Sometimes A Clock Is Just A Clock

His t-shirt says NASA which means .. Nnihilate America Says Allah ... maybe. 

Ahmed Mohamed a 14 year-old from Texas brought into school a home made clock to impress his teacher. He was told to keep it in his back pack and this wasn't a problem until it started beeping. Texans freak out when they hear beeping, they get the urge to shoot it. In fact they are like that with most things. 

Ahmed was taken out of class and handcuffed. There has been a backlash because many people including Obama, Mark Zuckerberg and those NASA scientists types were pissed off because imagination was rewarded with handcuffs .... well it is Texas. 

   

If you watch Mission Impossible or 24 you'll know that this is exactly what a bomb should look like. If you don't get fantasy confused with reality you'll see it's a circuit board and a large time display without any type of explosives. 

When Old Knudsen makes bombs he ensures the time display is that big so people with poor eyesight can see the count down, it's health and safety rules. 

People are comparing the story to other cases claiming that it's about being overly political correct or even racist against white people, these are the same white people who remain quiet when countless black people get shot by police. 

The 7 year-old John Welch with ADHD was aiming for a mountain but his pop tart became more gun like. His teacher said he was pointing it and going bang bang. Do you know anything about boy childs? They can turn anything into a gun. Look, a stick "bang bang" no, it's a machine gun, "bababababa" then it becomes a club to smash things with. Welch got suspended and his pop tart permit revoked. 

There was another 13 year-old boy who faces second-degree assault when he inappropriately kissed a 14 year-old girl on a dare. Kids do stupid things but they should know that forcing a kiss, or anything else onto somebody is wrong. 

Neither of these two kids got an invite to the White House so it must be racism in favour of Muslims cos Obama being a Muslim and all .... according to Trump and his legions of doom. 

I'm sure there are plenty of window lickers that don't get invited to the White House, leave race and religion out of it and focus on the actions. 

Ahmed's father Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed, who is originally from Sudan, says his son fixes everything around the house like phones and computers. He'll be transferring schools soon so fuck you MacArthur High School.  

MacArthur as you know was the crazy ass General who wanted to nuke China during the Korean war. He was reassigned for the sake of world peace.  

Yes this was no doubt racial profiling and stereotyping, if they really thought it was a bomb then why leave it half the day and not evacuate the school? Kids do stupid things but in this case it's the adults being the window lickers. 

Ingenuity should not be rewarded with a slap down, it's a pity that some people can't see a brown Muslim kid in any sort of positive light without trying to tear him down ... c'mon white kids, enough with the sexual assaults and breakfast guns, do something intelligent. 

Bristol Palin, the spokesperson for Unplanned parenthood complained that Obama was stoking racial tensions and should stay out of it. Again with people going on about race but really meaning religion. 

They are being sectarian, not racist ya stupid plebs though being brown is pretty handy for racists too. Religion has always been a handy excuse to commit atrocities.    

If you have a problem with Ahmed Mohamed it isn't because he's brown, the US is full of brown people. To racists, brown and Asian people are way more acceptable than black folk ... that is why it's black lives matter even though blacks are only 13% of the population yet still seem to get shot and jailed the most. Strange that.

You have a problem with his name and where his father is from and of course religion ... all the same things Obama has and still has to face today, is it any wonder he invited Ahmed. The cunts maybe against you but you too can push past their prejudices and lies and become president.  

If you wish to get outraged then be outraged at all the sectarianism in Texas that led to this event. Did single mom and mother to be abstinence champion Bristol Palin speak out against the draw Muhammad competitions? ... no I don't believe she did, that was pure shit stirring. Other places too, there are still Sikhs such as Inderjit Singh Mukker getting beat up while getting called a terrorist. 

Ahmed was interrogated by police without a lawyer and though he was apologized too by the school he still got suspended so that blows the whole, 'he got invited to the White House while others got punished' theory. 

   

Quit panicking about Muslims under the bed ya cowards. Think about yer common ground. Muslims believe all that crazy ass shit that Christians do and have the same hates and prejudices, there are also some good Christians, Jews and Muslims who embrace reason and empathy though are obviously still pretty gullible when it comes to faith but that has more to do with insecurity and brainwashing yourself than actually believing. 

Ahmed speaks English (murican) better than many (Trump) he has embraced Western culture fully and hopes to go to MIT. He is all the things that tea-bagging muricans insist that immigrants should do and more. He may be the head of NASA some day or maybe president so get over yer issues and be more nice to him and all the others who are not terrorists.     

 

No Fool Like A Bitter Old Fool

When some yahoo's put up two Irish tricolour flags on an island in Bessbrook Pond in county Armagh something had to be done. Bessbrook which as us old soldiers would say is in bandit country but today it is a mixed community of Catholics and Protestants.... hold on that's mixed? A load of white people just a different type of Christian and that's mixed? ... stupid arseholes.

