Nothing To Fear But Bad Stuff

To stop A-lister stars like Steven Seagal being lured to foreign state nations such as Russia the US government are recruiting their help and feeding their addiction of being on TV. Seagal who recently starred in straight to DVD blockbusters like Time to die, Vengeance rider and Kill them all (big hits in the Asian markets) has been asked to put his experience towards policing and has taken over the Ferguson police dept in Missouri.
His first actions was to make sure that everybody knew to call him The Chief and to not make eye contact with him. He has ensured that all police officers will be fitted with body cameras to ensure that the best angles of him get captured when he films his new reality show Justice Rides To Missouri. He even played with the idea of changing his name to Justice but Obama wouldn't let him as that just sounds like a ridiculously idea.

Gary Busey who once played an FBI agent in Point Break will take charge of the Concord police in New Hampshire because they have a tank. Stayed tuned to ABC for BearCat Busey as he dispenses law and order Hollywood style.
The stars of the Expendable movies have been asked to lead US military action in Iraq, they have yet to return the Pentagon's calls. When asked if the team from Stargate SG-1 will be seeing any combat in Iraq Obama answered he didn't know, he then rushed off to torture some folks before getting some golf in ..... what a leader.    

Well done to US border patrol for capturing 3 evil ISIS fighters who tried to sneak over the border from Mexico to blow up American freedoms. Each one carried 50 LBS of explosives, an AK-47, combat knives to behead citizens and a Koran each .... not shown in the picture for security reasons.

During enhanced interrogations in which one of them died (probably a hidden cyanide pill) the other two told of ISIS plans for a wide scale invasion and how they mocked US border patrol security as their people are everywhere.

Bob Carnage a Republican senator from Alabama said, "How can we tell if the guy that mows your lawn is a Mexican illegal or an ISIS illegal or even an illegal ISIS fighter who speaks Mexican? I warned Obama that this would happen but of course he wouldn't listen, what if they are carriers for the Ebola? I bet those Jihadis don't even test for it."

Ever wonder why Obama wants to take yer guns? The President has been gutting the White House, as some of their furniture is over 100 years old and has been using the guns as modern art fixtures.

   
He'd rather use American guns and has asked ISIS if he can have them back if they are done with them. The Treaty room has now been renamed the Glock room with the popular handguns contrasting with stark white walls and shiny chrome furniture. 

The CDC still say that Ebola is not airborne and neither is Richard Branson's Space plane or the
Antares rocket. 
While many cast doubts about the out sourcing of space travel to the private sector Wal-Mart has revealed its plans to fire a rocket into space, only Gary Busey has come forward as a potential passenger so far, his own space travel plans to land on the sun during winter time when the sun is cooler fell through when his financial backers withdrew support after learning about the mission.   
   

After the CEO of Apple announced he was ghey, Pope Francis the CEO of the Catholic church says, "Homosexuals may not have a place in Heaven but should be tolerated by all us normal people as they have other gifts of value to give to the world ... I don't mean we should be friends or anything, we should just not actively denounce them at the moment."  He then went on to say that if he wasn't celibate he'd be totally into consensual adult women, as long as they knew their place and kept their mouth shut.

Which reminds me, our moment in time on this day has Bill Clinton greeting the crowd and hugging Monica Lewinsky .... Anything to tell us Francis? 
 

 

Fucking tourists and their sexual abuse, or did the cameraman shout them out during a quiet period?  

A video has been doing the rounds on Social media, it has a tasty slut young woman in jeans and a t-shirt walking the streets of Manhattan for 10 hours and a hidden camera picks up on all the catcalls and inappropriate greetings she gets. Old Knudsen found this hard to believe so he did the same. 

It's true, Old Knudsen felt like a piece of meat just there for the sexual gratification of others ... ah well enjoy while I can huh. A message to all you tasty weemen out there complaining about unwanted attention from stalkers and would be rapists. Some day you'll be fat and old and yer perky ta tas will be around yer waist, you'll think back to this time and wish that some crazy eyed bloke with his hand in his pocket fondling his penis would shout "damn" as you walked past or purposely walked behind you for 10 minutes mumbling about puppies in a sack. 

