Jim Wells Is A Liar

Remember at the end of April the then Health minister of Northern Ireland, DUP politician Jim Wells resigned? Well I did a post on it  so you should remember ... what do you mean you don't read my boring Northern Ireland posts? Well I don't either.

He said that children brought up in a homosexual relationship are more likely to be abused or neglected. Where did he get these facts from?

Ghey marriage causes straight couples to get divorced. Ian Paisley jr didn't just make that up you know.

After that he then went door to door for votes and ended up harassing a lesbian couple saying that his party doesn't believe in their lifestyle. The funny thing was that they were DUP voters until he showed up. 

Politicians on the mainland even slagged him off for his homophobic views so he resigned saying that he was leaving to take care of his wife who was recovering from two strokes. 

It took him 2 months to come up with a come back plan. His sick wife can be used as a back up excuse but now he's saying that he never said those words that stated as fact homosexual couples are more likely to abuse or neglect their children. The tape has been doctored he says .... yes a secret organisation probably reptilian in nature went to all the trouble to doctor the tape because he is what stands in their way to enslave the world. 

The DUP are small potatoes, no one cares. They are like bargain basement politicians who refer to the Bible on matters rather than do what's right or form their own opinions.    

He is denying everything and stating how he is now out to clear his name. The only problem with this plan is that he actually DID says those words. Even if they were taken out of context he still said the words. 

Unless he said before the clip, "If I was a bigoted homophobe I'd say that, it's a fact that children raised by a homosexual couple are more likely to be abused or neglected"    

This was the same man telling the leezers that their lifestyle was wrong. This is the guy who said that if a woman got pregnant after getting raped, the fetus is the ultimate victim so she should have the baby. Abortion only for medical emergencies .... rape is not an emergency. 

Yeah Wells you did say it, you said it all. Just because you want to return to work because there are no jobs out there in the real world for someone with yer lack of experience and qualifications .... yeah other jobs don't just put you in charge of shit because yer friends with a guy you go to yer Young Creationist church with. 

The DUP have demonstrated over the decades that they are anti-ghey, not just anti-same sex marriage but they want to make being ghey illegal as it was in the early 80's. They are as anti-ghey as the Orange Order are anti-Catholic and of course many DUP members are in the Orange Order. 

After fighting to stop ghey couples from adopting children the DUP is still using tax payer money to fight a legal battle to prevent ghey men from donating blood. 

I believe that Wells said the words, not just because there is indisputable proof but because he's a cunt and very likely to say it. It shows you what fine Christians they are every time they deny any wrong doing. Luckily Jesus died for all their sins so lets sin away and lie and not let his death be in vain.  

 

 

 

A Message Of Hate Not Hope This Christmas

Pastor Steven Anderson has a special Christmas message for you. If we executed all the gheys we could be "Aids free by Christmas" .... no mention of all the straight people with aids but something tells me he isn't so concerned about aids as much as he is concerned with where other men put their penis'. 

"Anybody who's a homo or bi - it's all the same category - sodomite is what the Bible would call them".

Old Knudsen is not a Bible expert but he's pretty sure they were called sodmites because they came from the city of Sodom, they just happened to do stuff that those who wrote the Bible didn't like. 
 
The term sodomy used today means anal sex or in some countries can also suggest bestiality too. The slang insult sod off comes from it as well. 

People being ghey or having aids has never really spoiled my general dislike of Christmas, it's a terrible disease but scientists say the death toll and infection rate has dropped and eventually aids will become a lot less deadly. At this time of year I tend to think more about turkey than about gheys to be honest. Though Anderson seems to think about them a lot. 

What kind of loving God would condemn hot lesbians? I think Pastor Anderson needs to go deliberate some more. 
In his sermon called, 'Aids: The Judgement of God' he tells people to turn to Leviticus 20:13, "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, even both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

Where is his Faithful Word Baptist Church anyways? Why in Tempe, Arizona of course. Arizona which is one of the Hellmouth states has 93% more hate and crazy than normal states. Florida and Texas often have a hard time completing.

 I liked Pastor Anderson better in Lost.

 "And that, my friend, is the cure for Aids. It was right there in the Bible all along - and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable - right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant."

All Christians are not hypocritical pedos I'm sure and I bet he doesn't speak for them all. Like Muslim radicals you mainly only hear the crazy ones. The Pope gives lip service to a toleration of queers though he is and always will be against ghey marriage ... it just isn't Christian and children can't be raised to be good people by gheys, they have to have a male father and a female mother ....  like wot Hitler and Ted bundy had.

