Carrickfergus Clown Pussy

When you think of the wee seaside town of Carrickfergus it's probably along the lines of 'shit! I have to go through Carrick, I hope I don't break doon'  ::::::banjos play in the distance:::::::

Isn't odd that right wing Protestants and Catholics come together against abortion and for incest? well I think it's odd. 

Carrickfergus fact file: Due to the air pollution from the nearby power station, the average IQ of a Carrickfergus adult is just below that of a retarded spaniel.

The place is full of child diddling, drug selling, window breaking, dog eating clowns.

The town has recently make it into the news because ...... well someone dressed up as an actual clown. It wasn't even an orginal idea, some bloke did it round Northampton  a few weeks back.

Calling himself Carrick killer clown with his sidekick Gimp boy they go round to houses of people they know and take a blurry photo in front of it and maybe tape a red balloon to the door.

Hilarious stuff, I can't stop laughing ...... no thats not right, I can't start laughing. Like I said, simple folk who are easily amused.

Since it's not funny and going by the hooses visited they have to be Loyalists ... is there anyone else in Carrick for fucks sake?

Carrickfergus fact file: 8 tourists a year die of boredom in Carrickfergus ..... Carrick only gets 8 tourists a year.   

Gimp boy acts like a paramilitary, waving a gun about and posing while wearing a balaclava ..... by the pink knickers it must be UDA or UDghey if you go by their past.

As the marching season winds doon and the flag protests fizzle out, the no chinned gurls and boys of Carrick have to have something else to do.... so another group called the Carrick clown killers has appeared though no dead clowns have been found in the Carrickfergus area so far.
Did I not say UDA? well yon mural is Ulster Defence Union (UDU) which is allegedly the retired members of the UDA.

If the shit fits, wear it.

The flag protests has had it's fair share of clowns.

Out to protect their culture of small cars, flowers that squirt water and falling over ..... usually due to the drink or the water canon.  They took the joke that was the flags protests and they repeated it and now they are the joke.

Carrickfergus the home of the upside doon flag has not just led the world with inbred clowns but has also dabbled in mime. Yon drunken fella who was arrested when he mimed firing a machine at the police was just class ..... Only in Carrick.