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I don't know why I look at the Protestant Coalition's page oh yeah, it's to laugh at people less fortunate than I.

They have to be a parody group, I mean when you point out that 4000 years is kinda very incorrect they call you brainwashed eejits. Seriously 4000 years? it's common sense to know thats wrong. 

I have no idea where Ulster moron is but the Scoti were indeed an Irish tribe who harassed the Romans, in fact the Romans even gave them the name Scoti and where the people to first record them. Let me know how you could possibly know about them 4000 years ago when the Romans were only in Britain in 43AD. 

Scoti became the name for all Gaels ..... Thats what the Irish and Scottish are, dirty Gauls from Spain and France etc. 

The first inhabitants of Scotland were the Picts, who were said to be dark skinned people with a language with its roots in Sanskrit.  

In the 5th century the Scoti and the Picts stopped fighting each other and started fucking .... No one else wanted Scotland as the Romans who had already built a wall to keep the Picts out had fucked off to Rome. 

4000 fucking years? maybe in some crazy creationist's wet dream.   

They don't look too bright so I suppose you don't get disappointed. Lay off the made up history lessons ya buck eejits.

 

This Must Be The End Of Times

Old Knudsen just spent a lovely few days with his best mate The Grinch hunting hobos in the San Fernando Ana Gabriel valley, its more of a basin than a valley but still nice hunting territory.

Colin otherwise known as The Grinch almost bagged a Velcroraptor but because of his heart condition he couldn't keep up, sticky things to kill. Speaking of which this post is about Stickys or Fenians as some know them by.

Only the Americans like the Irish even though George Washington after having them beat the English in some major skirmishes turned on them for taxes thus proving yet again what a two faced traitor he was. He was employed by the crown and not only did he cheat on it but he did have 9 gurlfriends, must have been the teeth that attracted them.

Oh it was the English who invented the Irish St Paddies cross.


Canadians don't like the Irish, listen up MJ, CANADIANS DON'T LIKE THE IRISH especially the Jewish Canadians, bacon and Irish. Isn't it funny that the Irish are almost human and pigs are close to being Irish which is why they use their hearts and feet in transplants?


Old Knudsen proudly served in the Black and Tans and has had enough of this Irish loving cuntry.

He has also had enough of Eva fucking Lungeria who has to appear on everything including this blog.

Cindy Crawford here wans the truth and I'd wish she'd stop camping outside my hoose and shouting, "Sell us yer wiggle" every time I water me plants. I actually do have a wiggle but how would she know that? maybe she hears me yelling "wake up Jeff" all the time.


There may be other reasons to leave but I can't think of them now.


Ok my ladyboy friend has decided she has had enough persecution for being a chick with a dick. Its how God made her damn it!

Old Knudsen is Penis whipped by Woohoo but a vadge will do. She spent thousands of me money in Vegas and so she can't afford the op poor thing.

So here is where Old Knudsen gives you the chance to laugh at him. Because of Old Knudsen's Ma being from Ulster Old Knudsen can get an Irish passport which he needs for various tax and Woohoo's immigration needs. In no time Woohoo will be able to get her lad removed by the NHS in the UK once I smuggle her in as Irish.

Yes its love that Old Knudsen has to give in and become that which he despises the most ........ a bog trotter.


I'll ride them but to become one is a different matter.


How can I be Old Bitter Balls when I look like this? I can always hate the Slavs that is quite popular right now.


Old Knudsen is proud of his blood and his British passport even though the Brits are desperately trying to get rid of Ulster and have been for years but even the Irish don't want them.


Old Knudsen fought for the Ulster kingdom of Dal Raida which stretched across to Scotland. The Romans were too ascared to fight us, when Old Knudsen ran at soldiers with his big sword they fled like chickens being chased by a chicken choker. Old Knudsen has the blood of the old Gods who now live under the mounds, the vikings who now live in the great halls of Ikea and the Gaels who live everywhere cos they breed like flies in his blood, no not flies in his blood though I did have a bot fly lay maggots in me scalp. Old Knudsen became like and ancient God giving birth from his head.

