Showing posts with label Nelson McCauseland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nelson McCauseland. Show all posts

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Orange Order Are Baffled That Their Abuse Tactics Aren't Working

The headline in the Belfast Fleggergraph Telegraph is 'Orange Order 'baffled' as billboard removed after complaints.'

A billboard promoting the Orange Order's new museum was removed in north Belfast because of complaints. The residents in the predominately Catholic Carrick Hill area have been branded intolerant because they did not want this poster in their area.  
  
I would have made my point in the Belfast Telegraph's comment section except they didn't have one for this story. They don't put comment boxes up for stories in which they want only one side to be told or for stories about equality and free speech ... funny that. 

The residents of Carrick Hill have had so much shit to put up with from the Fleggers of the Orange Order. The Belfast Telegraph calls the Carrick Hill area 'nationalist' rather than predominately Catholic because it sounds worse and makes it sound like they are all IRA supporters rather than people who want to live in peace. The writer of this piece David Young tends to seek more one sided opinion in his stories than actual well rounded facts.

The only view allowed to speak in the article .... the Orange Order said, "It is extremely concerning that a museum, which is Peace III funded, promoting outreach and providing a greater understanding of our shared history should be the cause of such contention. Our new facility in Belfast, and in Co Armagh, are both aimed to create greater awareness of Orangeism and its traditions, as well as promoting shared space and greater levels of reconciliation through education. Our extensive advertising campaign demonstrates our commitment to this objective."

Blah blah blah yes we are so surprised cos little ol us just want peace and to live together ..... whether they like it or not and under our terms, Sieg heil!  I think we all know all we want to about Flegger culture since it invades our lives every fucking year non fucking stop. Yes King William of Orange was a midget who like to push turds, he won a battle hooray! You know he hated Britain right? Aye he only wanted the money being king gave him to fund wars elsewhere.   

The sectarian Orange bastards continued, 

"It is unfortunate that there are some in society who would rather display intolerance, and in doing so promote apartheid in areas of our capital city."

So the people of north Belfast have had riots and fleggers camping out on Twaddell Avenue for the past few years and bands showing constant disrespect by playing sectarian tunes past their homes and chapel ... so they now have to put up with a billboard too.

It has nothing to do with Carrick Hill displaying intolerance, it has to do with them putting up with more and more abuser tactics. "So Billy, where should be put our posters?" ..... "The Fenian areas of course so they can come and share our history because I'm sure they can't fucking Google Orange history being the spawn of Satan and all" ...... "But would they not take that as another dig at them?" ..... "So fuck?" 

He thinks the world is 6,000 years old .... lol!

DUP politician Nelson McCausland who is not at all biased said,  "There is so much intolerance and bigotry in Carrick Hill that they can't tolerate even an Orange poster, never mind a parade."

If it's so bad then why do you insist on marching through it so much?  Nelson McCauseland often writes for the Belfast Telegraph, bet you can't guess what he constantly writes about. Do you see the similarities to the Confederate flag being flown at full mast in South Carolina after the recent shooting?
Would the Orange Order think a billboard promoting a movie about the life and times of Hitler be put up in front of a holocaust museum a good idea? ... It's just education.

Old Knudsen is from neither Protestant or Catholic community because both are full of fanatical bigots that spoil the lives of the decent people from those communities. Old Knudsen's community is the common sense equality community. Flags, murals, billboards and bonfires designed to put someone else down or to get a dig at them doesn't happen in Old Knudsen's community.

People don't march where they aren't welcome in Old Knudsen's community. Nobody uses 'tradition' as an excuse to be a dick in Old Knudsen's community. Slavery used to be a tradition as did weemen not having the vote .... doesn't mean it was right then and certainly isn't now.

This is Old Knudsen's answer to that biased news article about the baffled Orange Order, they are also baffled as to why butter does melt in their mouths since they are so innocent and Christian like and why ships do not fall off the edge of the world.        