CNN had comedian Amanda Seales (centre) who lives this harassment everyday and author Steve Santagati who wrote a book called The Man-ual which tells men how to behave like real men on to the show to talk about it. 

Santagati said he was an expert because he was a man and that men can't think like weemen anymore than a woman can think like a man ....FALSE!

Men and women think the same, it varies person to person though. Boys will be boys or she's on the rag are just excuses to behave like a cunt. It has nothing to do with our sex how we behave and has a lot more to do with if we're a dickhead or not or have bought into the whole gender definition thing. 

He said that women like nothing more than getting complimented on how they look and since this video was done by an ad agency then maybe a lot of the guys were planted, Seales reminded him that she gets this all the time and doesn't walk about hoping that people will compliment her on the pants she is wearing. 

He then said how he lived in New York for 10 years and it was a tougher town back then [insert eye roll] and if women don't like it either stand up for themselves or move out. 

Seales mentioned how a woman in Detroit was killed for standing up for herself, Santagati's response to get a gun was met with stunned silence as it was just too stupid to reply to. 

Seales had the ultimate response, you (Santagati) wrote a book on how real men need to behave so instead of arguing about this you should be saying, 'women have voiced their complaint and they don't like it so we should be looking at ways to stop this from happening.' Santagati said those men had no class and it's true, they don't but Santagati should be hunting them down for a duel or something rather than throwing it back at the weemen to have to do something.   

There are so many ways to slut shaming that are so subtle but they lead to the effect of moving the blame onto the victim.

The video in question has been called racist because you mostly see black or brown men harassing the gurl doing the walking. From other videos I've seen that it is mostly black men who voice their opinion, it does have to do with culture ... the same way they have to talk through a movie at the cinema, the Hispanic men have the machismo thing going on where they are the dominant sex and as for white men ... more sneaky and passive aggressive with their sexual harassment but bolder in groups. 

Men and women also learn from what they see as a child. Very often this will decide their future behaviour. 'I was beat as a child so I'll beat mine' or ' My dad slapped my mom around so this is what married couples do.'

To boil it down, if you don't know the person then you don't need to be giving them yer opinion about how they look, they probably don't want to know that you'd have sex with them as they were probably thinking about how creepy and rapey you look and how to get past you while keeping out of arms reach.     

Well I enjoyed my New York experience, far cleaner and less hairy than my Turkish prison experience which I am still dealing with in therapy.  In other countries this lass may get raped and stoned to death for walking around the street alone so all the creepy calls and inappropriate chat up lines from strangers means we're fucking civilised so gurn up .... there is a bright side, you just have to look for it.  

Kim Jong-un Calls For World Peace

Showing America how to control a crowd.

Kim Jong-un the dictator of North Korea stopped starving and oppressing his people to take a swipe at the US. 'Look at you America, you've imprisoned more people than anyone, you number one laughing stock' 
Yes America does have the world's largest prison population and that is why the US is so safe, because the criminals are all in prison. Also because everyone have guns that adds yet another layer of safety and protection.

Most Americans feel so safe that they only lock the doors to their hooses in case of hungry bears or racoons getting in and stealing their burgers and hotdogs. 

 Christopher Buckner, 20, and her brother Timothy Savoy, 25

America is so peaceful and full of love that brother and sister often fuck in their trailers inspired by such movies as The Notebook ..... You should have seen what these two did after watching The Waterhorse and why is a gurl named Christopher? to remind her that her parents wanted a boy?

If found to be acting suspicious by the police, never volunteer that you just fucked yer sibling in the ass .... three times cos twice isn't as romantic .... 3 times is Ryan Gosling romantic.  

I came, I saw, I pointed.

