Loyalists Are Against Charity

Fleggers outside the city hall

Old Knudsen is pissed off.....   There is one thing Old Knudsen can't stand it's bullies and idiots and it seems like hes surrounded by all three. 

You in the know have heard of the Christmas single 'Last December'  for charity put out by LAD  ,it was for the charity group SOSBus NI   is a non-sectarian organization who do food drives and give assistance to the homeless and vulnerable people on the streets of Belfast.

A lovely wee tune set to the tune of Wham's horrible ear-worm hit 'Last Christmas' and used Northern Ireland friendly lyrics instead of the soppy shite that Wham had. It poked gentle fun at the Fleggers but it was for a worthy cause.

Who could possibly have any problem with helping the vulnerable people of Belfast?  

Wha? the Fleggers don't like charity?

The Protestant Coalition  are always trying to scam er collect money and don't forget the money raised for those sent to prison for rioting and for tea and biscuits for the Twat-all protest camp .... where is that money by the way?  Nice fleg, is it new?

SOSBus NI received threats from Fleggers angry at having small cocks and at anything connected in anyway what so ever to LAD.....
What kind of arsehole threatens a charity? ... There has been no condemnation from any Loyalists over this so they must see that as being ok, I bet they hit weemen and molest children too.  They look the type.

SOSBus NI had to decline the offer of a donation but since most of the people who follow LAD
aren't sectarian bigoted cunts, the charity has received many donations from the news of this outrage.

Then you know what the Fleggers did? they blamed LAD for picking that charity and endangering it's workers.

Flegger logic: If you hadn't of picked that charity then we wouldn't of had to threaten them. How dare you put the charity workers in danger by using yer mind control to make us threaten and bully them.

Nat are fault mate, we did do nathin! ..... except threaten a charity out of accepting money because we didn't like where it came from. It should be good honest money from UVF and UDA drug sales.

Can Loyalists get any more stupid?

Why yes they can.

Once the charity single went on sale (to an unnamed charity now) they then contacted the distributors of the single, ya know Amazon, iTunes and Google player and ranted to them about the imaginary political implications (we'll boykat yose with are 10 million brethren and find out where you live and we'll also blame yose the next time we riot)    

So the distributors pulled the song ..... fucking wimps! Old Knudsen has his copy and when he figures out how to use this computer he'll burn it onto some vinyl discs and sell them at the market.

Over this time Old Knudsen has been lied too and has seen the true colours of some when the going gets tough and he is not impressed. Others talk behind his back and the cock sucking cuntbags call him rude names and spy on him.
You have a problem with me then you talk to me ..... otherwise fuck off.  
  

 Old Knudsen sees all

In the middle of 2012 when Old Knudsen was all alone slagging off flags and paramilitaries before it became trendy, he thought, 'ach why does no one care? ... why are they putting up with this shite?' Then LAD appeared like a white  knight of any color to lift up his weary arm so that he could strike another blow with his mighty sword of justice and wit.

Old Knudsen didn't serve during the Troubles just to have this shit continue. Why have we not moved on Stormont? Why are there still UVF and IRA parades?

At this moment in Northern Ireland you have Dissidents looking for attention with bombs and bullets. You also have Loyalists/Fleggers looking for attention with parades and who can shout the loudest about their human rights being violated.

They are all fuckwits and will fail. They are bullies, thugs and abusers. Their words and actions need to be shown up for what they are as normal decent people should not have to put up with these displays of pissing on territory ..... It has gone on for too long.
 

 Loyalists train their children to hate and to riot when X-Factor is on.

 

Old Knudsen stands along side LAD who are one of the few good guys in this struggle for a non-sectarian Northern Ireland where people don't get on like retarded junkie monkeys on the drink.

Some may accuse us of all sorts of things, .... yer not Prod enough or yer not Taig enough or you didn't go hard enough on yon Flegger you were slagging off, you deleted my comments, yer scamming money from people, you put up a Facebook page telling everybody who it is attacking the charity single blah blah blah.... 

