Tuesday, 10 February 2015
Is Rape An Incest Really A Crime?
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Friday, 10 October 2014
Has The DUP Gone Full Retard?
Why did they even bother to replace McCauseland? This cunt tried to get creationism into schools and museums just like the rest, there is no logic or reason in the heads of these twats.
Example: Should I give this lucrative building contract to the firm who can do it well or to this less expensive firm who are really just two men and a van? .... neither, you pay yer other friend to consult on this issue, run out of money and eventually hire the guy with the van.
Well thank Gog they got rid of that other Young creationist Edwin Poots as Minister of Health, that homophobic twat was so incompetent I don't know how he was able to keep that post for so long, who do we have now?
Jim Wells???? .... another Young creationist homophobe. This guy also believes that abortion should be illegal except for extreme medical emergencies and pregnant victims of rape are not an emergency.
The fetus is the "ultimate victim" you see and should not be punished by termination when adoption was possible ... cos people are lining up to adopt rape babies. The DUP like the Catholic Church only respect the rights of the unborn, everyone else can go and fuck off.
Are the ruling party (The DUP) having a laugh or are they just showing off their endless supply of brain damaged haters? ... well they don't do humour so I guess they are bragging.
The two main parties the Protestant mouth breathers DUP and the Fenian cock suckers Sinn Fein cannot agree on any thing and Northern Ireland's system has been greatly fucked up, like when the US congress was closed and no cheques got sent out.
Cuts have been made because of this, tourist attracting events have been cancelled, road and street light repair is getting done even less than before and the police just cut 300 jobs. I'm sure the 12th celebrations are still on though cos the DUP love that shit.
The cost of policing the Twaddell protest camp that came from not being allowed to march in a Catholic area last 12th July has risen to £12 million. I don't know why the police don't forcefully move them away ... oh yeah cos they don't want to start any trouble.
I think that the British government has had enough with these bickering twats who have been in power since 1998 but have done fuck all but argue and run the place down. Then you have wee cunts like Jamie Bryson gloating about how they will bankrupt the police because of Twaddell .... are you really that stupid? did yer Ma have any children that lived?
The organisers of all parades need to start paying their way, no more handouts. We need insurance and deposits paid. That £12 million needs to come out of the Orange Order's pocket since it's their protest camp, don't worry they are always getting lottery grants and handouts from various government departments ... it's as if they have connections . If they are really descended from the lost tribes of Israel I'm sure the Jews will help them out .... Jews run the world you know, even those anti- Israel protests were run by the Jews, a canny people that's for sure.
The police have the power to charge for their services so why do some events get charged while others (Orange Order) don't? Does the NHS charge for having ambulances sitting around at parades waiting for some hungover old git to pass out cos they can't stand for more than 10 minutes? It's the local councils who lift the beer cans and trash and clear away the bonfire mess.
Do I like paying taxes to subside the poorly behaved sectarian cunt bags? ... that would be a no.
If the devolved government of Northern Ireland can't function then bring back direct rule from London, we've had it before and what we have now is in no way better ... except for the bombs and shootings which only happen the odd time now.
The DUP want to run the place into the ground in order for them to broker a better deal for themselves but their time has come and gone and soon there will be Fenian cock suckers running the show which is only better if they'd stop trying to be so fucking Irish all the time. An angel cries every time a deluded shinner puts a fada onto their name.
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Labels: creationism DUP, Edwin Poots, fleggers, jamie bryson, Jim Wells, Mervyn Storey, Nelson McCauseland, twadell
Monday, 11 August 2014
DUP Shaming
Some firms agreed to pay £670,000 to the Executive while one firm was actually owed money. This thing called accounting isn't exact ya know, it relies on the moon and the stars ... assuming that the world is only 6,000 years-old that is as we had fewer stars back then and a sun was 3 score and 5 which is elevenity sleven.
Health minister Edwin Poots tried to ban gheys from donating blood, the thing is that we'd get sent blood from England if we needed it and they don't have any such discriminatory ban which makes it stupid for us to have one, but still he kept trying ..... He is also fighting to stop ghey couples from adopting and uses public funds to pursue his will (as inspired by the Bible) through the courts.
Ian Paisley jr is just retarded or something. Remember when he stood up at Westminster with a sheet of facts and figures about how countries that have same sex marriage now have more divorce? ... aye that took some of the politicians by surprise and the laugh they had, then the speaker of the hoose slowly and carefully explained causality and effect to him as she would to a child.
