Is Donald Trump Batman?

Ever since a tall caped crusader hit the streets to fight crime cos police are shite, we've wondered who he is. Crusader or Vigilante, Good or Evil, Chunky or Smooth? ... It's all a matter of perspective. 

To be that strong and agile you'd have to be a top athlete and to have such cool but expensive gadgets you'd have to be rich.

So we're looking for a wealthy male that plays sport ... perhaps tennis or golf as they are the only sports that could get you into that kind of shape. Bill Gates plays tennis but doesn't like confrontation. Richard Branson is a soft Brit and you couldn't mistake those teeth so who could it be? 

 Batman and Boy Wonder talking to Commissioner Gordon some years ago

We've seen how bravely Trump took on a CNN logo in a fight that was certainly not staged so he can obviously handle himself. According to some at the White House he handles himself all the time as his wife has her own bedroom and she doesn't like interruptions when her assistant Jake is rubbing her shoulders to get rid of her headaches.   

On Trump's Wiki page he says that his two main hates in life are bats, Mexicans and playing by the rules. 

His fear of bats comes from the time when one got caught in his hair and rather than mess up his hair it was killed and allowed to decay naturally. Having your hair messed with can be traumatic so the last ting you'd want to do is dress like a prat bat so that's him out of the running.  

If you look at Trump's time line on Twitter you'll see he's a fan of the dark knight. He even signed a bill (what another one?) for police not to arrest him and to provide assistance if there is running or fighting to be done. 

Dementia sufferers have trouble registering black & will often go around it, like a huge black limo.  

Could a 71 year-old obese man be crime fighter? His erratic behavior and classic symptoms of dementia makes people wonder 'what if Batman suffered from dementia?' ... everyone asks he this question all the time.

Ronald Reagan was allowed to carry on as President for years when it was clear he was ill. Excuses were made for his mistakes and he was given a free pass. 

Joker you are a smart cookie that Wonder Woman is weak. Sad!

The Batman of today has gotten noticeably older and wider. When interrogating the Joker he let slip about his secret Bat Cave and the raid he was going to do on the Penguin. He also insisted on being called Mr President. The Joker was really confused when Batman asked if he had seen the millions and millions of people at the Inauguration in January. Not a very routine kind of interrogation.

It was then that Boy Wonder popped his head round the door and told him him that Fox and Friends was starting and there was ice cream. He had to come now and quickly though or Super Steve would eat it and turn the TV over to watch Hitler on the History Channel. Batman yelled "To The Bat House!" and left. 

 

The next day Sean Spicer had a press briefing in which he stated that Batman was obviously joking  and that people needed to stop listening to words and the media needed to stop putting meaning to them especially when they are said in sentences. 

He added:

"Just because you read a sentence left to right doesn't mean everyone else does and that President Trump and Batman whoever he is think in the abstract so get off my case, no more questions!"  

Well it looks like Batman isn't Donald Trump then if Spicer said it. If Batman did have dementia then that would explain why the Batmobile (Batcell in the US) was left parked for 3 weeks until getting towed.

It might also explain the increasing amount of civilian deaths when Batman fires his grappling hook at them by accident and the hobo he shot dead on 5th Ave. Luckily the police can't arrest him under the Batman woops clause that was signed into law. 

Batman isn't the hero America needs, it's the hero it deserves ... yeah that'll fucken teach them. We might not know who he is but we'll rest easy knowing that banks, big businesses, The Trump family and their friends and for some reason golf courses are safe under his watchful shifting darting piggy like eye.  

Little Britain First

If you've been living under a rock ... or are a clueless foreigner you would not really know much about Britain First. The Facebook memes that tell you to LIKE and SHARE if you support veterans, or are against animal cruelty seem harmless enough and have fooled many a veteran loving American.
The truth behind them is that they are a hateful shit stirring group much in the vein of the BNP who are similar to Neo-Nazis and the KKK .... we ain't against black people, we just want America white, and Christian.

Britain First are very good with the media saturation which gets helped along by morons clicking LIKE and SHARE without checking their sources.

 Collecting money in an unofficial capacity.

Former BNP golden boy Jim Dowson started up BF along with it's current front man Paul Golding shown above. Dowson has also set up other groups including the Protestant Coalition and ones against abortion.

Dowson seems to have a pattern with joining groups, seeing what he can get then leaving, in July he announced his departure from BF saying that Golding was too extremist for him and invading mosque and confronting average Muslims wasn't very Christian and was quite rude .... this from Dowson who has never minded being rude before.

BNP, Britain First, The Protestant Coalition all seem to attract the same kind of people and those people also support UKIP. Right wing blamers who want to milk the public for all they have. Buy membership or a polo shirt with our logo (not made in Britain) so we can afford to not get jobs and run around like dicks causing trouble.

  The Royal British Legion do not support Britain First.

The right wing parties always try to cash in on the veterans, they never join the army but they've met some that have. In Manchester a young cadet lad was attacked by someone wearing a hoodie, they ran up to him, tried to use a can of deodorant as a flame thrower then ran away ...?????  This was all BF needed to insist on protecting poppy sellers from evil Muslims. 

Very convenient wasn't it?  

So BF members or supporters send in pictures of them bravely guarding the poppy sellers. Yes, this lad looks so tough no one would dare attack those cadets, away over there in the background. 