Lil Kim also expressed his disgust at the Ferguson riots, ' You shoot black people dead, you no love your people as I love mine, we never kill black people'  Yes America should stop shooting black people, especially out of season. North Korea imports American black people like Dennis Rodman to play basket ball ... does that sound racist to you?

  Russian police get stuck in after someone muttered a complaint about queuing for food for 3 hours.

Russia ... that cuntry ruled by yon ex KGB agent complained about the heavy handed US police and described them 'as the Ku Klux Klan dressed up as law enforcers'  aye Russia would never harm its minorities, just ask the Georgians Chechens and Ingush about that .... not to mention the gheys.

The EU have threatened sanctions on Russia if they don't stop invading the Ukraine, 2,500 people dead but all those who recently yapped about Gaza have been very quiet ... oh right, trendy activism, I called it you are a load of moronic hypocrites.
Ukraine are fighting a war for all of us, they gave up their nukes in return for Russian protection ..... nicely played, only Hitler could have pulled that off.
  

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Russia have started to pick on the 400 McDonald's restaurants they have. Locally run and employ thousands of people the Russian food hygiene department have decided to examine their procedures after 10 years, before that they just let them get on with it.

KFC and Subway have been spared this unwanted attention so far. If more sanctions hit, Russia may pick on all western owned businesses as they have done with fruit imports from Poland.  You can't sanction Russia, Putin doesn't give a shit what the people eat, he sanctions himself and laughs.    

When  cuntries like Russia an North Korea call you on yer poor human rights record there must be something wrong.

Some free advice to the US, send yer convicts to places like Australia or to some lovely islands in the Bay of Bengal, it worked for us and as for police brutality in low class communities, try building walls around all yer ghettos so the people inside feel more secure.

Oh and yer leader should never go to a press conference and declare to the world that he doesn't have a clue what to do ..... that sounds more like DUP leadership and isn't very inspiring.  

Police Taser Blackman

Police tasered 47 year-old Ron Blackman for disturbing the peace. Mr Blackman's friend Dorian Gray claims that it was the police who disturbed Mr Blackman's peace by arresting him .... sorry,  not much of a story really.

The Militarization Of The Police Must Stop

 

PSNI Chief Constable George Hamilton has addressed public concern about the militarization of the police service of Northern Ireland.
Unlike the police on mainland Britain the PSNI carry sidearms and during riots will use tear gas and rubber bullets, while the police in England just use stern, loud, clear words like, "Refrain from this anti-social behaviour at once .... or legal action shall ensue." .... "desist!"


With the problems of Ferguson Missouri being featured on the news, the British people have looked at their own police body armour and equipment and said, "that gear looks expensive and probably protects the wearer from bricks and petrol bombs somewhat, we had better put a stop to it as I don't like seeing it on the news."

As a step down to make riots more public friendly the police will be told to dress more casually, maybe in a wooly sweater or cardigan. Chief Constable Hamilton has already introduced Nerf guns to replace the tear gas launchers.

Hamilton from his office in Malibu said, "We don't want police officers to look intimidating, especially during  a period of civil unrest, what if an object thrown at an officer bounced off their helmet and hit a member of the public? Also those tear gas and rubber bullet launchers could put someone's eye out so a Nerf gun firing a projectile with a soft foam tip instead of the standard rubber end will replace them."   

New EU laws, aimed at not offending anyone and showing up the Americans will come into force at the start of next year making it compulsory to take a 30 minute break after every 2 hours of rioting. It is hoped that by 2018, riots will be banned completely.

Hamilton continues, "If the protesters ..... rioters is too aggressive a term, had been asked what they wanted from the shops they looted there wouldn't have been as much trouble. This whole situation could all have been avoided had the American police adapted our 3 strikes law."    

The three strikes law allows the public 3 strikes at the police officers before they are allowed to defend themselves ..... if they can. Our system is not perfect as an alleged criminal sued the Police Service of Northern Ireland in 2110 when he broke two fingers while punching an officer, the officer was accused of not being fully in a fetal position.  

The Ferguson Riots

Fuck the police I had breakfast for dinner!