A hero arose, a man who loved the Union flag but what's more important he hated the Irish flag. 

 He loved everything English and desperately wanted to be one.

68 year-old Oswald 'Ossie' Bradley swam out to the island intending to replace the Irish flags with a Union flag because just removing wasn't enough, he had to be a cunt too.

Age is no guarantee of wisdom. 

The silly ol spiteful fool who flies a flag at home drown during the little swim in the pond. A teenage boy pulled him to the shore but could not resuscitate poor old Oswald.    

If he had been swimming out to remove them then that would be a tragedy but since he was going to replace them with a Union flag then that my friend is karma, let this be a lesson to you fleggers who use the Union flag as a tool for intimidation and as a gang colour just like those with their scabby tricolours.   

Some people say it was totally out of character for him to do this so we'll just assume he was drunk or high or something. One less bitter sectarian, it's a good start, now get those fucking flags doon they're an eyesore.
  

Willie Watcher Wears The Soap Doon

AKA the human beatbox farts as he pumps out the jams and marmalade.

I tried to ignore this story cos Northern Ireland news is boring enough without adding sports and soap operas to the list. 

Willie Frazer's life is a soap opera. 

Remember when he mistook the Italian flag for the Irish flag and accused a school of being an IRA training ground? Hes at it again. 

On the BBC there is a soap opera called Eastenders, it's a depressing bit of TV full of ugly angry people reacting to lame story lines. Willie was outraged that one of the characters had a sports top that promoted the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) because according to Willie the GAA support the IRA .... I thought that was Celtic football supporters who supported the IRA but what do I know? 

Besides more than you of course.  

 We are, we are we are the bully boys ... otherwise known as the Protestant Coalition.

The shirt turned out to be a PE top from a Ballymena school, St Patrick's College. Willie is worried that the Queen Vic pub (where most of the stories are centered around cos the British are a load of drunks) will be named after Bobby Sands and there will be rebel songs played on the jukebox next. 

Celtic football supporters have gotten a sectarian song that laughingly refers to Bobby Sands as brave and gallant onto the music charts as a protest for not being allowed to be sectarian. It seems that Scotland (unlike Northern Ireland) take that shit seriously. 

Awww the fenian cock suckers can't show their love for skinny dying terrorists, did you like it when the fat necked Loyalist cunts played the famine song outside of yon chapel? Just because they do it doesn't make it right for you to do it. Stop being a dick, humans can be better than that. 

The people who claim to be non sectarian are strangely quiet about this song which says a lot, luckily Old Knudsen is here to point out what a bigoted cunt you really are. 

The BBC say that the song is a matter of free speech (something which the UK does not have) but refuses to play the whole song thus making it more of a big deal and voiding the whole free speech point.  

So not only does the BBC support pedos and rapists but they support sectarian wankers and we pay them £145 a year to do so ..... freedom of fuck all. 

What is more embarrassing, getting yer facts wrong (Old Knudsen has never experienced that) or admitting that you watch ...... nay, pay attention to Eastenders like a hot flashy, itchy minged, old woman?

"Hey Sammy, did you see dem beys in Albert Square last night? will we ever find out who is Gemma's baby daddy? if it's Jason then I bet he'll turn up under Jazzie's patio when Bill his twin brother accidentally killed him during an argument over their mammy's affections, we should have a flag protest to clear Bill's name as we know that Jazzie concocted the whole scenario, it just isn't fair."   

 

We Are Da Peeple!

It says a lot about a people who can't laugh at themselves.

Old Knudsen has always heard of how friendly people in Ireland are and how funny too ..... That would be the south bit of Ireland cos in the north of Ireland we don't do humour.  Are time are place ..... so get out! 

Ok some of us do humour but it's quite rare. 

Prominent members of the loyalist swinger community 

Living in Ulster with it's poor customer service, pish poor quality and lack of choice,  the take it or leave it attitude it's the only life you know, you've never known better. 
93% of Northern Ireland people have not lived outside of the province.

So I know why you are angry.
You think you deserve better than being a loyalist groundsheet or a be-sashed TV tough guy with a pot belly and forearm tattoos but you don't..... yer white trash and are proud of that for some reason.

 Devious 'weasel smile' and 'I can barely tolerate you' smile as seen by my lovely assistants.

Our faces aren't designed for smiling so we don't. Rather than choosing happy positive causes we choose to antagonize and cast the blame about the place rather than saying, "we should stop this, move on and lets bridge the sectarian divide and make sure the Troubles never happen again, for the sake of the future of Ulster." 

Most of you don't even know why you are doing what you are doing. It all boils doon to sectarianism, jealousy and fear.

