Old Bitter Balls: Lucky I Didn't Order A Shot.

Sunday, 4 February 2007

Lucky I Didn't Order A Shot.

I hate it when my drink has too much of a head on it.

18 comments:

Eddie Waring said...: Kittens. Stick em in a blender with some Grand Marnier and a bit of Dubonnet, throw in some Blue Bols. Pour over cracked ice and add a twist of lemon. Stick a little umbrella in it and you've got yourself a party in a glass. I call it "Furry Blue Fuckjuice". Give a couple of these bad boys to your "ladyfriend" and you are free to unleash your inner deviant. The hangover is a bitch though so don't say I didn't warn you.; 4 Feb 2007, 01:13:00
Ame said...: Let's all "paws" while Knuddie and Eddie get their groove on! Think one of you could show us your "outer" deviant? ;); 4 Feb 2007, 01:26:00
Old Knudsen said...: My favourite joke.
How do you make a dog drink?
You put it in a blender.

Mr Waring I think you're me, and there will be no deviants being shown on this blog.; 4 Feb 2007, 01:34:00
Vic said...: Send it back, there's a hair in it.; 4 Feb 2007, 02:15:00
Anonymous said...: If you put a glass upside down on top does it become a kitty shaker?; 4 Feb 2007, 04:04:00
tony said...: I didnt stay long in the pub last night..when it got to my round i discovered 'wasnt enough in the kitty...........; 4 Feb 2007, 10:59:00
Ame said...: Isn't it just the BEST to come here and find your dearest cyberpals using foul language? Hee Hee! ;) Thanks for that OBB!; 4 Feb 2007, 11:08:00
Ame said...: Or maybe that should have been "feline" language! OBB, do I HAVE to leave my fanny pack at home when I head over to the Motherland?; 4 Feb 2007, 11:09:00
Old Knudsen said...: vic everytime I order a pint of muff I'm always picking out the hairs from my teeth, thats what I get for switching to pussy, can't win.

dive issues from my spy days I guess.

kate isis no I think it becomes devoid of air, its better fresh and wiggling.

tony good one, I liked yer tony blair loyality card.

ame if you bring yer 'bum bag' put a sign on yer back saying "yank tourist mug me please".; 4 Feb 2007, 11:28:00
Old Knudsen said...: take my word for it the cheap meaningless sex gets boring after a while, I can't even remember half of their names.; 4 Feb 2007, 15:00:00
Ame said...: Such a good role model...think I'll point my boys this direction...read up boys...you could learn a LOT from OBB! WHAT?!? You thought I was serious? ;) Off to play in the bath....aaaaaaaaaaah....; 4 Feb 2007, 16:48:00
Vic said...: It's been a long time in between drinks...; 4 Feb 2007, 17:25:00
Jagd Kunst said...: Why aren't you on blogs of note? Don't those cunts read in the comments?; 4 Feb 2007, 23:32:00
Old Knudsen said...: maybe they do and thats the problem.; 4 Feb 2007, 23:36:00
Spilling Ink said...: Now there's a head of beer that could have a bit of a bite to it.; 5 Feb 2007, 00:54:00
Old Knudsen said...: As long as it doesn't look at me while i'm drinking it.; 5 Feb 2007, 01:02:00
Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...: Cheltenham Lynn here, wasn't me talking about biting heads.; 5 Feb 2007, 01:23:00
Old Knudsen said...: I know this time, once fooled shame on me twice fooled and shame the pope, something like that.; 5 Feb 2007, 06:37:00

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