Remember The Somme, With A Riot

This time last week the cuntry but mostly Northern Ireland was commemorating the battle of the Somme. Though more Yorkshire men died on the first day of the battle the Loyalists of Norn Iron like to think that Irish Northern Ireland Protestants were the ones that did the most dying.

Tremendous dying, the best. The others present at the battle, what losers. 

If yer ancestor did something worthwhile then fuck it, you can live off that and piss away yer life not having to achieve anything. 

As well as crosses and poppies there were parades and an open air event. 100 years, we remember our war dead better than anyone else, we fucken love em. We wear poppies all the fucken time, we even put them on our cars.
Look at our fucken war memorials, hundreds of them, we love dead soldiers we do .... sure they may hate alive soldiers but once dead they become precious.

In the armpit town known as God's waiting room Carrickfergus which is full of old people and spides that have never served, not even fries. The people of the housing estate with the beautiful name of Castlemara remembered the war dead by having a drunken riot and a paramilitary feud.

Burning pallets were dragged across the road by tear filled fleggers remembering the dead and attacking the police in true 36th division style since it contained a load of the early UVF members.

Ah those were the days, they didn't get to kill the King's soldiers or police with guns bought from Germany but got to die in battle instead mowed down by guns owned by Germany. The irony has not been lost on me.

So they are. 

The police try to stay out of Castlemara and you can't blame them .... Lovely murals though.  So Loyalists can't even get being loyal to the Queen right since they disobey her rules and laws at every occasion and now they can't even show respect for those who died serving their cuntry on the same day 100 years ago.

What a showers of useless cunts they are.  
 

End Internment Now!

 

Yesterday, 9th August was to be a quiet peaceful Sunday where foreign tourists wander Belfast city center aimlessly wondering why all the shops are closed and the locals drift into Belfast around 1pm when they open. 

The late opening of shops is to allow everyone time to get over their hangovers though some sad fuckers may take that time to go to church after they have milked the cows even though experts have proved that God died years ago but they still hold out hope.   

The God-less Nationalists who may live in a part of the United Kingdom but consider themselves Irish had other ideas. They had a march planned to celebrate the start of Internment. Yay for Internment!  Ah the good ol days when it was illegal to be ghey and blackface was funny.

For those not familiar with buttfuck Northern Ireland, Internment started in August 1971 when the Troubles were well under way. Because the British security forces had aligned themselves with the Protestant side, most of those interned were Catholic .... or the Nationalist side if you will. Internment was imprisonment without trial, many of those lifted weren't terrorists and many were tortured for information or just for fun. Of the 1,981 interned, 1,874 were Catholic and only 107 were Protestant.

Like the Bloody Sunday shooting, Internment boosted IRA recruitment, much like how the invasion of Iraq boosted Al-Qaeda recruitment.

  Republican fleggers are just as dumb as Loyalist fleggers, same mindset different colours. 

The march yesterday was told by the Parades Commission (a ruling body that all fleggers hate) to be out of the city center by 1.30pm. The parade organisers had declared they wouldn't and only started out on the march well after 2pm .... so they were intending on causing trouble and to fuck over the city center traders. 

The police had other ideas and had to prevent the Nationalists from getting into the city centre while at the same time keeping an eye on Loyalist protesters who I guess support Internment or were just there to cause trouble. 2 years ago the Loyalists tore up the city centre injuring over 50 police officers.

When I next travel in time I'm telling my younger self to invest in jog pants and track suits. 

The march ended and the rabid Republican fanatics who just previously gave their anti-British speeches asked for everyone to end the march in a dignified manner .... in sweat pants and sports shirts. 

That is really code for get yer bricks and petrol bombs ready. The Orange Order do that too. They say, "our parade was peaceful, not our fault that we whipped up the trouble makers into a frenzy and they rioted after the march is over, their actions after our parade are not our responsibility." 

Jimmy Savile and the spides of DerryLondonDerryDerryDerry all prefer track suits, it isn't a sign that you have no self respect it's handy for running and for pulling doon for a spot of rape. Elasticated waists mean you don't have to worry about dieting either. 

