Japanese Cops Don't Need Arms They Have Fists

Reading about gun ownership in Japan or the lack of it led me to look at its police service a bit closer. A population of 127.3 million they have 27,000 legally held rifles and half a million shotguns though these figures have gone down over the years.  Their law is "No-one shall possess a fire-arm or fire-arms or a sword or swords" .... if any Americans are reading this then please lie down and breath before going any further.

 You Japs are soo un-American it hurts me! 

Male Circumcision at birth in Japan is not very common so they lack that anger that most Americans have. The Yanks don't know why they have it because the trauma happened as a baby. They are told it's the social norm but at the back of their heads they must know they didn't have a choice, like when someone is raped. Just better not to think about it huh, lets shoot guns and fireworks and other penis substitutes and no one had better try to infringe on me doing it.

The Japs are masters of resentment rather than anger and this discipline is taught to them so they know why they are fucked up. "you are unworthy, not perfect!" which explains yer man stabbing 19 disabled people in a care home to death in 2016. He was polite enough to hand himself in afterwards.

Tomohiro Katō who carried out a knife attack killing 7 in 2008 said, "If only I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have quit work. I would never have become addicted to my mobile phone. Anybody with hope couldn't possibly understand how I feel and I don't have a single friend and I won't in the future. I'll be ignored because I'm ugly. I'm lower than trash because at least the trash gets recycled."  

Fuck up Kato ya pussy. No wonder his parents made him redo school homework, made him eat scraps off the floor and stood him outside for hours in winter as punishment. Yer low self esteem is no reason to kill innocent people, take it out on yer parents for fucks sake. 

You can't have handguns in Japan (the same in the UK) and gun licenses only last for 3 years. You have to attend an all day class, pass a written test and score 95% on the shooting range. A background check, a check for drugs and mental illness, links to extremist groups and yer relatives and work colleagues get checked out too. 

Guns and ammo need to be under lock and key in separate places and the police will inspect yer guns once a year. After 3 years is up you have to do the tests all over again. 

If you shoot a bullet or a shell you have to bring the empty casing to one of the few gun shops in Japan if you want anymore bullets. Gun ranges have been known to be put on lockdown until one missing casing has been found.     

Gun violence and homicides are ridiculously low with 3 shot dead in 2012 and 12 in 2013. But but what about other crimes? says the ammosexual trying to use whataboutery as a means of reasoning. Tokyo has about 40 muggings a year compared to 11,000 in New York. 

Knife crime is the deadliest kind of homicide since swords and guns are regulated so strictly. Yet still the homicide rate was just 0.3 per 100,000 people in 2015 so not really high anyways. The Yakuza have a hard time getting guns and still kill fewer than US gangs. It isn't worth it, a gun will get you 3 years to life prison sentence. The average sentence for just having them is 7 years. You can't have yer peeps that know too much put away for merely possessing a gun.

The Japanese police solve 75.9% of robbery cases and 95.9% of homicide cases that in itself is a pretty good deterrent.  

The police don't separate themselves from the public. They have police boxes or tiny stations called  chuzaisho (if officers can live there) and koban as just a place to keep guard. In rural areas the police family may live just off a chuzaisho. The public goes to these boxes for help and even advice in non-crime related things like raising children. 

 A typical Japanese man who likes to eat sooshi and drink Shaki

If the police have a good relationship with the public then they are more likely to get told good stuff. Bicycle theft is a big crime there so you may get stopped and asked to see yer bicycle registration. Yep, you need to register yer bike when you buy it. 

Foreigners will often get stopped and asked for ID it's very difficult to get Japanese citizenship if you don't have Jap blood so it's a good way to keep a slitty eye on those sneaky immigrants and their taco carts.  

Due to the lack of crime in Japan you'll get foreigners targeting the place to take advantage of the Japs who aren't as wary as other nations. 

