Showing posts with label mongs with guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mongs with guns. Show all posts

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

I Can't Take This World Seriously


Monalisa Perez 19, and her boyfriend Pedro Ruiz, 22 wanted to be famous YouTubers ... you gots to have yer dreams right?

It's all about content that's fresh, different and new. Or you can do the same old shit day in day out like Old Knudsen does on his blog. Stay tuned for my next post, 'Why Are People Such Stupid Cunts?'  


Remember when a wannabe rapper shot himself in the mouth? Kasper Tha Phantom used a small gun with a low velocity round which travels slower than a standard bullet. Mr Tha Phantom swallowed the bullet before being rushed to hospital. He wanted to use a different gun a 9 mil cos that's what rappers go on about but his friend said no, that's armor piercing.

No, guns are not armor piercing, you'd have to be the Hulk to achieve this with a very hard throw and you don't have to use an armor piercing round. I believe AP bullets for handguns have been banned since 1986 anyways so why waste one if you had it on some fool's ugly bake?

 You should shoot me, that would be cool

Pedro Ruiz came up with the idea that his girlfriend Monalisa Perez would shoot at him with a handgun while he held thick book in front of him.

Law enforcement agencies did consider the use of books instead of kevlar at one point so I see how he thought this could work. He also allegedly tried shooting a thick book at least once to test it.

If Mr Tha Phantom could do it then ..... Theodore Roosevelt had a thick boring speech mostly stop a bullet and in the movies a Bible or hip flask always stop bullets, it's fact! 

So the young couple with one brain cell between them set it up. Neighbors watched through the windows of their house and their 3 year-old daughter got to watch this fine example of young adulthood too.

So use a little caliber bullet, use a 9 mil perhaps.
 
No, what they went with was a 50 cal Desert Eagle. One of the most powerful handguns. I guess they couldn't get an even more powerful 50 cal Smith & Wesson revolver so they made do.

Why have a 50 Desert Eagle? You can kill someone just as dead with a 40 or 45 if stopping power made you hard.

You have a 50 cal Desert Eagle if you are a fucken poser. No military in the world issues these. They are over kill and obviously more expensive to shoot. You can stop a truck with one of these or just shoot through things like um ... thick books.

Testing a bullet proof vest in 1923

Perez who is pregnant with their second child fired from a foot away. I don't know how this was a good idea at all.

Adults that still have child like mentalities that can breed and own guns. She got out on $7,000 bail. I don't what will happen to the children you may see them on YouTube getting tattoos or something, maybe this notoriety will get her the 300,000 subscribers she yearned for.

The lesson of this story is if you are going chase your dreams don't aim so big.   


Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Selfie Nine Millimeter


If you accidentally kill yerself with yer own gun while taking a seflie GOOD. If you kill yerself by doing something else dangerous for a selfie GOOD. The werld has 7 billion people on it so thinning the herd of the mongs is long over due.

A 43 year-old bloke in Washington state had been taking selfies with his girlfriend when he accidentally killed himself. He had been posing, loading and unloading for various important pictures when he fucked up and left a bullet in the gun.
You were 43 wasn't it time to grow the fuck up? I don't feel sorry for him, it's the people he leaves behind that I feel sorry for .... luckily his GF found out what a moron he was before she married him.

   Michael Jackson anyone? 

You take selfies with a camera or yer phone ..... not the land line as that is too difficult to do. No one wants to see you being stupid with a gun or making fuck duck face.   


Would you rather see this kind of selfie? 


Or this? 

You always point firearms in a safe position, that's either usually up at the sky or down at the ground, you only point them at people you intend on shooting. You treat every gun as if it is loaded until you can make it safe .... it's the unloaded gun that always kills, in other werds people that assume get their ass shot. 

The US is a strange place. Many think they are in the movies, probably because most movies they see have common every day streets in them. Oh to be trapped in a building with a load of European terrorists with just yer trusty 9 mil Beretta on hand. 