Old Knudsen is very occupied at the moment and next year he expects to be moving back to killamory as an Irish Ulster Scotsman, yes I understand that Ulster is a gheylick name, just fuck off its a difficult time for me I must go and kill some more brain cells in order to pass the Irish immigration test.

'Here are two spades, now take yer pick'


Look here is a hot woman, now you can't remember a thing the post was about, yes I do know my readers.

Anyway the post was about the right to die and I believe that you should have it. In Switzerland they charge you 4 grand to kill you legally what a fucking scam that is, Old Knudsen does it at a reasonable rate illegally.

Pigsheart

Yesterday you were all shouting out for FREE DONN! well Donn has been put in with ex Catholic priest and midget wrestler 'Big Bubba' I doubt he'll want to go back to his wife after that.

Sodomised in the showers 3 times before lunch and shived twice in the yard from behind, but that was my day how was yers?

They are soon to deport Donn to Canada which I hear is up the ways. They will use an aeroplane 'note spelling, I is old school' and on that plane will be 20 of Canada's most evil and rudest criminals ever. I can't see anything going wrong there.

Well fuck me Blogjinx. I sat doon and Braveheart was on. Sure I have it on DVD but it was on the telly so I watched it and cursed the commercials and my laziness to get up and put in the DVD but I know if I did that I wouldn't be in the mood ta watch it.

I sat there eating a full lemon meringue pie with tears rolling doon me face and then I remembered it was that time of the month again. I also remembered that most of the film was shot in Ireland and yer poofy prince was in Ballykissangel and Mel was getting on all Fenian like but his accent was good.

Killing English by the 100's at the battle of the Little Bannock Burn was one of the happiest times of my life, oh I love ta kill the sassenach, and the Jap and the German, Americans and any wog also. I'm a people person I guess.

I look at me younger self all covered in woad even though it was an historical inaccuracy but hey we did it right! Where are those dopey cunts who say, "Why does yer face always look the same?" well does it? how cum you are so ugly with only one head ya nob-knocker?

To clear up yet again what I am technically, I'm British, a Brit ..................... not English! that part is important.
Due to where I was born and me Da being a Scot I'm also Scottish, not one of them Fenian highlanders, also from me Da I have the Danish viking/bacon side so basically a killing machine.

From me Ma I have the Ulster, Dal raida thing going on that makes me Ulster Scots. I understand that Ulster is a part of Ireland although British I am also a bit Bog trotter or Irish if you will.

Since the true Irish were German deities known as the 'Tuatha De Duann' I am also part Divine and Germanic, masterly raceful.

Those who currently occupy Ireland are Irish lite from many mong like Celtic invaders . You notice I don't go around car-jacking vehicles to set them on fire or shoot Irish police or soldiers, that is because I am civilised.
Stop the violence in Northern Ireland you criminal Fenians, if you protect the Real IRA or even the Faux IRA you deserve to die horribly.

Oh I forgot, in 1991 while visiting Dublin I did knife a homeless man while he slept, does that make me a bad person? Thats a rhetorical question like I care what you think.

It doesn't make me racist as he was white or does it because I didn't knife a nig nog?

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Full Moon Magick

I feel sometimes especially around the time of the full moon that I need to embrace my Celtic side. The North of Ireland (Ulster being its ancient name) had and still has strong connections with Scotland and the kingdom of Dal Raida stretched from the east coast of Ulster to the west coast of Scotland before losing touch due to the raids from my other side of the family The Vikings. Here is a little poem about the Triple Goddess of war The Morrigu. They could decide who was victorious in battle and would often take the form of crows so be polite to any crows you happen to see or Fea (Hateful) Badbh (Fury) or Macha (Battle) may curse you with a bad hair day or something.

3 crows fly high up ahead,
Circling the fighting, wounded and dead,
Giving all they meet black dread,
To young man, ghey or newly wed,
We'll feast on yer bones we sisters 3
4 Morrigu are vicious crew,
They'll kick fuck out of you .................. Boo!


I like to show my sensitive side with poetry it gets me the weemen.


Speaking of which I listened to the Duran Duran Duran song Ordinary World the other day and its quite a pretty song, its been kicking about for a few years. Now after seeing this picture of the lead singer Simon Le Bon I can no longer enjoy the song as I picture this. I wonder if I'll be the only one.



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