Steven Seagal Is The Ultimate Patriot

Steven Seagal is a man not to be ignored. The ex-special forces deep cover operative who also works as a freelance agent on the edge is the ultimate American patriot. He stopped living the Hollywood dream in Moscow to speak on Good Morning Britain. 

When asked about NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem at ball games to protest against police brutality the white actor, producer, screenwriter, director, martial artist, and musician said. 

"I believe in free speech, I believe everyone’s entitled to their own opinion ... But I don’t agree that they should hold the United States of America or the world hostage by taking a venue where people are tuning in to watch a football game and imposing their political views"

Yes indeed Mr Seagull I not racist but 'those' people need to stop getting so uppity. Protest in the privacy of your own homes, we don't want to see it. What if 11 year-old Barron saw it, how could Melania handle the difficult questions he's bound to have? 

"Mommy, why are those bad men holding America and the world hostage with their politics?"

"I told you before, stop watching your biological father giving speeches to the Senate it gives you bad dreams."

Siegill moments before killing Osama Bin Laden

In 1998 Seagull saved a small Montana town from a deadly virus released as a weapon by an evil militia man. Luckily Seagull is also a trained doctor and former government research immunologist. 

He goes on to say on his GMB interview: 

"I've risked my life countless times for the American flag"

In 1992 Seagull fended off a band of mercenaries on-board the USS Missouri. They had planned on stealing the Tomahawk missiles to sell on e-Bay but Seagull fought them all, sank their get away sub and saved playmate Jordan Tate. Then President George H. W. Bush awarded Seagull with the medal of Total Patriotism and gave him the key to the city of Cleveland ... they had some left over due to a computer glitch that ordered too many. 

In 2003 Seagull broke up a human trafficking ring that kidnapped his 13 year-old pen pal orphan girl from Poland. She was on the cusp of sending him titty pics which inspired him to defeat notorious crime boss and freelance terrorist named Faisal who was running the ring. The then President George W Bush awarded him the Brave Soldier medal for Valor and Daring.

Uber patriot Seagull who has had all allegations of sexual harassment and discrimination against him dismissed went on to speak up for poor persecuted president Donald Trump. 

"We have these Democrats that have this whole other agenda to kind of when I say Democrats it’s not just the Democrats, but there are this whole group of left of Obama-ites and people that feel they should overthrow Trump, and any decisions he makes, anything he tries to do, he gets blocked often from the enemies within, so it’s very difficult for him to do anything."

I'm so glad someone has spoken up for the president. Often the president has to rise above everything and not respond to petty allegations of say ... birther claims of being born in Kenya or being a Muslim . 

Those fucken Democrats and when I say Democrats I mean all those fucken Libtards. Due process and doing the job right is for pussies. 

Trump wanted to kill off millions of Americans with terrible healthcare bills BLOCKED! He wanted to ban Muslims from coming into the US except from that known terrorist cuntry Saudi Arabia BLOCKED! He wanted to ignore all the hurricanes especially those on islands full of brown people that he's had failed business ventures on BLOCKED! 

He has yet to be blocked on Transgenders serving in the military and probable future plans of overturning abortion and ghey marriage. As Trump would say, "stay tuned."

Liberals and their protests are so un-American. The Founding Fathers are no doubt spinning in their graves. Blindly love the US and never speak up against injustice or get out Commie! Oh and the Confederate flag is as American as Nazis and apple pie (not German at all) so shut up and get over it!  

What about Hillary's e-mails to known deep state big pharma sheeple terrorist Ben Ghazi?  

Seagull has said that Putin is like a brother to him, he is one of the great living world leaders and has supported the invasion of Ukraine that didn't really happen cos it was a freeing of Ukraine. 

He would like to see US restrictions lifted on Russian goods and it has nothing to do with his job representing Russian firearms manufacturer ORSIS ... it just makes sense to have good relations with Russia. 

When you think sporting goods you think Russian, am I right? Can't wait for his signature rifle to come out. 

Some have claimed that Seagull is actually dead and that his appearance on Good Moaning Britain was a CGI replacement as it did not show the emotion and range we expect to see from all his straight to video/DVD movies. 

Seagull was nominated for an Oscar for his role as Sasha Petrosevitch a Russian car thief in the unforgettable 2002 movie Half Past Dead which also stared the great thespian Ja Rule. 