I'm reminded of the guy that took on the Vegas shooters  Jerad and Amanda Miller. They shot 2 police officers dead and then went to a Wal Mart and shot at the ceiling telling everyone to get out. Joseph Wilcox a civvie with a gun confronted Jerad because he didn't know that Amanda was his accomplice. He soon found out when she shot him dead. There goes his Die Hard moment, but it's not supposed to be like that. 

In Chicago a 65 year-old man tripped and shot himself in the knee. Ya know what you never see John McClane do? 

Imagine being such a pussy that you have to have a loaded and ready (cocked) gun with you at all times. Police should be carrying a loaded gun because they seek out criminals, soldiers should have a loaded gun if their duty demands it but the average Joe on the street doesn't need one. Would I feel safe knowing everyone was armed? 

 Ok we get it, it's a penis ... and not a very big one.  

The 65 year-old that shouldn't even be driving on the meds he's on or the mother that leaves her gun in her handbag in the care of her toddler, they are a danger to themselves and others and I don't mean criminals.

Americans have freedom issues but should that freedom be the freedom to accidentally kill the person in line at the check out? What about their freedom not to be killed by a mong with a gun? 
  

Monday, 12 October 2015

Teachers Should Have Guns

 
 Get me da Uzi 9 millimeter, I must put her out of my misery. 

The latest (well biggest) school shooting in Oregon has they same old shite as ever, people calling for guns in schools and how gun free zones are dangerous. You do know that police can bring their guns into gun free zones right? In the UK gun free zones go under the name of 'everywhere' but unlike the Americans we don't think we're so special that someone is going to bother to try to shoot us. Show some backbone Yanks. We had the Nazis bombing us and we sand stupid songs about rolling out the barrel and telling Mrs Brown to get yer fucking knees up and we were grateful.  

Show me yer hands ya little prick! 

The black white guy who wants to be president Ben Carson wants armed people including teachers in schools. Many schools already have real 'armed' police officers that do school duties, they didn't help at Columbine High School or Virginia Tech though. 
The US police usually respond pretty fast but since it's so easy to kill a large amount of people with a gun it's often not fast enough. If a teacher was armed then maybe they can fire of a couple of panicked shots into their own leg before they get gunned down.    

Sixth grade teacher Michelle Ferguson-Montgomery accidentally discharged her gun in her Utah elementary school bathroom injuring her leg. An Idaho State University professor shot himself in the foot during class 2 months after the bill that allowed those with concealed carry permits to carry guns on state college and university campuses.

If only I hadn't been so fond of smoking weed, I could have had a real job.  

So yeah, lets arm teachers. C'mon, if they were of any use in the real werld they wouldn't be teachers for fucks sake.
It's not just the teachers, I also blame the parents ... and the wee fuckers that spew from their carnal lustings.

Here are some cases in which civvies showed the need for gun free lives never mind zones. There were lots more cases BTW. 

May 2014 a four year-old boy shot himself when he found his parent's handgun in their Indiana home.
  
Dec 2014 a two year-old got into his mom's purse and shot her dead in a Wal-Mart in Idaho. 

Feb 2015 a 3 year-old boy found his mother's handgun and shot his parents in Albuquerque, they all survived even though the mom was pregnant and the boy's little sister was in the room. Also in Feb an 11 year-old boy from Georgia was killed and his parents injured when the weapon the father was cleaning went off through the dad's hand, through the boy and into the mom's elbow.


In March 2015 a 4 year-old girl was accidentally shot in the leg by one of her parents while they repaired said weapon.

July 2015, Texas a 3 year-old boy who should have been napping got a hold of a loaded 380 semi-automatic pistol and shot himself in the head.


Aug 2015 a 2 year-old boy found his dad's gun under the pillow and shot the dad point blank in the head while they were napping together. Also in August a bloke shot himself in the wrist at a Muslim free shooting range in Oklahoma.
An army veteran who was a Muslim protested the shop but when it was discovered that he was a vet he was allowed to use it. The owner just didn't want terrorists, cult members or Islamic extremists using the range. Cos they all wear badges that says what they are ..... stoopid Okies. 
  
