Prince Harry (or Harry pot head as the press called him) will save the day.
News just in from Iran, "go fuck yourselves, yer sanctions only tickle us we'll get the nuke if we want to, come and have a go if ya think yer hard enough".
Iran being one of the middle eastern countries full of crazy fuckers (but the weemen are beautiful) are going ahead with their nuclear program against UN wishes. Thousands of students protested against the west yadda yadda and have promised themselves as potential suicide bombers I've just posted that the Arabs can't shoot for shit hence the bombs.
I really don't mind students blowing themselves in general especially the law students who are always big mouthed wankers that cause trouble, go ahead sand savage make my day.
Update from the pub last night, this gurls tits just about fell out during a game of Snooker. Old Knudsen was then able to chalk the end of his erect penis and do his very funny party piece, well I thought it was funny.
I reported on the UK having done a good job are pulling out of their region in southern Iraq, now they are going to send in Prince Harry. Do not fear my camel shagging friends, one royal prince is worth 4000 common soldiers.
I don't like Harry, no not just because hes a ginger, but hes also a twat, he has that ruddy complexion and you can just imagine him dressing doon a servant because the inbreed fucker thinks hes better than them.
Hes in a tank he'll be pretty safe, I'm sure they'll make him out to be a hero but taking out the troops before you send him in? what a tasty target he will be for all and sundry.
Dick Cheney is in Australia to thank them for sending extra troops to Iraq and Afghanistan, its called flirting, hes gone there to make Britain jealous. Cheney was met by people protesting about something, probably the shooting of Quail, don't worry the Quayles are lifelong friends of his.
Quails/Quayle ? potato potatoe.
What about the judge in the Anna Nicole trial? as the body lay downstairs rotting away the judge was blubbering (as a BBC reporter put it) and telling his life story, it was clear that the reporter telling about the trial wanted to shake this hormonal judge and tell him to "snap out of it" , I request a mistrial on the grounds of the judge being a big gurls' blouse.
Iran being one of the middle eastern countries full of crazy fuckers (but the weemen are beautiful) are going ahead with their nuclear program against UN wishes. Thousands of students protested against the west yadda yadda and have promised themselves as potential suicide bombers I've just posted that the Arabs can't shoot for shit hence the bombs.
I really don't mind students blowing themselves in general especially the law students who are always big mouthed wankers that cause trouble, go ahead sand savage make my day.
Update from the pub last night, this gurls tits just about fell out during a game of Snooker. Old Knudsen was then able to chalk the end of his erect penis and do his very funny party piece, well I thought it was funny.I reported on the UK having done a good job are pulling out of their region in southern Iraq, now they are going to send in Prince Harry. Do not fear my camel shagging friends, one royal prince is worth 4000 common soldiers.
I don't like Harry, no not just because hes a ginger, but hes also a twat, he has that ruddy complexion and you can just imagine him dressing doon a servant because the inbreed fucker thinks hes better than them.
Hes in a tank he'll be pretty safe, I'm sure they'll make him out to be a hero but taking out the troops before you send him in? what a tasty target he will be for all and sundry.
Dick Cheney is in Australia to thank them for sending extra troops to Iraq and Afghanistan, its called flirting, hes gone there to make Britain jealous. Cheney was met by people protesting about something, probably the shooting of Quail, don't worry the Quayles are lifelong friends of his.
Quails/Quayle ? potato potatoe.What about the judge in the Anna Nicole trial? as the body lay downstairs rotting away the judge was blubbering (as a BBC reporter put it) and telling his life story, it was clear that the reporter telling about the trial wanted to shake this hormonal judge and tell him to "snap out of it" , I request a mistrial on the grounds of the judge being a big gurls' blouse.
6 comments:
For once I saw something on the news BEFORE seeing it here. I just saw the coverage of the Anna Nicole body hearing--the judge was completely out of control. Weird.
I've never seen anything like it. A crying judge. I'm not laughing - I'm worried.
robyn I suspect his judgement is impaired,he'll have a chat show before the year is out
rich only in America.
I heard he was calling recess so he could have his hair and make-up checked.
hes bald as a coot whatever that is so its anti-shine powder.
For fuck sake he's an x taxi driver- an existentialis- friend of Martin Scorsese, and when you've been down there among the dregs you've got to be wishing you were one of the contenders for the inheritence: who wouldn't cry?
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