The Horror Of Social Media

Mysterious serial killing spirit type guy Kevin Kinders, friends people on social media and never LIKEs their posts. Sometimes he leaves weird comments that have nothing to do with the post so the poster reads and re-reads wondering if there's a point or joke they are just not getting. "I can't just not respond to this as I've responded with witty banter to all the others ... FML."

Every year on the day that his whole family was murdered by a psychotic hobo that abducted and raised Kevin he mysteriously posts a whole string of Youtubes of songs that only he enjoys but thinks everyone else should. He also doesn't care that his political posts about putting vets before Muslims or any other brown person makes him look like a twat.

Chelsea Manning is a vet .... I'll just leave that there for them to get worked up over. 

OMG it's like you know my entire life, who are you, NSA, FBI, Instagram? 

Remember when horror movies had some crazy dude chasing half naked teens with a knife? It was usually the plucky chick that lived in the end. Now because they've done knives, chainsaws and finger blades the public want something they can more relate too .... so bring on the lame.

Blaire Lily notices Skankhunt42 user name on her chat list but she or any of her friends didn't invite them. Soon Skankhunt42 starts killing Blaire's friends and manipulates them with humiliating videos and screen shots of drunken posts complaining about those fucken Jews ..... they start all the wars you know, just ask Hitler or Mel Gibson.  

Yeah ok people, which one of you cunts who claim innocence set up a fake profile? 

Glock is Austrian not German ....like there's a difference.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Gibson played an LA cop but like Hitler? 'I'm not stopping you for being black, I'm stopping you for being one of the inferior races, I also harass gheys, gypos and intellectuals that wear glasses.... I'm just doing my job for the Father Homeland security.' 

I think in this climate of far right being all right that this movie is needed. I would certainly watch the shit out of it, but on DVD if I saw it in the bargain bin with the Will Smith movies. 

I'll never pay full price for a Mel Gibson movie ever again, it's principle. Also his acting is kinda one note. When he was better looking and less crazy his acting was way better .... odd that. 

Back to Unfriended. Horror movies now deal with real issues than un-killable dudes with knives. Inmagine the horror if you lost some Interweb FRIENDS!!!! Yeah they took offense at something you said and instead of telling you they slope off and maybe block you or you realise they unfriended you 3 months later when you see them commenting on a friend's post .... what dicks.

If some unknown force started killing my social media friends I'd have to get more .... you douche bag Skankhunt42, I was this close to getting titty pics. Might I suggest yer next victim, this cunt lurks and never likes my posts. Well that's not true he liked my one post that looked like it was anti-immigrant but was really irony, I don't think he got it. 

Another movie dealing with the horror of losing people you don't really know. Friend Request. Laura has 800 friends until a vengeful spirit sends her a friend request that she accepts then it starts to kill them. It's not bad enough that evil spirits are out there lurking in old murder houses, basements and the dark in general but they are also online.
How does a spirit pay for its Interweb connection and don't they have anything better to do than look at cat pics and typing OMG ROFLAO?

The Belfast Telegraph did some excellent reporting of DUP politician and homophobe Jim Wells being targeted by evil online spirits from Russia trying to trap a man into marrying them.

Yes he got a spam e-mail and yes the Bel Tel did use that as a story. That blog on paper has gone out of its way to paint bitter, bigoted people like Wells and Ruth Patterson as nice normal people. Yes Jim, resign over homophobic remarks caught on video then months later deny them and the Bel Tel will do a piece about you looking after yer ill wife.
The evil Russian spirit claimed to be looking for a slapup man as she was a goodish woman with lots of love to give.

Wells who went bankrupt last year after his business dealings with a Nigerian prince fell through wants the public to be aware of random women trying these scams and how if they were capable of disobeying the Lord's law in the garden of Eden then they are capable of anything but that he is no fool and will not fall for these scams.

     No, not my WiFi connection .... I need the validation!

I think there have been movies called The Lurker and The Follower, not sure if they are about social media.  There was this horror flick called You've got mail ... I still have nightmares about that one. 