I've got 3 more bullets and no right answers yet, whose next?  

Civvies with guns are the cause to those shooting sprees so to stop them you should give more guns to civvies. Is this Ben Carson logic cos he ain't no brain surgeon .... no wait, he actually is. Can I change surgeons please?
Here is the future, 'Protests during nap time after an unarmed black child was shot dead by his teacher. The teacher said the child would not use his inside voice and reached for what looked like a crayon.'  

Arming teachers is as bad as bring in military vets to guard the schools. While the vets would be having flashbacks to Iraq the teachers will be busting caps into some fools because they were asked a stupid question before the teacher had their 8th cup of morning coffee, teachers are cranky fuckers, no wonder Old Knudsen didn't learn nothing.  

If Old Knudsen's sadist ginger English teacher had more that a cane I reckon he'd have killed a few pupils. No matter how hard he hit Old Knudsen's hands Old Knudsen NEVER flinched or showed pain ... fuck you, you ginger tashed asswipe, I mock you with my poor sentence structure.   

 Y'all get out your big book of Texas history and read about Moses, one of the Founding fathers. 

Children are fuckers, they'd pretend to hug you just to disarm you. There would be loads of suicide by teacher when the kids force them to shoot em just to get out of homework.  


As well as the same old arm everyone to be safe argument because battlefields are so safe you have the old, 'all the shooters were on anti-depressants' or they all had Aspergers. Anything to get away and distract about how the likes of Chris Harper-Mercer had 13 firearms. No job but he had a load of guns and those expensive bullet thingys. Luckily his mommy had a job. 

I like puppies, sunsets and giving foot rubs ... no Jews need apply though ... or wogs, E-mail Naziluvfista69.

Oh and if you complain about not having a girlfriend and yer user name on the dating site is Ironcross45 well there's yer sign. Video games, killing zombies, loving Nazis and the IRA are not what I'd call decent bait for fanny. Do what Ben Carson did and pretend to be a neurosurgeon that likes kittens or something. Mercer was all kinds of lame.   

Guns are a tool and they don't kill people on their own, they need human interaction to work. A band saw is also a tool but it can't be used to kill 9 people in a couple of minutes, a few fingers maybe. Guns were invented to kill, that is their purpose and they make killing so easy and you can dissociate yerself from it because yer 20 feet away and not personally putting in the effort to break the bones and rip apart internal organs. BANG like the movies and move on. Unlike the movies it may take several bullets though. 


Hero of the Oregon shooting Chris Mintz set off the fire alarm and could have gotten away but chose to try to stop Mercer. Mintz took 5 bullets and is still ticking. The mixed marital arts fighter served in the army for 10 years .... an army of one .... fuck yeah! Lets make Mintz the name we remember from this tragic event rather than the shooter.    

The shooter allegedly asked who the Christians were before shooting them extra. I read a article from those who have failed to understand what the 2nd amendment means saying that 9 Christian kids were shot at a school because it was a gun free zone. 

They can't even get a news story right but they think it's them who knows what the Bible and the Constitution says. It was a Community college ... that means adults who don't or can't go away and live at a full time university. All victims were adults, some middle aged and others way older. Fuck I hate it that these idiots voice their opinion and that other idiots believe it cos facts make my head hurt. 

If gun free zones are soo dangerous and it has nothing to do with the ease that most people can get a gun with then why don't the young men of Europe (including the UK) and especially those with mental health issues such as depression, PTSD and Aspergers not go on mass shooting sprees like the young men in America do?     

Is it really a mental health issue?
 
 

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Empty Nose Syndrome

Oh look, I've won the lottery in Uganda, didn't even know I entered it. 

Old Knudsen freely admits to not knowing everything, he only knows about 98% of things, the other 2% being things like what you had for breakfast or where that pen that he really liked went to and what happened last weekend when he woke up in a strange house covered in blood. Boring 2% shite. 

It's always good to learn new things though, except for math, that can go tae fuck. I learn, I notice and I complain like fuck. At my age bowel movements and complaining are two of the things that make life bearable.