I've realised over the years that those who accuse you are usually guilty of what they accuse you off .... fucking cycle of abuse dude and the tyres are flat.

How many fucks do I give? ...... answers on a postcard to YER MA!

The lyrics of Last December

It's been a year of flag protests and it has produced nothing but embarrassment and failure, these scumbags do not deserve my flag . Children have a tantrum when they can't get something they want so grow the fuck up and stop being an obstacle towards progress and how about some grace and dignity while yer at it.

If ya don't want to donate to charity then don't do it, just don't be a total cunt about it.  

  

New Flag Of Ulster

Here is my submission for a new flag for Northern Ireland . US diplomat Richard Haass has suggested we dream up a new flag that everyone could agree upon.

The white is for unity or surrendering to peace and the red hand of Ulster which is both a Loyalist and an ancient Celtic symbol has turned into the Flipping the bird hand of Ulster as the people of Northern Ireland like to offend and take offense with everything.

Just think how they would be offended every time they look at the flag .... they'd love it.  Then each side would fly it thinking they are flipping off the other side.

   

The Writing Is On The Wall

I'm sick of the stupid two faced comments being made. Like when yer sibling stands in yer doorway and annoys you and you say "get out of my room" and they reply "I'm not in yer room" little childish technicalities.
The Grand Master Blaster of Belfast George Chittick is standing there licking his lips no doubt thinking of naked young men soaked by the water canon battling the police.

Senior Belfast orangeman Billy Mawhinney is rocking the mic stating that the Loyalist side need to Upscale efforts and even go to the point of civil disobedience  ...... ya know what the fleggers/pawns heard? Upscale and Civil Disobedience.

After saying civil disobedience several times he threw in that it had to be legal and peaceful .... huh? 
Civil disobedience is the polite twin of civil unrest which is what he really wanted to say and hopes the fleggers who can read will read between the lines. 

Nelson McCauseland is standing there in his Bill Cosby sweater looking very sheeple like, when asked about the civil disobedience he said as long as it's legal and peaceful and you'd have to ask Mr Mawhinney for details not me.... pass the buck huh and no one can reach Mawhinney right now, strange that.   

Mahinney is the man who believes that the UVF and the UDA are an integral part of the Protestant community. What a stupid prick! Yes drug dealers and thugs are a part of our community so we should celebrate it. 

Old Knudsen remembers when the Orange Order last called for people to go out onto the streets and protest. We kinda had some riots, they countered with 'well we said protest, not riot' of course they didn't do anything to stop it. 

The Orange Order show their nasty insidious side now and again, stirring up trouble but not taking responsibility.   

You don't see any of these Grand Master Baters camping out on these cold nights at the Twadell peace/human rights camp. 
Aye they do the talking and let the grunts do the work, well played on finding so many morons who will jump when a man with a sash commands it. 

 

 Whats with attacking churches? Gog lives in those places and it's not very nice.

Also with the intimidating graffiti, are they saying that the IRA are in the church? Maybe they saw the error of their ways and became Protestant, and why is 'love' the Queen blurred out? 

 

"Confidence is an unfaithful man in time of trouble is like a broken tooth and a foot out of joint."  Proverbs 25:19


Answers on a postcard to What the fuck does that even mean?



"Woe to the shepherds who are destroying and scattering the sheep of my pasture!" saith the LORD."


"Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye."

Should have gone to Specsavers. 

 "Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord."

I hope the Sunday school children are enjoying these Biblical quotes and know they will burn in Hell!!!!!! 

"The Glory of the Lord has departed and Elvis has left the building." 

The Lord has been gone for centuries, if you think hes coming back then yer like a pathetic stalker type, go date other Gogs.  

Some  Ballynahinch Congregational Church members want rid of their pastor Rev George Speers. Their problem with him are said to be of a complex theological nature .... arguing over fairy tales how sad.
This is the old people version of real life spamming.  

