Barry Manilow Is ...

An awesome singer? ... maybe ... I don't want to spoil the magic for his female fans that dream of making eye contact at a Vegas stage show while he sings to them then being invited backstage to swallow his man gravy or to take his special seed somewhere else.

Even though Manilow married a bloke in 2014 (which doesn't mean a thing) he's now come out of the closet aged 73 and has told the werld he's gay.

The clues were all there. Manilow born Barry Alan Pincus he thought his name sounded painful and gay so he changed it to his mother's maiden name Man on the down low - shortened to Manilow. 

 The heartthrob musician

In an interview in 1985 he said: I have to be careful as I fall in love too easily. No shrinking violets though, I like a woman who is strong and independent. Adventurous in the bedroom and to not think anything about strapping on a dildo and ramming me home while swearing at me in a deep voice like an angry sailor .  

  

A total playa

  

Long time friend Sir Elton John was quite surprised. 'I didn't have a clue, I just thought he was the clean living sort while I was banging pussy day in day out and doing the drugs he was practicing his wrestling moves with a young friend or getting a sports massage.'  

Baby I want you come, come, come into my ...

 

Getty images, fucken Jews own everything ... oy vey! 

Sir Elton continues:

'We'd double date in the 80's, me and my wife Renate and Barry would bring Bette Midler or Elizabeth Taylor I didn't think anything of it.'

Elton divorced Renate and is married to David Furnish which is an odd name for a lass, they have two sons together, little George and little Michael.

Manilow in Star Trek Deep Space 69

Manilow didn't want to announce he was a shirt lifter in case his female fans stopped buying his records.  At 73 he hasn't been able to afford to retire probably due to Obama spending all the social security money on weed or wires taps something. 

George Takei only dared to come out when he was 70 in case of a huge backlash from Hollywood which is known to be extremely homophobic. Just ask Caitlyn Jenner about the struggle. Living in the Malibu hood with all the haters. 

No wait, Caitlyn Jenner is anti-same sex marriage and he's a chick with a dick, ach I'm lost. Caitlyn is a Trump supporter cos Trump is a sexual predator presidential molester champion for weemen's rights ... ya know what, Bruce fucken Jenner is as thick as pig's shit, yer welcome to him ladies cos the blokes don't want that attention hoor.

With Manilow it's one of those cases of everyone knows already and no one cares. Only Christians, gays in denial and the tabloids care where dudes are putting their dicks or who flicks what bean, as long as it's consensual and adult then who gives a fuck? 

It's no ones business.  

Patricia Davies was born Peter, she waited until she was 90 to come out to her doctor as a woman 'It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I was living a lie.'

The WWII vet was married for 63 years. Her wife passed away 6 years ago but when Patricia was 60 and heard the term 'transgender' on the TV and it made how she had felt since the age of 3 make sense. 

She says she is attracted to women and wants to be one, but isn't gay. She had to keep her mouth shut about it in the army or she could end up in prison classed as an illegal homosexual.   

She doesn't say her life in hiding was unhappy as she made the most of things, surgery hasn't been ruled out though. At her age would anyone do it? 

I'd like to think society has evolved since the time that homosexuality was illegal, some places gays still do have a hard time like Chechnya, Kurdistan, Sudan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Mauritania, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE and Nigeria. Even in Russia you can be jailed. 

Also there are assholes in the western nations too that refuse service to gays or have idiot bathroom laws for trans genders.  

Life is too short to live a lie. Ideas about what is right are constantly forced onto us and most of it stemming from those religions of love. It takes courage to stand up and be who you are if for years you've been taught that it is wrong.

When a mother corrects her toddler and says that pink cupcakes can be for a girl or a boy or when a fag can minch down the street in Indiana or Ballymena without tuts of disapproval then humanity has learned and has grown.    

Be yerself, and if you can't be yerself then be a crime fighting unicorn.

 

 

DUP Voters Need Brain Transplants STAT!

Northern Ireland health minister Edwin Poots is being blasted in the local media .... again. This time it's not for his bigotry against turd burglars or for his usual level of incompetence.

Ok I lied it is for his usual level of incompetence. Poots promoted getting people to make living organ donations but started stalling new bills about consent after death.  Should the NHS just presume there is consent to harvest organs if the dead have no sign of an opt out ?

Wales will have the presumed consent going through in 2015 but Poots wants more consultation on it, meanwhile 15 people a year die in Northern Ireland waiting for transplants.

Fuck em, no alcoholic is getting my liver but if this is what you are into then fine. I think they should make clones, use prisoners or grow parts of people to keep up with demand but thats just me.