Bricks and petrol bombs were thrown at police (who doesn't always have petrol bombs handy?) 9 officers or targets as we call them were injured. The water cannons were used but since Sunday is bath night it all worked out well. 

Old Knudsen has mis-judged the intellect of the Republican side. To win their way to a united Ireland that doesn't include shooting and blowing up people all they had to do was let Loyalists be Loyalists. Loyalists are their own worse enemy and stupid as fuck. If Republicans get on like Loyalist fleggers they'll get fuck all except arrested. I thought that while Republicans are slimy as shit they at least valued education more and knew how to work the system but they too have their out of control mob.

  Republican honey's at a recent funeral ... I don't fancy yers much .... or mine.  

The recent funeral of the mother of a hunger striker was a dumb as fuck move. She squeezed out a bloke that starved himself to death and idiots dressed up as dorks and badly marched down the road to show her respect, moobs and bellies everywhere. The whole military look only werks if you exercise and werk out.

Anyone who bombs and shoots their own people to achieve a united Ireland (and failed) are terrorists, no not freedom fighters, they are twatty looking, terrorist, criminal scum who lost the plot years ago. Loyalist paramilitaries are wanna be terrorists but are really just drug dealing hoods.

Old Knudsen choose the army and for yer information he rarely showed bias and barely tortured anyone, he walked the walk unlike all the terrorist cunts. He doesn't think that all Catholics are in the IRA or that all Muslims are in ISIS so don't go thinking that all soldiers during the Troubles were cunts. Old Knudsen would gladly shoot to kill a Fenian, Hun or other cocksucker, he doesn't discriminate.    

Internment stopped decades ago stoopid, there was no need for a march or a riot yesterday, just have a fucking hashtag you morons. What's next an anti-apartheid march? Yeah free Nelson Mandela ya wankers. Maybe a march to mark the start of Danelaw in the 11th century. An anti-slavery march, end slavery now! Move on dot com.

Sinn Fein are in government now for fucks sake, yer closer to a *united Ireland* than you ever were so dry yer fucking eyes and wise the fuck up.      

 

*Terms and conditions may apply since Ireland wants us as much as Britain does which is not at all.* 

Why Loyalism Will Be Destroyed

As expected there was trouble in Belfast this 12th July marching season. Whenever the Loyalist bands get told they can't march past Catholic homes yelling their insults and playing their tunes about killing Fenians or about the Irish famine they get angry and riot. Drinking all day in the sun doesn't help matters either.

The bands were also told they were not allowed to play sectarian music while walking past Catholic chapels, they have done this for numerous years and even go out of their way to do it. Of course some bands test the law and do as they please like they did this year ..... what a sucky attitude. 

She got lucky and her injuries are non life threatening. 

There was a riot and a girl was run over by an Orangeman who drove into the crowd. The story is that he panicked but we'll see. Why was he there in his car anyway?

Police and photographers have been injured by Loyalists throwing bottles and metal bolts and one PSNI officer was bitten on the hand and needed 12 stitches, no dog was mentioned so I'm assuming it was a rabid flegger. An Inspector also suffered from a severed ear.

Billy Hutchinson is a paramilitary pretending to be a politician. 

Old Knudsen has had his fair share of bonfires and parades, it's stupid and boring. I've been making supporters and enemies online by putting out opinions that need to be out there. The Loyalists online automatically class me as a Fenian, little do they know I'm a Unionist who has served Queen and cuntry .... unlike the majority of them. They don't make me angry because I'm all ready angry so comments about me sucking on my momma's nipples just wash over me.

I compliment the person on their insult that was cutting edge more than 10 years ago and mention how my dead mother was cremated so her nipples are not much good now. 

The Loyalists try to justify their actions by blaming everyone except themselves. An Orangeman drove his car into a crowd of Catholic residents, hitting 3 and driving on top of a young girl and yet that is the fault of the police.

If they say that there wouldn't be trouble if they had let them march then you could say that there wouldn't be trouble if they weren't total dicks or if there weren't any parades. The lack of cognitive complexity is astounding.