Did you know that countries where Justin Bieber has toured have had a sharp increase in suicide? Well actually that one does make sense.
Peter Robinson the leader of the DUP is a spineless racist cunt. When asked about Muslims he said that he wouldn't take spiritual advice from them but would trust them to go to the shops for him ... He didn't see anything wrong with saying that which explains why it took him a week to apologise and even then he just did it because someone said it was the right thing to do, I bet he still doesn't know why it was an inappropriate thing to say.
When the racist residents of East Belfast tried to stop a black family moving into a house in their area calling for Homes 4 Locals he said, well I do see their point .... great leadership.
Hey Peter! Loyalists just petrol bombed the home of a Romanian family ..... well I'm sure they had a good reason.
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Labels: Caliban, creationism DUP, DUP, Edwin Poots, Ian paisley jnr, Nelson McCauseland, peter robinson, super duper villians, The Caleb Foundation
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
Geep Is The Work Of Satan
Later a lamb with the characteristics of a goat was born. They are rare and sometimes medium rare as the genetic divide between sheep and goats is distant ....... that's according to scientist farmers but they look and feel similar to Old Knudsen. These creatures are usually stillborn or don't live for long.
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Friday, 14 February 2014
DUP Voters Need Brain Transplants STAT!
Ok I lied it is for his usual level of incompetence. Poots promoted getting people to make living organ donations but started stalling new bills about consent after death. Should the NHS just presume there is consent to harvest organs if the dead have no sign of an opt out ?
Wales will have the presumed consent going through in 2015 but Poots wants more consultation on it, meanwhile 15 people a year die in Northern Ireland waiting for transplants.
Fuck em, no alcoholic is getting my liver but if this is what you are into then fine. I think they should make clones, use prisoners or grow parts of people to keep up with demand but thats just me.
Saying one thing and doing another is standard DUP tactics, maybe he wants to make sure that straight Christian people don't get a homosexual organ put into them without their consent, aye like they would mind. #Orangorderprisonghey.
Maybe Mr Poots has a friend who needs money and wants to hire them as a consultant. Not as if that doesn't happen all the time.
Either shit or get off the pot Mr Poots, yer playing with people's lives here. Emergency wards close all the time, there is a shortage of doctors and the waiting times for healthcare have doubled since we had direct rule from London, aye yer doing well.
The Philippines always have a ton of new doctors to hire, they don't mind working for crappy NHS wages if you help with their immigration, we have Filipino nurses in the NHS but won't hire doctors.
The nurses are usually better trained and work harder than most UK doctors but the wrong color I suppose.
I'm sick of people saying how Poots has to go, aye put Nelson McCauseland or another bigoted cunt in his job. NO! we need to stop concentrating on the DUP arsewipes and instead...
Tell the morons who vote them in to wise up.
How stupid and full of hate do you have to be to vote DUP? If you vote DUP then you are telling the world what a backwards hillbilly you are proud to be.
If you vote DUP then you aren't as open minded as you pretend to be and certainly not someone to trust.
You vote DUP out of bigoted fear, you fear of what the alternative is and so you stick to yer own kind of people.
This is how Hitler got into power, because of wank stains like you.
Hey DUPers, imagine voting for a party that promotes equality and education for all, no matter what religion you were raised around or what gender you prefer to shag..... aye a little too opened minded for you.
If you vote DUP you are saying that the Flegging Loyalists are right and Catholics and weemen need to remain as second class citizens.
The men who vote DUP are self righteous mammy's boys who use the bible and the way things have always been as a way to be/appear superior, they really don't like change as equality shows them to be not as special as their mammy said they were.
Weemen who vote DUP know their place, if their husband gives them the odd slap and orders them to behave like this, don't talk to these people and get in yon kitchen and make a sandwich then they are stupid enough to think they don't deserve to be treated any better.
Men and weemen are people, you need to treat them as people and not as Protestant, Catholic, black, white, male, female, young or old.
If they are idiots and offensive then they have opted out of being people and need to be treated as a fucktard.
Stupid people offend Old Knudsen as they keep things in the past just as much as the thick necked paramilitaries do. Don't be stupid, think about yer actions and yer words, it's not them and us so stop acting like a scared paranoid pussy .... it's just us, all of us.
