Sweet Revenge Served With Peas

Perception and double standards are funny things. Paul Kersey, a mild mannered architect designing buildings and kayaking on the occasional weekend. His wife Joanna and his daughter Carol were at home one day not realising that a drone was circling thousands of feet up above them.

Paul and Joanna weren't political and were law bidding citizens but someone, thousands of miles away who had never met them had decided that they needed to die. Joanna had borrowed Paul's car that day as her mini van was at the garage, he often worked from home so the drone had a green light to let loose. In a precision strike, an area of 50 feet was completely destroyed killing neighbours on both sides but that was acceptable loses and easy to deny and forget about. 

Grief stricken Paul vowed to make those responsible pay so he joined ISIS, got a membership card and everything. He then traveled to a city and shot those who tacitly supported the drone kills by saying how fucken classy Obama was or maybe they were voters or the military.

It's cool whenever Bronson does it and it's street thugs. When the thugs wear suits and uniforms it's different. In the Death Wish movies his character was a vet of Korea, now he can be a vet of the wars on terror.   

Operation Enduring Freedom was in 2001, then Iraq in 2003. Now Syria, Yemen and Libya? The Death Wishes story is a stretch but it is also true and how an invasion in 2001 and 2003 goes on to continue today.

If you go by sayings then "God is good" .... "Greed is good" so therefore War is good too. The US is the #1 arms dealer in the world followed by the UK then Russia and China. This Middle East shit is good for business.

It used to be to aid allies which protected trade or to prevent the Commies from becoming too powerful but now it's just outright profit and empire building.
We make other problems of course with the tide of refugees coming to our nations ... I'VE HEARD MORE PEOPLE SLAG OFF REFUGEES THAN I HAVE THE ONGOING WARS ..... WHAT THE FUCK?

I put that in caps to make a point. Yer anti-helping people but pro war? ... go to a war and we'll see how long that attitude lasts for.
These people divide refugees with economic migrants if slagging off asylum seekers doesn't look good but where are they going to go for jobs if the infrastructure of everywhere is destroyed? Look at that picture above, any Starbucks or fast food outlets?

I haven't even mentioned the human rights abuse still going on at Gitmo. The US is all into rights and the Constitution but if you aren't American then you can rot without evidence or charging for as long as they like.
Wasn't an anti-Muslim thing about how Muslims can lie to non-Muslims? I don't know why that was so shocking considering that as Dr House says, "everybody lies"  ... Muslim, Christian, Atheist, go on deny it then .... liar!

The US deeming that non Americans are substandard and not worthy of human rights is way worse than telling a fib.

Oh no, they use drones in US airspace, outrage!  .... yeah everywhere else doesn't matter.   

The oil industry complains about how low the cost of oil is. A barrel of crude oil is still around double than it was pre 9/11 and fluctuates every time a nation signs an agreement. Obama bombing Assad's oil refineries to influence the market stop ISIS from selling it has been a big help. 

The oil industry is of course moving with the times and is well into fracking. Governments turn a blind eye and deny any chance of pollution for cash.

Scientists were predicting a 5.6 for Oklahoma in January thanks to fault lines being reactivated because of fracking in the area. Well they got one.

Like Death Wishes, a person can be totally normal until all they value in life is taken away. This is the reason why Genghis Khan killed the older children of his enemies. 

The US might be the # one arms dealer in the world but it is also the # one manufacturer of terrorists too. Obama increased Bush's drone program and brought it to more cuntires and then sold that technology to others as if it was a fast food franchise. 

Americans might not fear the Reaper .... drones but you do reap what you sow so don't be surprised when some fella wants to blow you up. He has learned to hate you.
 

Burn Fracker Burn

Fuck it, it's Monday ... lets frack. 

Last week the 1% minority lost one of their sons. Aubrey McClendon the co-founder of Chesapeake Energy Corp died in what was deemed a tragic accident. 