Here is what I recently learned and observed. If you get a load of bees and squish them together to form a short rod and put a wick down the middle of them they don't burn very well. I suspect that beeswax is just a name and not really made from bees at all. Myth busted, next week I'll be figuring out baby oil, it could get messy. 


Guns don't kill people. Total dickheads who can easily get a hold of guns kill people. These dickheads who shoot unarmed people who are just trying to get an education at college or elementary school always seem to have a lot of support and have loads of excuses made for them, rather touching really. 

I wonder if they would feel the same about everyone having the right to have guns if some bloke went to the school where their child goes to and killed them with his legally held firearm. Does it take that for these people to see that the US has a problem? It won't be solved with background checks but to not even want to try is a special kind of evil callousness. 
 

Some people seem to think that Muslims are afraid of bacon in the same why that a vampire is about garlic or crosses. I love those movies when the vamp pretends to be afraid then has this look like 'wise up' on their face as they push the cross aside. People like the EDL or Britain First use the old bacon comments to offend Muslims but never do it with Jews, odd that.
 

I suppose they think that Jon Hamm or Kevin Bacon are the perfect role models or maybe even dead pig's head fucker David Cameron.  

I also learned that people are more willing to believe that Prime Minister David Cameron fucked the severed head of a pig in order to get into a secret toff club than believe that he is willing to take in thousands of Syrian refugees.

I discovered the difference between a refugee and a migrant. The former is fleeing danger while the later is moving for economic reasons and if they are white they then get called ex-pats but only if they are white. 


Hilary Clinton (the next US preez) is an utter asshole .... who would have thought it? Secret Service agents regard being on her detail as punishment as she'll reply to yer morning hello with a "fuck off" maybe she isn't a morning person, I think that's a perfectly reasonable reply. When Old Knudsen used to wake her she'd usually shout "get off me" but it was in a polite way. 

Old Knudsen used to intern for Hilary. 

A retired SS agent tells about her rude behaviour in a book he wrote just in time for the elections. He doesn't have an agenda but thinks that Trump would be a lot better to guard except for his constant bright orange glow, you couldn't be very discreet there. As Donald said, "Everyone says that Donald Trump is the best, Obama is horrible, concrete is heavy and every rose has its thorn"  ..... What a leader.

Old Knudsen reckons Bernie Sanders wouldn't need protection cos he has all that old man strength and you'd be stupid to try it on with him.  
Don't you dare confuse Sanders with Jeremy Corbyn. Sanders would rip Jeremy 'my vagina is crying' Corbyn into pieces in a cage fight.   
 
 Don't fear the raper .... er reaper.

The Pope met with Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, he told her to have courage and to stay strong. The Vatican then went into spin mode and issued a statement that said the meeting with the Protestant hoor bag and telling her to stay strong was in no way an endorsement of her anti-ghey stance on same sex marriage. 

Like the shooting spree apologists many were out to dismiss the meeting by saying it was a quick hello and goodbye and the Pope didn't even know who the fuck she was, he is always saying stay strong to everyone, even to pedos and donkey rapists .... doesn't mean he means it for fucks sake. If you've met the Pope and he told you to stay strong then he probably really did mean it and I'm not belittling yer special moment one bit.  :::sniggers::::

Nah if you wanted to know how the Pope feels then just read his own words:    

"Children have the right to grow up in a family with a father and mother capable of creating a suitable environment for the child's development and emotional maturity. Today marriage and the family are in crisis." 

He also met with a ghey couple and spoke about everything but them being ghey. Aye he's a lovely fella, so progressive, except for gheys getting married and raising kids and women in the church but still. 

Lie to me bitch, the truth is too ugly to face. 
 
 Obama and Putin .... obviously
    
The US was reminded who the big dog really is when Russia finally decided to bomb Syria. The US, UK and Saudi coalition of evil have been bombing targets carrying out kinetic action in Syria for months. They claim to be targeting ISIS towns, bases and oil refineries but in reality they bomb empty towns or refineries still run by Assad. 
Now with Russia in the mix the US is upset because they target anyone who isn't the Syrian military and that includes the Free Syrian army who the US have been training and equipping to overthrow Assad. The Russians are probably the only ones with permission to bomb Syria so outrage from the west is kinda funny. 

