David Cameron Furious

David Cameron is said to be furious because the 5 Sinn Fein members at Westminster (who are elected but refuse to take their seats) somehow got into the Westminster drinks cabinet and ran amok through the hallowed halls of parliament.

Feces was smeared on the walls and Tiocfaidh ár lá was written in Sharpie on the leather benches. "This is exactly why we don't let the Paddys near the drinks cabinet" fumed Cameron. 

DUP politician Sammy Wilson said, "nobody offered me a drink" adding that he would have said "NO" and walked out in line with the policy of his party.   

Gerry Adams the leader of Sinn Fein denied ever having been a member of Sinn Fein and claimed to have no knowledge as to what alcohol is. 

Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness condemned the act then suggested that maybe the government was behind the whole thing and was probably responsible for 9/11 too.  

 Jeremy Corbyn 3rd on left with some friends. 6 people 3 cups.

Police aren't sure how they got access to the keys but they won't be charged as you can't blame a volcano for erupting, it's what they do and you can barely see the vomit stains now. Only three people hold keys to the drinks cabinet, David Cameron, the Speaker of the House and the leader of the opposition which is the newly elected Jeremy Corbyn.  

Corbyn was unavailable for comment as he was at a fund raiser for 'Homes for Hamas'  for just £3 a month you can help a Hamas terrorist freedom fighter build a safe new home complete with tunnels to hide their weapons and kidnapped Israelis in. 



 

 

Created Drama But No Justice

Gerry Adams the leader of yon shower of shites Sinn Fein has been released from Antrim police station after 4 days of questioning into the 1972 murder of Jean McConville. Aye, watch out cos our police really are that fast, it's only 42 years which is fairly good for the PSNI.

While Gerry was in the station being plied with cups of tea and KFC bargain buckets to force a confession out of him his followers were busy with their graven images of their lord. Very appropiate considering it's questioning in regards to the murder of a widow who was raising 10 children, no not distasteful at all. 

Trying to make Adams into some form of hero, protesters made sure they used a picture of  that other terrorist hero Nelson Mandela .
He went in voluntarily to answer questions, he isn't a fucking martyr you twats. Well done on the speed of organising everything, it's as if you had a plan or new about things beforehand.   

This is the same Gerry Adams who shielded his pedo brother from arrest (allegedly) leaving his niece to go it alone then posted inappropriate poems about domestic abuse.  So tell me why you are making him to be some kind of hero.

Many Adams supporters say that this is political policing as there are elections in less than a month, gog forbid that anyone would think that Sinn Fein were involved in murders. So when is it a good time for you to face up to the murders of the past? I'll pencil you in for early June.

In 2003 Mrs McConville's body was found by a dog walker in County Louth in Ireland. The IRA claimed that she was an informer but that claim was rejected by an independent body investigating the case.
Years later Brendan Hughes, a former IRA commander who gave an interview to Boston college stated that Adams gave the order for the murder. Boston college only releases interviews after the terrorist dies.
IRA bomber Dolours Price also made allegations against Adams to Boston college. The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) began legal moves to get the Boston tapes which is still ongoing.

Price took an overdose of prescription drugs in 2013, boy did she hate Adams.

In March of this year a small fry named Ivor Bell was charged in connection with the murder. His lawyers mentioned Gerry Adams which led to Adams going to the police station for questioning.

Nothing sticks to Gerry. I'm sure the government could put him behind bars for numerous act of murder and terrorism but that would put the peace process at risk and he knows it. Adams, Martin McGuinness and several other Sinn Fein members play ball with the British government and now have respectable well paying jobs into their old age, the people who are still IRA fanatics and who were not given jobs are not very happy with Sinn Fein, they would rather be blowing people up to achieve a united Ireland cos that really works. 

Jean McConville was raised Protestant but became Catholic after marrying her husband who was a former member of the British army. Their family got intimidated out of the Protestant area they lived in and so they moved to Catholic West Belfast.

In 1972 her husband died of cancer and one of her sons was in prison for IRA activities. Neighbours in the area they lived became abusive towards McConville accusing her of passing on information to the police and army about the IRA.  
The whole being Protestant once and her husband having been in the army years ago would have put Loyalist and Republicans on alert if she lived in their areas as these criminal tribes do not like people with differing ways about them.

