Twaddell Hoors Need Police Brutality Without Lube

£55,000 a night to police the so-called civil rights camp at Twaddell so their hoors can wrap up in my flag and spread their legs on police landrovers.  Ugly looking people with ugly hearts, why can't the police just open fire? they aren't really human ya know. 

You can't whine about yer culture and heritage and demand that others respect it when yer pissing all over the culture and heritage of others .... the Nazis did that sort of shite. Unless you served in the armed forces and vote, don't fucking talk to me about flags and upholding rights.... oh and don't hi-jack the sacrifice of soldiers who died for their cuntry so you could be a fat, drunken, lazy fucker.    

In normal cuntries with police brutality against law breakers this would not be happening. Fuck the schools, fuck the healthcare system and economy, we'll waste all the tax payer money and try to bankrupt the police ...... sounds like that would benefit the agenda of criminals like the UVF to me.

The Loyalist underclass want the Union flag to fly all the time and where ever they want it and they want to be able to march and play their offensive tunes every where .... Too much time on their hands maybe? Lets make them work for their welfare benefits, that is what the government is saying. 

There are no proper jobs with proper wages but it will keep them off the streets. 

Old Knudsen will be mainly enjoying his culture today. 

Phasers Set To Surrender

Captain's log the USS Tanker . Orbiting around Sectarian 4 we have been told that we cannot go onto the planet's surface to express our British culture because of the Prime directive .... no one tells us what we can't do. LIKE and SHARE.

Captain! sensors show a Klingon bird of prayer who wants to express their Britishness. Oh and do you know that I have a special recording from the Ra-mulans who say they want to mourdor us beys .... but only I can hear it? 

 Focus Specks and lay off the meds. Put the Klingons on screen.

Greetings ! We can carve this planet up between us and just let the Federation funding roll in, what do you say?

 

 I want to be in total control, forcing everyone to be white, Protestant and British. You will love Jesus and have babies whether you want to or not.

For the love of God. Jamie you sometimes useful tool who I pretend to like, launch torpedoes.

   Wight Jim! Just waiting on UVF permission to do anything ..... and they're off. :::::explosion!:::::

 Scotty, whats the status report?

It's Sammy, yer the fuckin Scot. Status report is that we have 8 million likes and half the world are talking about us....... must have been that wee dance ya did at the Con club. 

An those torpedoes ...

Did someone say pedos? I don't know anything about that just like my time in the IRA ... oh you have proof, maybe I know something then.

They're chipping away at are shields and destroying our ship, the auxiliary power, whatever that is, is banjaxed. Jim yer my best fuckin mate, whats with the suitcases M8? ..... yer leaving? ..... but we're fucked and not going anywhere, Jim! Jim!

Jim!  get out of bed yer cornflakes are ready.    

Don't call me Jim! My name is Alice and I'm a pretty gurl.


Why yes you are.

Nigel Dodds Gets Stoned At Protest

All DUP politician Nigel Dodds wanted was to walk through an area of North Belfast with his brothers and his bands to celebrate a Catholic king getting beaten in battle in 1690, but oh no, the Catholics who live in that area have something against a load of bigoted Prods walking past their homes shouting taunts at them.

Trouble broke out and Dodds along with Shifty McCauseland of the window contracts fame tried to sort it out. Nigel called for calm, he said, 'If we have any hope of success then we need calm' .... what the fleggers thought he said was 'I love the Pope in a tight dress, he is the man' . Anger erupted and one of his fellow Loyalists threw (probably a half brick) that knocked Nige out cold.

 
The size of Dodds' head meant that the chances of hitting it was very high, much like JFK and his giant noggin.

Nelson McCauseland is a slimey wee shite and not even half bricks stick to him.

Dodds is having a bad week, first of all his face, it's hideous ..... then he was kicked out of Westminster for saying the secretary of state for Northern Ireland is a lying hoorbag (maybe not the words he used) then he gets knocked out by one of his own.

To top it off while he was lying unconscious the police fired the water cannon at him .. I shit you not.

I suspect the police vote Alliance.

 

 

Nasty Cold Vagina

Sometimes Old Knudsen helps his readers, no I don't mean his sex therapy and deep tissue massages I mean with his advice.
There are times when Old Knudsen just has to shake his head and say what the fuck is that about?

A lass who will remain nameless told me that her boyfriend was disgusted by her vadge. Not the smell (then all smell like wounded bear) but rather the appearance as it was not neat and tidy as the media portray vadges to be.  Old Knudsen gave her a pep talk saying how shallow he was and that she was a person who needed and deserved love, not a walking vagina put onto the earth to please him.