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Monday, 21 October 2013
Flip Flops And Death Threats
I didn't have time to think when that flip flop came flying at the president my training just kicked in ..... I'm just glad they didn't use crocs or I wouldn't be here today.
So yer man Bob Geldof the lead singer for the bum town cats, multimillionaire with his own media company and real estate assets and total fucking astronaut ..... well right now hes just a space cadet as he hasn't had his flight up to space yet, has asked me to guard his skinny pasty white boney body.
In most of the world to 'do' someone is to shag them, for example 'I'd totally do her over a wheelie bin I don't care if it's raining and my cock is dipping green puss' In Northern Ireland it means to kill or at least fuck up some one which isn't sexual either despite the name.... ach sex/violence they usually both hurt and end in crying so whatever.
He says that a bomber who blew himself up can't be compare to an ordinary person in the street as hes a selfish fanatical prick and ha ha hes dead, thats fucking karma right there .... I paraphrased that bit.
He did say:
"They are slightly emotionally imbalanced clearly if they feel it is alright to kill a child, a man. Why would you possibly do that over something that is not worth the death of a human being. I despise that stuff, Nationalism, terrorism, killing other people. I don’t think you need help in understanding why killing another person for some spurious political end isn’t loathsome, cowardly ultimately."
Some Flegger/keyboard warrior put a fatwa onto Sir Bob, "NO ONE CALLS 4 PIECE AN INSALTS THE FLEG ON MY WATCH. YOUR DEAD U FENIAN CUNT YEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Fleggers usually avoid human contact in case they give away their underclass poorly educated status but will grow bold in large numbers.
Old Knudsen isn't too worried about them, Geldof was right, the flag people are stupid and terrorists are cowards.
Killing innocent people, even your own people to achieve a united Ireland ..... how did that work out for you? Yer scum and so are the people who mourn you, might as well give the incompetent bombers 72 virgins too cos yer just like yon Islamists.
Those who riot against the police and destroy Northern Ireland's economy over flegs and the imaginary attacks on their culture are scum, pawns of asswipe drug dealing paramilitaries and others who want to make a name in politics.
I hate to do it but I agree with Geldof. Then again Geldof told the Arabs to stop having children which is funny and something else Old Knudsen can agree with.
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Friday, 11 October 2013
Edwin Poots Is An Incompetent Bigot
I wonder what he thought about Savita Halappanavar who was denied an abortion in the Republic of Ireland (a different cuntry than Northern Ireland ... it's complicated) even though her baby didn't stand a chance of surviving and would kill her if she didn't have an abortion.
'Why the fuck is Ireland getting all liberal on abortion over yon immigrant? she wasn't even Christian.'
A health minister who is a Creationist, Old Knudsen can't get over that one, if he took a school science test he'd fail cos he doesn't know what germs are. He wants to keep Northern Ireland refusing abortion just like the ROI and not have the same sane liberal laws as they have in England ..... because? it's a slippery slope to abortion on demand he says with a sneer.
You want to be British but not follow British law? yer retarded aren't you? The English can kill babies, are you saying we aren't as good as them or something? Are our weemen not able to decide for themselves?
Where is yer vagina Mr Poots? You are not qualified to make this call, yer psychosis with yer imaginary friend in the sky is impairing yer judgement. Wheres the folic acid Mr Poots? why does no one know they need folic acid during pregnancy ?
The current story is a very sad one along the lines of Savita. Sarah Ewart who was just married in June was 20 weeks pregnant and went to the hospital for a scan last Thursday.
The scan did not detect any sign of her baby's head, so she was sent for further tests at the Ulster Hospital.
She was told the baby had anencephaly - which is the worst case of spina bifida. From the eyes up no skull had formed and it was brain dead.
The only way she could have an abortion was if there was a threat to her life. What they were fine to do was scan her every two weeks and wait until the baby had died inside her and then induce labour.
Half a head, not traumatic enough for you Mrs Ewart? then wait weeks for yer baby to die inside you.
She went on to say: "I didn't agree with abortion but this is medical - this is a dead body I'm being forced to carry in Northern Ireland because of this silly law."
She went to Belfast which has the only 'woman well being' clinic on the whole island of Ireland (Poots is still fighting to get it closed) but the baby had progressed to far for them to do anything. While there she was confronted by angry anti-choice protesters that got in her face shouting about how ashamed she should be feeling at wanting to end the life of an unborn baby.
