Scary big cunts those beavers.
Formerly a Celtic ritual then taken by the Romans and called hedgehog day and then given a ghey name by the Christians ,Candlemas .
Started in America about 1841 in Pennsylvania on February 2nd according to the Germans the Groundhog which is a large fat rat thing looks out from it's den or pad and if it sees it's own shadow or a hungry German with an erection it pops back in for another 6 weeks for a nap, sort of like a snooze button, if its cloudy he comes out and the weather will be moderate
People know me as an animal lover and righter of injustices and so on, those poor wee fat rats, for years they are kept in a box only to be shown the light of day once a year or when a big German wants to prove himself.
Free Dunkirk Dave ,Punxsutawney Phil and Buckeye Chuck, free the groundhog three, are they related to Beaver? then I could shout "free the beaver".
Groundhog day is one of my favourites films.
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yep, it's a great movie. I was going to do a review of it today, but everyone has already seen it.
Groundhog day is one of my favourite films
You said that yesterday.
Groundhog Day is a great, great movie. Love Bill Murray.
the next town to it, is Gobbler's Knob. i wanted to steal the sign bad!
Its not a crime if its funny steal away.
"Compared to beavers, groundhogs are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood."
-- Cornell University Science News
*sniggers*
Sorry I don't believe in Science its not in the Bible.
Rounds these parts we shoot the Mutha Fuckers for eating our veggies and then just wait. Rat or no rat Spring will cum! I am also for Freeing the Beva!
KNUDDIE! I gotta KNOW! How'd you bring yourself to say the words "beaver" and "erection" in the same post?
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