Old Knudsen supports ghey marriage because why should the gheys get away with not being made miserable like all the other married couples? it just isn't fair. That'll teach them for being smug with their disposable incomes and superior fashion sense.

 You don't understand, we have to go back to the island!

His congregation may have laughed like the sinners they are so Anderson went on to quote statistics that he claimed proved that contracting HIV was directly related to being homo. Yes 96% of people getting blood transfusions are homos, even the children! 

He mentioned that no queers were allowed in his church. What if Jesus returned and was ghey? You believe he was white so being ghey shouldn't be too difficult of a stretch considering his alternative bachelor lifestyle back in the old cuntry. 

Anderson made the headlines in 2009 when he said he prayed that Obama would die and go to Hell. This Christian pastor is a bit total cunt, a lot like the DUP Creationists of Northern Ireland. They preach and support hate and then condemn Muslim clerics who do the exact same just under a different name.

If my son came home one day and said, "Dad, I'm a Homosapien" I'd kick him out the door!

With his wife Zsuzsa, I bet their sex life is amazing. 

He says also said that weemen who take birth control pills are hoors. It probably says that in the Bible somewhere. 

No my friend, the only weemen who are hoors are the ones that refuse to sleep with Old Knudsen ... they are obviously leezers too. 

So he doesn't like gheys, he doesn't like weemen, he hates equality, he doesn't like half naked people enjoying a swimming pool and will go elsewhere rather than see it, especially his own wife who uses the swimming pool fully clothed. 

Put some clothes on Zsuzsa and hide yer shameful elbows! 

Just look at that sinner with his shameful firm, muscular body, if you look closely you can see the outline of his hard throbbing manhood .... disgusting! No wifey I'm not done judging the sinners though maybe I'll show you what a real man is like, from behind of course as eye contact during sex is Satan's seduction, quickly Zsuzsa, while this image of disgusting well toned sin is still fresh in my mind.  

I reckon he protests too much. His issues seem pretty straight forward.

   

Like many Christians he believes he is something special, maybe he isn't that bad I mean he says the Nicolas Cage movie Left Behind is poison ... oh, not because it's a shite movie but because the version of what he believes is different so therefore anyone else are wrong.
Oh and you should buy the rapture movie he helped make, 'After the Tribulation' no agenda, he just wants the um truth .... and royalties.  

Old Knudsen quit being wrong years ago but it's nice to see that others still do it, and make money out of it.

"I am on a mission to educate people about the pre-tribulation rapture because it is a position that is based upon ignorance, and I just believe that if people would see the scriptures and see the facts, it would not be hard for them to come to the conclusion that the rapture definitely comes AFTER THE TRIBULATION."

You can't use the words the scriptures and facts in the same sentence you fool and anyone who uses Biblical scriptures to prove a point are really failing at the whole critical thinking bit. So Anderson is outspoken (which gets him attention) and has a blog on which he tries to sell his movie on.

If you can't see that he's a bigoted, hateful attention seeking hypocrite then you must be one too.

Don't fall for his hype or his hate filled lies as he'll take you doon with him.   

Ulster Is So Ghey

At a round'a'bout in Newtownabbey there is a big white pointy phalis pointing to the sky. I have always marveled at Northern Ireland's subconscious phallobilia but now it cannot be ignored. 

For the bicycle race, Giro D'Italia, things are being painted pink in it's honour. Why do I have to be painted pink ...... because yer a faggot ~ Reservoir Dags.

So the big white penis substitute will now be pink. Oh and it's slightly tilted, a bit like Bill Clinton's cock.    
I would say that the men of Northern Ireland are so confident in their sexuality that they are able to do this .... except for how they treat weemen and gheys, and also how they want to ride their mammys and live with them forever.

Old Knudsen's Ma is premo BTW. 

Nope, the men of Ulster are so firmly in the closet that their nearest shops are in Narnia.  They'll deny it of course, that's one of the telltale signs.  Soon they'll be making giant bonfires, bigger than yers in order to prove their manhood to each other.  

Ach it's all so angry and ghey.
  
 

Not Very Smart

 

Smart cars look so ghey, which is no doubt why the craze of tipping them has taken off in San Francisco of all places . Up to 8 hooded youths were seen tipping over one car with at least 3 getting done around the city in one night.

Americans like tipping things, it's written in their constitution "Every man shall have the right to pursue happiness like tipping shit and having guns of any size and caliber with no record of owning them an thing and shall be free unless the government wants to spy on them" very inspiring words.