Saying one thing and doing another is standard DUP tactics, maybe he wants to make sure that straight Christian people don't get a homosexual organ put into them without their consent, aye like they would mind.  #Orangorderprisonghey.
Maybe Mr Poots has a friend who needs money and wants to hire them as a consultant. Not as if that doesn't happen all the time.

Either shit or get off the pot Mr Poots, yer playing with people's lives here. Emergency wards close all the time, there is a shortage of doctors and the waiting times for healthcare have doubled since we had direct rule from London, aye yer doing well.

The Philippines always have a ton of new doctors to hire, they don't mind working for crappy NHS wages if you help with their immigration, we have Filipino nurses in the NHS but won't hire doctors.

The nurses are usually better trained and work harder than most UK doctors but the wrong color I suppose.

I'm sick of people saying how Poots has to go, aye put Nelson McCauseland or another bigoted cunt in his job. NO! we need to stop concentrating on the DUP arsewipes and instead...

Tell the morons who vote them in to wise up.

How stupid and full of hate do you have to be to vote DUP?  If you vote DUP then you are telling the world what a backwards hillbilly you are proud to be.
If you vote DUP then you aren't as open minded as you pretend to be and certainly not someone to trust.
You vote DUP out of bigoted fear, you fear of what the alternative is and so you stick to yer own kind of people.

This is how Hitler got into power, because of wank stains like you.

Hey DUPers, imagine voting for a party that promotes equality and education for all, no matter what religion you were raised around or what gender you prefer to shag..... aye a little too opened minded for you.

If you vote DUP you are saying that the Flegging Loyalists are right and Catholics and weemen need to remain as second class citizens.
The men who vote DUP are self righteous mammy's boys who use the bible and the way things have always been as a way to be/appear superior, they really don't like change as equality shows them to be not as special as their mammy said they were.

Weemen who vote DUP know their place, if their husband gives them the odd slap and orders them to behave like this, don't talk to these people and get in yon kitchen and make a sandwich then they are stupid enough to think they don't deserve to be treated any better.

Men and weemen are people, you need to treat them as people and not as Protestant, Catholic, black, white, male, female, young or old.

If they are idiots and offensive then they have opted out of being people and need to be treated as a fucktard.

Stupid people offend Old Knudsen as they keep things in the past just as much as the thick necked paramilitaries do.  Don't be stupid, think about yer actions and yer words, it's not them and us so stop acting like a scared paranoid pussy .... it's just us, all of us.

       

     

Willie Frazer Just Wants To Watch The World Burn

When the Orange Order (or cult for fuckwits as I like to call them) called for civil disobedience no one knew what the fuck they were on about.
Our First Minister Peter Robinson, the one who called for the exact same thing last December has warned everyone not to do it this year cos he hasn't done his Christmas shopping yet . Old Knudsen who is deep under cover on several flegger pages and friends with many fleggers on Facebook has found out what they are up to.
If the fleggers could spell then this could spell The End. 

The Loyalists have shown who they are loyal to since it isn't our loverly Queen .... it's the Daleks!

I'm sure the top picture gave it away, then again my 3 readers aren't too bright, yes I'll put up some tits soon. For fucks sake, I'm an artist!

Exterminate! exterm-m8!  (M8 = mate for those who don't speak retard)

 We've got a man down ... aw fuck is that his testicle hanging off there? I'm gonna boak!

One of the iconic pictures of the war against themins is the water cannon blasting a wheelie bin, er sorry a Dalek through the air. According to Loyalists it was just going to the shaps when the peelers blasted it and it landed on an old man in a wheelchair and 2 small children ...... though no one except them saw it and no one went to hospital.  

Now to blow yer minds, Willie Frazer or Frazos as he is known in the Dalek community is the mastermind behind all the civil unrest, flag protests and parade riots ...... no it wasn't the UVF or the Orange Order, they aren't intelligent or powerful enough to hold sway over the mindless masses. Too busy selling drugs and selling hypocrisy, respectively.  

Did you really he was stupid enough to turn up to a court hearing dressed as a pirate and calling the judge me heartie ? 

Did you really take him as a mumbling bumbling culchie who set his on car on fire and threw paint on his own hoose to blame the Fenians?  ...... well ok you may be right there. 

Frazos is an evil mastermind ... there is no IRA he made up the whole thing. Sorry you Fenian cocksucking cowards but you don't exist and never did. Yer programmed jello with artificial intelligence and flavouring. 

Don't worry, Old Knudsen has used his Timelard abilities and got these armour upgrades from the future for the police to fight the Daleks. What could possibly go wrong? 

Edwin Poots Is A Big Eared Cunt And Should Resign

The real world doesn't know who Edwin Poots is and rightly so. He is of little importance to the world but here in Northern Ireland he is the minister of the Department of Health, Social Services and Public Safety. DHSSPS if you will.......... no its not from yon movie Brazil its a real governmental dept.... no seriously.