  A Chinese cop tackling a loafer 

Status is important in Japan as it has always been and someone that hasn't been to University may take 5 years to become a Sargent while someone with a degree in art history may take a year. Nothing to do with being more intelligent. 

 US cops apprehend a suspected jaywalker

While many Japanese police can and do carry firearms they have to account for every bullet just like the public and leave their gun at the station when they are off duty.  A cop who killed himself while on duty was criminally prosecuted when dead. The yearly average shots fired on duty by police for the whole cuntry is around 6 in total, in the US that would be the amount fired at one person for fucks sake. 

 Another means of torture .... sushi.

Tomohiro Katō the forever alone dude I mentioned earlier dropped his knife when armed police pointed their gun at him. He was taken alive. Japanese police always try to use other means than violence. Sumaki was originally a means of torture in which you put someone in a straw blanket. The person could then be beaten or thrown into a river. 

Japanese cops will rush at a violent perp with blanket like things and they'd wrap them up and carry them off like you would a dead hooker in a trash bag. It gives the person time to calm down. 

They'll also use batons if they have too, they spend hours practicing kendo which is beating each other with bamboo swords. Every cop also has to have a black belt in Judo. US and UK police also require black belts but that's to keep up their trossers .... of course the US belts are elasticated. 

You can't compare the US gun problem to other nations because there isn't really another nation like the US. They kinda missed out on the ideas of the greater good and how to live as a society. The US is a nation of mavericks. Tell them to put up with being asked for ID and they go all "that's unconstitutional and profiling I know my rights"  ... just show yer fucken ID and stop making trouble, no wonder their cops want to shoot them. 

Israel and Switzerland have more guns per capita than the US and fewer gun crimes but they also have training and accountability not as bad as Japan, they don't give out rifles if you open a bank account or buy a car or something ...  what fucked up cuntry would do that? 

USA USA!

Japanese have low crime, can follow direction, take orders but it's a far from perfect place. At least 70 suicides a day, often suicidal parents killing their children too. 

Guns aren't an issue for them, they can get along without them. Guns don't kill people but if you misuse them and give them to any fool then you have the US. Less guns does mean less gun crime duh but so does accountability and training. 

 

 

   

 

What Use Are The PSNI?

I told you it would end in tears. 

Back in the hazy days pre 1998 Northern Ireland had a police service like the US does today. It was called the  Royal Ulster Constabulary or RUC. That was back when you could still smoke in pubs and restaurants and before camera phones were a thing. 

We didn't have very many black people (still don't) so we filled that void by using Catholics in their place. The RUC was mostly Protestant and was a fair and just organization ... if you were Protestant. 

He looks a bit taigy, better throw him in the back.

Those movies where the army come in and take control .... that was our every day life as the army patrolled with a few RUC officers. The RUC had respect because they were feared. They'd cuff you around the head and send you on yer way if they couldn't be arsed bringing you in. 

They didn't shoot unarmed Catholics for kicks though would really fuck them up with their batons. Like peaceful protests in the US and the police go in and kick the fuck out of them because rights and the constitution means shit when dealing with hippies. 

These wee MP5's are heavy and scare me when they go bang.

The RUC was disbanded and affirmative action tried to hire Catholics for a 50/50 police service imaginatively called the Police Service of Northern Ireland or PSNI. No more baton charges and while the RUC could clear a room by just walking in the PSNI usually get a harsh mocking and told to fuck off. 

While the RUC were biased and often worked with Loyalist Paramilitaries you knew that when you called them they would turn up and sort things out.  

After 1998 we were supposed to have things changed, not just the police. The murals would be removed and we'd move forward in a shared future of equality. 

Of course those in power are biased towards their own side and people and now the police are too afraid to do anything in case it damages the peace we are supposed to have. 2015 the UK had the most terrorist attacks of all of Europe. Not ISIS or Al Qaeda but our own white bigoted Northern Ireland homegrown Christian terrorists.    

