The hopes of a nation weighed doon on the shoulders of Kate Middleton with the collective voice of 'don't fuck it up' and she delivered like a pro.
A bouncing 7lbs 4oz baby boy. The couple have already picked out a suitable name for the wee royal fucker.
As they have both recently converted to Islam the child shall be named Mohamed, his full name shall be Mohamed Satsuma Bonfire Charlton Edward Soren Windsor. He shall not be circumcised as that is a barbaric practice done by uneducated sheeple but he will remain in hospital to have a birthmark in the shape of 3 sixes removed.
2 comments:
Wrong!
On two counts!
He was/will be named Dodi.
The "Number of the Beast" is indeed 666(1), but the "Mark of the Beast" is
χξς
(1) 616 and 656 have also been attested in ancient papyrus tweets.
At least her mark isn't a smiley face.
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