I suspect the west will lose interest in fighting ISIS in Syria all of a sudden, what I've learned from this is that I've been right all along. Meanwhile the US-led Nato force are bombing hospitals in Afghanistan, don't worry, I'm sure the 19 people killed understand that it's friendly fire .... the wars are over anyways right? 

       




Saturday, 20 June 2015

Obama Lied To Further His Agenda





Obama is sad because he can't control the American people as much as he'd like to. Nine black people killed in a church in South Carolina by a young white racist terrorist. Time to reflect and to maybe slip in some gun control. Why not have gun control? Sorry Americans you abuse the right to own guns and you just can't be trusted .... You also can't be trusted with e-mails and phone calls eh Obama? 

She'll get well looked after in prison. 

When I saw a picture of Dylann Roof (the shooter) I thought of Adam Lanza, maybe it was the long skinny face and big eyes. Maybe it was the lack of decent hair cut. Is there a connection between bad hair and killing sprees?

   I don't know, you want me to look into it?

You'd think that if Obama was to get something like universal background checks when buying firearms passed he'd have gotten it after Sandy Hook. 20 children and 6 adults killed by Adam Lanza, that's a lot for one scrawny 20 year - old. 20 children for fucks sake, who the fuck stands up for the 2nd amendment after something like that? .... The gun lobby is very powerful.

As I covered before the 2nd amendment was originally to keep a well armed militia in order to crush any slave rebellions which really did scare the crap out of whitey back in the day. Saying it was to keep a well armed militia in case the government had to be overthrown again is a nice story. 

It's ironic then that the 2nd amendment allowed the murder of 9 black people. Old Knudsen loves guns and is a gun owner but seriously the assholes have spoiled it for the rest of us. Having a gun does make it easier to kill someone. The problem is that the genie is out of the bottle, you'll never regulate all the guns in the US and you'll never know who has what .... never!
Obama and Biden looked sad as Obama said things like this which is a total lie.

24th Febuary 2015 In the Czech Republic a man went on a shooting spree killing 9 including himself. 

On the 7 January 2015 two ragheads went into the offices of Charlie Hebdo and killed 11 people. Yes Obama never went over for that linked arm photo opportunity so maybe he just forgot about this. 

Ljubiša Bogdanović killed 14 people 9 April 2013 in a small Serbian village.


Anders Behring Breivik would like to remind Obama that he killed 69 people in Norway 22nd July 2011 and he would like a PS4 and some up to date games please as his PS3 violates his human rights and he hasn't got any cool games like Call of duty or GTA ...... fuck off Breivik. 

Derrick Bird, shot to death 12 people 2nd June 2010 in Cumbria .... England .... and we don't even have guns.

The Erfurt massacre in Germany 26 April 2002 had 19 year-old expelled student Robert Steinhäuser killing 17 including himself.

The Dunblane school massacre in 1996 which killed 16 children, one teacher and the creep himself led to the banning of handguns in the UK .... it's not as if we even like our kids that much but it still happened.   


Oh no Obama, we never have mass violence. You could say 'Oh Obama meant that the US has more than' .... well he didn't fucking say that, the manipulative fucker. 

In 2012 alone there 69 deaths in the US due to shooting sprees, one at a Sikh temple and one attack that targeted 5 black men and of course the 20 children and 6 adults at Sandy Hook. It was a good year for ammunition sales.   

To correct you Obama, this shit happens everywhere, if they don't have guns they'll use knives or hammers ... guns do make is easier and you can get a higher body count if you plan it well. 

On 1st March 2014 eight knife-wielding men killed 29 men and women at a railway station in China. Of course China is the place that has festivals to eating dogs and think that torturing them before hand to scare them makes the meat more tender .... not a very advanced country so fuck em eh?  