The Protestant side really does hog the media, yon Fenians have a hoax bomb threat now and then or hold a celebration for dead terrorists but not enough to really make fun of ..... unless Gerry Kelly jumps on top od a police Land rover.

We Are Da Peeple!

It says a lot about a people who can't laugh at themselves.

Old Knudsen has always heard of how friendly people in Ireland are and how funny too ..... That would be the south bit of Ireland cos in the north of Ireland we don't do humour.  Are time are place ..... so get out! 

Ok some of us do humour but it's quite rare. 

Prominent members of the loyalist swinger community 

Living in Ulster with it's poor customer service, pish poor quality and lack of choice,  the take it or leave it attitude it's the only life you know, you've never known better. 
93% of Northern Ireland people have not lived outside of the province.

So I know why you are angry.
You think you deserve better than being a loyalist groundsheet or a be-sashed TV tough guy with a pot belly and forearm tattoos but you don't..... yer white trash and are proud of that for some reason.

 Devious 'weasel smile' and 'I can barely tolerate you' smile as seen by my lovely assistants.

Our faces aren't designed for smiling so we don't. Rather than choosing happy positive causes we choose to antagonize and cast the blame about the place rather than saying, "we should stop this, move on and lets bridge the sectarian divide and make sure the Troubles never happen again, for the sake of the future of Ulster." 

Most of you don't even know why you are doing what you are doing. It all boils doon to sectarianism, jealousy and fear.

Never mind that Belfast council voted to only fly the flag on designated days as per the Queen's household's rules. 

Think about this thought instead. On this one occasion Sinn Fein voted to fly the British flag. They could have demanded a complete removal of the flag but no, they compromised .... now don't you look like total cunts? 

 

Orangemen on the 12th July their most happiest of days ... as you can tell. 

  

 Sour faced old men with their beer bellied friends dressed up in EU funded costumes, walking around playing their panpipes as loud as they can, just like dogs pissing to mark their territory. 

 Maybe the marching season should be changed to the diet and jogging season.

The Orangemen and their bands don't like how the media portrays them as poorly educated louts all linked to the paramilitaries and out to cause trouble.

Where does the media get these ideas from?  Oh thats right it's no doubt lies because Sinn Fein runs everything, even the British media. Facebook has it's offices in Dublin ya know so it must be Taigbook right?

If Facebook is sooo taigy then why the fuck are you on it?

A little sense here people, you for some reason hate Catholics because Henry VIII and Elizabeth I told you to and there was a terrorist organisation that was from a Catholic background that killed British soldiers right? Yet still I see you on Facebook.

You love the Jews right? The Orange Order claim to be the lost tribe of the Levis or some daff shite. 

Ya know those people like Mel Gibson who say, "The Jews run everything" those people sound like paranoid nut fucks right? 

Well don't forget the Jewish terrorist groups of the late 40's that killed British soldiers, that would be the Irgun and the Stern gang, yer loving people that have more in common with the IRA than with you .... ya stupid fuckers.

I'm sorry this post has gone on and on but Old Knudsen is fed up with dickheads with low self-esteem so they have to take their anger out on others ' it's called projecting for you plebs'..... you weren't hugged as children because you were a dopey wee fucks even then. Yer mammy hated you and only tolerates you now because all her friends are dead.

No one likes it pointed out that they are stupid, full of hate bitter balls, this is yer shame but it's all you have ever known so you are going to go to yer grave hating .... another wasted life. 

You should thank people like myself and Loyalists Against Democracy  who constantly mock Prods and even the odd Taig who have difficulty spelling and making simple sentences that make sense in a sensey sense.

Fleggers type things like "we'll done" and "Hand's of our flag" they usually get their are and our confused and so just put are for everything ...... and English is supposed to be their first language. Whats their excuse? couldn't afford the FREE education?

The list of idiocy is endless, it's like they want to be made fun of so they give you non-stop material. 