Friday, 27 February 2015

No Sense? Then Go Into Politics

Jon Stewart has said that he is leaving the brilliant Daily Show because after 16 years of non-stop stupidity from the right wing Conservatives he feels as if it's aged him. Old Knudsen can understand that which is why he doesn't do too much Northern Ireland stuff .... it's stupid and hateful. 

Faux News have said how nasty Stewart's attacks have been but when you say things like "Far more children died last year drowning in their bathtubs than were killed accidentally by guns." - Tucker Carlson, Aug. 9, 2014.

And

"The president of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day." - Michele Bachmann, Nov. 3, 2010

Well yer asking to be mocked. These were taken from The Daily Show's 50 Fox News lies in 6 seconds article.


Nelson McCauseland from the DUP in Northern Ireland. The DUP are on the same level and share the same ideologies as The Republican Party with the exception of firearms as this is 'oh no guns scare me cos I'm a pussy' Europe.  

Though they would have guns if they could, here is the DUP leader Peter Robinson. 

The DUP want Northern Ireland to be a religious winter wonderland (their religion, Protestantism) and are the ruling party, sharing the top spot with their Nemesis Sinn Fein. The bitching and the sniping stops any real work getting done as they accuse each other of doing what they themselves are doing.
Recently the DUP wanted the Conscience Clause put into law which would allow people to discriminate against homos, blacks, chicks with dicks and the like if it went against their belief system, Sinn Fein blocked it.
The DUP then claimed they were not against gheys only to have the Internet answer with the 33 times the DUP have tried to cure, ban or go back to making gheys illegal. The Conscience Clause and anti-abortion issue are two things that the DUP and the Catholic church actually agree with yet Sinn Fein is against both.

Seeing the similarity between the DUP and the GOP yet?

McCauseland wrote  an article in that blog disguised as a newspaper The Belfast Telegraph on how you shouldn't be fooled by the words of Sinn Fein but look at their actions.

 Former DUP leader Ian Paisley doing what he did.

Gerry Adams of Sinn Fein has said, 'we'll break the bastards with equality'  meaning that the thing that the DUP fear most is the modern world without no one to oppress. McCauseland side steps the issue of equality and denounces it as a tactic because Sinn Fein want to name a play park after IRA terrorist Raymond McCreesh.
I have no idea if that's McCauseland's favourite park. It's in butt fuck Newry and is one of the places  we in the military would call Bandit country. It's Sinn Fein territory just as Newtownabbey is Protestant.
While in Newtownabbey (the place that bans plays) they have a park they voted to name Prince William play park ... that name might be offensive in Newry. Yes someone did suggest naming it after one of the Shankill Butcher gang but they were told to wise up.     

McCreesh never killed anyone except himself after going on a hunger strike. Some may see him as a hero but he will be known as a terrorist by history. McCauseland wants Sinn Fein to admit that the IRA struggle against the British army was illegal by getting them to back down over this name, they aren't going to do that, would the DUP admit guilt at what they and their followers have done?

Ian Paisley never murdered anyone .... directly, like Charles Manson he incited people to murder and then gets made into a lord and gets to rule over Northern Ireland. 

McCauseland is right that actions speak louder than words, his own actions show that he awards building contracts to friends and is bitter enough to waste funding on a made up language 'Ulster/Scots' just so his side are getting something that the Catholics are getting for the Irish language. Tit for tat politics just like the 30 years of tit for tat terrorist murders.

You shouldn't name parks after criminals nor have memorials to them (both sides do) but naming a park after some dead paramilitary dirt-bag is a lot different to denying the human rights to living, breathing law abiding people.

It's typical hate focused logic of the DUP or the GOP to get these issues confused as they try to distract away from their own hate filled agenda. I'm surprised that Jon Stewart lasted 16 years as just looking at Nelson McCauseland's article in the paper has me reaching for my service revolver.

 

Friday, 10 October 2014

Has The DUP Gone Full Retard?

DUP politician Nelson McCausland is either crooked or incompetent ... those are yer choices. 

