Friday, 18 October 2013
Kim Kardashian's Big Fat Arse Is Almost As Good As Bacon
Old Knudsen is disgusted that this even makes the news, don't new parents usually take 500 pictures of their ugly babies? Well Kim hands the baby off to a wet nurse and tweets her arse .... Old Knudsen would totally tweet her arse again, all that cushion for the pushin.
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Friday, 11 October 2013
Edwin Poots Is An Incompetent Bigot
I wonder what he thought about Savita Halappanavar who was denied an abortion in the Republic of Ireland (a different cuntry than Northern Ireland ... it's complicated) even though her baby didn't stand a chance of surviving and would kill her if she didn't have an abortion.
'Why the fuck is Ireland getting all liberal on abortion over yon immigrant? she wasn't even Christian.'
A health minister who is a Creationist, Old Knudsen can't get over that one, if he took a school science test he'd fail cos he doesn't know what germs are. He wants to keep Northern Ireland refusing abortion just like the ROI and not have the same sane liberal laws as they have in England ..... because? it's a slippery slope to abortion on demand he says with a sneer.
You want to be British but not follow British law? yer retarded aren't you? The English can kill babies, are you saying we aren't as good as them or something? Are our weemen not able to decide for themselves?
Where is yer vagina Mr Poots? You are not qualified to make this call, yer psychosis with yer imaginary friend in the sky is impairing yer judgement. Wheres the folic acid Mr Poots? why does no one know they need folic acid during pregnancy ?
The current story is a very sad one along the lines of Savita. Sarah Ewart who was just married in June was 20 weeks pregnant and went to the hospital for a scan last Thursday.
The scan did not detect any sign of her baby's head, so she was sent for further tests at the Ulster Hospital.
She was told the baby had anencephaly - which is the worst case of spina bifida. From the eyes up no skull had formed and it was brain dead.
The only way she could have an abortion was if there was a threat to her life. What they were fine to do was scan her every two weeks and wait until the baby had died inside her and then induce labour.
Half a head, not traumatic enough for you Mrs Ewart? then wait weeks for yer baby to die inside you.
She went on to say: "I didn't agree with abortion but this is medical - this is a dead body I'm being forced to carry in Northern Ireland because of this silly law."
She went to Belfast which has the only 'woman well being' clinic on the whole island of Ireland (Poots is still fighting to get it closed) but the baby had progressed to far for them to do anything. While there she was confronted by angry anti-choice protesters that got in her face shouting about how ashamed she should be feeling at wanting to end the life of an unborn baby.
Traumatised enough Mrs Ewart?
There was one clinic in London who does late stage abortions and thats where Sarah had to go. The procedure cost £1350 and then you have the flight over and accommodation and London ain't cheap. All this paid for by her.
Poor brave woman, now a week later after finding out her baby was doomed she is out in front of the cameras telling her story so that it might help others.
After Savita people in the north said, 'it couldn't happen here' .... like fuck it couldn't. Stormont has been delaying making any firm decisions and so doctors do not want to make any calls that would have them breaking the law so their motto to do no harm is just a load of shite.
Poots is still delaying making any firm laws because he'd rather have people die than leave the door open for 'abortion on demand' ..... not just simply abortion, but abortion on demand, cos that sounds worse.
When asked if he would change the legislation he replied, "we'll be taking a look at that and other things" ..... which means, this storm will blow over and I'm doing fuck all to change it.
People who care about unborn babies but don't give a fuck about people who have been born are fucktards.
Poots doesn't try to help children live a long happy life, he'd rather see them going from home to home than let a stable ghey couple adopt. Hes wasting thousands in tax payer money fighting the gheys in court.
This raging homophobe and misogynist needs to fired and kicked back to his farm .... hospital waiting times have doubled since direct rule from London, you incompetent bigoted flappy eared farmer!
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Monday, 15 July 2013
Kate Middleton's Baby
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Saturday, 13 July 2013
First Picture Of Kate's Baby
Mother and child are doing well . Kate can't wait to hand the wee fucker over to her team of nannies so she can go on hols and get her saggy baps out ..... bless.
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Thursday, 11 July 2013
It's A Boy!
The hopes of a nation weighed doon on the shoulders of Kate Middleton with the collective voice of 'don't fuck it up' and she delivered like a pro.
A bouncing 7lbs 4oz baby boy. The couple have already picked out a suitable name for the wee royal fucker.
As they have both recently converted to Islam the child shall be named Mohamed, his full name shall be Mohamed Satsuma Bonfire Charlton Edward Soren Windsor. He shall not be circumcised as that is a barbaric practice done by uneducated sheeple but he will remain in hospital to have a birthmark in the shape of 3 sixes removed.
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Saturday, 16 December 2006
Take Note Of Me, I'm Mainstream.
This is the belly of the Beast, or Susan to go by her real name, she claims this foot is my next to be born child, I'm not so sure as I don't even recognise her face but then again I went through this doggy style phase a while back, her hair looks familiar.
To make sure I'm Blog of note material I'm putting up the kind of post previous Blogs of notes would put up, I hope you have coffee at hand to help you stay awake.
This is little Damien, yet another pretender to the Knudsen name, maybe I should stop telling weemen I'm an eccentric millionaire .
Barry, Robin and Maurice, I met Jenny at a concert, can't remember who by.
Here is some grass I thought it might be interesting to document it growing, I will take another picture tomorrow to see the update, ohh goosebumps.
Here is my dog Sir Harry, this was just after attacking that slow and a bit chubby postman. I made the mistake of using a flash, wee cutie pie sure did some damage to my bitter balls, no more babies for me perhaps.
No I can't do this.
18th December is the day when Homos, Ladies and those like me on the Doon Low will be catered too on this Blog so stick around.
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