The PSNI behave more like security guards than police officers. They patrol and report back. We still have murals and flags promoting terrorist organizations up on lamp posts. The PSNI say it's not their job to remove them. 

Recently a banner of Billy Wright was put up on a lamp post. He was a scum UVF leader (a loyalist terrorist/criminal gang) who was killed while in prison in retaliation for a Catholic terrorist that was killed. The banner of a bloke connected to the murders of 20 people sits up there while the public are disgusted. 

If members of the public went around taking down banners and flags they would 1) get arrested 2) have their house petrol bombed while they slept or 3) get a punishment beating. 

We will now issue these Nerf guns so no one gets hurt.

   

The senior PSNI response to the banner is, 'well it might offend some while others it might not' ... not exactly the reaction you'd expect from the police. 

That Swastika, burning cross and pig's head on the mosque steps might offend some people but to the rest it might be ok. Best leave it for fear of offending someone.

Some people look for things to be offended by.

The PSNI don't seem to like confrontation and during a riot will stand there and take a beating while their colleagues film the crimes. The next day they'll publish a report of how many officers were hurt and how much the policing cost. 

If they recognize any of the criminals from the video footage they may arrest them a month away when they least expect it .... huh?   

Maybe it's just on the TV that police stop crimes from being committed instead of watching them.  

Recently a mother of 3 was killed while walking her dog. A 17 year-old on a dirt bike hit her. The guy was charged with it as he didn't have a license, insurance and was riding it in a forest park in West Belfast for fucks sake. 

If you live on a housing estate you'll see teenagers riding scramblers without helmets either on the road or on grass bits nears houses to just fuck it up with tire tracks. If you call the PSNI you'll probably get the usual level of apathy. 

You can almost sense the shrugs and eye rolls, "we'll send a couple of officers out" .... um but I haven't told you where it is and you haven't asked me what they look like.

Makes you appreciate the teens out looking for Pokemon and not causing trouble.  

If the PSNI do dare to venture into a housing estate they usually like to wait about 3 - 4 hours after the call and quietly under the cover of darkness. So not much use really. 

If you call them about terrorist or criminal activities then expect a couple of police at yer door. Bring them in quickly or they'll start pointing and saying 'is that him there' .... uh yeah I was trying to be discrete about it but thanks. 

Everyone sees everything here and double that if the police are involved cos people here are nosy fuckers. Also PSNI are a rare as legendary Pokemon.

 Stop it or there may be consequences! .... I'm being serious now. 

On the PSNI social media accounts they angrily denounced the teens with a stern warning. the teens decided to ride their scramblers around West Belfast .... show some respect, a woman has just died ffs. Yeah you should wait at least 4 weeks before breaking the law, young people today have no manners.      

I can imagine angry PSNI officers shaking their fists at the young scally wags as they speed by them. Blast you and your bad parents that buy you dirt bikes!!!!! .... hope I didn't come off as sounding too angry there.

The PSNI keep mentioning budget cuts and how they won't be able to do their job .... will we notice? I say we disband our police again but hire them back for less. We sell their guns and tasers on e-Bay or something and just stick to the honour system for crime. 

What fucking use is it having a police service when they are fucken useless pussies? Riots, go crack some skulls, not yer own. Flags, take them down because the criminals that put them up and that build a 30 foot tall fires where ever they please are laughing at you. 

I've had police experience.

Old Knudsen wants a badge and and gun. Give him 20 good men and 72 hours .... or is it 72 men and 20 hours? Yeah some can be weemen if ya want. I know I want.

I won't make friends and the criminals won't like me but at least it wouldn't be them running the streets. 

I'm Walking Here

In the UK dodging cars to cross the road is an art form, when cars stop to let you cross they often mess up yer timing then you have to do the awkward thank you wave and quick shuffle across when you had planned on doing a really cool looking bullfighter like move ending in a triumphant OLE!