So after Nelson McCauseland made some errors in the accounts while serving as minister for Minister for Social Development ... he made shit up now there is a new Minister, great, someone qualified for the job at last, not someone with a degree in geography or town fucking planning like most DUP ministers have. 


Mervyn Storey who doesn't have a degree even though he's an education spokesman (his daughter Lydia has a degree in geography, it made the news, no seriously it did) is much of the same as Nelson. A Young creationist which means obviously he's a moron he's also a member of the evil Caleb Foundation.

Why did they even bother to replace McCauseland? This cunt tried to get creationism into schools and museums just like the rest, there is no logic or reason in the heads of these twats.

Example: Should I give this lucrative building contract to the firm who can do it well or to this less expensive firm who are really just two men and a van? .... neither, you pay yer other friend to consult on this issue, run out of money and eventually hire the guy with the van.   

Well thank Gog they got rid of that other Young creationist Edwin Poots as Minister of Health, that homophobic twat was so incompetent I don't know how he was able to keep that post for so long, who do we have now?


Jim Wells???? .... another Young creationist homophobe.  This guy also believes that abortion should be illegal except for extreme medical emergencies and pregnant victims of rape are not an emergency.

The fetus is the "ultimate victim" you see and should not be punished by termination when adoption was possible ... cos people are lining up to adopt rape babies. The DUP like the Catholic Church only respect the rights of the unborn, everyone else can go and fuck off.

Are the ruling party (The DUP) having a laugh or are they just showing off their endless supply of brain damaged haters? ... well they don't do humour so I guess they are bragging.

The two main parties the Protestant mouth breathers DUP and the Fenian cock suckers Sinn Fein  cannot agree on any thing and Northern Ireland's system has been greatly fucked up, like when the US congress was closed and no cheques got sent out.

Cuts have been made because of this, tourist attracting events have been cancelled, road and street light repair is getting done even less than before and the police just cut 300 jobs. I'm sure the 12th celebrations are still on though cos the DUP love that shit.

 Loyalists don't do respect so why should they get it?

The cost of policing the Twaddell protest camp that came from not being allowed to march in a Catholic area last 12th July has risen to £12 million. I don't know why the police don't forcefully move them away ... oh yeah cos they don't want to start any trouble.
 
 Jamie Bryson looks totally like this deformed dead lamb. 

I think that the British government has had enough with these bickering twats who have been in power since 1998 but have done fuck all but argue and run the place down. Then you have wee cunts like Jamie Bryson gloating about how they will bankrupt the police because of Twaddell .... are you really that stupid? did yer Ma have any children that lived?

The DUP are sash wearing bigots with an agenda of stupidity.

The organisers of all parades need to start paying their way, no more handouts. We need insurance and deposits paid. That £12 million needs to come out of the Orange Order's pocket since it's their protest camp, don't worry they are always getting lottery grants and handouts from various government departments ... it's as if they have connections . If they are really descended from the lost tribes of Israel I'm sure the Jews will help them out .... Jews run the world you know, even those anti- Israel protests were run by the Jews, a canny people that's for sure.  

The police have the power to charge for their services so why do some events get charged while others (Orange Order) don't? Does the NHS charge for having ambulances sitting around at parades waiting for some hungover old git to pass out cos they can't stand for more than 10 minutes? It's the local councils who lift the beer cans and trash and clear away the bonfire mess.   

Do I like paying taxes to subside the poorly behaved sectarian cunt bags? ... that would be a no.  

If the devolved government of Northern Ireland can't function then bring back direct rule from London, we've had it before and what we have now is in no way better ... except for the bombs and shootings which only happen the odd time now.

The DUP want to run the place into the ground in order for them to broker a better deal for themselves but their time has come and gone and soon there will be Fenian cock suckers running the show which is only better if they'd stop trying to be so fucking Irish all the time.  An angel cries every time a deluded shinner puts a fada onto their name.
   