Now we you can all say we are just doing these mistakes of Flegger-speak to be ironic... ach sure ya don't have to know what ironic means but whoever asks about yer poor grasp of the English language will know.

   

 This is how the world sees Loyalists.

Yer low self-esteem that comes from having been mistreated by yer man or not thought highly enough by yer peers also comes with a lack of dignity and no self-respect .... how can you be expected to respect others when you don't even respect yerself right? It's not yer fault it's a society that won't allow you to be who you really are right? .... grow a pair why don't you. 

Take responsibility for yer life and stop following the rest of the bitter afraid sheeple. Our leaders are not adult enough to run this place and when I say leaders that goes to everyone that gives these speeches calling for civil dis-obedience or others praising IRA bombers who got killed trying to kill people. 

All the little Hitlers with their microphones and bullhorns need to wise up, grow up and stop thinking about themselves and their bigoted tribe.

 Richard Haass tells Fleg jokes, "dream up a new one...lol"

For fucks sake we need Americans over to sort out our sectarian gang problem, how fucking embarrassing.
If you had any self-respect or dignity you'd be embarrassed too.

How many times are the Americans going to save us? Two world wars and counting.....

To finally end this rant, quit being hate filled wankers out to get those who are different than you or are better than you. If you pulled yer head out of yer hole and visited the real world with it's real problems you'd see how stupid all this crap is and if you do venture out of yer shire, don't hang about and drink with the kind of people back home, whats the fucking point to that?

Now that you've read this ..... fuck off!      

Carrickfergus Clown Pussy

When you think of the wee seaside town of Carrickfergus it's probably along the lines of 'shit! I have to go through Carrick, I hope I don't break doon'  ::::::banjos play in the distance:::::::

Isn't odd that right wing Protestants and Catholics come together against abortion and for incest? well I think it's odd. 

Carrickfergus fact file: Due to the air pollution from the nearby power station, the average IQ of a Carrickfergus adult is just below that of a retarded spaniel.

The place is full of child diddling, drug selling, window breaking, dog eating clowns.

The town has recently make it into the news because ...... well someone dressed up as an actual clown. It wasn't even an orginal idea, some bloke did it round Northampton  a few weeks back.

Calling himself Carrick killer clown with his sidekick Gimp boy they go round to houses of people they know and take a blurry photo in front of it and maybe tape a red balloon to the door.

Hilarious stuff, I can't stop laughing ...... no thats not right, I can't start laughing. Like I said, simple folk who are easily amused.

Since it's not funny and going by the hooses visited they have to be Loyalists ... is there anyone else in Carrick for fucks sake?

Carrickfergus fact file: 8 tourists a year die of boredom in Carrickfergus ..... Carrick only gets 8 tourists a year.   

Gimp boy acts like a paramilitary, waving a gun about and posing while wearing a balaclava ..... by the pink knickers it must be UDA or UDghey if you go by their past.

As the marching season winds doon and the flag protests fizzle out, the no chinned gurls and boys of Carrick have to have something else to do.... so another group called the Carrick clown killers has appeared though no dead clowns have been found in the Carrickfergus area so far.
Did I not say UDA? well yon mural is Ulster Defence Union (UDU) which is allegedly the retired members of the UDA.

If the shit fits, wear it.

The flag protests has had it's fair share of clowns.

Out to protect their culture of small cars, flowers that squirt water and falling over ..... usually due to the drink or the water canon.  They took the joke that was the flags protests and they repeated it and now they are the joke.

Carrickfergus the home of the upside doon flag has not just led the world with inbred clowns but has also dabbled in mime. Yon drunken fella who was arrested when he mimed firing a machine at the police was just class ..... Only in Carrick.

 

Flegger Fail

The Union flag was wasn't flying over the city hall back then .... no one gave a fuck. 

