Being A Victim Rocks!

God tells me that fags shouldn't be allowed to get married ... I've done nothing wrong. 

Remember when people were stoic and noble? No one could take a bombing like the British, we had bombs dropped on us 24 hours a day by the Nazis and we never complained or fled to other cuntries. Nowadays people go out of their way to be the victim or at least to appear to be one. Stiff upper lip, suck it up, it could always be worse.

Northern Ireland is startling similar to the US in some ways, if Norn Iron was run by Fox news but without the guns .... cos guns are bad! No, not really, guns are only as bad as the person holding it, let that concept sink in why don't you. 

Our police (PSNI) were shot at by someone with an assault rifle. They were as they put it 'sitting ducks' while in their car and the 8 bullets didn't hit any of them. Well you can't go to the range and practice with an illegal rifle duh, even bullets are hard to get here. Call of duty doesn't prepare you for the noise and the kick of the rifle though.

The PSNI like to be seen as victims, during a riot they stand and take a beating, then they tell everyone about how many officers were hurt by the bad men and expect to be applauded for their self restraint. Grow a pair.   

Loyalists also play the victim if their bands and parades are not allowed to march past Catholic houses. How can they possibly bully and intimidate the taigs as their so-called Christian culture demands? Then the poor bakers that couldn't make a happy queer day cake because of their beliefs but had no trouble making Halloween cakes.
Ballymena which has had some job loses recently lost out on a bidding to make a fleet of buses, the contract went to a Belgium firm. People are now demanding the contract goes to Wrightbus of Ballymena to keep jobs local. Ballymena sucks, it's full of angry, racist, coke fueled, sheep shagging farmers who take the Bible literally, maybe you should have been um, what's the word? oh yeah, better. 

Farmers complaining that Supermarkets don't pay enough for their produce. They can barely keep their 2 cars running as they live mortgage free on all that land that they own. Maybe they should apply for KFC if farming isn't their thing. For years they had the monopoly of being the only supplier, now with an open Europe they have competition. 

The Belfast Telegraph often presents farmers and bigoted politicians as victims, only highlighting what they want you to see while ignoring all the rest that got them to that point in their lives. Of course the politicians like Jim Wells and Ruth Patterson are bigots, they just regret being found out and branded as bigots.

  

Christians are the largest religion in the world ... the WHOLE WORLD, yet they are the ones being persecuted, the war on Christianity. They see it as their right to bully and condemn whoever they wish because they are obviously better than everyone else. 

Religion, as with guns depends on whether the person using it is good or bad. A bad person isn't going to find peace, love and forgiveness in religion, they are going to find faults in others and ways to use their religion to defend their views. 

The Anti-choice or Pro-life people say the baby is the victim during an abortion ... well it is. The problem is that they are only seeing half of it, they refuse to see the mother as a victim too. It isn't an easy choice to make and isn't helped by people condemning you and making life more difficult. The Pro-life people are usually against Welfare, they also do not adopt children. They care only about unborn children, after they are born the mother should be damned if she is on Welfare and the child should starve. 

Lets do the Ben Carson thing and compare children to dogs. Some people should not be allowed to own dogs. A woman in Florida (of course) taped a dog's mouth shut to punish it for making noise. Some people maybe not be ready for a pet dog or even dog orientated, some may not be able to afford one or have plans in which a dog would only get in the way such as a career or college. 

Pro-lifers want you to get a dog, get attached then send it to the pound if you can't take care of it. 

Returning to children who are only like dogs until they grow up. Living a life full of resentment and rejection isn't living, if you didn't have abortion then more lives would be destroyed than just the fetus. 

Women that have abortions aren't defined by them and they don't crave the need to be cast as a victim. Maybe Christians intent of condemning gheys and women that have abortions should look to their own lives and stop thinking about other people and their sex lives so much.

Joe Bloggs, a disabled army veteran (diabetes and never saw combat) signed a homeowner's agreement but was furious when they told him to take his flag down. Is this what all those men and women died for? 