The man who became a billionaire thanks to fracking somehow drove his SUV into the side of a bridge at 89 mph without a seat belt on and ended in a fiery wreck.
The day before the accident he was indicted on charges of rigging land leashing contracts. While he no longer held a bulk share of Chesapeake his e-mails and business practices would be a huge embarrassment to the company. 
He was still in the process of transferring his last shares to his "friend" Clayton Bennett of Dorchester Capital, a man Old Knudsen has never met.

  There's always some ghoul with a camera huh. 

Say what you like about Aubrey McClendon, he gave us a cheap fossil fuel which as everyone knows is clean, safe and great for the environment otherwise Hillary and Obama wouldn't support it cos they care for the environment ...... though are silent during gas and oil leaks until the press finds out and makes them face it.

What's more is that he was related by marriage to Kate Upton .... what a great excuse to wish her strength during this trying time and to take a gander at her huge norks. 

It reminds me of 1997 when Old Knudsen had to cut his Paris vacation short when Princess Di had her accident. I had to go report console the Queen who was very upset, as was Charles and Camilla or 'those nympho bunnies' as Philip used to call them. If Charles and Camilla bumped uglies would it be their faces rubbing together?   

Like many others Kate is concerned about climate change. I mean what if a dry day turned rainy with tropical storm Colin or Derek or Tyler or something? That could ruin an outfit. 

The man that changed the face of energy consumption in the US with oil and gas that now exceeds coal use can have the last words.  

I lied, the last werd is mine. Is that bacon I smell? 

Stop The Drill In Woodburn Forest

Here's how it starts, a fossil fuel company maybe called 'InfraStrata' or something else not very friendly sounding asks councilors if they can leash public land so they can drill an exploratory hole to look for oil or gas ..... it's just an itty bitty hole so who cares?

The councilors like money so they agree. The public land is in a wooded area called Woodburn forest and near Woodburn reservoir. No where in the world has there been drilling allowed on public land that is a water catchment area, it supplies water to the local towns and even a part of Belfast .... but the councilors like money.

If they find oil or gas then they'll pay more money and turn it into a commercial well. Councilors like bigger amounts of money. In far away Ballymena the councilors voted that drilling should happen and that the crusty protestors should be removed.
Of course the roads that reach the site are public so the police can't really do much according to the law unless money is applied that is.

Funny how there has been more action to remove protestors at a drilling site than there have been to remove the idiot Loyalists at the Twaddell Avenue protest camp, money talks.  

 InfraStrata make Hulk angry!

Actor Mark Ruffalo even weighed in and said what a pack of cunts you'd have to be to drill in Woodburn Forest. He might have used other werds and maybe added ' bag of dicks' to the Minister for the Environment, Mark H Durkan.

A licence granted to Infrastrata to drill in Woodburn Forest, 350 metres from a reservoir supplying drinking water to 131,000 people.... What the fuck? Either a incompetence or a major backhander, it's Norn Iron, it could be either or both.

Infrastrata and NI Water say there is no risk to drinking water as the two kilometre drill shaft will be shielded by steel and concrete. Because there have never ever been any accidents or fuck ups and the chance of putting cancer causing chemicals into clean drinking water is worth the risk .... yer a 1 in 5 chance of getting cancer anyways so quit yer whining.


Who doesn't like to drink and wash in Biocide T and Barium Sulphate? 24,000 kgs of Barium Sulphate will be injected into the water table ground to release any gas there .... sounds safe right? The chemicals all get magically removed and do not seep into the water table at all ... it's magic bitches! ... you just have to believe.

 Doing the 'po po' they are trained to stand this way and Mrs Peeler on the left, dat ass! I'd like to do some drilling of my own. 

Ruffalo and his organization Water Defense will be sending out home water testing kits to residents because no one else is looking after them.

At far away Ballymena the Mid and East Antrim Council which are responsible for the Woodburn area have said.

"Hey bey, we like money, tractors, cocaine, sheep and a God that is Protestant, it won't affect our watter so may your childer enjoy their cancer."

In Northern Ireland we don't have much environment, trees get cut down and hardly any get planted to replace them. There are a few nice places but over all it's bleh, not very dramatic, you have to go to the south of Ireland for places that Hollywood want to make movies in as they just use CGI for the north. 