If in doubt, burn them out.

1972 was a difficult year for Jean, her husband dying and her son running around with a bad crowd and in prison, with the men out of the house the vultures must have saw weakness as she was taken at gunpoint by a group of girls ( one being Dolours Price) they tortured her by breaking her bones and smashing up her hands and then a bullet was put into the back of her head.

Taken to a beach in southern Ireland and buried. The IRA didn't own up to it until 1999 .... shame anyone?

Back then the police (RUC) only investigated the most serious of crimes, one woman being kidnapped wasn't serious as they just put it down to her being warned by the IRA and leaving of her own will .... aye and leaving her kids behind.

Her children were looked after by their 15 year-old sister but after they were found starving with no money, social services split them up to find homes.

The children of Jean McConville have long given up on justice for their mother, they know the names of the killers but out of fear of reprisals they won't talk.

Many others have said that Gerry Adams was the only one with the authority to order the murder but of course he denies everything, hes made a political career out of denying things and has shown he'll even sacrifice his family members rather than look bad.

There are 8 others who have disappeared and have yet to be found, will we ever be able to move past the Troubles or will the skeletons in the closet or beaches keep appearing until the older politicians die?    

I've Seen Better

Tough Guys Without A War

Northern Ireland's Deputy minister Martin McGuinness said when he watched news reports of dissident parades involving men in their 30s, 40s and 50s he was "mystified" as to where they had been previously.

The former IRA commander asks, "Where were you, when there was a war?"

A fair question to all the big men strutting around with their neck tattoos. When things were going to shit and people were getting shot where were you? If the Troubles came back they would return to going back under their bed sheets.

 

 Peter Robinson First Minister: I proved myself a mighty warrior during the Troubles.

In 1986 I led led a group of 500 brave Loyalists across the border into Ireland and bravely attacked an unmanned Garda station ...... That showed them.

Uh yeah sure it did, he was later arrested and fined.

Get Yer Taig On

Get yer taig on, get yer taig on, get yer taig on get yer taig on. Gettin carried away, while Old Knudsen isn't a Fenian cock sucker he also isn't a stupid cunt and if there is a party to be had hes having it large.

The leaders of Northern Ireland Peter robthe People and Martin I'll have a Guinness were sent off to get them out of the way by the Secretary of state Theresa Villiers who is busy sorting the place out. It takes a woman's touch.
The pair are getting their taig on in Washington DC because today everyone is Irish .... well considering all the people of Northern Ireland have Irish blood in their veins they are anyway but still it's good to remember we are all the same people despite what politics several hundreds of years ago says. 

This day celebrates the death of the fictional saint St Patrick who allegedly brought Christianity to Ireland.... ya cunt, I'll drink to his death. 
Thank you St Patrick for chasing the Pagans out of Ireland but hey mate, ya missed a few.

Coasting On Autopilot Again

The so-called leaders of Northern Ireland are off forging trade and opportunity links with Brazil. So we just had the police attacked in a riot and then they were nearly blown up by a roadside bomb but Peter Robinson and Martin McGuinness were too busy enjoying some 

Sun and sea to give much of a fuck.

What a couple of useless tools these guys are. Throughout the previous riots they did fuck all and even though we still have the idiot flag problem they swan off  to Brazil where the nuts cum from.

 I'm pretty sure that real leaders either stay and sort things out or cut their trips short and return. Who are these guys? No one outside of Northern Ireland knows these two, they are hardly players on the world stage so why did the First Minister and Deputy Minister have to go? 

There is no shortage of minor middle aged bigoted civil servants in Northern Ireland's parliament I'm sure anyone else could do the job of empty promises and bullshit they are doing.

They mentioned that Northern Ireland had a skilled workforce .... that would be the Polish immigrants. They also said that Northern Ireland has a first class education system .... that only the Fenians have taken advantage of. The Prods are pretty much illiterate and don't value education.  

I am so fuckin blootered! hey baby I'm in charge of Ireland do you have any Irish in you and would you like some in you now?

