Little Britain First

If you've been living under a rock ... or are a clueless foreigner you would not really know much about Britain First. The Facebook memes that tell you to LIKE and SHARE if you support veterans, or are against animal cruelty seem harmless enough and have fooled many a veteran loving American.
The truth behind them is that they are a hateful shit stirring group much in the vein of the BNP who are similar to Neo-Nazis and the KKK .... we ain't against black people, we just want America white, and Christian.

Britain First are very good with the media saturation which gets helped along by morons clicking LIKE and SHARE without checking their sources.

 Collecting money in an unofficial capacity.

Former BNP golden boy Jim Dowson started up BF along with it's current front man Paul Golding shown above. Dowson has also set up other groups including the Protestant Coalition and ones against abortion.

Dowson seems to have a pattern with joining groups, seeing what he can get then leaving, in July he announced his departure from BF saying that Golding was too extremist for him and invading mosque and confronting average Muslims wasn't very Christian and was quite rude .... this from Dowson who has never minded being rude before.

BNP, Britain First, The Protestant Coalition all seem to attract the same kind of people and those people also support UKIP. Right wing blamers who want to milk the public for all they have. Buy membership or a polo shirt with our logo (not made in Britain) so we can afford to not get jobs and run around like dicks causing trouble.

  The Royal British Legion do not support Britain First.

The right wing parties always try to cash in on the veterans, they never join the army but they've met some that have. In Manchester a young cadet lad was attacked by someone wearing a hoodie, they ran up to him, tried to use a can of deodorant as a flame thrower then ran away ...?????  This was all BF needed to insist on protecting poppy sellers from evil Muslims. 

Very convenient wasn't it?  

So BF members or supporters send in pictures of them bravely guarding the poppy sellers. Yes, this lad looks so tough no one would dare attack those cadets, away over there in the background. 

Nothing gets past the ever alert Britain First warrior .... unless he has to pose for a picture to show how tough and committed he is. He won't even buy a poppy, he'll just stay hidden in the shadows, up a flight of stairs waiting to pounce .... unless he's taking a picture.   

No Muslim is going to sneak up and buy a poppy or maybe a pencil on his watch.  

Even Paul Golding turned up to have his photo taken guard the sellers. Exploiting veterans and now exploiting cadets. You can see him flashing the peace sign, he likes to think of himself as a Winston Churchill except Churchill would have thrown the likes of him into jail as he did with that British Nazi Oswald Mosley. 

These people are nothing but bullies, the type that don't like to be questioned for if you do then yer obviously one of the enemy. I haven't LIKED the Britain First Facebook page though I have LIKED two of the parody pages. I went on the real BF page for a dose of disgust. I saw the commenters complaining about immigrants and Muslims and expressing their like for Nigel Farage from Ukip. 

If you make a comment saying anything (such as real facts) that isn't sycophantic fawning you'll be barred from commenting. Old Knudsen found out the hard way when mentioning how it was the Americans that got us victory in WWI .... WWII also but I didn't want to say that. 

These people have the sickness known as nationalism, you can't reason with a nationalist as all they see are flags, wondrous proud victories and an over inflated unrealistic version of their nation. 

  

The true face of war isn't silhouettes and pretty poppies, not that any of those people will ever know. They can swagger about and try to intimidate people but they have never answered the call of their country and so are not fit to protect anything because what they are really doing is shitting on Britain and the veterans. 

At eleven o'clock in the morning, the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918, fighting stopped on the Western front. 

Saturday Slag Off

Post by the Protestant Coalition:

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE?????

Eirigi flee in terror as their march is attacked by loyalist protesters with superhuman 'powers' . This is the second time this week republicans have been prevented from holding a terror march, many across Northern Ireland hope wont be the last.
LIKE and SHARE!

Seriously PC, stop trying to be funny, it's embarrassing. Haven't you embarrassed the Protestant  community enough by claiming you speak for it?

Do the Republicans look afraid? Some of them are laughing. Only Willie and Jamie would dress like that if they had super powers, 'yes lets fly about in tights and wed knickers shouting no surrender, that will weally scare them.'

I gave yer picture what it sorely needed. Now instead of not laughing at yer pathetic attempt at humor we can all laugh at you. HA HA ....!   

History For Dummies

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I don't know why I look at the Protestant Coalition's page oh yeah, it's to laugh at people less fortunate than I.