Nice white liberals with their black man's burden/guilt are up in arms ... but without the arms cos guns are bad. 

In a place called Ferguson in Missouri a young man named Michael Brown was shot dead by a police officer. The details are murky but because he was black and unarmed then it's automatically wrong. The police say he was walking doon the middle of the road stopping cars.

Why would you do that? a criminal might be trying to jack a car or maybe he was trying to sell the cigars he stole from the Mini-Mart previously. 

The officer that shot him did so for resisting arrest, when a police officer with a gun tells you not to run and to raise yer hands you do so very slowly and with complete submission. When police stop you they don't know you. A 6ft 4in dude who robs Mini-Marts with intimidation that his size gives him can appear very menacing, you don't know if he has a weapon, his every action is in question. 

Even if he didn't have a weapon he could use his size and strength to take yers.  

The cop didn't know that Brown had robbed a Mini-Mart but Brown knew and maybe that's why he thought he was being arrested. Add a disrespect for authority and the police and you have a man-child with a bad attitude.

As a result there was arson, looting and riots. Like the LA riots and the London riots it was mostly black people, I'm not being racist that is a reality, it's also why I compare the fleggers of Northern Ireland to low class poorly educated black people, any issues they have is an excuse for a riot. 

The Ferguson police were criticized, not just just for the shooting but how they handled the riots. When faced with bricks and petrol bombs the police got out their body armour, tear gas, rubber bullets and armoured vehicles .   

Northern Ireland police in their much used riot gear.  

I'm at a loss why people think that police officers do not have the right to protect and defend themselves.   

Many police departments in the US are under funded and can't get a lot of equipment. The department of homeland security had a program in which many PD's got anti-terrorist equipment and if that is what you have and there is a riot then of course yer going to use it. 

 

Liberals who have never been in a fight never mind a riot are complaining about the militarization of the police, would this be an issues if they had all black gear rather than camo coloured? 

The truth is that you cannot have enough riot gear and when someone throws a metal grate at yer head you will go doon, even with a helmet on. They are trying to kill you. I'm surprised the US rioters don't use some guns.

What are you going to do, take away the riot gear and let the police get hurt? take away their armoured vehicles to make it easier for scumbags to riot? Why not remove their handguns too, that's what started it. 

 Fuck the police!

For years the police in the Republic of Ireland (Garda) have been getting the fuck knocked out of them on the regular basis as they don't have guns, just a baton and pepper spray, they only recently got the pepper spray and sometimes get stab proof vests or they buy them themselves. 

The armed response teams in the Irish and the police in England have been getting more funding and more usage as it's a changing world and being outgunned by the bad guys isn't good.  

I'm sorry yer vagina weeps at the thought of a well armed and equipped police force but giving rioters a stern talking to doesn't work. Looting and burning doon shops isn't a normal reaction and so you have to use tactics that are not normal too. 

Michael Brown robbing the Mini-Mart and the tiny owner standing up to him.

In Northern Ireland our rioting lasted for a year because the police stood and took the punishment given to them all the while recording them and hoping to arrest them later. Not a great tactic. The London riots lasted a week because the police were allowed to get on with things, as did the LA riots of 1992. 

There are many PD's in the US who are a little trigger happy at times. You don't always have a car with two police officers like you see in the movies, sometimes it's just one cop. Going into situations can be very stressful and you don't always make the right call. There are bad apples or hiring screening might not be too picky. 

In the city of Rialto (the home of the late Rodney King) you have a crappy under funded PD, they recently got body cameras for their officers and police shootings have gone doon 20% no longer is it your word or their word, it's on camera. 

I think everyone should have body cameras, then you'd have a lot less lying and second guessing.  

Americans yap about rights all the time, police officers have a right to be safe too. As for Michael Brown, that's a thug's life for you. Karma does work sometimes, yer actions often dictate yer future. 

If all I had was body armour from DHS then I'd wear it and not care if it hurt yer feelings.