Showing posts with label ghey pride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ghey pride. Show all posts

Friday, 19 June 2015

Old Knudsen Reviews Sense8


Sense8 from the makers of the Matrix. A TV show on Netflix which is cool for so many reasons. The basic story is 8 people who all find they are connected or linked telepathically. All born on the same day in different parts of the world. There has always been their kind on Earth but are they a mutation or the way that humans are supposed to be? If we were all linked we wouldn't be so quick to kill each other.

Each episode visits each character who has their own little story and they come to terms with seeing the strangers in their minds who they sort of know and yet don't. They are able to take advantage of each other's skills as they merge consciousness at random moments or during times of immense stress or need.     

 Daryl Hannah and Sayid from Lost are in it a tiny amount. Does he only play one kind of character? 

Left to right Will a Chicago cop, Nomi who used to be Michael, Sun who is part Jacki Chan, Capheus who drives a bus in Kenya, Wolfgang a German criminal, Kala a chick in India, Lito a macho movie star in Mexico and Riley a hot DJ chick from Iceland. 


It surprised me which I am not used to with TV shows. Freema Agyeman from Dr Who (the David Tennant years) had gone to the gym, used a fake American accent and was fucking the brains out of Nomi with a rainbow coloured strap on ..... Not something Game of thrones has done yet. 


Agyeman tosses said strap on to the floor with a thud and for a split second you can see fanny batter all over it. Watching the leezers kiss at every opportunity was kinda bleh, the ones I liked were.  


The male ghey couple. The macho movie star Lito who was in the closet while staring in action movies as a heart throb for the ladies. He and his boyfriend Hernando are found out by fag hag Daniela who has a dangerous stalker exboyfriend that thinks that Lito is the competition. 


I thought Lito was very well played by Miguel Ángel Silvestre a Spanish actor. He had to play a wide range of emotions and be different in each setting. He does comedy well too.


Wolfgang the German criminal was so so ... until he went out to exact revenge upon his crime boss uncle and cousin. So many movies has the bad guy getting away after a shoot out, Wolfgang instantly earned my respect when he went to the boot and pulled out an RPG ... German planning, ya gotta love it. 

 

Sometimes Sun would jump into the body of Capheus if he needed some extreme fighting skills or if they needed a liar then Lito the actor would appear. 


Other times they'd jump into all the bodies and share consciousness. Will to Lito, "Hey I know you" ... "Yes we had sex."   

Even with what I've written in this post there are many other surprises, it's an interesting show that visits all over the world with a finale in Iceland even though most characters never leave their home countries.  Will it have a second season? It is set up to either continue or not, a second season would have to be very well thought out. A show like this doesn't usually make it to season two but crap like Gotham or Two and a half men do. 
It's made by Andy and Lana Wachowski who made the Matrix movies and J. Michael Straczynski who achieved god status with the geeks when Babylon 5 was relevant helped to write it.

Beautiful Iceland .... not so beautiful when yer out in the cold though. 

The theme that runs through it is that you sometimes have to fight to be yourself as others and life in general often tries to restrict you and make you into something you don't want to be but feel duty bound to be it. 
Peace and happiness only comes when you say "enough" and be who you are, even if it puts your movie career in jeopardy or upsets your family.


Thursday, 24 April 2014

Ulster Is So Ghey

At a round'a'bout in Newtownabbey there is a big white pointy phalis pointing to the sky. I have always marveled at Northern Ireland's subconscious phallobilia but now it cannot be ignored. 

For the bicycle race, Giro D'Italia, things are being painted pink in it's honour. Why do I have to be painted pink ...... because yer a faggot ~ Reservoir Dags.

So the big white penis substitute will now be pink. Oh and it's slightly tilted, a bit like Bill Clinton's cock.    
I would say that the men of Northern Ireland are so confident in their sexuality that they are able to do this .... except for how they treat weemen and gheys, and also how they want to ride their mammys and live with them forever.

Old Knudsen's Ma is premo BTW. 


Nope, the men of Ulster are so firmly in the closet that their nearest shops are in Narnia.  They'll deny it of course, that's one of the telltale signs.  Soon they'll be making giant bonfires, bigger than yers in order to prove their manhood to each other.  

Ach it's all so angry and ghey.
  
 

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Ulster Day Is So Ghey

The one with the ring has to be an ugly woman. Our weemen can pass as men 97% of the time. 
Yet another loyalist parade in Belfast this weekend. Glasgow limits the amount of city centre parades that are allowed hint hint @Belfast.
On Saturday a UVF parade to mark both the centenary of the UVF and 101st anniversary of the signing of the Ulster Covenant.

Ulster day on Saturday is for those brave Irish men who rebelled against the tryranical English King .... John who wanted evil monkey overlords from Dublin to rule Ulster.

When they had no English to kill they joined up for WWI to kill Germans instead. They joined the 36th cannon fodder regiment and did their job well.

They died in Flanders fields .... or nearby, as many other better less bitter men and weemen had.

Remember folks, it's not connected to the modern day UVF or the even the EDL .

Nope, no connection at all.

Even if UVF gang member criminal guys lay a wreath, make a speech and then run away into the crowd it doesn't mean that there is any connection or that the modern terrorist UVF run the so-called historical farce shit.

