UFO Sighting Over Belfast

UFO's over Belfast. What can this mean? An alien hybrid breeding initiative breeding out the brains and the commonsense reverting us back to being angry monkeys .... yeah that would make sense.

  Check out these UFO's seen flying in formation over Belfast at the weekend.

I made sure to get something to judge size with to silence you doubters out there.

Flying slowly in close formation heading west .... probably to some underwater base at the bottom of Lough Neagh.
One is in the shape of a bird with it's wings pulled back, maybe an attack probe and the is circular no doubt for collecting data.
 
I called the police and they did not have any drones in the area nor did my contact at The Company. Can this be the start of yet another alien invasion Old Knudsen has to stop?

Some things cannot be explained.



If you want to read about real spooky shit then head to my mate Lon's site at Phantoms and Monsters

Willie Frazer Eats, Talks And Smells Like Shit

Old Knudsen likes nothing more than seeing Nazi bigots get what they deserve so when  Loyalists Against Democracy set a trap for The Protestant Coalition Old Knudsen was over the sun about it (it was daytime) They added a little extra to his plate.
 

 
Remember The Protestant Coalition if you are going to take pictures you think are funny and not give any credit to the source you should make sure yer number two leader isn't eating a number two.

The Queen Visits Her New Grandchild

 

The Queen visited her new grand daughter Princess Jemelica before she jetted off to
Tenerife on holiday. When asked what she thought of the new arrival the Queen said, "One has seen better." 

First Picture Of Kate's Baby

The first picture of Kate Middleton's baby boy Nelson Bradley Barlow Mohamed Windsor, he certainly has the Windsor ears.

Mother and child are doing well . Kate can't wait to hand the wee fucker over to her team of nannies so she can go on hols and get her saggy baps out ..... bless.  

Kate Middleton Gives Birth And Then Gets Her Tits Out

We are a simple people and do not expect too much from the future Queen of England. The royal baby boy will be named Nelson Mandela Harley Yoda Windsor.  Her Kate-ness will be given a 2 week rest period and then William will be back on top to make some more.

I would however request that she get a boob job to avoid anymore future disappointment as Old Knudsen is still being treated for depression thanks to her saggy norks.