Guns don't kill people, dickheads with guns do, just as cars don't kill people, inanimate objects are harmless ... unless it gets A.I. and then we're all fucked.

I wouldn't give up my guns or volunteer the information to the government as to what I had because I'm probably not going to go on a shooting spree and what business is it of the government what I have? Just like how I don't think they should be reading my e-mails and tracking the porn sites I visit. 
Keep yer nose out of it Obama and get fixing the economy, education and healthcare systems.... And stop sending troops to die in the Middle East, it just isn't worth it.  Elliot Rodger killed 6 people in 2014 and he was receiving expensive psychiatric treatment, sometimes there is just no stopping the crazies and he has stabbed 3 of his victims.  Shit happens everywhere dude.   

Friday, 23 January 2015

Neeson Opens Fire On Gun Violence


When actors go off script you suddenly remember that they are people just like you and me ... well more like you than me cos yer a cunt while I'm fucking gleaming.

Liam Neeson, or Lame to his friends was asked a question in relation to the Charlie Hebdo shootings in Paris. He replied by saying, "There's just too many... guns out there"  yes Lame there are, also too many Pokemon, how is anyone ever expected to catch them all?

"I think the population is like, 320 million? There's over 300 million guns. Privately owned, in America. I think it's a disgrace. Every week now we're picking up a newspaper and seeing, 'Yet another few kids have been killed in schools' then talking about his Taken 3 character "A character like Bryan Mills going out with guns and taking revenge: it's fantasy." 



Well except when people actually do go out with guns to take revenge.

I have no idea why he started ranting on about the US when asked about Charlie Hebdo, from Ballymena ya know so not too bright, maybe high on the drugs. He isn't the first actor to make their millions blowing away bad guys on screen and then complain about gun violence.
Taken 1, 2 and 3, The A-Team, Non-Stop, A walk among the tombstones all have him totting a gun while others like Krull, Excalibur, Gangs of New York, Kingdom of Heaven, Rob Roy, Star Wars and Batman mostly contained hacking, slashing and stabbing violence which is more acceptable to liberal audiences.   

Yes it is a shame when you read about a school shooting, it makes you angry enough to kill the shooter if they are still alive .... of course I'd kill them with a hammer, knife or car as gun violence is wrong.

PARA USA who worked with Neeson on Taken 3 say they regret having worked with him and urge companies to cut ties with the Taken franchise .... I guess their cheque has cleared so they can say whatever they want as I doubt there will be another Taken movie.


Well you just never know. In Die Hard 5 John McClane was reunited with his son who was all grown up, maybe Neeson's character will have a son from a previous marriage who likes to shoot and beat people up like John McClane's son did ..... the family business.    

Never mind how many guns are in the US, just say yer fucking lines and shoot the bad guy, yer 62 it's a bit late to get a real job.
Blame the English, if they hadn't have been such cunts then the Americans wouldn't have written the right to bear arms into a part of their law.

Friday, 11 April 2014

PSNI Issued With Chinese Guns

PSNI ghetto bird has lovely plumage.

Coming up to the weekend and Old Knudsen expects to hear the sound of  the PSNI (Police Service of Northern Ireland) Eurocopter or Eurotrash as Old Knudsen calls it flying around giving air support to police on the ground as they raid hooses for criminals who thought they got away with shit. 

An arresting sight, sorry what, my sandwich is over there? Yer legs aren't broken, go and fetch it then.

An annoying thing that the PSNI do is not to arrest people at the scene of the crime if it's a riot or something. If they do arrest anyone it's because the criminal either threw themselves at their handcuffs or begged for it. 
They take video of everyone and try to figure out who these people are later, everyone knows each other in Northern Ireland as it's just like living in a small town, same attitudes too. 
So you'll get people being arrested maybe up to 3 months later if they think it's a highly volatile situation that could upset the peace process or upset the criminals as being rude to them is a violation of their human rights.... well that's what it seems like. 

 The porn mustache has been popular for decades in Northern Ireland, seen here in 1996. 

Back in the day pre 1998 peace agreement which got the majority of British troops out of Northern Ireland and disbanded the then police force the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary) in favour of the now PSNI we had a police force that did not take any shit. 