Monday, 11 August 2014

DUP Shaming

Woeful incompetence or fraudulent actions .... maybe a bit of both. DUP Politician Nelson McCauseland needs to resign, as does many of his fellow DUP members. McCauseland claimed that contractors working for the Northern Ireland Housing Executive were overpaid £18m, these firms were 'named and shamed' in the Assembly (political assembly, not school, but similar) but then it turned out that the figure of £18m had been pulled out of McCauseland's arse, much like the Ulster/Scots language he promotes and gets EU money for, ach yer ma nan weet na coom buket .... Your mother is a cum bucket.  

Some firms agreed to pay £670,000 to the Executive while one firm was actually owed money. This thing called accounting isn't exact ya know, it relies on the moon and the stars ... assuming that the world is only 6,000 years-old that is as we had fewer stars back then and a sun was 3 score and 5 which is elevenity sleven.

 

Health minister Edwin Poots tried to ban gheys from donating blood, the thing is that we'd get sent blood from England if we needed it and they don't have any such discriminatory ban which makes it stupid for us to have one, but still he kept trying ..... He is also fighting to stop ghey couples from adopting and uses public funds to pursue his will (as inspired by the Bible) through the courts.   


Ian Paisley jr is just retarded or something. Remember when he stood up at Westminster with a sheet of facts and figures about how countries that have same sex marriage now have more divorce? ... aye that took some of the politicians by surprise and the laugh they had, then the speaker of the hoose slowly and carefully explained causality and effect to him as she would to a child. 

Did you know that countries where Justin Bieber has toured have had a sharp increase in suicide? Well actually that one does make sense.   



Peter Robinson the leader of the DUP is a spineless racist cunt. When asked about Muslims he said that he wouldn't take spiritual advice from them but would trust them to go to the shops for him ... He didn't see anything wrong with saying that which explains why it took him a week to apologise and even then he just did it because someone said it was the right thing to do, I bet he still doesn't know why it was an inappropriate thing to say.

When the racist residents of East Belfast tried to stop a black family moving into a house in their area calling for Homes 4 Locals he said, well I do see their point .... great leadership.

Hey Peter! Loyalists just petrol bombed the home of a Romanian family ..... well I'm sure they had a good reason.


Monday, 21 October 2013

Flip Flops And Death Threats

Remember that time I took a flip flop covered in anthrax for our beloved president Bush? I got the medal of honor, valor and freedom, only two other people have ever gotten that medal, actor Audie Murphy and L.A. cop Martin Riggs. I also got a year's subscription to 'ladies of Homeland Security' which I only read for the articles.



The how to get various stains out of Micro Suede article was very helpful. 

I didn't have time to think when that flip flop came flying at the president my training just kicked in ..... I'm just glad they didn't use crocs or I wouldn't be here today. 

So yer man Bob Geldof the lead singer for the bum town cats, multimillionaire with his own media company and real estate assets and total fucking astronaut ..... well right now hes just a space cadet as he hasn't had his flight up to space yet, has asked me to guard his skinny pasty white boney body. 


In most of the world to 'do' someone is to shag them, for example 'I'd totally do her over a wheelie bin I don't care if it's raining and my cock is dipping green puss' In Northern Ireland it means to kill or at least fuck up some one which isn't sexual either despite the name.... ach sex/violence they usually both hurt and end in crying so whatever. 

  
Sir Bob said that terrorism was cowardly and didn't think much of our very important flag issue. "It can’t be about something as preposterous as a flag. To nail your identity to a piece of cloth that has three colours or four colours. Do us a favour. It gets tiresome."


He says that a bomber who blew himself up can't be compare to an ordinary person in the street as hes a selfish fanatical prick and ha ha hes dead, thats fucking karma right there .... I paraphrased that bit.
He did say:

"They are slightly emotionally imbalanced clearly if they feel it is alright to kill a child, a man. Why would you possibly do that over something that is not worth the death of a human being. I despise that stuff, Nationalism, terrorism, killing other people. I don’t think you need help in understanding why killing another person for some spurious political end isn’t loathsome, cowardly ultimately."
 