Nothing gets past the ever alert Britain First warrior .... unless he has to pose for a picture to show how tough and committed he is. He won't even buy a poppy, he'll just stay hidden in the shadows, up a flight of stairs waiting to pounce .... unless he's taking a picture.   

No Muslim is going to sneak up and buy a poppy or maybe a pencil on his watch.  

Even Paul Golding turned up to have his photo taken guard the sellers. Exploiting veterans and now exploiting cadets. You can see him flashing the peace sign, he likes to think of himself as a Winston Churchill except Churchill would have thrown the likes of him into jail as he did with that British Nazi Oswald Mosley. 

These people are nothing but bullies, the type that don't like to be questioned for if you do then yer obviously one of the enemy. I haven't LIKED the Britain First Facebook page though I have LIKED two of the parody pages. I went on the real BF page for a dose of disgust. I saw the commenters complaining about immigrants and Muslims and expressing their like for Nigel Farage from Ukip. 

If you make a comment saying anything (such as real facts) that isn't sycophantic fawning you'll be barred from commenting. Old Knudsen found out the hard way when mentioning how it was the Americans that got us victory in WWI .... WWII also but I didn't want to say that. 

These people have the sickness known as nationalism, you can't reason with a nationalist as all they see are flags, wondrous proud victories and an over inflated unrealistic version of their nation. 

  

The true face of war isn't silhouettes and pretty poppies, not that any of those people will ever know. They can swagger about and try to intimidate people but they have never answered the call of their country and so are not fit to protect anything because what they are really doing is shitting on Britain and the veterans. 

At eleven o'clock in the morning, the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918, fighting stopped on the Western front. 

Rub Me Until I Spit

Famous movie star and shagger of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt turned up at his latest film premier showing his support for this blog.
Sporting an Old Knudsen cap and mock MJ vadge clipping on his upper lip he sauntered in like he wanted to knock fuck out of some Englishman or American.
His designer Old Bitter Balls members only jacket made out of 100% genuine suede and retailing for $2000 looked class as he stood with his member hanging out of his open fly.

He proudly showed off his Old Knudsen penis procedure that is all the rage in Hollywood. Its rumoured that during sex both he and Angie moan my name as they cum.


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The End Of Old Knudsen As We Know It?

Baby Spice gives us a taste of whats to cum and I respect her as a person for the lifestyle choices shes made but never for the music.

Old Knudsen has been thinking the last couple of days and now he has finally cum to a decision. I am going to delete my blog/blogs. Its been good for nearly a year but now I've had it.
The main reason for the deletion would be because those blogs I am deleting will be merged to make Old Bitter Balls 2.0 . Yes I'll be bigger, harder and more full of seamen......................tales to intrigue delight ,and disgust.

On my other blogs I've got stuff that no one has caught, maybe a few desperate lonely bloggers read so I've decided to release them, repeats mixed with new stuff, revamped and rehashed like a Hollywood film that people are gagging to go and see. The only thing is I don't care if people cum to see it I want this to be fun for me otherwise why would I do it?

From now on there will be correct grammar and punctuation, even the spelling will improve, are ya believing any of this? nope, well good as that part is total lies, sounds like work that does. There will be funny stuff, stuff that I think is funny but no one else does, pictures of beautiful weemen and scabby cocks, serious stuff, quotes and poetry I've used on other blogs and anything I can think of and want to post, if I want to do a post on Mini Mart from the Austin Powers films having sex with weemen in comas then I shall and it shall be good, well for me.

I won't have comments on all my posts because if I just write, "people who like Gray's anatomy, Harry Potter and East Enders are mongs" its not open to discussion its merely true.

Not because of certain spammers I have already named who are trying to spoil the fun of others while at the same time commenting on yer blogs being nice to yer faces pretending nothing is wrong but because I don't have the time to answer all the comments I get, I am trying to get my modeling career back on track again and a new line of swim wear out into the shops for winter.

I have posted in less than a year enough posts that lesser er I mean other bloggers would take 3-4 years to do. I need to be slack like everyone else and only post whenever I can be arsed. I have a lot to say but I need to be arsed saying it. The great blogger "Blogger McGee" won't be happy with what I'm doing but if he doesn't like it he can start paying me to entertain him. Anyway he deleted all his blogs so what does he know?

Vladimir Putin, stop being a twat, whats all this shite yer on about with Colonial Britain and yer glad that Russia wasn't one of Britain's colonies? Britain wouldn't have you, only nutters like Hitler and Napoleon would want yer shitty cuntry, woo hoo you are bigger than us but you don't scare us, Nazi Germany underestimated Britain too, its our nature to take on bigger blokes because if we see a cunt we'll call you on it no matter how big you are.

I read this: "Maddy McCann's father is in the US, he has traveled the globe looking for his missing daughter."
Fuck this makes me sick, hes traveled the world on an extended holiday as paid by a fund to find her. 3 hours is the life expectancy of an abducted child and there is usually 2 hours until the police get called, its been 83 days now, sure don't ever give up but the Vatican, expensive hotel rooms and police stations in the US are not the places you should be looking (the Vatican only likes boys)

Trouble again in Northern Ireland, this time Prod against Prod, c'mon lads of the UDA work out who is allowed to sell what drugs and where and get on with it.

Old Knudsen is back, if ya don't like it then fuck off and if you do like it then you've got some need to be a victim issues and need to get help.