So what if her stench trench looked like a badly stuffed fish taco? the BF needs to wise the fuck up and appreciate what he has.... and maybe try not to look at it. 

The lass whose name sounds like Penny did perk up a little but still felt depressed so I jokingly said, 'hey send me a picture of it, I'm sure it's not bad at all.' and she sent me a picture.

Not sure if my message back to her OMG WTF is that thing real? quick kill it with fire! offended her or not as she never replied back and didn't respond to any of my e-mails since.... must have went offline.

The moral of this story is, never ask Old Knudsen for advice when hes just started a bag of glue.

MA Won!

Old Bitter Balls favourite Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won the presidential vote by a landslide. A small minority of cunts who supported the hippy opposition Mir Hossein Mousavi didn't like this democratic result and took to the streets of Tehran to riot.

To try to restore order the government jammed text messages, blocked pro-Mousavi Web sites and Facebook and cut off mobile phones. Hippies just love their gadgets. If it were up to me I'd block a ton of blogs, all mobile phones and blueberry thingys and shut doon MyFace to put the hurt on the pedos.

Mousavi, declared himself the true winner of Friday's presidential race and the Kentucky Derby horse race of 2003 (which we all know was won by Funny Cide) and urged backers to resist a government based on "lies and dictatorship."

What the fuck is a government supposed to be based upon? What a bad loser, well done Mahmoud don't let the fucker get you doon.


Fucking almost ragheaded Persian cunts!

Just look at those stones .................. Fucking amateurs! How can you riot when that is the sort of thing you are throwing? Do they not have half bricks? oh thats right its the 3rd world. Forget about feeding the dirty aids ridden Africans how about wasting yer money on buying half bricks for savages?

The next CIA meeting I go to I'll bring up this idea to topple regimes with.

Up The Bhumibol No Babies

We all grieve in different ways. The recent loss of my father has reminded me that I have many friends that surround me and want to help me through this difficult time. I most of all want to thank a fellow soul in pain Amy up the shithoose as I call her, without her access to vast amounts of alcohol and drugs I'd be a mess.

I am slowly getting back to the trivial shite that is blogging and have done some stories elsewhere on my blogs. I just thought I'd give you all something to wank over.

Oh and India, Pakistan says yer a cunt and so are yer cows.

Oh and Pakistan, India says yer a load of goat raping terrorists.


Just doing my bit for world peace and if yer thinking on going to Zimbabwe for a holiday don't drink the water and that includes ice-cubes. Of course I'm sure Mugabe is blaming Britain that a third of his cuntry is Cholera ridden and the rest has violence and famine.

I was watching the captions on the BBC world news (which are terrible but I'm a bit mutt and jeff) and Instead of saying Thailand's King Bhumibol it said 'King Bum' missed his parade. Enough with yer subliminal leftist messages BBC I can form my own opinions and so can my readers as soon as I tell them what to think.

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Little Yellow Cunts.

Yellowman which was the name of a hard candy I would eat as a child, we'd get it at fairs and the like along with Dulse, hows that for a non sequitur before the post even starts?

For the last two or three days I've been getting many hits from South Korea searching for the word 'cunt' yes I was shocked too as they came to my site while looking for this vulgar word and I hope they enjoyed my post entitled what else? CUNT . Old Knudsen is doing his part to educate the unenlightened races of the world . Remember my little noodle eating friends, cunt is not just a name for a vagina or a rude name like 'fucker', in the Commonwealth cuntries it can be used for many things including a term of endearment , "you pack of cunts " Shakespeare used it in Hamlet I believe, when he said cuntry instead of country pertaining to the lap of a lady, a cunt has many uses, use it wisely and repect the cunt and the cunt will respect you.

Its Groundhog Day.......Again.

Scary big cunts those beavers.

Formerly a Celtic ritual then taken by the Romans and called hedgehog day and then given a ghey name by the Christians ,Candlemas .
Started in America about 1841 in Pennsylvania on February 2nd according to the Germans the Groundhog which is a large fat rat thing looks out from it's den or pad and if it sees it's own shadow or a hungry German with an erection it pops back in for another 6 weeks for a nap, sort of like a snooze button, if its cloudy he comes out and the weather will be moderate
People know me as an animal lover and righter of injustices and so on, those poor wee fat rats, for years they are kept in a box only to be shown the light of day once a year or when a big German wants to prove himself.
Free Dunkirk Dave ,Punxsutawney Phil and Buckeye Chuck, free the groundhog three, are they related to Beaver? then I could shout "free the beaver".


Groundhog day is one of my favourites films.