Some Flegger/keyboard warrior put a fatwa onto Sir Bob, "NO ONE CALLS 4 PIECE AN INSALTS THE FLEG ON MY WATCH. YOUR DEAD U FENIAN CUNT YEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"   

Oh no, fleggers are really tough an shit, remember yon time they were going to celebrate their culture but called it off because the weather was bad? .... aye like ya need good weather to suck in yer fat gut and saunter around the streets like a tough guy giving dirty looks to everyone. 

Here is a flegger in a rare moment of tenderness as he gets a happy meal for his flegger childer. 
 

Fleggers usually avoid human contact in case they give away their underclass poorly educated status but will grow bold in large numbers. 

Old Knudsen isn't too worried about them, Geldof was right, the flag people are stupid and terrorists are cowards. 
Killing innocent people, even your own people to achieve a united Ireland ..... how did that work out for you? Yer scum and so are the people who mourn you, might as well give the incompetent bombers 72 virgins too cos yer just like yon Islamists.  
Those who riot against the police and destroy Northern Ireland's economy over flegs and the imaginary attacks on their culture are scum, pawns of asswipe drug dealing paramilitaries and others who want to make a name in politics. 

I hate to do it but I agree with Geldof. Then again Geldof told the Arabs to stop having children which is funny and something else Old Knudsen can agree with. 

  
No seriously ya cheeky Arabs, stop breeding.

Geldof was at the Gulf Intelligence Food Security Forum held in the United Arab Emirates and told them to stop their dirty fucking around ...... not in those words and it wasn't just aimed at the Arabs. Maybe he should look to his native Ireland for bringing about some birth control. 

The world's population is growing too fast and by 2050 it will be at 10 billion which means we'll have to increase agricultural production by 70% and the water available has dropped 75% since 1950 and what will golf courses do then, play on astro turf ? Not to mention the groundskeepers being out of jobs and a decrease in lawn mower sales ..... we're looking at the perfect storm unless you durty buggers keep the snake in the cage.  

Eco factories in Germany making clean white fluffy clouds.
Bob is concerned with the effect of climate change too "This is not a cycle, not just a fluctuation, it's the end."
Even with the billions of pounds, Euros and stones or whatever the Arabs barter with that were invested in green measures to combat climate change such as the fluffy cloud factories Geldof spoke of gloom and doom ... that miserable fucker isn't getting invited to any of my parties. 

The Dalai Lama .... if that is even his real name agreed with Sir Bob and used his non-threatening smile and fortune cookie wisdom to make the point. 

"If we are to live on flags and hatred of the past then all we hunger for is pain, if we are to live on fornicating with each other and raping the earth then all we will hunger for is that which shall kill us, the flower's petals are bound to fall to the ground so why don't you all just fuck up and free Tibet, I used to live like a god for fucks sake."  

 The Fleggers on Facebook responded, "NO ONE FUCKING WELL CALLS 4 TABLET 2 B FREE ON MY WATCH YOUR FUCKIN DEAD DELI LAMA YE FENIAN CUNT YEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!!! 


Loyalists are a fanatical bunch, always ready to exploit a situation in some poorly thought out and violent way. Such as painting over a George Best mural and putting up a tiny mouthed UVF scumbag with a Martin Luther King quote ...... ya know, MLK the guy who was against violence and for peaceful protest, not Loyalist peaceful protest but real peaceful protest.

Here we have Orangeman Nelson McCauseland the Minister for Social Development in the Northern Ireland ..... well that explains why we haven't progressed any. He has put the blood stained brick that struck his pal Nigel Dodds on the head on E-bay as the Orange Order need to raise more funds for their winter offensive against the police and poor Nelson can only skim so much off his budget without getting caught.  

I shall not be accepting the Geldof job as I am still locked in a contract protecting Edwin Poots. 

 

Saturday, 13 July 2013

Nigel Dodds Gets Stoned At Protest

All DUP politician Nigel Dodds wanted was to walk through an area of North Belfast with his brothers and his bands to celebrate a Catholic king getting beaten in battle in 1690, but oh no, the Catholics who live in that area have something against a load of bigoted Prods walking past their homes shouting taunts at them.