Loyalism is a dirty word and Loyalist now means and ignorant, poorly educated drunken lout. They may define themselves with flags and sectarian hatred but they are also defined by their actions and words.

The Orange Order and all their Loyalist minions do their cause more harm every time they fail to obey the law or when they erect Nazi and Confederate flags along side their paramilitary flags. They will get more and more sanctions put onto their parades and they will push back and blindly lash out thus causing more harm.

People are smiling, can't be Prods.

The sham fight at Scarva where some Orange Order groups do a reenactment of a fake fight between King William of Orange and King James is the direction in which Loyalism must go. It isn't serious and it's a celebration rather than a sour faced parade, we need more of that.
It needs to be more American 4th July celebration than a gloating trouble making hate fest. No one burns the Union flag on the 4th July and everyone is made to feel welcome.

The Republicans or Nationalists .... whatever you want to call them can see what the Loyalists are doing and if they can refrain from rioting, burning Orange Order halls and from behaving like Loyalists then they will win the long game.

Loyalists will destroy themselves by their actions especially as the older more respectable ones die off leaving the younger hot heads to take charge. Politicians and the police need to see this and they need to quit sniping at each other and at the Parades Commission and join forces to work for the will of the people, not the angry mob and their tantrums.

Leaders today must start working on their legacy and make compromises or Loyalism will be that thing that criminals did every summer. The current behaviour is not acceptable.

         

The Militarization Of The Police Must Stop

 

PSNI Chief Constable George Hamilton has addressed public concern about the militarization of the police service of Northern Ireland.
Unlike the police on mainland Britain the PSNI carry sidearms and during riots will use tear gas and rubber bullets, while the police in England just use stern, loud, clear words like, "Refrain from this anti-social behaviour at once .... or legal action shall ensue." .... "desist!"


With the problems of Ferguson Missouri being featured on the news, the British people have looked at their own police body armour and equipment and said, "that gear looks expensive and probably protects the wearer from bricks and petrol bombs somewhat, we had better put a stop to it as I don't like seeing it on the news."

As a step down to make riots more public friendly the police will be told to dress more casually, maybe in a wooly sweater or cardigan. Chief Constable Hamilton has already introduced Nerf guns to replace the tear gas launchers.

Hamilton from his office in Malibu said, "We don't want police officers to look intimidating, especially during  a period of civil unrest, what if an object thrown at an officer bounced off their helmet and hit a member of the public? Also those tear gas and rubber bullet launchers could put someone's eye out so a Nerf gun firing a projectile with a soft foam tip instead of the standard rubber end will replace them."   

New EU laws, aimed at not offending anyone and showing up the Americans will come into force at the start of next year making it compulsory to take a 30 minute break after every 2 hours of rioting. It is hoped that by 2018, riots will be banned completely.

Hamilton continues, "If the protesters ..... rioters is too aggressive a term, had been asked what they wanted from the shops they looted there wouldn't have been as much trouble. This whole situation could all have been avoided had the American police adapted our 3 strikes law."    

The three strikes law allows the public 3 strikes at the police officers before they are allowed to defend themselves ..... if they can. Our system is not perfect as an alleged criminal sued the Police Service of Northern Ireland in 2110 when he broke two fingers while punching an officer, the officer was accused of not being fully in a fetal position.  

The Ferguson Riots

Fuck the police I had breakfast for dinner!

Nice white liberals with their black man's burden/guilt are up in arms ... but without the arms cos guns are bad. 

In a place called Ferguson in Missouri a young man named Michael Brown was shot dead by a police officer. The details are murky but because he was black and unarmed then it's automatically wrong. The police say he was walking doon the middle of the road stopping cars.

Why would you do that? a criminal might be trying to jack a car or maybe he was trying to sell the cigars he stole from the Mini-Mart previously. 

The officer that shot him did so for resisting arrest, when a police officer with a gun tells you not to run and to raise yer hands you do so very slowly and with complete submission. When police stop you they don't know you. A 6ft 4in dude who robs Mini-Marts with intimidation that his size gives him can appear very menacing, you don't know if he has a weapon, his every action is in question. 