The RUC were mostly Protestant and many of them were bias against Catholics which is why we got rid of them. The PSNI still gets a lot of the shit the RUC got which shows you can't please everyone. Back then the weemen didn't have firearms as they only recruited big beefy leezer types. There weren't very many weemen in the police .... no shit, maybe it was a lack of guns and an environment of sexism. 

If you called the RUC out to a disturbance, anyone thinking about causing trouble found somewhere else to be, the police would grab troublemakers and take them in just so they could slap them about to deter their criminal ways. 
Now the PSNI ask people politely to behave. With the bigotry also went the balls. The modern day police farce is young men and weemen with too much sensitivity training and very little police training.     

Look, they threw a patrol bomb at Tom, how rude, someone should do something.

Every time there is some civil unrest (every other week) the news reports how 3 or so officers were hurt during violence, never if any criminals were hurt. I suspect they feel the need to justify arresting people as destroying property and attacking the police is normal Northern Ireland behaviour. Even arresting people isn't what it seems. 
It sounds good but in Northern Ireland arresting people means they have just brought them in for questioning they are not actually charged with anything. They'll probably release them after a few hours. 


Old Knudsen found out something else. The reason they never use their sidearms is because they have been issued with toy guns. The LAPD will shoot you for jay-walking for fucks sake but the PSNI never shoot anyone, they won't even fire a warning shot when surrounded by an armed angry mob, well the bullet might hit a bird or something which would upset the environmentalists. 

Using a taser or pepper spray will more likely get the officer into trouble than the criminal.



Some of the officers are cunning enough to remove the orange tip or use a sharpie on it to colour it black but there are other ways in telling if they are using a fake gun or not. 

So next time you see a police officer and you ask them if you can handle their guns and they say no ... now you know why. 

 

Thursday, 7 February 2013

It's A People Problem


Chris Kyle the ex-navy seal was shot dead at a shooting range in Texas last weekend.  According to his book and the Interweb he was the most lethal sniper in US military history.

An American hero killing the bad guy so he doesn't kill you... Well not really, it was his job to kill whoever his superiors told him too, thats what a soldier does .. unless they are a cook or something then they just give people the shits.
   
Mark Wahlberg is also a highly trained killing machine. Well in some of his movies anyway.

Wahlberg had said that if he had been on any of the planes that stuck the WTC he would have stopped it. He got a lot of head shakes and who the fuck does he think he is? Too many tough guy movie roles.


Jesse Ventura was on Piers Morgan's show and said that because he has a firearms concealment permit, if he had been at the movie theater in Aurora Colorado, he would have prevented James Holmes from killing 12 people.   
Ventura is an ex-navy seal and most importantly has been in some movies. 

Morgan then said that what if that only made things worse and there was a gun battle in which more people died? .... fair point and Ventura was unable to answer.

These two wanna be heroes have the advantage of hindsight, doesn't mean that they wouldn't have been taken by surprise like everyone else. 
A fire fight can be as unpredictable and as deadly as a woman with PMS.  

Guns don't kill people, they also don't save lives. It's people who are the key element and as with Chris Kyle you can be a highly trained individual but if yer unlucky then you bite it like everyone else. 

Guns are the great leveler, a child can easily kill an adult, just ask Kony.  

People don't usually get shot on purpose at the firing range but it's a reminder that anything can happen anywhere when people are involved.







Monday, 22 December 2008

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Burn Baby Burn.

Falwell on the right (as usual) with another prince of lies Karl Rove.

Televangelist Jerry Falwell has died aged 73, his last words were, "if I'm not doing God's will then may he strike me dead ."

A campaigner against stem cell research ,abortion, homosexuality, pornography and bans on school prayer, he called aids and that big fuck off Tsunami and any other disasters punishment from God. The founder of the moral majority building the religious right nuts into a political force he was like a mong with a loaded gun.

Satan was heard to comment earlier,"ah fuck off, that cunt isn't coming doon here is he?"