Crossing the road if not at a cross walk is only illegal in the UK if yer actions cause an accident. In the US they have Jaywalking laws in which you have to cross at a crosswalk or junction, why is that, is it for yer safety?

  Keeping you safe ... sorry dude we thought you were black ... let him up guys he's innocent. 

Before the motorcar was created the streets were a free for all. Walkers, trams, horses, all in the street. Because people were in black and white and walked really fast back then the first cars tended to plow into pedestrians like an old person at a Farmer's market ... "I thought I hit the brake."

There was much outcry at the deaths and people demanded that these elitist fuckers get their cars off the streets.

The car industry were bastards, even back then (Henry Ford was a Nazi lover) and so set out to demonize pedestrians by calling them Jaywalkers. 

Jay was a derogatory name meaning hick or idiot so they branded people who got knocked down as Jaywalkers and made car accidents their fault. There was a term Jaydrivers meaning reckless drivers but that didn't take off. 

So after a hundred years of manipulation it became a law. Oh c'mon peelers, if this is the worse crime you can stop me for? Old Knudsen has jaywalked within sight of US police but they couldn't be arsed to shoot him, white privilege huh. They must have figured I was on me way to the Mini Mart for my daily box of beer and Old Knudsen is cranky without his beer.   

Good News For Burglars

Sorry control but we're busy right now.

In 2013 the police in war torn Chicago told the public they would not be responding to house burglaries or vehicle theft. Any crime in which the criminal was no longer at and if the victim wasn't in any danger.

Dispatch might pass on the message but don't hold yer breath.

People were outraged that they were paying taxes for this. That is why Detroit choose to start the Robocop program from OmniCorp. At least when the darkies got shot you knew that it wasn't racist.... unless they were set to kill darkie.  Is darkie still an ok term to use? I don't want people thinking I'm Hulk Hogan.

 Standing like this is called 'doing the po po.'

Police in the UK are breaking it to us gently that they may do the same as Chicago. It's not that they don't care it's that their funding has to adjust to the changing face of crime... yeah they don't care. There are less burglaries and car crime these days says Sara Thornton, head of the National Police Chief's Council (NPCC) -

"The sorts of crimes that are on the increase sexual offences, concerns about terrorism, cybercrime that’s where we really need to focus. We need to move from reacting to those traditional crimes to thinking about focusing on threat and harm and risk and really protecting the public."

When a house gets burgled it usually took two months for the home owners to come to terms with what had happened and one in eight were unable to totally block the incident from their minds.What happens when they feel all alone?

 Mark Castle the chief executive of Victim Support said  "Victims tell us that they suffer far more than material loss when their home is burgled the psychological impact of this crime can be drastic, long lasting and different for everyone." 

 

When an elderly person gets burgled and they feel unsafe and violated, how worse will they feel when the police don't even bother to show up. "Sorry Mr Clarke our officers are busy waiting for a rape or some Internet trolling to happen."    Just say you think that ISIS just robbed you and they'll be round.

I'm always hearing about distraction robberies in which bogus workmen keep you occupied while their friend goes in the back door and steals yer purse. I also hear a lot of car jacking attempts so don't throw rigged statistics at me.  If you allow one crime then more will happen. Serial killers werk their way up to people you know. Burglars will soon turn into rapists because now you won't be safe in yer own home.

Sara Thornton continued:

"What we are saying is if we are really serious about putting a lot of effort and resource into protecting children, for example, that might mean that if you’ve had a burglary and the burglar has fled, that we won’t get there as quickly as we’ve got there in the past."

"Of course we will still want to gather evidence, but we might do it in different ways."

Playing phone tag and just not bothering would be those different ways. 

Burglaries hit an all time high in 2011, are these figures they are justifying this with from that hike? Yes burglaries were up 14% in 2011, now they are down 5% so we'd better stop investigating them. Look everyone burglaries are down. 

  Do the po po!