Even if he didn't have a weapon he could use his size and strength to take yers.  

The cop didn't know that Brown had robbed a Mini-Mart but Brown knew and maybe that's why he thought he was being arrested. Add a disrespect for authority and the police and you have a man-child with a bad attitude.

As a result there was arson, looting and riots. Like the LA riots and the London riots it was mostly black people, I'm not being racist that is a reality, it's also why I compare the fleggers of Northern Ireland to low class poorly educated black people, any issues they have is an excuse for a riot. 

The Ferguson police were criticized, not just just for the shooting but how they handled the riots. When faced with bricks and petrol bombs the police got out their body armour, tear gas, rubber bullets and armoured vehicles .   

Northern Ireland police in their much used riot gear.  

I'm at a loss why people think that police officers do not have the right to protect and defend themselves.   

Many police departments in the US are under funded and can't get a lot of equipment. The department of homeland security had a program in which many PD's got anti-terrorist equipment and if that is what you have and there is a riot then of course yer going to use it. 

 

Liberals who have never been in a fight never mind a riot are complaining about the militarization of the police, would this be an issues if they had all black gear rather than camo coloured? 

The truth is that you cannot have enough riot gear and when someone throws a metal grate at yer head you will go doon, even with a helmet on. They are trying to kill you. I'm surprised the US rioters don't use some guns.

What are you going to do, take away the riot gear and let the police get hurt? take away their armoured vehicles to make it easier for scumbags to riot? Why not remove their handguns too, that's what started it. 

 Fuck the police!

For years the police in the Republic of Ireland (Garda) have been getting the fuck knocked out of them on the regular basis as they don't have guns, just a baton and pepper spray, they only recently got the pepper spray and sometimes get stab proof vests or they buy them themselves. 

The armed response teams in the Irish and the police in England have been getting more funding and more usage as it's a changing world and being outgunned by the bad guys isn't good.  

I'm sorry yer vagina weeps at the thought of a well armed and equipped police force but giving rioters a stern talking to doesn't work. Looting and burning doon shops isn't a normal reaction and so you have to use tactics that are not normal too. 

Michael Brown robbing the Mini-Mart and the tiny owner standing up to him.

In Northern Ireland our rioting lasted for a year because the police stood and took the punishment given to them all the while recording them and hoping to arrest them later. Not a great tactic. The London riots lasted a week because the police were allowed to get on with things, as did the LA riots of 1992. 

There are many PD's in the US who are a little trigger happy at times. You don't always have a car with two police officers like you see in the movies, sometimes it's just one cop. Going into situations can be very stressful and you don't always make the right call. There are bad apples or hiring screening might not be too picky. 

In the city of Rialto (the home of the late Rodney King) you have a crappy under funded PD, they recently got body cameras for their officers and police shootings have gone doon 20% no longer is it your word or their word, it's on camera. 

I think everyone should have body cameras, then you'd have a lot less lying and second guessing.  

Americans yap about rights all the time, police officers have a right to be safe too. As for Michael Brown, that's a thug's life for you. Karma does work sometimes, yer actions often dictate yer future. 

If all I had was body armour from DHS then I'd wear it and not care if it hurt yer feelings.

 

Willie Frazer Just Wants To Watch The World Burn

When the Orange Order (or cult for fuckwits as I like to call them) called for civil disobedience no one knew what the fuck they were on about.
Our First Minister Peter Robinson, the one who called for the exact same thing last December has warned everyone not to do it this year cos he hasn't done his Christmas shopping yet . Old Knudsen who is deep under cover on several flegger pages and friends with many fleggers on Facebook has found out what they are up to.
If the fleggers could spell then this could spell The End. 

The Loyalists have shown who they are loyal to since it isn't our loverly Queen .... it's the Daleks!

I'm sure the top picture gave it away, then again my 3 readers aren't too bright, yes I'll put up some tits soon. For fucks sake, I'm an artist!