They have to be a parody group, I mean when you point out that 4000 years is kinda very incorrect they call you brainwashed eejits. Seriously 4000 years? it's common sense to know thats wrong. 

I have no idea where Ulster moron is but the Scoti were indeed an Irish tribe who harassed the Romans, in fact the Romans even gave them the name Scoti and where the people to first record them. Let me know how you could possibly know about them 4000 years ago when the Romans were only in Britain in 43AD. 

Scoti became the name for all Gaels ..... Thats what the Irish and Scottish are, dirty Gauls from Spain and France etc. 

The first inhabitants of Scotland were the Picts, who were said to be dark skinned people with a language with its roots in Sanskrit.  

In the 5th century the Scoti and the Picts stopped fighting each other and started fucking .... No one else wanted Scotland as the Romans who had already built a wall to keep the Picts out had fucked off to Rome. 

4000 fucking years? maybe in some crazy creationist's wet dream.   

They don't look too bright so I suppose you don't get disappointed. Lay off the made up history lessons ya buck eejits.

 

The Scammy Spammers

 One of the many Gollums, Sammy the Charles Bronson flag for hire tough guy and the clown.

 The Protestant Coalition has the best comedy talent in Northern Ireland, they pretend to be a serious political party but act like total clueless morons. Nothing to say about job creation, health services or education .... they have to be a wind up right?  

I think THIS explains what they are about perfectly. Stealing other people's ideas and memes to get LIKES and SHARES on their many Facebook pages that spew hatred. They are a spam infection nothing more.

I was doing my duty of reporting the page as spam when I saw this.

Simply being a Loyal British Citizen is no longer an assurance of ones rights any more , here or in any other part of the UK. Only a few generations ago British women had to fight and DIE just to secure the vote!! 

What started off as a fight for weemen's rights degraded into flag ranting ... somehow. For fucks sake if you are gonna die for yer rights then get a move on.

Old Knudsen who is well into weemen's rights spoke up and suggested that because abortion isn't allowed in Northern Ireland then Northern Ireland weemen must then be not as good as Scottish, English and Welsh weemen .... still second class citizens.

Thats what the picture and the first paragraph was about right? WEEMEN'S RIGHTS. Why should weemen have to go to prison to be tortured?

So anyway my comment was deleted and I was banned .... again. Then you have these dicks with their comedy genius answering me.... but I can't reply .... big man with a keyboard.

Do ya have ADHD or are ya just fucking retarded? Weemen are still dying over the right to choose, try to keep up. I still don't see any of you fleggers dying.

The Protestant Coalition  Are in no shape or form a political party. A political group at best but only the inflammatory low brow parts of our politics . Like true Protestants they have picked over what they want to believe and talk about ..... nothing else.

Why are you talking about abortion? cos it's a fucking important issue that affects Northern Ireland, it's what yer supposed to be interested in, ya know ..... issues.

They are afraid of any thing resembling debate and cannot stand to be challenged. Gog forbid anyone on Facebook challenges them cos then they call to their fleggers to report that page, and call it a load of names.

Well Old Knudsen has given you several tries and you have been found lacking in intelligence and are hiding yer true motives.

When did LIKE and SHARE become more important than the freedom to put yer point across on an open forum?

 

The Think Tank Is Leaking

To get you the top info on the latest news we asked our old friend Willie Frazer for his insight. Of course due to restrictions placed on him by neo-Nazi judges he cannot talk about flags, parades, midget porn or Simon Cowell.

We asked him about the pentagram that shows up on Google earth in Kazakhstan.

"I don't know about pentagrams but I do know the kind of boys behind this sort of thing. Ever try to get a plane to Kazakhstan? thats because it doesn't exist, this is Kerakistan which is in Co Tyrone and these lines were made by the tractors of members of the IRA who are also members of the Illuminati no doubt hiding guns and bombs. I know this because I took photographs of their secret meetings and overheard their plans to put mind control drugs and horse meat into the Protestant community's food chain. 

I had to run when they saw me so I jumped into my new Jeep Cherokee and was chased for several miles with them boys hanging out their windows and shooting at me with their Uzis but I got away when I lost them in a patch of low lying fog.

I could show you the pictures but when I got home a policeman was up stairs with my wife searching my house I suppose. He took my camera and my Rolex watch as evidence and will no doubt wipe the film on my digital camera.