Old Knudsen has been fairly critical of the Northern Ireland police .... mostly because they are shite. I'm sure budget cuts and policies from higher up makes them shite and that the officer on the street would be better if led better. The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) have been turned into Flegger chew toys and during a riot the police video tape the rioters to hopefully arrest a month later when they least expect it ..... assuming they can recognize them.

Snatching trouble makers in the midst of committing a crime was too embarrassing as the PSNI don't really like confrontation ... plenty of FIDO going on, that's Fuck It Drive On.  

British soldiers on the streets of London.

I've already experience police apathy and boy are they getting picky about what constitutes a crime. I do miss the SoCal cops that would turn up at yer door within 15 minutes of being called .... sure they were mostly called about me but I liked having someone to talk to. "Hey what gun have you there, can I hold it?"  The PSNI won't let me hold their guns either, I suspect they have rubber guns since they never use them.

Last month there was news of cuts to the army which freaked out the Americans, "who is gonna help us fight Russia in 2020?"  Now there is news that 5,000 troops will be deployed to the streets if  M-5 and M-6 get wind of a terrorist attack. That sounds very suspect, why don't they just stop the attack? Will there be 5,000 troops on the street for a month while they wait for an attack? 

With Cameron bombing Syria and liberating oil rich Libya again because British tourists were killed on a beach in TUNISIA all I believe is 1) the police intend to do fuck all and 2) there will be army cuts.

The Ferguson Riots

Fuck the police I had breakfast for dinner!

Nice white liberals with their black man's burden/guilt are up in arms ... but without the arms cos guns are bad. 

In a place called Ferguson in Missouri a young man named Michael Brown was shot dead by a police officer. The details are murky but because he was black and unarmed then it's automatically wrong. The police say he was walking doon the middle of the road stopping cars.

Why would you do that? a criminal might be trying to jack a car or maybe he was trying to sell the cigars he stole from the Mini-Mart previously. 

The officer that shot him did so for resisting arrest, when a police officer with a gun tells you not to run and to raise yer hands you do so very slowly and with complete submission. When police stop you they don't know you. A 6ft 4in dude who robs Mini-Marts with intimidation that his size gives him can appear very menacing, you don't know if he has a weapon, his every action is in question. 

Even if he didn't have a weapon he could use his size and strength to take yers.  

The cop didn't know that Brown had robbed a Mini-Mart but Brown knew and maybe that's why he thought he was being arrested. Add a disrespect for authority and the police and you have a man-child with a bad attitude.

As a result there was arson, looting and riots. Like the LA riots and the London riots it was mostly black people, I'm not being racist that is a reality, it's also why I compare the fleggers of Northern Ireland to low class poorly educated black people, any issues they have is an excuse for a riot. 

The Ferguson police were criticized, not just just for the shooting but how they handled the riots. When faced with bricks and petrol bombs the police got out their body armour, tear gas, rubber bullets and armoured vehicles .   

Northern Ireland police in their much used riot gear.  

I'm at a loss why people think that police officers do not have the right to protect and defend themselves.   

Many police departments in the US are under funded and can't get a lot of equipment. The department of homeland security had a program in which many PD's got anti-terrorist equipment and if that is what you have and there is a riot then of course yer going to use it. 

 

Liberals who have never been in a fight never mind a riot are complaining about the militarization of the police, would this be an issues if they had all black gear rather than camo coloured? 

The truth is that you cannot have enough riot gear and when someone throws a metal grate at yer head you will go doon, even with a helmet on. They are trying to kill you. I'm surprised the US rioters don't use some guns.

What are you going to do, take away the riot gear and let the police get hurt? take away their armoured vehicles to make it easier for scumbags to riot? Why not remove their handguns too, that's what started it. 

 Fuck the police!

For years the police in the Republic of Ireland (Garda) have been getting the fuck knocked out of them on the regular basis as they don't have guns, just a baton and pepper spray, they only recently got the pepper spray and sometimes get stab proof vests or they buy them themselves. 