Never mind that Belfast council voted to only fly the flag on designated days as per the Queen's household's rules. 

Think about this thought instead. On this one occasion Sinn Fein voted to fly the British flag. They could have demanded a complete removal of the flag but no, they compromised .... now don't you look like total cunts? 

 

Orangemen on the 12th July their most happiest of days ... as you can tell. 

  

 Sour faced old men with their beer bellied friends dressed up in EU funded costumes, walking around playing their panpipes as loud as they can, just like dogs pissing to mark their territory. 

 Maybe the marching season should be changed to the diet and jogging season.

The Orangemen and their bands don't like how the media portrays them as poorly educated louts all linked to the paramilitaries and out to cause trouble.

Where does the media get these ideas from?  Oh thats right it's no doubt lies because Sinn Fein runs everything, even the British media. Facebook has it's offices in Dublin ya know so it must be Taigbook right?

If Facebook is sooo taigy then why the fuck are you on it?

A little sense here people, you for some reason hate Catholics because Henry VIII and Elizabeth I told you to and there was a terrorist organisation that was from a Catholic background that killed British soldiers right? Yet still I see you on Facebook.

You love the Jews right? The Orange Order claim to be the lost tribe of the Levis or some daff shite. 

Ya know those people like Mel Gibson who say, "The Jews run everything" those people sound like paranoid nut fucks right? 

Well don't forget the Jewish terrorist groups of the late 40's that killed British soldiers, that would be the Irgun and the Stern gang, yer loving people that have more in common with the IRA than with you .... ya stupid fuckers.

I'm sorry this post has gone on and on but Old Knudsen is fed up with dickheads with low self-esteem so they have to take their anger out on others ' it's called projecting for you plebs'..... you weren't hugged as children because you were a dopey wee fucks even then. Yer mammy hated you and only tolerates you now because all her friends are dead.

No one likes it pointed out that they are stupid, full of hate bitter balls, this is yer shame but it's all you have ever known so you are going to go to yer grave hating .... another wasted life. 

You should thank people like myself and Loyalists Against Democracy  who constantly mock Prods and even the odd Taig who have difficulty spelling and making simple sentences that make sense in a sensey sense.

Fleggers type things like "we'll done" and "Hand's of our flag" they usually get their are and our confused and so just put are for everything ...... and English is supposed to be their first language. Whats their excuse? couldn't afford the FREE education?

The list of idiocy is endless, it's like they want to be made fun of so they give you non-stop material. 

Now we you can all say we are just doing these mistakes of Flegger-speak to be ironic... ach sure ya don't have to know what ironic means but whoever asks about yer poor grasp of the English language will know.

   

 This is how the world sees Loyalists.

Yer low self-esteem that comes from having been mistreated by yer man or not thought highly enough by yer peers also comes with a lack of dignity and no self-respect .... how can you be expected to respect others when you don't even respect yerself right? It's not yer fault it's a society that won't allow you to be who you really are right? .... grow a pair why don't you. 

Take responsibility for yer life and stop following the rest of the bitter afraid sheeple. Our leaders are not adult enough to run this place and when I say leaders that goes to everyone that gives these speeches calling for civil dis-obedience or others praising IRA bombers who got killed trying to kill people. 

All the little Hitlers with their microphones and bullhorns need to wise up, grow up and stop thinking about themselves and their bigoted tribe.

 Richard Haass tells Fleg jokes, "dream up a new one...lol"

For fucks sake we need Americans over to sort out our sectarian gang problem, how fucking embarrassing.
If you had any self-respect or dignity you'd be embarrassed too.

How many times are the Americans going to save us? Two world wars and counting.....

To finally end this rant, quit being hate filled wankers out to get those who are different than you or are better than you. If you pulled yer head out of yer hole and visited the real world with it's real problems you'd see how stupid all this crap is and if you do venture out of yer shire, don't hang about and drink with the kind of people back home, whats the fucking point to that?

Now that you've read this ..... fuck off!      

Jamie Bryson's Opinion Is Needed Stat!

 

 Total attention hoor, hes already done the tattoo so next it will be adopting a black baby.

Well done to Jamie Bryson, he got onto the newspapers for doing nothing. Bryson who has deep seeded insecurities and feelings of inadequacy constantly seeks attention. He was never hugged as a child, unless you count his uncle Lester of whom he never speaks about.

The only problem with getting featured by the Belfast Telegraph is if they don't like you they keep using stock photos of you when yer not at yer best.

So when Jamie Bryson said it was ok to sing we are the billy boys during a football match the Telegraph referred to him as.

Flag protester and former mascot for the Northern Ireland football team..... Yes they made sure to use the picture too.

The song The Billy boys is from the 1930's and sung by a Protestant Glasgow street gang led by Billy Fullerton a former member of the British Fascists and total wife beater who let others do the fighting against men for him.