Trouble broke out and Dodds along with Shifty McCauseland of the window contracts fame tried to sort it out. Nigel called for calm, he said, 'If we have any hope of success then we need calm' .... what the fleggers thought he said was 'I love the Pope in a tight dress, he is the man' . Anger erupted and one of his fellow Loyalists threw (probably a half brick) that knocked Nige out cold.

 
The size of Dodds' head meant that the chances of hitting it was very high, much like JFK and his giant noggin.

Nelson McCauseland is a slimey wee shite and not even half bricks stick to him.

Dodds is having a bad week, first of all his face, it's hideous ..... then he was kicked out of Westminster for saying the secretary of state for Northern Ireland is a lying hoorbag (maybe not the words he used) then he gets knocked out by one of his own.

To top it off while he was lying unconscious the police fired the water cannon at him .. I shit you not.

I suspect the police vote Alliance.

 

 

Monday, 8 July 2013

Nelson McCauseland, Your Time Is Up

Nelson McCausland, is a unionist politician from Northern Ireland. He is the current Minister for Social Development and has been on my shit list for ages.

He is the twat who wants creationism to be displayed along side the scientific and historical theories in Museums, he is the twat who actually got a creationist display at the Giant's causeway. This cunt is running social housing into the ground so he will be justified in privatizing it. 

Let me explain to you about this bigoted Orangeman DUP bitch just so the simple story is out there as Karma just wants the facts.

When he took over for social development he also took over social housing as run by the Northern Ireland Housing Executive (NIHE)  they have many dodgy contractors working for them, one of them being Red Sky.
The previous head of the department left a post it note or something saying, 'Red Sky are a lying bag of dicks who over charge, charge for work not done and work on buildings that don't even exist, they need to be fired.'

Nelson being a really smart and deep type said, 'why get rid of them the next people in might just be as bad?'
Wow thats a fair point brimming with deductive logic and reasoning. Then he came up with the idea that when people need something fixed the NIHE should put the job out for bidding... um hello I need my gas boiler fixed I think it's about to explode .  Please hold we're bound to have a contractor within the next 24 hours.

NIHE is corrupt and is leaking money, much like yer ma leaking joo joo juice out of her pube palace .... It also seems that the DUP is corrupt too. Big shock!

Jenny Palmer a  NIHE board member, got a phone call from McCauseland's special adviser asking her to change vote that was against Red Sky.

Tut tut, putting the pressure on to get a result. Men in Northern Ireland, especially religious ones or those in positions of authority think weemen will do as they are told. Ms Palmer surprised them when she blew the whistle on her own party members, wow someone in the DUP not out to line their own pockets, well done.
Why would she lie? there is nothing in it for her except the amount of crap she'd get from her own team.
A smug looking lying sack of shit, 'I can't monitor every phone call my staff make. '

McCauseland is as guilty as sin so to counteract it he plays the clueless innocent who shows indignation when any wrong doing on his behalf is suggested.  You can tell by his body language that hes guilty. Fidgety and on the attack when hes too used to not being questioned cos hes Nelson McCauseland by Jove and his holy roller mafia known as the Caliban will fuck you up.

Another trick the guilty play is to blame others for other wrong doing as a distraction. He is constantly blaming the NIHE for overspending, not checking that work was done and for over paying the contractors.
Yes the NIHE are a load of incompetent morons but McCauseland should remember that it is he who is responsible for them.


Nelson McCauseland and his buddy Edwin Poots need to not be in charge of the way this country is heading. They bully others and bypass democracy when they can.  Decisions based on making money for their buddies and keeping Northern Ireland as a tribal closed on Sunday back water where everyone is getting along because everyone is protestant.

How can a man who is in the Orange order, an organization that is openly biased against Catholics be in control of social development? If yer in the Orange order yer development is already stunted. Should politicians be allowed to be bigoted or should they lead by example for all and help everyone equally?
I know the answer so don't worry.

