Steven Seagal Is The Ultimate Patriot

Steven Seagal is a man not to be ignored. The ex-special forces deep cover operative who also works as a freelance agent on the edge is the ultimate American patriot. He stopped living the Hollywood dream in Moscow to speak on Good Morning Britain. 

When asked about NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem at ball games to protest against police brutality the white actor, producer, screenwriter, director, martial artist, and musician said. 

"I believe in free speech, I believe everyone’s entitled to their own opinion ... But I don’t agree that they should hold the United States of America or the world hostage by taking a venue where people are tuning in to watch a football game and imposing their political views"

Yes indeed Mr Seagull I not racist but 'those' people need to stop getting so uppity. Protest in the privacy of your own homes, we don't want to see it. What if 11 year-old Barron saw it, how could Melania handle the difficult questions he's bound to have? 

"Mommy, why are those bad men holding America and the world hostage with their politics?"

"I told you before, stop watching your biological father giving speeches to the Senate it gives you bad dreams."

Siegill moments before killing Osama Bin Laden

In 1998 Seagull saved a small Montana town from a deadly virus released as a weapon by an evil militia man. Luckily Seagull is also a trained doctor and former government research immunologist. 

He goes on to say on his GMB interview: 

"I've risked my life countless times for the American flag"

In 1992 Seagull fended off a band of mercenaries on-board the USS Missouri. They had planned on stealing the Tomahawk missiles to sell on e-Bay but Seagull fought them all, sank their get away sub and saved playmate Jordan Tate. Then President George H. W. Bush awarded Seagull with the medal of Total Patriotism and gave him the key to the city of Cleveland ... they had some left over due to a computer glitch that ordered too many. 

In 2003 Seagull broke up a human trafficking ring that kidnapped his 13 year-old pen pal orphan girl from Poland. She was on the cusp of sending him titty pics which inspired him to defeat notorious crime boss and freelance terrorist named Faisal who was running the ring. The then President George W Bush awarded him the Brave Soldier medal for Valor and Daring.

Uber patriot Seagull who has had all allegations of sexual harassment and discrimination against him dismissed went on to speak up for poor persecuted president Donald Trump. 

"We have these Democrats that have this whole other agenda to kind of when I say Democrats it’s not just the Democrats, but there are this whole group of left of Obama-ites and people that feel they should overthrow Trump, and any decisions he makes, anything he tries to do, he gets blocked often from the enemies within, so it’s very difficult for him to do anything."

I'm so glad someone has spoken up for the president. Often the president has to rise above everything and not respond to petty allegations of say ... birther claims of being born in Kenya or being a Muslim . 

Those fucken Democrats and when I say Democrats I mean all those fucken Libtards. Due process and doing the job right is for pussies. 

Trump wanted to kill off millions of Americans with terrible healthcare bills BLOCKED! He wanted to ban Muslims from coming into the US except from that known terrorist cuntry Saudi Arabia BLOCKED! He wanted to ignore all the hurricanes especially those on islands full of brown people that he's had failed business ventures on BLOCKED! 

He has yet to be blocked on Transgenders serving in the military and probable future plans of overturning abortion and ghey marriage. As Trump would say, "stay tuned."

Liberals and their protests are so un-American. The Founding Fathers are no doubt spinning in their graves. Blindly love the US and never speak up against injustice or get out Commie! Oh and the Confederate flag is as American as Nazis and apple pie (not German at all) so shut up and get over it!  

What about Hillary's e-mails to known deep state big pharma sheeple terrorist Ben Ghazi?  

Seagull has said that Putin is like a brother to him, he is one of the great living world leaders and has supported the invasion of Ukraine that didn't really happen cos it was a freeing of Ukraine. 

He would like to see US restrictions lifted on Russian goods and it has nothing to do with his job representing Russian firearms manufacturer ORSIS ... it just makes sense to have good relations with Russia. 

When you think sporting goods you think Russian, am I right? Can't wait for his signature rifle to come out. 

Some have claimed that Seagull is actually dead and that his appearance on Good Moaning Britain was a CGI replacement as it did not show the emotion and range we expect to see from all his straight to video/DVD movies. 

Seagull was nominated for an Oscar for his role as Sasha Petrosevitch a Russian car thief in the unforgettable 2002 movie Half Past Dead which also stared the great thespian Ja Rule. 

In Seagull's usual humble way he said it was an honor to be nominated. Many think Denzel Washington only got it for the little known Indie movie Training Day because of Hollywood Liberal politics race cards and favoritism. 

This blogger has contacted Washington to give the Oscar to Seagull but the coward won't respond. 

Seagull spoke the truth and said that ALL nations spy upon each other so it was ok but if anyone thinks Putin fixed the US elections in any way or thinks that Russia has that sort of technology they are stupid!