After this the pair will head to the US and get their paddy on, while Norn Iron will be no doubt having trouble from the fleggers during the four day St Patrick's day events in Belfast, Pete and Marty will be dooning shots and being Irish which is funny as Robinson is a bigoted Prod who probably doesn't see himself as Irish. Even Scots/Irish has been rebranded as Ulster/Scots to help the sectarian Prods avoid their Irish roots. 

No wonder fuck all has been achieved after the ceasefire with twats like this in charge.

Two Faced Cunt

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! feel my rage/pain/discomfort.

The Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness launched a strong attack on politicians from the Republic of Ireland who said that people traveling to Northern Ireland to shop were being "unpatriotic".

Quick lesson in geography for the Americans. The Republic of Ireland is Ireland actual, full of Irish people who didn't fight against the Nazis in WW II because then they would have to side with the Brits who they hated more than Nazis........................ Many brave Fenians joined up on their own to fight the Nazis.

There is a border that separates the Republic (The South which is Irish ) and Ulster (The North which is British) Northern Ireland is a part of the UK and has the Queen on its money. They did fight against the Nazis thus earning them health care and Welfare like the rest of Great Britain.

McGuinness said:

"I think it is very patriotic for anybody born on the island of Ireland to shop on the island of Ireland,"

also:

"There were a number of tremendous evils in our society, one is racism, the other is sectarianism and I think an evil also is partitionism".

"What we need to recognise is that there is a free will of the people," he added.

The reason why people are crossing the border is because shops are doing a Pound sterling = a crappy Euro in order to entice shoppers. All about value.

The Taoiseach, Brian Cowen, said "We live in an island and people will make their choices, the important thing is that we provide best possible value for money and deal with the cost issues that arise."

Yes I said 'Taoiseach' which means in gheylick (head bogtrotter) so feel free to nominate me for best use of the Irish lingo in the Irish Blog awards.

Yes his surname is of Scottish origin don't think I didn't notice that.

Are you wondering why I'm annoyed yet?

The shithead on the right at an IRA funeral.

McGuinness joined the IRA in 1970 aged 20 , which is the 'Irish Repubician Army' a terrorist group as the real Irish army are in no way aggressive and don't even have weapons, pointed wooden sticks don't count.

By the start of 1972, he was second-in-command of the IRA in Londonderry.

He was convicted in 1973, after being caught with a car containing 250 lb (113 kg) of explosives and nearly 5,000 rounds of ammunition and was sentenced to six months imprisonment.
In the court he declared his membership of the IRA "We hav e fought against the killing of our people... I am a member of Óglaigh na hÉireann and very, very proud of it ."

There more gheylick, that means 'Warriors of Ireland' which is funny because they are cowardly, murdering terrorist scum, that should be worth the most bitter nomination.

So he doesn't like racism and sectarianism huh? two of the things the IRA have stood for and killed for.
Partitionism? killing yer own people didn't really bring yer cause together did it? even Ted Kennedy eventually snubbed you over it when public opinion about the brave IRA freedom fighters changed and they were seen as the scum they are. Its bad when a Kennedy snubs the Irish.

The free will of the people? For years all the people wanted was peace but no the terrorists on both the Catholic and the Protestant side wouldn't let them as they had their own agendas. In 1998 they even voted for peace.

Ach it makes me mad the way some people just change with the wind and say whatever it takes but really think something else.

You may be a part of the government now Mr McGuinness, taking yer lunch money from the British but on a short leash you'll always be .............. I'm watching you.

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Tony: "Did you hear the one about the IRA man who burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe when he tried to blown up a car? sorry Martin was that you?"

DUP leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness took office as first and deputy first ministers for a protestant and Catholic power sharing government thus ending direct rule from London.

Tony Blair the British Prime Minister and some paddy named Bertie Ahern stood by incase the two started throwing punches.

Well about fucking time, now we can get doon to the important business of building bonfires for the 12th July celebration commemorating when good King Billy beat the evil catholic army of King James in 1690.

I'll be there this year selling half bricks and packets of gravel to throw at the police, I just love tradition.