    
     

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Nelson McCauseland Is Full Of Shit

 
A new report issued by consultants RSM McClure Watters, who were hired by the Department for Social Development says that Orange Orders and Protestant marching bands generate almost £55 million in economic and social benefit to Northern Ireland.

That money includes volunteer work and fundraising because we all know what big hearts Loyalists have. Also through direct expenditure, on goods and services, including regalia, uniforms, instruments, bus hire and alcohol.
Tourists also love the parades and even though many locals go on holiday to avoid July, tourists vacation here because having everything closed or limited hours and getting car jacked appeals greatly to them.

Drew Nelson, the grand secretary of the Grand Orange Lodge of Ireland, welcomed the report's findings ..... well no shit.

Social Development Minister Nelson McCausland said: "I am very pleased that my department has funded this very important piece of research which highlights the many benefits that the parading sector brings to Northern Ireland. For the first time we now have extensive, robust and independently collected data on the social and economic impact the sector delivers to our society."

So Nelson got his department to fund a report saying something that as an Orangeman himself would support .... and it's totally independent, even though he funded it.

Did it mention how many of the 750 Orange halls got refurbished with money from the national lottery? Instead of fixing up these buildings that sit empty for most of the time you could have taken some retarded children to the zoo or something or do something crazy like fix up a hospital wing or school.

Did the report mention how that all the direct expenditure on uniforms and instruments comes from the EU? people on welfare buying the odd  £1.50 Union flag to wear around their shoulders doesn't make the cuntry any money.
That money was to be used on cultural shit .... I don't remember being asked about my culture.  

The money is being diverted from people who need it and going to a bigoted sectarian organisation similar to the KKK. Tourists only cum to Northern Ireland by mistake cos they think it's Ireland and don't know about the parades until they get stranded in a place with everything closed.  

Did the report mention the cost of clean up after these events? the cost of policing, fire brigade and abulance services during these times?
Did the report mention the amount of lost business thanks to cunts with their flags? Have a nice Christmas last year? nope cos when I was going to go out I got stuck in road blocks and the continental market was closed early.

If you claim to be British then how about acting like it  and showing some manners for a change?


Hitler funded a report in 1937 saying that killing the Jews, gheys, immigrants and intellectuals made good economic sense.  
Nelson McCauseland, Orangman and member of the DUP is such a hairy faced lying sack of shit, like how privatizing social housing will be better for everyone .... aye like his mates with the government contracts and like how his friend Edwin Poots said closing all the old people's homes would help them receive better care .... huh?  

If the parades are so good for Northern Ireland then why is the place a backwards hole where sexism, sectarianism, bigotry, racism and terrorism are seen as culture and heritage?   

Old Knudsen cannot marry a dude or get an abortion ..... definitely no chance what so ever of doing either on a Sunday cos the whole fucking place is closed.

Hey Nelson, take yer bullshit, waste of tax payer money report and shove it up yer hole, who knows, you may like it..... but don't do it on a Sunday as God would not approve. 

Update: This report cost the tax payer £40,000. So thats £40,000 wasted just so that this cunt can have some self made publicity. I may get in contact with him as he is the man to know if you want business to come yer way. 
 

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Nelson Is Out Of Time

"Hey God, nice to meet you, have you ever thought about putting your story into words? Well it's your lucky day as I can write not only in English but also in Ulster/Scots ..... yes oh great one that is a made up language but in my time thousands of people in housing estates throughout Northern Ireland speak it .... so they do."

"Let me get started here" ...... ' In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.  Now the earth was formless and empty, definitely no Fenians and certainly no Pope, only white Protestants for any others would be cursed and God saw that it was good.'

Blah blah blah other stuff
 
'So God created mankind in his own image, with a beard and specky in the image of God he created them. Male and female he created them, and told her to do what the man says as she is inferior.'

"I'm doing well oh greatness, just going to get in a ween of sin and how sex is dirty and must only be done between husband and wife while fully clothed and no pleasure must be gained from such a disgusting act."


I think I'll just drown them and start again.