They shot Robot Overlords here but pretended it was England. 

Fracking has polluted areas in the US for decades but because it's a large country they can get away with it somewhat though less and less as we see the damage. We're like 50 miles across we'd be toxic in no time.  It pollutes the ground, it pollutes the water table and it pollutes the air with all the polluted dust it kicks up, there is no coming back from it. 

We have fuck all environment without officials deciding to risk it without telling the people. If the Minister for the Environment and all those others that voted to drill weren't already open to the idea of a large commercial operation in the area then we wouldn't have any exploration drilling ....  This is just the beginning if they find something.

It's perfectly safe, except for all the times it hasn't been.   

Those cunts in charge want to drill and want to poison yer ugly wee kids, this isn't a NIMBY (not in my back yard) issue with the eye sore of wind turbines (which look class) this is important shit, no invented epilepsy or cancer from staring at wind turbines, you'll be able to taste and smell the change. 

Drilling all to sell it elsewhere and we are left with the fall out, literally until they use us up and leave to drill in the next clean water catchment area.     

Conspiracy Isn't In The Shadows Anymore

Have you heard about this Zika virus? I hadn't heard of it until a few weeks ago. It makes unborn babies look like Dobby the hoose elf, with an underdeveloped brain. Central American governments are suggesting that you shouldn't get pregnant until 2018.

The World Health Organization says it's spread by mosquitoes and there is no cure for it. It could reach pandemic scale and come back in 10 years then there might be a vaccine of some sort.

Och wee dote. 

If it does hit big it could mean a generation of morons, I don't know if I could take that. Every year there is someone ranting about chemtrails or sharing the videos on how snow doesn't burn. Old Knudsen doesn't believe in that science stuff but he does have the fucken Internet .... the dress is gold and white, the government just wants you to think it's black and blue to see if their chemtrail mind control is working. 

If you were going to shoot chemtrails over Northern Ireland would it not be rat poison to get rid of the vermin known as people? We aren't worth any other kind of effort and you couldn't dumb us down anymore than we are. 

Then you have yon rapper B.o.B arguing with Neil deGrasse Tyson that the Earth is flat because when he takes pictures of the horizon he can't see a curve.  I don't know about you but I go to rappers (especially high school drop outs) when I have a science question, Fitty Cent was the one that told me about the Climate Change conspiracy .... Where is the normal temperature of the Earth be at? .... ighhhtt! 

I swear, these are the people that answer Yahoo Questions. If I have to tell one more person about Ad-Block plus .... figure it the fuck out, you have the Interwebs!!!!!!

If it wasn't for the Urban dictionary I would never have discovered the pleasures of wolfbagging or what a Mexican pancake is.

Mosquitoes have been getting around over the last couple of decades. West Nile virus (a relative of Zika) was their last big thing. Zika virus has been around since 1947 but it takes a while to get around. 

Don't go forgetting about Ebola, that was a big thing not too long ago .... almost like a test run to see how freaked out people would get. Remember, if yer gonna test stuff out then do it in Africa. The first form of the Zika virus came from Uganda and don't forget Aids. 

Africa is a vast sprawling Continent with 3rd world nations and dodgy laws and corrupt officials. Questions do not get asked when you ship things in and out of many African ports. It's also still hard to get news from parts of Africa. There are reasons why the Chinese fucken love it there, it's almost as slack as home.

Bill Gates like that other 1% er Mark Zuckerberg donate billions to charity all the time ... well to their own causes at least. You don't get to be a billionaire by giving away yer money. Gates through his Bill and Milinda foundation seem to be very interested in mosquitoes. Remember when Bill released mosquitoes into an audience for fun? 

Gates who is a big investor in Monsanto in India had done polio vaccine tests there with a vaccine that the CDC had dropped in 2000 for actually causing polio. Gates claims to not have known about this but the Indian government has accused him of 47,500 paralysis deaths.  Testing on remote villages isn't cool Gates!