Some other titles can be:

Vaguebooker

You've been poked

Poke back

Unable to post

This page is no longer available

Cat Pics

I am following you

Dislike button

Friend of friends

Privacy settings have changed

List cull

What about an evil spirit that posts how you are going to quit Social media or cull their friends list every other fucken week. Or ones that love talking about dead children so they see nothing wrong with a Social media feed full of pictures of bombings .... I always click LIKE or comment with LOL .....  just to be social like.

Remember folks that is you see any breastfeeding pics to go behind yer so-called friend's back and in accordance to Sharia law report them for being explicit. 

These are nice boobies but ya know what Old Knudsen doesn't have saved in his Best wanks folder? Yep breast feeding pics. It's just feeding a baby ffs. 

 

Jim Wells Is A Liar

Remember at the end of April the then Health minister of Northern Ireland, DUP politician Jim Wells resigned? Well I did a post on it  so you should remember ... what do you mean you don't read my boring Northern Ireland posts? Well I don't either.

He said that children brought up in a homosexual relationship are more likely to be abused or neglected. Where did he get these facts from?

Ghey marriage causes straight couples to get divorced. Ian Paisley jr didn't just make that up you know.

After that he then went door to door for votes and ended up harassing a lesbian couple saying that his party doesn't believe in their lifestyle. The funny thing was that they were DUP voters until he showed up. 

Politicians on the mainland even slagged him off for his homophobic views so he resigned saying that he was leaving to take care of his wife who was recovering from two strokes. 

It took him 2 months to come up with a come back plan. His sick wife can be used as a back up excuse but now he's saying that he never said those words that stated as fact homosexual couples are more likely to abuse or neglect their children. The tape has been doctored he says .... yes a secret organisation probably reptilian in nature went to all the trouble to doctor the tape because he is what stands in their way to enslave the world. 

The DUP are small potatoes, no one cares. They are like bargain basement politicians who refer to the Bible on matters rather than do what's right or form their own opinions.    

He is denying everything and stating how he is now out to clear his name. The only problem with this plan is that he actually DID says those words. Even if they were taken out of context he still said the words. 

Unless he said before the clip, "If I was a bigoted homophobe I'd say that, it's a fact that children raised by a homosexual couple are more likely to be abused or neglected"    

This was the same man telling the leezers that their lifestyle was wrong. This is the guy who said that if a woman got pregnant after getting raped, the fetus is the ultimate victim so she should have the baby. Abortion only for medical emergencies .... rape is not an emergency. 

Yeah Wells you did say it, you said it all. Just because you want to return to work because there are no jobs out there in the real world for someone with yer lack of experience and qualifications .... yeah other jobs don't just put you in charge of shit because yer friends with a guy you go to yer Young Creationist church with. 

The DUP have demonstrated over the decades that they are anti-ghey, not just anti-same sex marriage but they want to make being ghey illegal as it was in the early 80's. They are as anti-ghey as the Orange Order are anti-Catholic and of course many DUP members are in the Orange Order. 

After fighting to stop ghey couples from adopting children the DUP is still using tax payer money to fight a legal battle to prevent ghey men from donating blood. 

I believe that Wells said the words, not just because there is indisputable proof but because he's a cunt and very likely to say it. It shows you what fine Christians they are every time they deny any wrong doing. Luckily Jesus died for all their sins so lets sin away and lie and not let his death be in vain.  

 

 

 

Jim Wells Hates Fags

Remember Jim Wells? He's settled into his job as the health minister for Northern Ireland very nicely except that he has just resigned. Yes maybe I was a little hard on him in my previous posts calling the DUP politician a woman hating, Gog bothering, homophobe or maybe I was spot fucking on as usual.

His recent comments that goes onto the long list of homophobic werds and actions by the DUP are that children raised in a same sex partnership are more likely to be abused. Where did he get this information from? .... why his arse that's where.

The DUP keep most of their facts and figures up their holes like how Ian Paisley jr said that allowing gay people to get married would cause fewer heterosexual people to wed. "I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and - without caring about it - harm society."