Exterminate! exterm-m8!  (M8 = mate for those who don't speak retard)

 We've got a man down ... aw fuck is that his testicle hanging off there? I'm gonna boak!

One of the iconic pictures of the war against themins is the water cannon blasting a wheelie bin, er sorry a Dalek through the air. According to Loyalists it was just going to the shaps when the peelers blasted it and it landed on an old man in a wheelchair and 2 small children ...... though no one except them saw it and no one went to hospital.  

Now to blow yer minds, Willie Frazer or Frazos as he is known in the Dalek community is the mastermind behind all the civil unrest, flag protests and parade riots ...... no it wasn't the UVF or the Orange Order, they aren't intelligent or powerful enough to hold sway over the mindless masses. Too busy selling drugs and selling hypocrisy, respectively.  

Did you really he was stupid enough to turn up to a court hearing dressed as a pirate and calling the judge me heartie ? 

Did you really take him as a mumbling bumbling culchie who set his on car on fire and threw paint on his own hoose to blame the Fenians?  ...... well ok you may be right there. 

Frazos is an evil mastermind ... there is no IRA he made up the whole thing. Sorry you Fenian cocksucking cowards but you don't exist and never did. Yer programmed jello with artificial intelligence and flavouring. 

Don't worry, Old Knudsen has used his Timelard abilities and got these armour upgrades from the future for the police to fight the Daleks. What could possibly go wrong? 

Send The Fleggers To Egypt

 

A British cameraman working for Sky News was killed in Egypt today amid violence that has seen at least 149 people dead.

Go on fleggers, tell me about the police brutality you've suffered. You fucking pussies, wouldn't last 5 minutes in Egypt.

Tough Guys Attack Buildings In Belfast

The Sunflower pub just got fixed up and made purdy. The council wanted them to remove the security cage on the front door .... just as well they have it now. They removed the cages from the windows and now they have broken windows.

Republican scum, Loyalist scum, guess what you have in common with each other. Now go kill yerselves ya scum!

Flying Loyalist Turns Out To Be Performance Artist

The Flying Flegger!

Ulster Says No

So fuck away off to somewhere else. What has the Orange Order got to do with being British? When I lived among the Sassenachs I didn't see any of this shite going on.

Bowler hats do not make you British, stiff upper lip, dignity and manners makes you British not throwing bricks at people, how fucking common.

Just look at how stupid those fellas in dad's army look and look at yon fat fella in his pretend military costume, wise up, call that marching? what are ya American? Get those fucking arms swinging.  

Orange Order, yer time is up. Say goodbye to yer funding.

Orange Culture

Oh really it's the Parades Commission that is turning Protestants into criminals.... They must be using their Jedi mind tricks . 

You all look like a pack of criminals to me. I think you have the choice not to throw a brick at the police, no one is making you out to be a criminal except yourself.

Go on, tell me how I should respect your culture even though you show no respect to others. Burning flags, thats so Sandsavage like. 

Please enjoy your orange culture but do it with yer fucking clothes on in yer own home cos I'm sick of it. 

The World Needs More David Hasslehoff

"But your sign has no question mark," ...."It's a rhetorical question " .... "I don't think that means what you think it means"... "Do you know what fuck off means?"

The residents of Ardoyne have put out a call to celebs to help them with their infestation of Loyalist rioters. Since the Orange Order politicians get bricked when they call for peace it is thought that only celebs can help, and none of yer The Voice  or The way is Essex wasters, we want real celebs.

Put in some soap and they'll move soon enough. 

Ross Kemp a soap actor and TV presenter was at ground zero to acess the situation for his new show 'When extreme cunts go bad'  Some suspect he was only there for his show and not for peace.

"Listen Matt, I need your officers to show a little more emotion ... it's the eyes Matt, people see it in the eyes ."

Step aside plebs. He got the Berlin wall to come doon so I'm sure he can get a few morons to behave with maybe a dazzling smile or a song, I hope he knows some sashbash tunes.

Ach isn't he just lovely? I'm wet and it's not from the water cannons ... Lets stop being dicks and behave like grown ups.