In Seagull's usual humble way he said it was an honor to be nominated. Many think Denzel Washington only got it for the little known Indie movie Training Day because of Hollywood Liberal politics race cards and favoritism. 

This blogger has contacted Washington to give the Oscar to Seagull but the coward won't respond. 

Seagull spoke the truth and said that ALL nations spy upon each other so it was ok but if anyone thinks Putin fixed the US elections in any way or thinks that Russia has that sort of technology they are stupid!

Right on Mr Seegall. What's next, hackers giving info to Wikileaks, hacking banks and healthcare systems with ransom ware, flooding Twitter with bots and trolls or ads on Facebook? 

Only pussies trace all that back to Eastern Bloc cuntries. Russia is still using dirty electricity from the 1950's which is incompatible with modern day computers ... FACT! 

Russia would never do anything anyways. The former spy that was poisoned in London ... probably did it himself. When Morgan Freemen dies suddenly and recently it won't be because of Russian butthurt from yon video he made denouncing Putin, it will be a tragic coincidence.  

The Russian diplomats killed, the three top Russian military officers killed ... all on the run up to the Russian elections isn't clearing away opposition it's just bad luck. 

Old Knudsen is predicting a Putin win for that election BTW. Is the opposition leader out of jail yet? Nobody knows. What a flake. 

 

Just like all those dead journalists that disrespected the Russian flag by questioning Putin's actions. Not cool journalists! 

Seagull has US, Serbian and Russian citizenship, he's the ultra patriot! He won't be getting Ukrainian though as he's banned from there. 

He has joined other great white patriots such as Jeff Sessions, Pastor Robert Jeffress, Fox analysts, a really dumb former General and any moron with anger issues in denouncing the mostly black NFL players, coaches and many vets but remember, it's not about race it's about freedom. 

The freedom to tell "those" people to shut the fuck up and respect the flag and anthem whether they want to or not. The Russian American way!   

 

Nothing To Fear But Bad Stuff

To stop A-lister stars like Steven Seagal being lured to foreign state nations such as Russia the US government are recruiting their help and feeding their addiction of being on TV. Seagal who recently starred in straight to DVD blockbusters like Time to die, Vengeance rider and Kill them all (big hits in the Asian markets) has been asked to put his experience towards policing and has taken over the Ferguson police dept in Missouri.
His first actions was to make sure that everybody knew to call him The Chief and to not make eye contact with him. He has ensured that all police officers will be fitted with body cameras to ensure that the best angles of him get captured when he films his new reality show Justice Rides To Missouri. He even played with the idea of changing his name to Justice but Obama wouldn't let him as that just sounds like a ridiculously idea.

Gary Busey who once played an FBI agent in Point Break will take charge of the Concord police in New Hampshire because they have a tank. Stayed tuned to ABC for BearCat Busey as he dispenses law and order Hollywood style.
The stars of the Expendable movies have been asked to lead US military action in Iraq, they have yet to return the Pentagon's calls. When asked if the team from Stargate SG-1 will be seeing any combat in Iraq Obama answered he didn't know, he then rushed off to torture some folks before getting some golf in ..... what a leader.    

Well done to US border patrol for capturing 3 evil ISIS fighters who tried to sneak over the border from Mexico to blow up American freedoms. Each one carried 50 LBS of explosives, an AK-47, combat knives to behead citizens and a Koran each .... not shown in the picture for security reasons.

During enhanced interrogations in which one of them died (probably a hidden cyanide pill) the other two told of ISIS plans for a wide scale invasion and how they mocked US border patrol security as their people are everywhere.

Bob Carnage a Republican senator from Alabama said, "How can we tell if the guy that mows your lawn is a Mexican illegal or an ISIS illegal or even an illegal ISIS fighter who speaks Mexican? I warned Obama that this would happen but of course he wouldn't listen, what if they are carriers for the Ebola? I bet those Jihadis don't even test for it."

Ever wonder why Obama wants to take yer guns? The President has been gutting the White House, as some of their furniture is over 100 years old and has been using the guns as modern art fixtures.

   
He'd rather use American guns and has asked ISIS if he can have them back if they are done with them. The Treaty room has now been renamed the Glock room with the popular handguns contrasting with stark white walls and shiny chrome furniture. 