So this is the sign of the Devil and obviously Catholic, but if ya tell anyone here they laugh or look at you as if your crazy, no one can silence me, I'm a victim of state collusion with the Illuminati and I'm constantly spied upon, sure you can't even set fire to your own ke-ar now without a member of the security forces asking you for a light.

We are the voice of the Protestant community, we may not have a political agenda, employment initiative or any clue about the economy but when Facebook takes us down by Jove we're political and need to be heard. Who will tell you to LIKE and SHARE if we aren't there?" 

Now a word from Jim. 

  
Remember when Britain won the Falklands conflict and won the Gulf war and killed Osama? Remember seeing Princess Diana in that see through skirt as she held a babby Harry Styles? Remember that song that goes Do do do  da da da? They made you feel good and proud to be British didn't they?

If you love your country and hate any threats to it such as anything not white and Protestant then send your name, telephone number and bank details to me ..... Or do you want to see your children raped by rabid Arabs?

If you see me in the street with my bucket collecting money for a worthy cause please give generously. I'm like Jimmy Savile I am, I'm always collecting for Charity .... who is my accountant, she says legal fees and a mortgage aren't cheap.     

Just to let everyone know, when I travel to Dublin to confront Facebook I will be accepting Euros. 

 

 

 

Willie Frazer Eats, Talks And Smells Like Shit

Old Knudsen likes nothing more than seeing Nazi bigots get what they deserve so when  Loyalists Against Democracy set a trap for The Protestant Coalition Old Knudsen was over the sun about it (it was daytime) They added a little extra to his plate.
 

 
Remember The Protestant Coalition if you are going to take pictures you think are funny and not give any credit to the source you should make sure yer number two leader isn't eating a number two.

The Protestant Coalition Wants You!

Willie Frazer from the The Protestant Coalition has some new leaflets you might be interested in if you support the Protestant culture .... or are ya a cock sucking Fenian? 

Just to remind everyone that the The Protestant Coalition has nothing to do with the neo-Nazi Jim Dowson group Britain First, it just shares all it's links, info and looks the same.

Nor does the The Protestant Coalition have anything to do with the anti-choice groups Dowson also runs, but remember, every sperm is sacred so don't spit it out.

I shall return to the land of wondering where the income for all these assholes comes from, yes making the odd several thousand disappear is all and good but it doesn't last that long.

Panhandling bastards! I thought I saw Golding selling the Big Issue in the street behind Boots. If you see these men collecting money, do not fall for their Nazi like charm, guilt trips or fear mongering, not one penny will reach the blind orphans so save yer 20p for real charity collectors.

Leaflets And Hate Doesn't Grow On Trees

It's nice to see some honesty at a time like this.

The Italian Hallion

Karima El Mahroug AKA Ruby the heart stealer doing her sexy dance. I likey.

Silvio Berlusconi the former Prime Minister of Italy has been sentenced to 7 years in prison and banned from public office because he was found guilty of having sex with an underage prostitute (she was 17) and using his leverage to get theft charges dropped for her during a separate incident.

Italians are a proud and noble people with strict rules for honor: Alls fair in love and war, he who fights and runs away lives to fuck yer Ma another day, keep incest in the family, don't fuck a prostitute who is under 18 years of age and never get caught fucking an underage prostitute. Pretty basic and a more simpler in tune with nature way of living. 

  If it itches tell the bitches!

Don't worry folks, Mr Berlusconi will probably never serve any time in jail due to the apathetic legal system and lenient sentencing for over 70 year-olds and hes a fiery 76 year-old.  

Old Knudsen doesn't know what weemen see in him .... oh thats right, he has to pay for it. Old Knudsen has never paid for sex. He pays hookers their price as an act of helping someone reduced to selling their body for a living, the sex is merely a byproduct.  

What will Silvio do to fill in his days besides fucking all round him and singing like a drunken pub singer?

Well since hes barred from Italian politics I've heard that a Northern Ireland party may be interested in him, they share similar ideas about power and money but would rather have a cup of tea than sexual intercourse ..... well with a woman anyway. 

Also Berlusconi has been persecuted by the law for illegal shit hes done which obliviously isn't fair, though having a criminal record is a requirement in Norn Iron politics. He likes his secret organizations and allegedly has ties with the Italian version of the UVF known as the Mafia.  He may be Catholic but hey, no one is perfect.