The party leader Peter Robinson is standing by Wells of course, just as he has stood by other homophobic and racist Protestants. He says that the views expressed by Wells are not the view of the DUP and not even Wells' view, I guess he just says shit for fun.

Peter Robinson and his wife Iris believe that homosexuality can be cured by scripture and therapy and when Iris said that a ghey should go get cured Peter defended her by saying "It wasn’t Iris Robinson who determined that homosexuality was an abomination, it was the Almighty."

Iris said:  “There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children.”

Iris has been a lot quieter ever since she was caught helping her young lover set up his dream cafe.

Peter even backed the conscience clause that DUP weasel Paul Givan tried to pass that would discriminate against queers just like the one Indiana had going on.... but oh no, not his party's view.

Peter Robinson said that Jim Wells had been under stress when he made the comments because his poor wife had been in hospital long term after having two strokes, this is not a recent thing and she is doing better now BTW.

So he wasn't under stress when he said that women who were raped should have the baby as it only punished the child if aborted and that 'they' were the ultimate victim. Wells who has not adopted any children himself has said that there are many families willing to adopt unwanted children ... so why do we still have orphanages then?   

At the weekend Jim was going door to door looking for votes and told a leezer couple that he and his party didn't approve of lifestyle choices .... oh dear and now he has done too much damage before an election.

The DUP were scrapping the barrel with him so I wonder what other bigot they have waiting to take his job.

  Jeremy Clarkson said that he punched an assistant producer, not because he wasn't able to get a steak dinner on set because the chief had gone home for the day but because he had a cancer scare on his tongue and was under stress.

(The DUP, Jeremy Clarkson, Ukip and the Daily Mail are all of similar mindsets and so can be connected to in my posts.) 

It's amazing how many people I don't hit or accuse of child abuse when I'm under stress, sure most of you fuckers need a good slap but I'll leave that to karma.
When cunts like Wells, Paisley, Givan, Edwin Poots, Peter and Iris Robinson and Jeremy Clarkson cross the line there are sadly people that agree with them and enough of them to hold the balance of power ....  that is scary and enough to make you question if maybe it's you that is wrong, well unless yer Old Knudsen of course who is never wrong.

Just read and agree with Old Knudsen and yer moral compass will always point true ... ish. 

Gerry Adams from Sinn Fein (the DUP opposition) is just as much a dick as the DUP , he'll support and will order the murdering and disappearing of whoever for his cause but denies everything. He even claims not to know who let the dogs out but that fucker knows. 

When faced with rape and child abuse within his organization (either Sinn Fein, IRA or his family) he'd rather just quietly solve things his way even if that includes belittling the victim as long as the dirt doesn't stick to him.

Bigots and cunts without the guts to come out and say what they believe in because they know in the back of their heads that it is morally wrong. Like saying, "Hitler had some great ideas."

I do agree with Adams when he said about the DUP "we'll break the bastards with equality" was the outrage at calling them bastards or that he'd use equality? Equality is only a weapon in the minds of those that fear it, other people may know it as doing the right thing.

Adams is as much of a hypocrite as anyone in the DUP and has his own fanatical agenda just as they have but we need equality.

 

If there is a hung parliament in England after the elections of 7th May the Tories may join in a pact with the DUP in order to swing the votes in their favour. This is the DUP's wet dream cum true. They'll be wanting loads of money and protection for their Loyalist marches of bigotry and maybe to teach creationism and not to have sex until married in schools .... wouldn't that be great?

David Cameron has spent years avoiding Northern Ireland, in fact anything outside of London gives him the shits. The DUP are just too stupid to reason with and a Loyalist community that aren't loyal to the crown ..... how can you get anywhere with that?

The English are worried. Sharing power with a religious right wing backwards political party that they have been able to ignore and marginalize as dem der crazy Irish fuckers that make Alabama look enlightened.

 His melted face looks more old lady like each year.

Old Knudsen wants the English to have the full DUP experience and have Peter Robinson with his melted old lady face following Cameron everywhere like Clegg has been doing. Why should we be the only ones to suffer?

Old Knudsen will be voting Alliance as usual, cos there is not much choice. 