The CDC still say that Ebola is not airborne and neither is Richard Branson's Space plane or the
Antares rocket. 
While many cast doubts about the out sourcing of space travel to the private sector Wal-Mart has revealed its plans to fire a rocket into space, only Gary Busey has come forward as a potential passenger so far, his own space travel plans to land on the sun during winter time when the sun is cooler fell through when his financial backers withdrew support after learning about the mission.   
   

After the CEO of Apple announced he was ghey, Pope Francis the CEO of the Catholic church says, "Homosexuals may not have a place in Heaven but should be tolerated by all us normal people as they have other gifts of value to give to the world ... I don't mean we should be friends or anything, we should just not actively denounce them at the moment."  He then went on to say that if he wasn't celibate he'd be totally into consensual adult women, as long as they knew their place and kept their mouth shut.

Which reminds me, our moment in time on this day has Bill Clinton greeting the crowd and hugging Monica Lewinsky .... Anything to tell us Francis? 
 

 

Fucking tourists and their sexual abuse, or did the cameraman shout them out during a quiet period?  

A video has been doing the rounds on Social media, it has a tasty slut young woman in jeans and a t-shirt walking the streets of Manhattan for 10 hours and a hidden camera picks up on all the catcalls and inappropriate greetings she gets. Old Knudsen found this hard to believe so he did the same. 

It's true, Old Knudsen felt like a piece of meat just there for the sexual gratification of others ... ah well enjoy while I can huh. A message to all you tasty weemen out there complaining about unwanted attention from stalkers and would be rapists. Some day you'll be fat and old and yer perky ta tas will be around yer waist, you'll think back to this time and wish that some crazy eyed bloke with his hand in his pocket fondling his penis would shout "damn" as you walked past or purposely walked behind you for 10 minutes mumbling about puppies in a sack. 

CNN had comedian Amanda Seales (centre) who lives this harassment everyday and author Steve Santagati who wrote a book called The Man-ual which tells men how to behave like real men on to the show to talk about it. 

Santagati said he was an expert because he was a man and that men can't think like weemen anymore than a woman can think like a man ....FALSE!

Men and women think the same, it varies person to person though. Boys will be boys or she's on the rag are just excuses to behave like a cunt. It has nothing to do with our sex how we behave and has a lot more to do with if we're a dickhead or not or have bought into the whole gender definition thing. 

He said that women like nothing more than getting complimented on how they look and since this video was done by an ad agency then maybe a lot of the guys were planted, Seales reminded him that she gets this all the time and doesn't walk about hoping that people will compliment her on the pants she is wearing. 

He then said how he lived in New York for 10 years and it was a tougher town back then [insert eye roll] and if women don't like it either stand up for themselves or move out. 

Seales mentioned how a woman in Detroit was killed for standing up for herself, Santagati's response to get a gun was met with stunned silence as it was just too stupid to reply to. 

Seales had the ultimate response, you (Santagati) wrote a book on how real men need to behave so instead of arguing about this you should be saying, 'women have voiced their complaint and they don't like it so we should be looking at ways to stop this from happening.' Santagati said those men had no class and it's true, they don't but Santagati should be hunting them down for a duel or something rather than throwing it back at the weemen to have to do something.   

There are so many ways to slut shaming that are so subtle but they lead to the effect of moving the blame onto the victim.

The video in question has been called racist because you mostly see black or brown men harassing the gurl doing the walking. From other videos I've seen that it is mostly black men who voice their opinion, it does have to do with culture ... the same way they have to talk through a movie at the cinema, the Hispanic men have the machismo thing going on where they are the dominant sex and as for white men ... more sneaky and passive aggressive with their sexual harassment but bolder in groups. 

Men and women also learn from what they see as a child. Very often this will decide their future behaviour. 'I was beat as a child so I'll beat mine' or ' My dad slapped my mom around so this is what married couples do.'

To boil it down, if you don't know the person then you don't need to be giving them yer opinion about how they look, they probably don't want to know that you'd have sex with them as they were probably thinking about how creepy and rapey you look and how to get past you while keeping out of arms reach.     

Well I enjoyed my New York experience, far cleaner and less hairy than my Turkish prison experience which I am still dealing with in therapy.  In other countries this lass may get raped and stoned to death for walking around the street alone so all the creepy calls and inappropriate chat up lines from strangers means we're fucking civilised so gurn up .... there is a bright side, you just have to look for it.