Knudsen In Retrograde

After my night of so so carnal exploration with yon French bird Clair DeLune I raided her fridge and quietly slipped out while she was still snoring away. At least this one was still alive, I learn from me mistakes do I.
Having spider as a safety word wasn't too bright, "I don't care if you see a spider, yer bigger than it so it's more afraid of you now I just need to finish."

I stepped out onto the street and got my bearings, the town centre was that way. I should grab a loaf and a paper on me way home.

I walked past the usual flag protest with them shouting about being victims of oppression and how everyone was out to get them. I'd give a fuck but I gave them all to yon French bird last night.

It was a breezy day, the sun was glaring but giving off no heat but ... at least it was dry .... by nature we're a whiny lot, we complain about the weather, about our health and how my life is soo bad cos my neighbour poisoned my dog even though it wasn't my dog and how the fuck could I eat it now when it's full of rat poison? ..... then we do that uncharacteristic touch of optimism at the end where we look around and then say, "well at least it's dry" I bet if there was a Norn Iron person walking in the long line towards the ovens of Dachau concentration camp he'd look up and say, "at least it's dry"cos hey you wouldn't want to get gassed on a rainy day, that would be fucking depressing.

So I popped into the Spar and got me loaf and me paper, I always get the paper with the half naked gurl on the cover, why they put them on the top shelf is beyond me.

Getting to the lights to cross the road I push the button, aye theres always some cunt who thinks they are too cool to wait for the light and cross during any break in traffic, suddenly a large jeep pulled around the corner and stopped.

The man standing on top of it swung his 50 cal in my direction, screamed something that sounded either like Gaelic or Arabic and started firing.

As bullets bounced off the ugly but trendy art sculpture behind me I had to remember my military training, quick as a flash I dropped to the ground, lay in the fetal position and softly cried. My training had gotten me through Normandy, Vietnam and the Falklands conflict.

After the roar of the gun the silence had a high pitched ring to it only to be interrupted by the sound of the shocked and the dying.
I couldn't lie there in a puddle of piss all day so I got up my eyes darting around for the next threat but the jeep had gone.
Damn those dissident insurgent militants and their cowardly ways.

 Looking around for a rich person or a hot chick to selflessly help I saw something that chilled me very bones.

The dead were coming back to life and feeding off the living.  Damn, fuck, piss says I, how symbolic of a decaying socialist society can you get?

I started to slowly back away but they had seen me, they started to lurch towards me so I started to lurch away from them. I threw some live old people and children at them but it hardly slowed them doon at all.
Was this how Old Knudsen was to die after all this time? What would happen to his blog? Who would tell people what stupid twats they are?

Hey mate ya got a feg?

Just then a fire exit door opened to the side of me and a startled employee stepped out to get a crafty cigarette. I grabbed the fat wee fucker by the scruff of the neck and turfed him into the crowd of walkers.
They grabbed at me as I squeezed through the door pulling it shut behind me, I could hear the screams of the employee getting ripped apart and thought to myself, 'I'd love a ciggie right now.'

I looked doon and saw something that crushed my very soul, the loaf I had gotten was whole wheat, I wanted a normal non-ghey loaf of white bread, can they not have a section of bread for normal people?
I hadn't payed for the bread but that wasn't the point, it's hard enough to shoplift these days without them putting this shite in the way. The only thing for it was to go back to the Spar and complain to the manager.

Old Knudsen was pissed off, hungry and craving nicotine. He flung open the fire door and stared at a hundred soon to be well fucked up zombies ..... at least it was dry.   

Facilitate Yer Ma

To settle any confusion. Old Knudsen is a Unionist he is not a Loyalist. He believes Northern Ireland  needs to stay a part of the UK in order to thrive. A Loyalist is a moron who goes on about be loyal to the Queen but has never served in the military, doesn't vote and is a criminal type asshole.

Loyalists have been saying that flying the Union flag 17 days at Belfast city hall instead of 365 days makes them feel less British and is destroying their British culture ..... all lies because many of them have now made it about the Protestant culture. Fucking scumbegs.

