The Scammy Spammers

 One of the many Gollums, Sammy the Charles Bronson flag for hire tough guy and the clown.

 The Protestant Coalition has the best comedy talent in Northern Ireland, they pretend to be a serious political party but act like total clueless morons. Nothing to say about job creation, health services or education .... they have to be a wind up right?  

I think THIS explains what they are about perfectly. Stealing other people's ideas and memes to get LIKES and SHARES on their many Facebook pages that spew hatred. They are a spam infection nothing more.

I was doing my duty of reporting the page as spam when I saw this.

Simply being a Loyal British Citizen is no longer an assurance of ones rights any more , here or in any other part of the UK. Only a few generations ago British women had to fight and DIE just to secure the vote!! 

What started off as a fight for weemen's rights degraded into flag ranting ... somehow. For fucks sake if you are gonna die for yer rights then get a move on.

Old Knudsen who is well into weemen's rights spoke up and suggested that because abortion isn't allowed in Northern Ireland then Northern Ireland weemen must then be not as good as Scottish, English and Welsh weemen .... still second class citizens.

Thats what the picture and the first paragraph was about right? WEEMEN'S RIGHTS. Why should weemen have to go to prison to be tortured?

So anyway my comment was deleted and I was banned .... again. Then you have these dicks with their comedy genius answering me.... but I can't reply .... big man with a keyboard.

Do ya have ADHD or are ya just fucking retarded? Weemen are still dying over the right to choose, try to keep up. I still don't see any of you fleggers dying.

The Protestant Coalition  Are in no shape or form a political party. A political group at best but only the inflammatory low brow parts of our politics . Like true Protestants they have picked over what they want to believe and talk about ..... nothing else.

Why are you talking about abortion? cos it's a fucking important issue that affects Northern Ireland, it's what yer supposed to be interested in, ya know ..... issues.

They are afraid of any thing resembling debate and cannot stand to be challenged. Gog forbid anyone on Facebook challenges them cos then they call to their fleggers to report that page, and call it a load of names.

Well Old Knudsen has given you several tries and you have been found lacking in intelligence and are hiding yer true motives.

When did LIKE and SHARE become more important than the freedom to put yer point across on an open forum?

 

Spam Titles

Hey Old Knudsen, do you want to be like Girth Brooks?

I sometimes look through my spam folder as e-mails sometimes end up there and I'm amazed at the stuff I get sent, do I really come off as a pedo sex crazed junkie? no don't answer that I think I know.

These are some of the titles of the spams I get.

Naked schoolgirls in dormitory: Why would I want to see a load of titless 13 year old gurls at school ? I always hated school and no matter what that judge says schoolgurls don't do it for me.

Separate yourself from other men: I think I do that already with my greatness or at least with my B.O..

oldknudsen We can ship your medications overnight FREE: Do I look like a junkie? what have you got?

Urgent security notification for cilent of the Lloyds TSB Bank: Nice try I bank with my mattress, are you willing to claw through all the various stains and crusty socks to rob me ?

Nothing to do with the post but why is it that librarians are all hot sex starved Hornivores? all that book learnin is kinda sexy.

Rip off her panties: Most weemen would beat you around the head if you ripped their knickers.

Muscular, thick and long even when flaccid: Maybe I want this on my grave stone.

Be like sex machine: They even have machines for sex? what will they cum up with next?

Thick, immense gains to your member: I belong to enough clubs thank you.

Then I found this: 'International child porn ring found' as you can see from my sidebar I hate pedos so I thought maybe a reader was telling me about a story as they have been prone to do in the past, so I clicked on it and found something quite disturbing.

Be the undisputed sex machine of your town by clicking here: You sick fuckers.

Yes I did click on it and won that title 2 years in a row.

Latest OBB News Up-Dates

Portrait Of A Spammer

I was having such a *hard time thinking of what to post* due to being so distressed about people typing wanker in my comment box, oh the pain so here is a post about them. If you want the full story just go HERE


Everyone says ignore the spammers I say make them work for me and take the piss out of them at the same time.