The CDC  (Centers for Disease Control) are dirty lying fuckers themselves. They made Aids a worldwide panic and lied about contaminated drinking water in Washington DC, much like what Flint Michigan is going through. Don't trust them. 

Back to Mosquitoes. Eritrea in the Horn of Africa reduced mosquito deaths by 80% over a couple of decades. They did this with clean drinking water, destroying mosquito breeding grounds and malaria nets to sleep under. 

No vaccines involved. Bill Gates keeps taking about vaccines though ... even after India. They always want to make something they can sell huh. He has also talked about mosquitoes that deliver the vaccine, you know who else talked about such things? .... The Nazis. 

Experiments at Dachau had the Nazis looking at weaponizing mosquitoes to send to the enemy. This is real science and hard to follow the trail back.   

How do you fool the people? mock and belittle the truth and anyone that tells it.

Is it a conspiracy when the Governor tells you that the drinking water is safe even though it's full of lead? Is it a conspiracy when the CDC also let you drink contaminated water and become a well funded and important department over Aids which is actually pretty difficult to catch? Is it a conspiracy when Monsanto try to muscle out all competition for growing non-Monsanto crops and the government lets them? Is it a conspiracy when the NSA get caught collecting data on the US people and intercepting communications from our allies? Is it a conspiracy when any whistleblowers are automatically found guilty? Is it a conspiracy that we always seem to be at war and even with troop numbers being cut the weapons industry still make big profits? Is it a conspiracy that we are still driving cars not too different than they were 100 years ago? Is it a conspiracy when terrorist groups like Khorasan pop up but no one except for the government has heard of them, but they are totally deadly? Is it a conspiracy that everyone seems to die of cancer? Is it a conspiracy that we invaded Iraq for no good reason? is it a conspiracy that no top level people in the British government ever got jailed for pedophilia and the guy in charge of the investigation was one of the suspects? Is it a conspiracy that the British government let terrorist attacks happen in Northern Ireland and lost evidence regularly?

7.3 billion people on this world, the 1% have to be worried. That is why you don't have a job for life, dumbed down education, crippling debt and can only afford iPhones and fast food .... bread and circuses.  A cull would be too drastic and you don't want to live on a radiation soaked rock. You still need a labour force but not one that has too much or is too well educated. 

You improve on your WMD's (buy our Brimstone missiles) and yer plagues on the poor, the free press being owned by just a few people, your details and location being known at all times thanks to social media. Scare yer own population with what might happen because a scared population are easier to control, they end up giving you their rights and freedoms. 

Remember when I pointed out that the weapons, food and medical industries all have the same investors in all three? Like Obama talking climate change and supporting fracking. Oil is too cheap so fracking is the future. 

As Napoleon said: "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."  .... substitute the fear of Hell for fear of bodily harm and terrorist attacks though many still believe the burn in Hell bullshit .... especially those poor uneducated nations, they are still way into it.  

 Ha ha ha, I really hate you ..... I can't stand you either lol.

It isn't conspiracy if it is actually happening and not all people that suggest a conspiracy go on about melting steel beams and burning snow.  Can you readily explain the actions of world leaders? You don't hear about how the US continually provokes Russia on its border but Russia is always the bad guy. 

There are no good guys and bad guys, just people out for themselves. You don't get rich or at the top of your ladder by being nice, you step on the people on the way up. 

 

 

    

 

Rednecks Sure Do Whine A Lot

Old Knudsen gets a little tired of the constant hate that gets spewed out on the TV, Interwebs and media in general. He just wants to dust off his M40 sniper rifle and go up to a bell tower to shoot the hate out of people, right behind their fucking eyes.

It's a small world these days with everyone having a smartphone but the thing is that smartphones don't make the people ant smarter. They do get to publish their opinions for the world though.

Like this 20 year-old English slapper, hey who wasn't this dumb aged 20 huh huh? I bet she is smart enough to not shag Old Knudsen though.

Good politicians have discovered that fear will keep will get them elected. Hitler used the fear of Jews to unite the German people so what if you use fear of several different groups? especially ones who are the most vulnerable.