These cunts made Old Knudsen resign as a grand master funk of the footloose Presbyterian church because he couldn't take the constant stupidity from this crowd.

They use soundbite words they have heard and haven't put thought into well their thoughts. Fucking puppets manipulated by all and they don't even know it.

A word they use is facilitate , "the police were there to facilitate the protest" . It's like a child who hears a grown up use a big word and they don't know what it means but they use it anyway. I believe they mean that the police escort and block them off with their presence .... the police do not bring flags and road blocks to make the protests easier.

I'm sorry to all my international readers if you don't understand what the fuck all of this is about.

Look, breasts, you understand that.
  




  

Brits Out

The flag protesters had yet again shown their true colours and they aren't red white and blue, more like a shite colour that needs fiber.
They have gotten ex BNP (British Nazis Party) leader Jim Dowson to speak for them as a sort of anti-cheerleader type. Down with this down with that.

The Scottish bloke has cum over to Northern Ireland to hang around with that moron Willie Frazer .... the one who thought the Italian flag was the Irish flag, yeah that one, and to shout his agenda in the street.
Hes told the police chief of Northern Ireland who is English to go back to England ... yeah hes saying "Brits out" and this fine Scottish fella has told Peter Robinson (who is from Northern Ireland) the First minister to go with him.

The irony is dripping thick and fast here considering the IRA have been trying to get the Brits out for decades.

The reason why Old Knudsen is so amused is that nothing funny ever happens here and the fact that these morons are taking centre stage and and highlighting their stupidity is amazing.

Like when Liam Neeson went to Ballymena, nothing ever goes on there that would interest anyone who isn't a junkie farming sheep shagger. Now that Neeson has gone back to the US we won't here a thing about that place until Ian Paisley dies.

I'm enjoying the fun here while it lasts.   

Jamie Bryson - Irish Hero

There are some damaging pictures of the self appointed/UVF appointed spokesperson for the Northern Ireland flag protests going around the Interweb. The chosen of god, Jamie Bryson went on holiday one year and posed with some Irish symbols.
You may think that this is no big deal .... well to the mongoloid sectarian bigots this is an issue. Old Knudsen himself would be all Top 'O' The Mornin too if he thought yon gurl in the picture would put out for him.... she looks a little uncomfortable with spidey man's hand there.  

When you go on holiday and go to an Irish pub, guess what they don't have .... red hands of Ulster thats what. No one wants that shite Norn Iron is Irish to the rest of the world anyway. If you want to meet people who speak English and drink yer favourite beer then that is where you go, you tuck yer bigotry between yer legs and drink up.

 

Bryson is a cockhead, it has been said that he only got into the sectarian shit because he broke up with a gurl and got mixed up with the wrong crowd, an ex glue sniffing pastor and paramilitary hoods.
He now calls for peace in front of the cameras and then calls for rocks to be thrown at the Taigs when hes with his big brave mob.

The Protestant mob are paranoid anyway. They call the Police (Police Service of Northern Ireland) PSNIRA, they call the BBC .. BBC-IRA and because FaceBook has their offices in Dublin then they must be IRA too.

The protests have been infiltrated on so many levels because well ..... the prods are fucking stupid. Drug dealing criminals who can't use reason or intellect.... sure there are more moderate and peaceful flag protesters but since they are still all into the flag issue at this late stage then they can't be that bright either.

People who call for peace but will still vote DUP .... away an fuck you moron.... sheeple, nothing more.

Sites that make fun of the various protester comments have been the best thing to come out of the 6 weeks of riots. Unintentional comedy gold.
Like how I was hoping that Romney opened his mouth I want the loyalists to do the same, every time they do they damage their cause. 

It also shows you that what started out as a ploy to destroy a rival political party that was gaining ground from the DUP and went wrong and ended up as anti-Catholic bigotry as usual. Northern Ireland hasn't changed that much over the years ... it all boils doon to hatred.

Yet again the Prods are the bad guys who started all the shit just like the Troubles.