Right on Mr Seegall. What's next, hackers giving info to Wikileaks, hacking banks and healthcare systems with ransom ware, flooding Twitter with bots and trolls or ads on Facebook? 

Only pussies trace all that back to Eastern Bloc cuntries. Russia is still using dirty electricity from the 1950's which is incompatible with modern day computers ... FACT! 

Russia would never do anything anyways. The former spy that was poisoned in London ... probably did it himself. When Morgan Freemen dies suddenly and recently it won't be because of Russian butthurt from yon video he made denouncing Putin, it will be a tragic coincidence.  

The Russian diplomats killed, the three top Russian military officers killed ... all on the run up to the Russian elections isn't clearing away opposition it's just bad luck. 

Old Knudsen is predicting a Putin win for that election BTW. Is the opposition leader out of jail yet? Nobody knows. What a flake. 

 

Just like all those dead journalists that disrespected the Russian flag by questioning Putin's actions. Not cool journalists! 

Seagull has US, Serbian and Russian citizenship, he's the ultra patriot! He won't be getting Ukrainian though as he's banned from there. 

He has joined other great white patriots such as Jeff Sessions, Pastor Robert Jeffress, Fox analysts, a really dumb former General and any moron with anger issues in denouncing the mostly black NFL players, coaches and many vets but remember, it's not about race it's about freedom. 

The freedom to tell "those" people to shut the fuck up and respect the flag and anthem whether they want to or not. The Russian American way!   

 

Fame After Death

In 1993 Brandon Lee was shot by accident during the making of the movie The Crow. They got rid of the professional arms guy to save money and the prop master used powerful blanks that struck Lee in the abdomen and hit his spine. Surgeons tried for 5 hours to save him.

Other picks for Lee's part were Johnny Depp, Christian Slater and River Phoenix. I doubt the movie would have been as big a hit as it was without Lee's death.

CGI was pretty new back then but they completed the movie with body doubles, bad lighting and Lee's face superimposed on a double. I remember thinking at the time how in the future computers could bring back long dead actors for movies again. We'd have crappy John Wayne films and aging actors could be young again on screen.

   Errol Flynn or is it Alec Baldwin? 

Stars that got old and had the boozy puffy look to them could have a second go at stardom without weird ass cosmetic surgery. Oliver Reed very rudely died of a heart attack in 1999 before Gladiator had been completed so they quickly stuck his CGI face in for a few seconds to bring closure to his character. 

Bad CGI can be covered up with night scenes (Underworld) but these days you can do it in daylight and it stands up to scrutiny.   

Robert Downey jr looked amazing in that scene in Civil war when a computer program showed him as a youth. 

But it lacked the warmth of the real thing and looked a little too comic book like. You can see character in Downey's real face but not in the CGI version no matter what quips he comes off with. Still an amazing job though.    

 Old Peggy Carter and a young Hank Pym. 

Michael Douglas looked great when they de-aged him for Ant Man. Douglas' face isn't as expressive as Downey's so maybe that is how it worked better. 

Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button, Jeff Bridges in the Tron re-boot and Bruce Willis in Surrogates, anyone can be young again ... on screen. Someday there will be an app for your selfies too that actually works. 

 You can't expect a Princess to have trigger discipline. 

After nerds complaining that Princess Leia got old and fat in The Force Awakens, Disney made her young for a Rogue One cameo. Fisher had changed so much over the years that they couldn't use motion capture on her so an actress named Ingvild Deila played her part with CGI enhancements. 

Rogue One brought Peter Cushing back from the dead for the role of Grand Moff Tarkin but they ended up making him look like a frail old skeleton ... oh wait, that's actually him, my bad. 

The real fake Cushing. 

Is it ethical? The actor no longer has a say in what they do. Maybe they'll sign after death movie deals now. Cushing's estate no doubt gave permission and if it pleases the fans and makes them some money then whatever. 

If you think Hollywood gives out unrealistic goals and body image issues to the public then just wait for the eternal youth thing to really kick in. 

I want to see a Marylin Munroe Hollywood gang bang tape ... my original version was destroyed in a fire and I've always wanted to see Lana Turner get Bukkaked. 

Hugh Jackman was too tall to play Wolverine but did it anyways, he could do that role forever now and not have to worry about aging. After seeing a young Clint Eastwood in Coogan's Bluff I thought that he'd be a good Wolverine or a Judge Dredd. 

James Marsters is now 54 and would have liked to have a Spike spin off from Buffy and Angel but is concerned about looking too old for an ageless vampire. I'd watch the fuck out of that if they made it. 

Actors can do some easy money voice over work, get their face mapped and be working on one movie in real life with a CGI and body double doing another half a world away. Of course some would abuse this technology, Michael Caine would really be in everything then and for forever.