The Spammer:

I wake up in the morning after a sleepless night because my court order ankle bracelet is chaffing like FAUCK FAUCK FAUCK YOU'LL DIE, my tourettes is quite bad today. Why do the police need to know where I am all the time? I swore I'd never go near a school again.

I look at myself in the mirror but not in the eyes and say, "you're a funny intelligent person and well liked, no matter what everyone says." After my daily affirmation its time for some fruit loops then off to the office.

To stay fit I skip to work while smacking two coconut shells together, I'm a unicorn named Dennis. I often stop to accuse people I don't know of being out to get me, its what I do.

sometimesifalloverandithurtmekneewithabashybooboo.

I knew Manuel Noriega was in on it, go on say he'd never do a thing like that, as you have e-mailed with him twice and therefore know him, don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining. Next its oh you are so paranoid, these are the kind of people who get killed in slasher movies.

I work in Information Technology as a cleaner, not of hard drives but of shiny surfaces, its company policy to hire a mentally challenged window licker like on "L.A. Law" I love that show, I watch it every night though it ended years ago and I don't have a TV, I'm special. I tell people I'm an information technologer but spend the day making tea and cleaning when I'm not spamming and arguing with the water cooler.

I use lots of computers when the others are on their lunch breaks and have so many different faces, fuck I'm so clever and your not, I'm a dog, a monkey , a hat stand , several hot girls and one ugly girl, and many boring lords and ladies as I am ashamed of my working class parents, I have nightmares about having to do actual work .

Most of my blogs are victim blogs, these are half-assed boring as fuck blogs so when I spam people and they accuse me I say but look, I'm a blogger a victim myself, Lord Lookin, Goober the dog and monkey nuts comment on me I must a real bone fide blogger, clever huh? disinformation is the key, bloggers are sooo stoopid.

I check into my Nemesis' blog "Old Bitter Balls," yet another fantastically funny post, I don't know how he does it, yes! he has his comment moderation off , now to get the attention from him that I yearn for as he is the father figure and hunk of loving I have always wanted.

:::::sticks tongue out and starts to type::::: "The Monday club said.......wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker "etc :::takes a break:::: "Fiona said........looser looser looser looser "etc ::::::mis-spells it 20 times ah the irony::::::: oh no, Old Knudsen has slapped on his moderation and foiled my efforts to fill up his comment box, this isn't over Old Knudsen someday I shall destroy you for some reason I haven't thought out yet.

Later in the day I try again, but huh? my IP is blocked? I use another server to post ::::sticks out tongue again::::: "Mandy Onslow said....... . . . . . . ." fuck I'm so clever just dots heh heh I may go through a lot of trouble, time and effort but I'm sure Old Knudsen is crying because I type nasty things on his blog, I'm sure hes never gone through anything as bad as this in his life hehe. Nothing good has ever come out of the jungle.

My mother did cheat on my drunken child molesting father by fucking a retarded monkey at the zoo but look at me, do I look I got any of the monkey retardness? (it was actually an ape, did you know that Gorillas have penis' no bigger than a pencil? true fact that, maybe they should have rubbers on the ends)

Oh no there goes the moderation again ,this isn't over Old Knudsen someday I shall destroy you for some reason I haven't thought out yet.

After a hard day of spamming , crap blogging and wiping up coffee spills I stick some sewing needles into my groin.

My life ambitions is to break my father's cycle of abuse, get off probation and destroy Old Knudsen but not in that order, now its off to stalk some of **my old boyfriends**, they think they can change phone numbers and addresses but I find them and their little bunnies FAUK FAUK WE WILL NEVER STOP, sorry there goes the tourettes again .

I wonder why I have no real friends, oh yeah, I know why.






*I'm only kidding duh!*


**I never said if this particular spammer was male or female or both.**

The funny thing is that the day before these people that are known to me started to spam me, I was considering taking a break from blogging. Now I can't/won't take a break I just keep making new blogs, they have suceeded in doing the opposite that they wanted to do, well done spammers, here have a banana.

Hussey Is Still A Spammer.

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.