Well it doesn't work all the time and just goes to make things worse for those targets. 

“Anybody can become angry — that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way — that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.”  ~ Aristole
   
Here is what Conservative Americans know.

Welfare recipients are lazy fuckers who want to live mouth to hand and never want to get ahead in life because they are all rich anyways.

Liberals don't like guns and so therefore don't like you having them.

Women who have abortions are murderous sluts .Those who have their babies but go on government assistance are lazy sluts.

Immigrants get every government benefit that's out there and send their excess thousands back home to foreign land. 

Muslims are all terrorists. Sikhs and Pakkies are also Muslim terrorists. 

Ghey people can be cured but are too sinful to want it and are one step away from being pedos.

Stalin was a socialist...... like Obama. 

Blacks are lazy and probably steal shit .... like Obama.

Conservative thinking is completely normal and correct, and is validated by the Bible ... probably, if they had read it all.

Quit yer fucking whining, ya sound like the English.

If you look at the way the US is broken up politically you'll see that most of the red states (Conservative/Republican) are inbred redneck hillbilly states that doesn't produce much except for inbred hillbillies with snake handling religions.

Now don't get me started on the touchy feely knee jerk  Liberals busy feeling their white guilt over slavery.

So much is wrong with the way people are thinking in the world , which is why Old Knudsen is here to tell you what to think. Someone without anything to gain has to do it.

Quit begrudging those who have with very little. What works for you might not work for them, there are things you might never know ...... like those annoying memes you see about mental illness, you can't see everyone's illnesses so don't judge.

Unless yer Old Knudsen of course then judge away.

 Look at the big arse on that, should she really be wearing tight leggings? 

“If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

Where is this post going? Fuck you, that's where.

Fox news, the channel that speaks and thinks for many Republicans had this picture up. 99.6% of "poor" hooseholds .... did you notice the quotes? have a fridge.

What they are saying are, 'how can you be poor if you have a fridge?'  only some cunt who has never been poor would suggest such a thing.

How can you be poor if you have any of these? .... a microwave, a car, the Interweb, running water, washing machine, clothes, a pet dog and it goes on.  

If you do anything that goes under the heading 'having fun' then you must be a scrounger. Oh you had some extra money and bought a pizza, you can't be that poor then.

MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING BEING POOR AND YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT PIZZA TASTED LIKE COS YER EATING HOMEMADE NOT VERY EXCITING LOW PRICE FOODS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.  

Old Knudsen is his own employer which pays pretty shit at times but it gives him time to do his hobbies, urban exploring, bukkake, hate crimes, ya know that sort of thing. The only thing he does to excess is masturbate and usually thats free.

The really sad thing is that these US Republicans are worldwide. Maybe because most of them came from Europe, especially the UK and Ireland. Northern Ireland still has plenty of Hillbillies left and in case you didn't know, the term HillBilly is from the followers of King William of Orange who is seen like a god to the Loyalists of Northern Ireland for finally getting Catholics out of the British monarchy, yep all 4 foot 8 inches of his Dutch wee self.

In Northern Ireland we have weemen as second class citizens and have restricted opening times for shops on a Sunday, it's a Republican's dream, thats US Republican cos Northern Ireland Republicans are yon Fenian cunts who blow people up.

On the Mainland you have the Conservatives playing all the cards that the US conservatives do and right now Fracking is what all the conservatives cronies are getting into despite how contaminated the US has gotten from it.

99.6% of poor need a fridge if they ever want a drink of cold clean water as you have to buy it from the shops thanks to industrial pollution . At least in third world Africa you can drink from the faucet. 

The Me In Meek

In the history of mankind has anyone ever gotten anything except oppressed and killed by being meek?
This is not some great gift, the meek shall inherit the earth when the intractable have taken and destroyed all that is worth having. The food will be unaffordable and synthetic and you'll be able to set fire to your tap water thanks to chemicals used in fracking. 


Enjoy being meek I'm sure being given what you are told you deserve, big brother, x-factor, conceited actors, cancer and soap operas are all worth it.