Americans are a strange people and like to tip things like cows, ancient free standing rocks and old people.

 A tipping crowd gathers around Stephen Hawking.

In the 90's there was a craze to tip famous people in wheel chairs, Stephen Hawking used to get very irate but his mechanical swearing only amused the crowds more. "Fuck off you cunt knockers or I shall create a wormhole and end your pathetic existence." ..... did ya read that in a mechanical voice?

Obama indulging in the old ice cubes doon yer back prank.

The craze for tipping Smart cars goes back to 2005 when in the Netherlands some rascals would tip them into canals ..... how funny can you get? Yer trying to get ahead in life and so got a small car that takes up less fuel and someone dumps it into a canal hahahaha, see the funny side ya smug little car fuckers.

At least in SF they only scratch yer lights and fuck up yer paint hahaha! 

Environmentally friendly gangstas keeping it real.

It used to be that people would get amusement from lifting VW bugs and placing them somewhere else but now a more ridiculous and smaller car is the brunt of the pranks. Fuck yer insurance! Why aren't people keying Audi's and BMW's? leave the small cheap cars alone ya dicks. 

When Old Knudsen sees a Smart car he does two things, he says, "well that doesn't look very intelligent" and he sings circus clown music. 

Eight people to lift a Smart car .... pah! No wonder some students have cum up with an exoskeleton arm that can lift heavy weights, now the average wimp can be as strong as Old Knudsen. Now listen youths of America and elsewhere, respect other people's property or I'll find ya and I will cut you. 

  

Killing Children Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

If Christians didn't molest children and dictate the sex lives of straight and ghey people openly condemning all, then Old Knudsen wouldn't have a problem with them. If they actually followed the teachings of Christ then all would be well and it would be a nicer world.

Old Knudsen doesn't thrust his old religion beliefs at you. He may judge you but ya fucking well deserve it.
He may remind you of the pagan history the Christians stole but he doesn't get into his craft as well ... you can't handle the truth.

Get real, life and death is a part of our existence and not everyone can live . I would rather die than live an unwanted life in a resentful family with daily abuse or alone at the mercy of pedos in some institution... that is not living.
When an unwanted child is kept by the mother then that destroys two lives.

  

Children need to be protected and until we can do that for all of those not born to a loving stable parent then we need abortion. Look around the world at the children living on the streets we can't even look after the ones we have right now. 

  

  

Some people should be killed at birth or at least not allowed to breed . 

Should these people be having children? if you are for abortion (anti-choice) then you must think that they should be allowed to breed right?  Guess what their kids will turn out like.  

 

 Parents handing the hate down to their children so they can be just like them. Stupid and angry.

What if the fetus was ghey, who you fight for it's rights then? Being against ghey marriage and abortion is something the right wing Catholics and Protestants can agree on ... so Christian ... not!

It really really pisses Old Knudsen off when Christian black people discriminate against gheys. They should know better what it feels like to be discriminated against but they go on to do it, just like the Jews in Israel. 

Not much positivity comes out of Christianity, just lots of don't do this you are sinful and wrong. 

If you don't want an abortion then don't have one, if you don't want to marry someone of the same sex then don't.

 

  

You Are A Sinful Wretch ... So You Are

What if God was one of us? ...... he'd probably be Ian Paisley and sex, nakedness and sharing yer feelings are sinful!

Question Time Is So Ghey

 

Ian Paisley Jr's reply when asked why he was so threatened by ghey marriage. He was also sitting beside a ghey man who wasn't intimidated by him .   

Preparing another one of his well thought out witty come backs. 

The Gheys Say It's So Ghey

David Ford Hates Fags

David Ford the leader of the Alliance party has been saying how difficult it has been balancing his party’s support for same sex marriage with his Presbyterian beliefs.

We just had the second vote in Northern Ireland for ghey marriage which failed, Mr Ford abstained from voting on it. He has also voluntarily stepped aside as an elder in his Presbyterian Church until it's safe to resume as many of his Christian congregation don't like faggots either.

The BBC and the Belfast Telegraph have mentioned how he has compared the debate over gay marriage to the civil rights campaign in Northern Ireland 50 years ago. The part they both leave out is him saying that ghey marriage is not to God's standard .... They don't want Alliance to look bad. 

Yer in government not the church, get yer head out of yer hole. If you can't do the job then find someone that can.
It's a matter of equality not what yer imaginary friend thinks. Old Knudsen is sick of politicians ignoring facts and what the people want but instead choose to read the Bible for advice.