Bryson thinks that singing, " We're up to our knees in fenian blood surrender or you'll die" is fine and not sectarian. he thinks it's "no more sectarian than the Fields Of Athenry."

The Fields of Athenry  is a song from 1800's famine struck Ireland about a bloke in prison for stealing food for his starving family ..... not very sectarian at all, there is a line that says "Against the Famine and the Crown I rebelled they ran me down" sure didn't Byrson's bosses the UVF rebel against the crown too, everyone is doing it ffs.

What would you do for yer family? would you steal some corn? or wade in fenian blood? 

Ex-con Bryson is out of bail after he rebelled against the crown over the Queen's decision not to fly her own flag every day over Belfast city hall.

 

The rebel Bryson enjoyed his time in prison, his twerking was a favourite of the other inmates.

Jamie Bryson ya wee ugly spide, yer stupid as fuck, next you'll say throwing golf balls at the homes of Catholics isn't sectarian. Quit trying to make comparisons to justify yer bad behaviour,"well they threw petrol bombs 2 years ago so we should be able to do it as well .... so we should."

Take responsibility like a man for once and just stop and say, "you know, this isn't right, I'm better than that " not that I should really expect decent behaviour from you ya bigoted criminal. 

Calling A SPAD a SPAD

 Mary McArdle a SPAD who is losing her job.

Old Knudsen often trades barbs with lesser mortals because they dare enter his Interweb space and get on as if they know what they are talking about. The Facebook page Flipside kindly posted my United Ireland rant and some nationalist types suggested that Old Knudsen was incorrect and even name called .... did Old Knudsen call any of these fuckwits names? he may have said that terrorists and their supporters were scum but I don't think he said, "listen Dom, yer a fucking stupid moron who is like a fly beating against a pane of glass, you just don't get it douchebag."

I did refer to myself as a Unionist, thats because I agree that Northern Ireland is better off being a part of the UK . When Shinners here the word 'Unionist' they can't go any further, logic and reason leaves the building. The discussion was about SPADs, the governmental advisers hired from a pool of ex convicted terrorists who kept their mouths shut during the Troubles and this was their reward, a nice cushy job.  Sinn Fein is the biggest offender with the SPADs and so many Shinners just see it as an attack... which it is but still, it's morally wrong.  

One person did have sense to speak:

"Why the fuck are we paying 90k for someone who's only qualification was being so shit at terrorism that they got caught or their only qualification is who daddy knows?" If the excuse is that it keeps Chucks in line with the peace process, then how about using the money to fund decent scholarships or apprenticeships in under privileged areas instead.?"

Old Knudsen compared the outrage of hiring SPADs to hiring serial killers like Rose West or the Moors murderers. Just rubbing the faces of the victims in it.

Moron one said:  
Your mention of Rosemary West in the context of this issue makes you sound like an absolute plonker.

I know you are but what am I? .... I am a plonker with a blog thats what. 

Moron two said: 
Wow Soren you compare Rosemary West to the friends, neighbours and colleagues that a substantial number of us gave our support to for many years......what a stupid,stupid,stupid thing to say.

So because you and others support them and are related to them I'm the one saying stupid things? The page you are commenting on does not support these people .... oh I know that dissidents infect it from time to time but what can you do?

Lets try to think here for a moment, many people were related to and supported the Shankill butchers, that abducted and hacked to bits and shot 19 Catholics. These guys were indeed serial killers wrapped up in sectarianism. They would make great SPADs wouldn't they? ... ohhh just think about the Sinn Fein outrage.

These guys killed Fenians in the same manner as drummer Lee Ribgy was killed by the Muslim dudes. 

So you support your own side when they brutally kill .... but you don't like it when the Prods do it?

Old Knudsen is unbiased, he thinks the Taigs and the Hun terrorists are as bad as each other, they chose to kill people who were no threat to them and who were unarmed, the fact that you chose to support those killers merely means that yer as big a cock sucker as they are.
   

When Old Knudsen was recently watching a documentary about the Shankill butchers he glanced to the side and saw Fred and Rose West just above an IRA video.  It's almost as if normal people without a bigoted agenda view them both as murdering scum.

Seeing this video ranked with the IRA was obviously a sign from Gog. There was indeed more stupidity and name calling from these rocket surgeons but it makes Old Knudsen said that people can be this dumb.
  

We Are The Mob

 

It used to be what football team do you support Rangers or Celtic? what song can you sing the soldier's song or the sash?  and if you got the answer wrong you'd get the shit kicked out of you .... you'd probably get the shit kicked out of you anyway if you got it right but it was foreplay. 

These days you get the shite kicked out of you for just looking different. "I don't know what Steampunk is mate but yer gonna get it."