A member of the Democratic Unionist Party which has strong links to those fantastic fanatics of the free Presbyterian church and of course the insidious Caliban who want all children to learn fairy stories rather than science.

Mr Poots as well as being a Christian farmer is a Young Earth Creationist that believes the earth is 4000 years old.  How can an educated man high up in the Northern Ireland government think like this? Cos hes a fucking moron!

And Hes in charge of our fucking healthcare!!!

Since Direct rule from London, NHS waiting times have doubled, yes the NHS sucks but Mr Poots would no doubt put that doon to Vampires. Accident & Emergency services at Belfast City Hospital closed due to a shortage of doctors .....where are the doctors Mr Poots?

When workers went on strike in 2011 because of health service budget cuts of £2.3bn in 4 years, Mr Poots criticized the decision to strike, stating it will affect patients and cause unnecessary disruption..... unlike yer budget cuts, 4 babies died from the Pseudomonas infection after you made those cuts. 

Old Knudsen has written to Mr Poots giving him the wisdom of his age but Mr Poots just passes it along as he knows it all anyway.
Poots keeps wasting public money on his own agendas like trying to stop the Marie Stopes well woman clinic with public funded legal action and by appealing the decision to allow civil partnerships and same sex couples to adopt.

Did you know that if you make a compliant to the NHS you get a form letter telling you it is being investigated .............they don't ask for proper or further details of the compliant, this is their policy. If you want to give more then you can but why bother if they already know the answer?

Say goodbye to Edwin Poots, he has to go back work to do closing hospitals and fighting the gheys. At least he is no longer the minister of  Culture, a lovely woman who served 4 of her 8 years in prison on terrorist explosives charges has that post.
Its a funny old world and shit does float to the top.......... but not Old Knudsen's shit as he has trouble doon there as explained to Mr Poots.

If you have a problem with a big eared farmer cunt killing babies with the dirty hospitals he runs and wasting public money by trying to stop children get good homes then sign THIS petition.

Weemen Are For Poofs

Do you honestly think I sit around going "oh what am I going to post? I don't have a clue, how can I make people like me and get lots of readers?" well I don't cos I'm on the edge ya see.

I had a full and busy weekend cos on the edge yer out there doing it fer real, this ain't no TV show where you get loads of takes to get it right and this ain't no reality show with set up scenarios. I could be taking a dump and I'll get the buzz on me implant giving me orders, sometimes its confusing as God often talks to me or the heads in my fridge, mention the heads to the police and I'll deny everything and have you killed there is room on the top shelf.


Wasn't it a beautiful sunset tonight?


I joined this biker gang called the Rough Riders, their motto is "Weeman are for poofs" cos they are too tough to hang about with gurls. I've been through a lot in my life but maybe I'm getting too old but either I wasn't hard enough for these guys or hardness has gotten harder and more firm, my BMX could not keep up with their motorbikes so I had to drop out. I didn't get a refund on my membership nor the DNA samples they took from my member, their vetting procedures were very thorough and all done from a hole in the wall.


Well I believe I've been hung out to dry, the same thing happened to Bond. They declassified him and as soon as he walked into any Indian casino the bad guy stroking the pussy knew who he was. Not very good for a spy. By showing this card I can get discounts in hardware stores and in KFC on Wednesdays.

I went on a mission to Mars. Yes I know it takes years to get there but when yer huffing Methylated spirits you can take a short cut. I know meth kills but so does having a crap just ask Elvis about that. Yes we found a face on Mars, some say its signs of a former civilisation and others have dismissed it as a trick of the light. I don't know I can't really see anything, like those magic eye pictures I never got them either. We did find water on Mars, well after we dumped out our toilet reservoirs maybe something will evolve from it or from the parasites in my shit.


The male ego mixed in with German pride many people have speculated why the Germans always lose at war, well on one hand you have Ed Harris commanding tank units in the desert and on the other you have Old Knudsen................ Ka-Chow!


Latest OBB News Up-Dates

Discrimination Weekend .

Ian Paisley jnr has refused to retract claims he made about gay people, he said ,"he was repulsed by homosexuals but didn't hate ghey people."

Part of his job is to ensure equality to all people, can he do this or not? aren't we all bias in some way? are you not allowed to have any opinions now? I think as long as you do yer job fairly its ok.

I'm not repulsed by homosexuals, I do cringe when I masturbate to ghey porn (whatever you have at hand) I don't want to see some poo pirates at their business, if they keep it to themselves in their own homes or dark back passages ways then go for it I defend yer right to pack fudge. Mr Paisley Jnr should learn that in politics you have to keep yer big free Presbyterian mouth shut sometimes. Politicians lie and change sides more than the CIA do that's the nature of the beast.