Remember when the Somme was about brave Irishmen fighting Germans with crazy cunt Englishmen using them as fodder? now their memory has been cheapened by these modern UVF cunts so when I think Somme I think modern UVF cunts.

The original UVF men had sided with Kaiser Bill and had gotten weapons from Germany to fight the English.
When Lord Kitchener called the UVF traitors and Hun lovers they joined up to erase their shame. Little did they know that it was a ploy to use up all the German ammo by sending in the Irish.

Soon Kaiser was siding with the other Irish doon south who for some reason resented British rule. Enjoy yer bankruptcy ya Fenian cock suckers.


The UVF scum are expecting 18,000 to 10 million loyalists to turn up for Ulster day with 42 bands, if they do turn up in those numbers we're going to send them to London and deport them to Anthrax island, don't worry, it's just a name ..... more like a small atoll than an island.


 
  

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Edwin Poots Is A Big Eared Cunt And Should Resign

The real world doesn't know who Edwin Poots is and rightly so. He is of little importance to the world but here in Northern Ireland he is the minister of the Department of Health, Social Services and Public Safety. DHSSPS if you will.......... no its not from yon movie Brazil its a real governmental dept.... no seriously.

A member of the Democratic Unionist Party which has strong links to those fantastic fanatics of the free Presbyterian church and of course the insidious Caliban who want all children to learn fairy stories rather than science.


Mr Poots as well as being a Christian farmer is a Young Earth Creationist that believes the earth is 4000 years old.  How can an educated man high up in the Northern Ireland government think like this? Cos hes a fucking moron!

And Hes in charge of our fucking healthcare!!!

Since Direct rule from London, NHS waiting times have doubled, yes the NHS sucks but Mr Poots would no doubt put that doon to Vampires. Accident & Emergency services at Belfast City Hospital closed due to a shortage of doctors .....where are the doctors Mr Poots?

When workers went on strike in 2011 because of health service budget cuts of £2.3bn in 4 years, Mr Poots criticized the decision to strike, stating it will affect patients and cause unnecessary disruption..... unlike yer budget cuts, 4 babies died from the Pseudomonas infection after you made those cuts. 

Old Knudsen has written to Mr Poots giving him the wisdom of his age but Mr Poots just passes it along as he knows it all anyway.
Poots keeps wasting public money on his own agendas like trying to stop the Marie Stopes well woman clinic with public funded legal action and by appealing the decision to allow civil partnerships and same sex couples to adopt.

Did you know that if you make a compliant to the NHS you get a form letter telling you it is being investigated .............they don't ask for proper or further details of the compliant, this is their policy. If you want to give more then you can but why bother if they already know the answer?

Say goodbye to Edwin Poots, he has to go back work to do closing hospitals and fighting the gheys. At least he is no longer the minister of  Culture, a lovely woman who served 4 of her 8 years in prison on terrorist explosives charges has that post.
Its a funny old world and shit does float to the top.......... but not Old Knudsen's shit as he has trouble doon there as explained to Mr Poots.

If you have a problem with a big eared farmer cunt killing babies with the dirty hospitals he runs and wasting public money by trying to stop children get good homes then sign THIS petition.


Monday, 26 August 2013

I'll Be Your Prison Bitch

Bradley Manning no longer wants to be called by his real name, instead he wants to be called Chelsea Womaning.
A very odd young fella that is for sure.  He suffers from gender dysphoria and has assumed a female identity.   Wikipedia is already referring to he as a she, just because you say it in a woman's voice doesn't make it real ya know.

Originally from Wales .... which explains a lot it has also been suggested he suffers from Fetal alcohol syndrome as his parents were drunks. Still accepted into the US army you'll notice, they aren't too fussy these days .... theres a war or two on.

Not the right attitude for the army and displayed outbursts and poor judgement but still given access to secret information.
Leaking info to those cunts at Wikileaks is being a traitor but it all boils doon to what you can put up with or how high you hold your own personal honour and integrity.

 Watch the movie Casualty of war for better understanding of what happens to touts.

I don't know what Bradley was thinking when he leaked the info, he mentioned doing it during online chats so maybe he was trying to impress people. The lad just wasn't army material and he showed it. 

Two wrongs don't make a right.

 Justine Bieber who is a very pretty gurl was unavailable for comment.

Fort Leavenworth, does not provide hormone therapy or sex-reassignment surgery for gender identity issues. It does, however, provide psychiatric care .... a bit late for that. It's just lucky he didn't grab a gun and go postal on his fellow troops, going by the bullying he received during training.

Well Chelsea, you'll have 35 years of getting practice being a woman, yer fellow inmates will love you big time. 

Was this yer big plan to get 35 years in an all male prison with all the cock you can eat?   well played young lad/lady enjoy yer showers. 


 

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Flashpoint What A Feeling

Experts in Northern Ireland have discovered links between parades going through areas in which they are not welcome and civil unrest.

When asked to comment on this a DUP spokesperson said "If it wasn't for those meddling taigs we could do what we want."


On a side note there was no trouble at the Belfast ghey pride parade at the weekend and people were actually smiling and laughing as you would normally do during parades.