In younger days, as you can see she was a real cracker, who needs Brad and Angie when you've got blow job lips like these?Not exactly the fast and exciting world of competitive dying that I've been following since the start of this Blog but worth a mention. Ada Mason, Britain's oldest woman, has died aged 111. She was from West Yorkshire so this is probably the most exciting thing to happen there since Bertie Tadshaw the serial sheep rapist was on the loose.
Ada died in her sleep last Friday and yes they did save the baby thankgod.
She put her long life doon to eating bread and dripping with salt every day, masturbating 8 times daily and numerous orgies with 'vigorous' Bavarian peasants .
Having hunted the greatest prey itself.............. man, I do know what Bavarians look like, this is her granddaughter with several other family members at their Yorkshire Nazi Weemen's Club meeting every Tuesday at the townhall, it would be polite to bring some buns or scones if you do go.
Her 72 year old granddaughter who looked a little Bavarian if you ask me said,"She had a hard life,long and hard, but she was always really cheerful and never moaned like some women. She was always pleased to see people and ready for a chat. "She was perfectly all right until a month ago -- singing hymns, chatting and fondling her French Poodle Mr Nudge."
Ada Mason, born in 1895 in Chesterfield, Derbyshire remembered the sinking of the Titantic when she was 16 as well as the funeral of Queen Victoria.
She left school when she was 13 and on the rebound from Old Knudsen who couldn't love someone with such a flat arse she married miner John Mason in 1914, he died in 1962 after years of trying to live up to Old Knudsen who is quite the ninja in the sack .
Mason lived on her own until she was 110, before going into a nursing home. The centenarian, who outlived all her five children, will be buried at St Margaret's Church in North Elmsall later this week.
Six generations of the family are expected to attend, including her 12 grandchildren.
Old Knudsen couldn't be arsed going as he could barely remember her though he did comment this,"111 c'mon Britain that's not old enough for the record, the Japs are laughing at us, either get older or nuke them again, they really don't like that you know.
Ada died in her sleep last Friday and yes they did save the baby thankgod.
She put her long life doon to eating bread and dripping with salt every day, masturbating 8 times daily and numerous orgies with 'vigorous' Bavarian peasants .
Having hunted the greatest prey itself.............. man, I do know what Bavarians look like, this is her granddaughter with several other family members at their Yorkshire Nazi Weemen's Club meeting every Tuesday at the townhall, it would be polite to bring some buns or scones if you do go.Her 72 year old granddaughter who looked a little Bavarian if you ask me said,"She had a hard life,long and hard, but she was always really cheerful and never moaned like some women. She was always pleased to see people and ready for a chat. "She was perfectly all right until a month ago -- singing hymns, chatting and fondling her French Poodle Mr Nudge."
Ada Mason, born in 1895 in Chesterfield, Derbyshire remembered the sinking of the Titantic when she was 16 as well as the funeral of Queen Victoria.
She left school when she was 13 and on the rebound from Old Knudsen who couldn't love someone with such a flat arse she married miner John Mason in 1914, he died in 1962 after years of trying to live up to Old Knudsen who is quite the ninja in the sack .
Mason lived on her own until she was 110, before going into a nursing home. The centenarian, who outlived all her five children, will be buried at St Margaret's Church in North Elmsall later this week.
Six generations of the family are expected to attend, including her 12 grandchildren.
Old Knudsen couldn't be arsed going as he could barely remember her though he did comment this,"111 c'mon Britain that's not old enough for the record, the Japs are laughing at us, either get older or nuke them again, they really don't like that you know.
9 comments:
I hope so yer blog is far better than hers.
I'm ageing as fast as I can! And I'm nearly half way there.
Maybe you should start a campaign: Let's All Age For Britain!
Those young uns are selfish cunts and only think about jive music and the huffing glue. Keep eating the whale meat, I'm sure thats what the jap's secret is.
That, and shagging all those cute Japanese gurls. Lucky bastards.
Hey, perhaps the National Health Service will get me one to help with my ageing!
"Masturbating 8 times daily and numerous orgies with 'vigorous' Bavarian peasants, she liked it long and hard, and was always really cheerful and never moaned like some women, she bellowed, which may have increased her lung capacity, thusly increasing her life span. She was perfectly all right until a month ago -- when she started diddling her French Poodle Mr Nudge, her finger in his ass reminded her of her long lost love Old K. Her poor heart couldn't handle it and she passed. They found her in bed smiling and sporting a Dirty Sanchez.
dear prudence someone is looking to get spanked.
Its me incase you couldn't work it out.
Ill man now I am worried for yer health.
I would lick ice cream from her face.
My turn first Old Knudie! I have a great set of ........ whips and flogging devises.
My turn first Old Knudie! I have a great set of ........ whips and flogging devises.
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