The armed response teams in the Irish and the police in England have been getting more funding and more usage as it's a changing world and being outgunned by the bad guys isn't good.  

I'm sorry yer vagina weeps at the thought of a well armed and equipped police force but giving rioters a stern talking to doesn't work. Looting and burning doon shops isn't a normal reaction and so you have to use tactics that are not normal too. 

Michael Brown robbing the Mini-Mart and the tiny owner standing up to him.

In Northern Ireland our rioting lasted for a year because the police stood and took the punishment given to them all the while recording them and hoping to arrest them later. Not a great tactic. The London riots lasted a week because the police were allowed to get on with things, as did the LA riots of 1992. 

There are many PD's in the US who are a little trigger happy at times. You don't always have a car with two police officers like you see in the movies, sometimes it's just one cop. Going into situations can be very stressful and you don't always make the right call. There are bad apples or hiring screening might not be too picky. 

In the city of Rialto (the home of the late Rodney King) you have a crappy under funded PD, they recently got body cameras for their officers and police shootings have gone doon 20% no longer is it your word or their word, it's on camera. 

I think everyone should have body cameras, then you'd have a lot less lying and second guessing.  

Americans yap about rights all the time, police officers have a right to be safe too. As for Michael Brown, that's a thug's life for you. Karma does work sometimes, yer actions often dictate yer future. 

If all I had was body armour from DHS then I'd wear it and not care if it hurt yer feelings.

 

Russian Police Women

Russia doesn't like the gheys, now it doesn't like sexy female cops. Deputy Interior Minister Sergei (sir ghey more like) Gerasimov has banned all customisation of police uniforms due to some misplaced view that cops shouldn't look like strippers.
Do the Russians like anyone? Sting had a song about how they love their children but I wouldn't count on it.
Just before they evacuated Chernobyl they had a children's parade to show it was safe. This was later known as the parade of death. Aye they love their kids.   

Being arrested is not a very pleasant ordeal (so I'm told) so a police chick with legs all the way up to her arse is a nice way to make it more pleasant. I'm not sure if I could take a plain Jane wearing troosers very seriously.
You have the right to remain sexy, yer gunties may be taken doon as evidence. 

It's like the light of beauty and justice has been extinguished.

Which now makes Chile my # 1 cuntry to be arrested in. They all look like the chicks from a Robert Palmer video. You might as well face it yer addicted to law and order.

Conspiracy theory # 453, the movie A good day to diehard and do the gardening has a Russian security guard with the letter OMOH on his back, reverse that and you have HOMO, are the movie makers making subliminal statements to make you hate Russians?

Do you need subliminal messages in order to hate Russians or does it cum naturally to Americans?

First World Problems At The Palace

In 2005 the Queen of England, Elizabeth part II was having a wedding bash. She laid out a nice spread of twiglets, pretzels and nuts for her son Charlie as he was finaly marrying that ugly bit he was shagging, Camilla.  Nothing too good for Charlie boy. There was rumour of bite sized sausage rolls but that is still unconfirmed even after all these years.

Their was also cucumber sandwiches cut into triangles dipped in the blood of young runaways cos thats what toffs eat.

The police officers who were there for protection were no doubt bowled over by this lavish soirée and couldn't help themselves so they got stuck into the salted peanuts.

Luckily Prince Harry was out at the time and so his ginger nuts were safe. 

Thanks to the News of the World phone hacking trial we can now see the memo that an angry Queen sent the palace officers. The Queen does not like big durty peelers sucking on her salty nuts, fuck, does that annoy her ...... you had one job to do but instead went for the one thing the Queen really can't stand.
The Queen said in the memo to "keep their sticky fingers out" her first draft was more colourful and involved flaying and dismemberment.

Yes the officers would take a bullet for the Queen but they will also take her nuts .... and some silver ware.  
    

Send The Fleggers To Egypt

 

A British cameraman working for Sky News was killed in Egypt today amid violence that has seen at least 149 people dead.