You have said by yer actions that gheys are not equal. Do you hear that? that sound would be you loosing all the support you've recently gained from the flag protests. The people were believing in you but now you look like any other hypocritical political party of squabblers with an agenda.  

Stop sucking up to the middle class voters and do yer fucking job.     

The Real Loyalist Culture

The Loyalists of Northern Ireland like most sheeple tend to believe what they want to and ignore any pesky facts. The question, "How can you be a Loyalist if you go against the wishes of the Queen?" tends to remain unanswered.
When asked about the culture they keep banging on about what you get are a repeating of words they have heard somewhere else, it's our culture, it's our heritage, stripping away our British identity, our culture, our heritage.

Loyalist culture is this: Drinking while watching parades, drinking while watching a bonfire, drinking while watching the kids you've directed throw rocks at the police, drinking while you slap yer wife around, drinking while you fondle yer kids, drinking while you mouth off about Catholics, drinking while a crowd of you go looking for a single Catholic to beat up, drinking while on the computer complaining about armchair warriors not turning up for protests and of course drinking while you masturbate thinking about flags ... thats why Gog gave us two hands. 

A culture based on getting so drunk you can't stand, hatred and oppressing Fenians. Now that the DUP is losing the firm grip they had on being the main voice in power and forcing their will on others, the Loyalists are worried the Catholics will become so powerful that they will treat them as shitty as they have been treated over the years.... they are afraid.

They may complain until they are red white and blue in the face about being British and how their heritage is under threat from the Irish Republicans but soon they show their real agenda of bigotry as they call for the death of all taigs and how they are all scum.  

A frightened poorly educated people who ain't too smart.

Loyalists who are all for God, Queen, Ulster and flags do not treat anything they value with respect but if you threaten any of them then they become uber patriots for as long as it suits them. A lie they cannot maintain for long. The only convictions they have are prison convictions.

Here are just some of the flags they claim love and respect.         

All touts out! For those who speak English a tout is an informer or just someone who calls the police on the hoods. A pretty pointless statement, might as well paint 'Just say no.' 

Flags put up to mark territory and to intimidate. Put up and left to rot, hardly proper flag etiquette and certainly not respectful.
The Queen has stated through the college of arms that she wants the Union flag to only fly on designated days so when it is flown it will mean something and be more special, such as the Queen's birthday. Flying all the time people just don't pay attention and might not even know it's a royal day.
Shame on you Loyalists! If the Queen saw the state in which you leave her flag, she would not be amused. Yet Loyalists who claim to be loyal to the crown are happy to let her flag rot.... it's actions that count, not your lying words. 

Hate Mail Yay!

So Old Knudsen defender of whatever needs defending saw this AOL story on Facebook about how the gheys couldn't get 700,000 signatures to get ghey marriage out in the voting booths again in Callyfornia. Remember when prop 8 in 2008 decided that, " Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."?

Support for prop 8 was heavily funded by the Mormon church/fad and many black voters also backed prop 8 swaying the vote against ghey marriage. So much for civil rights, MLK jnr ya failed.
This is the first I've heard about the petition and I firmly believe that all you meat sacks should have equality and even if I don't like you I shall fight for yer rights...... Of course pedos, Nazis, murderers and rapists should be destroyed, there are enough fucktards making trouble without that lot and they have given up their rights by their actions in my opinion.

So I got my first bit of Facebook hate mail from a Thomas Patrick who is a Colonel Sanders looking fucker holding a foo foo dog. He Joined Congrats America, Communists now Control Congress group and is a fan of The Colorado PT Cruiser Club and Moments in Bible Prophecy, a real deep thinker type.

The comments in the AOL post turned religious even though it was about a civil matter and knowing me I turned on me charm as usual, I did use the old 'Judge not, that ye be not judged' gem.
After I had judged they were all mongs of course and said so for taking the Bible literally.

My Facebook hate mail message was:

Mr when you wake up burning in hell, you will be a believer then. Sad to be such an unbeliever.

Old Knudsen believes in many Gogs so he has totally misjudged me. For Old Knudsen hell is other people and still being in America, yes I shall burn this summer.


My not well thought out reply was:


I believe, I believe yer a prick who will wake up in Heaven with a pedo priest wiping his knob on yer coat.


In Argentina 1965 Adolf Hitler begged for Gog's forgiveness and pished himself as he looked doon the barrel of my 1911 .45 cal pistol from the business end of it so he'll be up in Heaven too, what a flawed system it is.