Traumatised enough Mrs Ewart?
There was one clinic in London who does late stage abortions and thats where Sarah had to go. The procedure cost £1350 and then you have the flight over and accommodation and London ain't cheap. All this paid for by her.
Poor brave woman, now a week later after finding out her baby was doomed she is out in front of the cameras telling her story so that it might help others.
After Savita people in the north said, 'it couldn't happen here' .... like fuck it couldn't. Stormont has been delaying making any firm decisions and so doctors do not want to make any calls that would have them breaking the law so their motto to do no harm is just a load of shite.
Poots is still delaying making any firm laws because he'd rather have people die than leave the door open for 'abortion on demand' ..... not just simply abortion, but abortion on demand, cos that sounds worse.
When asked if he would change the legislation he replied, "we'll be taking a look at that and other things" ..... which means, this storm will blow over and I'm doing fuck all to change it.
People who care about unborn babies but don't give a fuck about people who have been born are fucktards.
Poots doesn't try to help children live a long happy life, he'd rather see them going from home to home than let a stable ghey couple adopt. Hes wasting thousands in tax payer money fighting the gheys in court.
This raging homophobe and misogynist needs to fired and kicked back to his farm .... hospital waiting times have doubled since direct rule from London, you incompetent bigoted flappy eared farmer!
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Labels: abortion, babies, Edwin Poots, Sarah Ewart, Savita Halappanavar
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Edwin Poots Is A Big Eared Cunt And Should Resign
A member of the Democratic Unionist Party which has strong links to those fantastic fanatics of the free Presbyterian church and of course the insidious Caliban who want all children to learn fairy stories rather than science.
Mr Poots as well as being a Christian farmer is a Young Earth Creationist that believes the earth is 4000 years old. How can an educated man high up in the Northern Ireland government think like this? Cos hes a fucking moron!
And Hes in charge of our fucking healthcare!!!
Since Direct rule from London, NHS waiting times have doubled, yes the NHS sucks but Mr Poots would no doubt put that doon to Vampires. Accident & Emergency services at Belfast City Hospital closed due to a shortage of doctors .....where are the doctors Mr Poots?
When workers went on strike in 2011 because of health service budget cuts of £2.3bn in 4 years, Mr Poots criticized the decision to strike, stating it will affect patients and cause unnecessary disruption..... unlike yer budget cuts, 4 babies died from the Pseudomonas infection after you made those cuts.
Old Knudsen has written to Mr Poots giving him the wisdom of his age but Mr Poots just passes it along as he knows it all anyway.
Poots keeps wasting public money on his own agendas like trying to stop the Marie Stopes well woman clinic with public funded legal action and by appealing the decision to allow civil partnerships and same sex couples to adopt.
Did you know that if you make a compliant to the NHS you get a form letter telling you it is being investigated .............they don't ask for proper or further details of the compliant, this is their policy. If you want to give more then you can but why bother if they already know the answer?
Say goodbye to Edwin Poots, he has to go back work to do closing hospitals and fighting the gheys. At least he is no longer the minister of Culture, a lovely woman who served 4 of her 8 years in prison on terrorist explosives charges has that post.
Its a funny old world and shit does float to the top.......... but not Old Knudsen's shit as he has trouble doon there as explained to Mr Poots.
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Thursday, 18 July 2013
The Orange Order Pig Cover Up
As Napoleon once said, "Control bacon and you control the masses" Old Knudsen believes the Orange Order, combined with the Caleb foundation has been slowly but surely taking over Northern Ireland by placing it's members as either politicians or as farmers to control everything of importance here.
The Orange Order believe they are descended from a race of pig people who were the lost tribe of Israel which is why Jews don't eat pork .... anyway the Orange lot have been breeding with pigs to re-create a pig race again that will replace the trouble making Catholic and other minorities in Northern Ireland.
There have been rumours that Loyalists in health care positions have been stealing new born Catholic babies and replacing them with their pig babies who are predisposed to marching, drinking and setting things on fire.
The health minister for Northern Ireland who is also an Orangeman Edwin Poots was not available for comment but a DUP spokesman said, "what idiotic lies made up by the enemies of the Protestant culture, these kind of stories only mix up tensions in the community, well I have to go and march through a taigy neighbourhood, see ya later."
Old Knudsen puts the facts out there, let the people decide.
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