Go on fleggers, tell me about the police brutality you've suffered. You fucking pussies, wouldn't last 5 minutes in Egypt.

Everybody Hurts

Five hundred and 43 specially trained police officers from mainland Britain will be brought into Northern Ireland to support the local PSNI officers.

Just like for the G8 the PSNI didn't need the fish out of water English peelers for crowd control, they needed them for moral support and the odd emergency hug.

Norn Iron is full of morons who for some reason think they are very important because they have never set foot outside of their own culture and people ..... like what the world thinks Americans should be like.

Rude, pushy, jumps line, demands things now!!!! sound familiar? if yer gonna keep saying yer British then fucking well act like it. 

The PSNI officers have to police these people and the strain does get to them, "why do they give me a gun and then say I can't shoot them?" asked one officer who shall remain nameless.

The 543 officers of the cracked hug and shoulder pat unit will be working with the local police so the fleggers and other expected trouble makers do not take the wind from their beautiful sails.


Yes you are a pig .... yer 'Babe' and if you do smell like bacon then good cos who doesn't like the smell of bacon? 

Hey Nice Pump

While Woohoo and her friend are off playing the slot machines I had to tell ya something I recently discovered.

A while back I did a post on how you'd see bikes and police cars parked outside of IHOP and half the police station in there eating. The police eat for free in IHOP.

Old Knudsen isn't saying this is some kind of watered doon protection money oh no he has the ultimate respect for the peelers as long as the cunts don't pay him any heed.

On the mainland UK police are unarmed and have to supply their own knife proof vests, a brave lot but thick as shit.

In Northern Ireland they have guns and get some respect cos the criminals mostly only have crappy weapons since in the UK even the more powerful BB guns are not allowed and you even have to explain why you have a box cutter if questioned .

In America everyone has guns and the police get no respect, then they put them on bicycles with their balls hanging out and on segways.

If a peeler gives a youth a cuff round the ears or constant rabbit punches to the head some wanker will catch it on their cellulite phone.

Justice is blind so be the same and let them do their jobs with their kick backs from IHOP. I've got a stack of work er I mean pancakes to work through.

A Sticky Crime Scene

I was passing by a local IHOP, thats 'International Hoose Of Pancakes' though I believe they do other foods I don't know its a little too fancy and upscale for Old Knudsen.

I saw a police crime scene truck. They are usually driven by weemen police as weemen do crime scenes better than men because its boring work that needs attention to detail, nothing to shoot.
Nearby I saw a black and white, thats what we playas in da hood call pig mobiles or panda cars.

I'm not one for stereotype as you know but I did chuckle that they weren't at a donut shop. I had just chased off a black fella with me walking stick in case he was going to mug or rape me because I'm white when I saw another 2 cop cars pull into the car park (parking lot for Yank mongs) it was then I wish I had friends for I was cracking myself up with jokes about their big case ...... of waffles! or the prices were just so criminal or their work was really stacking up! fuck I'm am one funny person.

There was a total of 5 pigs er sorry I mean no disrespect to the cunts of law unenforcement but really they are so useless and harass poor innocent folk like me instead of other criminals.

Then I saw an ambulance pull up, here it would be paramedics or some such nonsense so I laughed even more.

I can imagine the big black police chief shouting about his best officers may need cardiac resuscitation and sent them up there.

I found out in the paper that the police in our town just seized 1500 lbs in marijuana sent up from our southern state of Mexico. No wonder they were in IHOP they all had the munchies.

This story is totally based on true events as you can't make this shit up, well you could but why bother when you can just observe it and report on it?

If you don't find cops in IHOP funny then what about Congress voting for their annual pay increase? called the cost of living increase, the thing that no one else gets. Well it would be dumb to vote against a pay increase during a depression so well done democracy or is it a republic? maybe its the goverment mocing the public a mocpublic.



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