I have long stated that Britain is becoming more like America each day. No you arrogant yanks that's not a compliment. As well as being populated by a low class of poorly educated aggressive morons with a sense of self entitlement we're all going to be big fat fuckers that sues everyone and hates immigrants.
Here is Connor McCreaddie an 8-year-old boy who weighs 218 pounds, the authorities are investigating whether or not his parents are guilty of child abuse. As well as missing doctor appointments they allow him to eat every 20 minutes, the mother sort of shrugs and says if he doesn't get enough food he goes and steals it from the cupboard. I think the parents are guilty of being stupid.
The doctors are looking for some medical reason why Connor would be a big fat fucker, if they wanted my medical opinion I'd say because he is allowed to eat too much but what do I know?
It reminds me of the Yanks with their foo foo dogs that are brought to dog nutritionists to help them lose weight, stop fucking feeding them and they'll lose weight how about that for an idea?
Its this kind of bad parenting that turns countries stupid, Mrs McCreaddie, don't buy so much shitty food and put a lock on yer fridge door, I suspect little Connor will whine like a bitch but he'll shed the pounds.
Maybe he is better off in protective custody, would you want to be around him when hes hungry?
If things don't improve he'll die by the age of 30.
Here is Connor McCreaddie an 8-year-old boy who weighs 218 pounds, the authorities are investigating whether or not his parents are guilty of child abuse. As well as missing doctor appointments they allow him to eat every 20 minutes, the mother sort of shrugs and says if he doesn't get enough food he goes and steals it from the cupboard. I think the parents are guilty of being stupid.
The doctors are looking for some medical reason why Connor would be a big fat fucker, if they wanted my medical opinion I'd say because he is allowed to eat too much but what do I know?
It reminds me of the Yanks with their foo foo dogs that are brought to dog nutritionists to help them lose weight, stop fucking feeding them and they'll lose weight how about that for an idea?
Its this kind of bad parenting that turns countries stupid, Mrs McCreaddie, don't buy so much shitty food and put a lock on yer fridge door, I suspect little Connor will whine like a bitch but he'll shed the pounds.
Maybe he is better off in protective custody, would you want to be around him when hes hungry?
If things don't improve he'll die by the age of 30.
A fat fucker, the way to do it is get fat when you're older so you only have yer self to blame so you can wallow in yer own gravy, "nobody loves me because I'm fat, the only thing that makes me feel better is donuts".................... future winner of the Darwin award I'm sure.
We here at old Bitter Balls fully realise that around 85% of our readers are American, if we have offended any members of that fine nation then we .............. A. have done our job well B. have no real opinion C. will slag you off till the cows cum home and still expect you to defend us from the nazis.
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Canada is the donut capital of the world.
Chew on that.
Where is his ma from?
I heard a 2-second sound byte from her on the news and couldn't place her accent.
probably a geordi accent, she has been allowed to keep the blimp by the courts.
I live in America and can only agree. People here are too damn fat. I work my arse off so I stay in shape so I guess I get a little offended as those who live at the McDonald's and then want to cry about 'fat acceptance.'
But it's one thing to stuff food in your own mouth, but to consign a kid to a lifetime of misery and poor health because you're too damn lazy to make sure the kid eats something healthy once in awhile is inexcusable.
I remember a news story here a few years back about a 12 year old girl who had a heart attack and died because she was so obese. I think she weighed over 300 lbs. I do think they prosecuted the mother but I don't recall the outcome. Some bleeding-heart liberal judge probably let her off saying she'd 'suffered enough' due to the loss of her child.
The mother of this poor wee fellow blamed the local social services for not doing enough to keep her boy thin.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got blamed too.
Can you imagine the size of that kid's turds?
I vote for (A) and (C).
Pretty soon, all the Yanks will be so fat that Kim Il Sung will be able to just march in and push the fuckers over. They'll never be able to get back up again.
Or even Kim Jong Il …
Sorry, my brain's wandering. I ate an American last night and it's not exactly brain food.
SQT, The US legal system is a joke with it's crying judges, I've seen so many bad parents that are continuing the cycle of apathy with their own kids.