          
 

Has The DUP Gone Full Retard?

DUP politician Nelson McCausland is either crooked or incompetent ... those are yer choices. 

So after Nelson McCauseland made some errors in the accounts while serving as minister for Minister for Social Development ... he made shit up now there is a new Minister, great, someone qualified for the job at last, not someone with a degree in geography or town fucking planning like most DUP ministers have. 

Mervyn Storey who doesn't have a degree even though he's an education spokesman (his daughter Lydia has a degree in geography, it made the news, no seriously it did) is much of the same as Nelson. A Young creationist which means obviously he's a moron he's also a member of the evil Caleb Foundation.

Why did they even bother to replace McCauseland? This cunt tried to get creationism into schools and museums just like the rest, there is no logic or reason in the heads of these twats.

Example: Should I give this lucrative building contract to the firm who can do it well or to this less expensive firm who are really just two men and a van? .... neither, you pay yer other friend to consult on this issue, run out of money and eventually hire the guy with the van.   

Well thank Gog they got rid of that other Young creationist Edwin Poots as Minister of Health, that homophobic twat was so incompetent I don't know how he was able to keep that post for so long, who do we have now?

Jim Wells???? .... another Young creationist homophobe.  This guy also believes that abortion should be illegal except for extreme medical emergencies and pregnant victims of rape are not an emergency.

The fetus is the "ultimate victim" you see and should not be punished by termination when adoption was possible ... cos people are lining up to adopt rape babies. The DUP like the Catholic Church only respect the rights of the unborn, everyone else can go and fuck off.

Are the ruling party (The DUP) having a laugh or are they just showing off their endless supply of brain damaged haters? ... well they don't do humour so I guess they are bragging.

The two main parties the Protestant mouth breathers DUP and the Fenian cock suckers Sinn Fein  cannot agree on any thing and Northern Ireland's system has been greatly fucked up, like when the US congress was closed and no cheques got sent out.

Cuts have been made because of this, tourist attracting events have been cancelled, road and street light repair is getting done even less than before and the police just cut 300 jobs. I'm sure the 12th celebrations are still on though cos the DUP love that shit.

 Loyalists don't do respect so why should they get it?

The cost of policing the Twaddell protest camp that came from not being allowed to march in a Catholic area last 12th July has risen to £12 million. I don't know why the police don't forcefully move them away ... oh yeah cos they don't want to start any trouble.
 

 Jamie Bryson looks totally like this deformed dead lamb. 

I think that the British government has had enough with these bickering twats who have been in power since 1998 but have done fuck all but argue and run the place down. Then you have wee cunts like Jamie Bryson gloating about how they will bankrupt the police because of Twaddell .... are you really that stupid? did yer Ma have any children that lived?

The DUP are sash wearing bigots with an agenda of stupidity.

The organisers of all parades need to start paying their way, no more handouts. We need insurance and deposits paid. That £12 million needs to come out of the Orange Order's pocket since it's their protest camp, don't worry they are always getting lottery grants and handouts from various government departments ... it's as if they have connections . If they are really descended from the lost tribes of Israel I'm sure the Jews will help them out .... Jews run the world you know, even those anti- Israel protests were run by the Jews, a canny people that's for sure.  

The police have the power to charge for their services so why do some events get charged while others (Orange Order) don't? Does the NHS charge for having ambulances sitting around at parades waiting for some hungover old git to pass out cos they can't stand for more than 10 minutes? It's the local councils who lift the beer cans and trash and clear away the bonfire mess.   

Do I like paying taxes to subside the poorly behaved sectarian cunt bags? ... that would be a no.  

If the devolved government of Northern Ireland can't function then bring back direct rule from London, we've had it before and what we have now is in no way better ... except for the bombs and shootings which only happen the odd time now.

The DUP want to run the place into the ground in order for them to broker a better deal for themselves but their time has come and gone and soon there will be Fenian cock suckers running the show which is only better if they'd stop trying to be so fucking Irish all the time.  An angel cries every time a deluded shinner puts a fada onto their name.