Who Was Andreas Lubitz?

The Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz who crashed the airplane he was piloting killing all 150 people on board was sure a confusing wee man. 

If you look at the pictures of him you'll see a bright young man with a cute smile and receding hairline .... a slight were-piggy nose but an almost baby like face you can trust.

 Mr Evil himself

Like a younger Karl Rove. So appearances can be deceptive. Lubitz was a selfish prick. The fact that he meant to kill himself and 149 other people shows that clearly.

What have we heard about him so far? He was being treated for mental illness, probably depression, his eyesight was getting worse and his girlfriend was pregnant and there was trouble in that relationship.

It seems that Lubitz was controlling and had a volatile temper then there was the stewardess he was banging on the side.
He also just found out he could face a big pay cut and that there would be changes to his company pension.
Pilots have to do job training in some companies and become a flight attendant for a while, during this time he was nicknamed  "Tomato Andy” which is a German term for repressed homosexuals so there was probably some form of bullying going on.

All very sordid and sounds like a life spiraling out of control... well to him anyways, certainly not worth killing yourself over but depression can convince you that it is.


Captain Patrick Sondheimer had missed going to the restroom before taking off, he mentioned this to Lubitz. Once the take off had cleared Lubitz calmly suggested that he could go to the bathroom at any time now.
When Sondheimer left the cock pit Lubitz locked the door and started an 8 minute decent into the French Alps. The captain can be heard on the flight recorder telling him to open the door and then to pull up, since 9/11 cock pit doors have been reinforced so he wasn't able to break in.

Lubitz was calm and didn't make any maybe calls so we know he did this on purpose, to me it sounds like he had a superiority complex and thought he deserved to be treated better and should have been given more money .... maybe he should have but with low cost air travel you'll get low cost pilots.

Plenty of people have depression and other troubles and don't kill 149 people so this is another matter of anyone can do anything at anytime. Some use guns some use knives, cars and planes for killing sprees, it's gonna happen now and again, people are fucked up. 
 

A German fitness fanatic who liked Audis .... the perfect ingredients for a self-entitled tosser.

He told his bit on the side that he'd do something that everyone would remember. Now he's made it onto Wikipedia so yeah, he's immortal, just like Hitler and Ted Bundy .... still a total prick though.  


  

You Won't Catch Swine Flu By Eating Bacon You Fucking Moron

This post is dedicated to Donn. Long may the memory of him live on in the hearts and minds of our children.


A type of flu that has pig, bird and human DNA may be out and about mostly killing off Mexicans. Since I doubt many Mexicans read my blog I can be safe in saying without losing any readers tough shit I don't know you.

Only a dirty Mexican would think about fucking a bird or a pig or a pig when they have the flu.

How dare they come up here looking for a better life working in demeaning jobs with poor safety regulations for shit pay, hold on a minute that sounds too much like the army.


*Anyway I'm still eating my eggs, bacon and any census takers,* I eat them with some Heinz baked beans and a nice bottle of beat the wife.

Pigs , chickens and cows are amazing animals and its an insult to God not to eat them, thats how I validate my Protestant Voodoo religion and condemn the rest.

I didn't catch The Spanish flu in 1918 mainly because I was in the tunnels under France fighting what is now known as The secret battles of World war one , The Hun had bred albino soldiers who had great night vision and as everyone knows there is a labyrinth of caves and tunnels under Europe and the northern part of Africa. Huge they are. Me and Knudsen's Badgers as our unit was called fought on until 1920, finally after running out of rations and ammo we gave them a jolly stern talking too and they sloped off back to Germany. Bullies are cowards at heart or so everyone that hasn't been bullied says.

I got decorated for my actions, mainly with tinsel and glitter it was fabulous!

Old Knudsen's tips on avoiding the flu as yer silly vaccinations won't help you with this one:

1) Cover whole body in cling film breathing through a straw blocked up with cotton wool.

3) Kill and burn anyone you see coughing.

4) Have sex with old Scottish bloggers with caps.

5) Avoid hospitals, aeroplanes and Catholic Chapels.

If you can only do one of these then make it the most important one apart from number 4 . Number 2 will undoubtedly save yer life and is quite easy to do. DO IT NOW!


I am trying to get published in the world of scientific academia and am currently working on a feces about how obviously all diseases cum from Germany as it has the word germ in it and if you say it fast you can call it Germy and the people who live there Germ-mans. Germ any?

I may soon be asked to go to Helsinki, Sweden to collect a noble piece prize. Fingers crossed folks.

What if you have sex with someone who had sex with someone that ate bacon? will you still get it?

When you have sex with someone you are having sex with everyone they have had sex with and many of those may have had intimate contact with swine, pigs and real boars .


What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.


*While Old Knudsen knows you can't catch the flu from playing with yer food he wants to assure the people that eggs, bacon and people are safe to consume.*


Latest OBB News Up-Dates

National Piss Off A German Day.

1) What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

Only the first one can make you smile.

2) Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?

The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

3) Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?

Germans like to march in the shade.

4) What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?

A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

Now whatever you do don't mention the war.

Its Groundhog Day.......Again.

Scary big cunts those beavers.

Formerly a Celtic ritual then taken by the Romans and called hedgehog day and then given a ghey name by the Christians ,Candlemas .
Started in America about 1841 in Pennsylvania on February 2nd according to the Germans the Groundhog which is a large fat rat thing looks out from it's den or pad and if it sees it's own shadow or a hungry German with an erection it pops back in for another 6 weeks for a nap, sort of like a snooze button, if its cloudy he comes out and the weather will be moderate
People know me as an animal lover and righter of injustices and so on, those poor wee fat rats, for years they are kept in a box only to be shown the light of day once a year or when a big German wants to prove himself.
Free Dunkirk Dave ,Punxsutawney Phil and Buckeye Chuck, free the groundhog three, are they related to Beaver? then I could shout "free the beaver".


Groundhog day is one of my favourites films.