Eddie, I never thought about it until you mentioned it, you cunt.
Thankgod for that I thought they had brought that bastard back.
when I was a snapper one of the pass times was to stick a straw up the arse of a frog and blow till they blew However. I wonder if you stuck a straw up fat peoples arse and sucked till you were blue in the face or gassed yourself into unconsciousness would it help reduce weight.
it's a sad day for America when we are known only as being fat and lazy. But hey, it was bound to happen. If you give strawberries to pigs they will eat them then expect them all the time.
My, my. Such generalizations, Mr. Knudson. And Dive--you ate an American and it isn't exactly brain food? Tisk Tisk to you both.
I saw this story on the news last night and was surprised to hear the kid and his moron for a mother were British and not from West Virginia. And to anyone from West Virginia, I am terribly sorry for the generalization.
It is the American way, blame everyone else. It started with the old lady who sued McDonalds for burning her twat and evidently for also being a moron. What, she didn't realize when she ordered coffee, not iced coffee mind ya, that it would be HOT! The Dumbing Down of America has so many facets they couldn't possibly be covered here. Although I may have just given fuel to the enemy. Huh Old BB!
Grumpy old man, don't speak with yer mouth full, indeed if you look at victorian clothes even the skinny people now are fat.
I just thought I'd point out in an ironic, detached, post-modernist way that 'Connor McCreadie' sounds Irish.
Point taken OBB.
Mr Eater nope, I don't know what yer getting at.
dear prudence oh crap, I had a point?
Connor McCreaddie has a genetic syndrome which causes him to be both abnormally tall as well as abnormally heavy. If you pay attention to his statistics stated in the story, you might notice that as well as being heavy, he is nearly a foot taller than an average child his age. There are plenty of diets that can cause someone to be overweight. There is no diet in the world that can cause a child to grow a foot taller than normal by age eight.
How do I know that he has a genetic disorder and is not just a glutton? I have a child that is just a few months younger than him that could be his twin. Other than hair color, they look identical. He was born right at average length and weight, but by his two month check-up he was off the charts and has stayed that way.
After taking him to numerous doctors who had no idea what was wrong with him, we finally ended up at the genetics department of Children's Hospital of San Diego. The doctor ran many tests and concluded that he has a genetic disorder. Unfortunately, it is not a common enough disorder to have been named or studied, much less a cure or treatment to have been found.
His mother and I been have been married and together all of his life, and have worked constantly on his weight issues all of his life to no avail.
I cannot speak for Connor but my son has mild Autism and it is very difficult to change his habits. We have been working very hard to add foods to his diet, but have had very little success. He does dislike new foods, he is afraid of them.
If you will notice from the story, Connor does not eat large amounts of sweets and treats, but large amounts of meats. This is not something that a self indulgent glutton does. His mother also states that he is constantly hungry. Again, this is not consistant with the glutton. Gluttons eat when they are bored or anxious, not when they are hungry. (This has been shown in scientific studies.) There are gluttons around who are overweight because of personal habits, but if you look carefully, Connor does not seem to be among them.
Scincerely,
Scintor@aol.com
Thankyou for yer post and that theory about Connor, maybe if the mother kept her appointments they might find out what is wrong with him. I don't think I read how tall he was but she does have another kid and they aren't mentioned so maybe there is something to it. It wasn't just the fact that the kid is a big fat fucker which is highly humourous as long as its not yer kid but also the attitude of the mother I found annoying, ah well perhaps we'll find out later if there is any medical reason for him to be a lard arse but I don't have much faith in the medical community so good luck to the lad.
Scintor
That's rough.
I do have sympathy for your situation and I know there are people out there struggling with similar problems.
We do have a problem here in America though with obesity. So it's tough not to automatically assume that most overweight kids are simply living on fast-food since it is all too common. I can't imagine the judgements you must face.
On a side note I myself have had 2 children with eating problems, the doctors assume you're stupid and talk doon to you so with a problem they know nothing about it can be an uphill battle, my kids didn't eat rather than ate too much. Thankyou for creating a profile in order to get yer own experiences out there.
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