Saturday, 3 February 2007

National Piss Off A German Day.


1) What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

Only the first one can make you smile.

2) Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?

The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

3) Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?

Germans like to march in the shade.

4) What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?

A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.




Now whatever you do don't mention the war.

9 comments:

Frobisher said...

Eek! can you still crack those sort of jokes? Bravo!

Your place as the Jade Goody of the blogging world remains unchallenged

tony said...

Bloody Germans! They visited ,uninvited , my Family in Poland once........just marched in;sat down;& stayed for bloody 6 years! They did finally leave (after many heavy hints) but they left under a bit of a cloud..left some nice towels though.......

Dick Headley said...
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Dick Headley said...

Yes but 4 out of 5 cannibals agree they make good sausage.

Eddie Waring said...

Where's Stan Boardman when you need him?

Ame said...

Who's Stan? And remember, I'm half Kraut!!! And half Trolley! ;)

Old Knudsen said...

Hes a comedian who used to say "the Germans bombed our chip shop" well you had to be there, which half are you top or bottom?

ColleenQ said...

My personal tragedy is that my father is Irish, my mother German. Oy. What's a girl to do?

Drink more beer, apparently.

Old Knudsen said...

I'm so sorry to hear that, she probably forced herself onto him it happens a lot.........I wish.