What a fucking idiot, you bring shame on veterans for being stupid and not being able to follows orders after agreeing to do so. Move the fuck out and stop causing your own problems, you aren't a victim, you are a dip shit. Next you'll be complaining how they won't let you have a couch on yer porch.

Presidential nopeful Ben Carson thought he should leave the US at least once in his life to find out about shit so he went to a refugee camp in Jordan. Trump is way ahead of having foreign policy knowledge as he always visits the golf course he made in Scotland.   

Carson said that everyone looked happy and he didn't feel as if they wanted to go to the US. There were schools, hospitals and on the whole the refugees were living like kings, a little investment would be good but this seems like the perfect solution ..... the final solution. 

Before he went over he compared some refugees to rabid dogs, you wouldn't let rabid dogs run free would you? .... you kinda put rabid dogs down, maybe tell them they are going to take a shower and gas them instead.

I often think how good refugees have it, living in a detention camp with very little comforts or privacy in a foreign cuntry with no freedom .... those lucky bastards. Who wouldn't switch places in a heartbeat? You'd be crazy not to. 

Those lucky cunts in Gitmo get 3 hots and a cot and even a prayer mat ... and the tax payer is paying for it. Cuba has some lovely beaches. 

Is this the idea he wants to push, camps rather than integration? It shows you the kind of selective thinking that can make Christians and gun owners into appearing to be the victims while ignoring the real victims by belittling their lives, ach they don't have it so bad. Like how Trump says that you can't rape a spouse and disabled people look funny so why not mock them?  Maybe the Nazis and the Japs won WWII after all.

      

Trust Me I'm The Doctor

Ben Carson is a man of great learning, this man can take a set of conjoined twins and surgically hack away at them until they are separated. He can scan a diseased brain then pop open the head and cut out what doesn't look right ... he's amazing.

He backs up his academic learning with his faith. Nothing like watching the story of the Bible on the History channel and applying that ancient wisdom into present day life. Can we not store grain and use it for people on foodstamps? The ancient Egyptians stored their grain in the pyramids, maybe we should look into building those.
If you take all your dull razor blades and scalpels and also store those inside the pyramids they will become sharp again within days .... all due to the Prisemic structure that causes electro magnetic waves to flow up and down it. The grain will also multiply which is how Jesus made the loaves and fishes last between 5,000 hungry people .... he had pyramid shaped lunch boxes which were all the rage back then.

Back in the day Ben Carson led a violent street gang known as the Park avenue surgeons, he stabbed people with knives and beat them with hammers and knocked over two dollar dime stores ... for the dimes.

None of his friends remember any of this but what do they know?

Carson turned his life around and was so good at marching in the ROTC that he was offered a scholarship to West Point .... no records of the scholarship exist but instead of a top surgeon he could have been a top General.

There are no records of him having been to medical school either but it says so in his autobiography so it must be true. In the late 80's he was a special adviser to Ronald Reagan, he advised Reagan to sell weapons to everyone in the Middle East so as to not cause bad feelings and thinks that the current troubles could have been avoided. In order to be safe everyone should all have guns, it's in the Bible. The Jews during the Holocaust should have known this so technically they let Hitler kill them but lets not go there, some folks get touchy about this topic, you know what "those people" can be like. 

Known as the surgeon to the stars he's done a fair share of frontal lobotomies to help with self esteem and weight loss he is attributed with having helped the Back street boys become werld famous though they don't recall meeting him, a side effect of a lobotomy.

It turns out that the GOP candidates are yet again top trolls and don't even want to be president. Well played Dr Carson, you had us thinking you were a complete moron , only Donald Trump and his Stephen Colbert ultra Conservative impression can make for a better voter troll.        

Teachers Should Have Guns

 

 Get me da Uzi 9 millimeter, I must put her out of my misery. 

The latest (well biggest) school shooting in Oregon has they same old shite as ever, people calling for guns in schools and how gun free zones are dangerous. You do know that police can bring their guns into gun free zones right? In the UK gun free zones go under the name of 'everywhere' but unlike the Americans we don't think we're so special that someone is going to bother to try to shoot us. Show some backbone Yanks. We had the Nazis bombing us and we sand stupid songs about rolling out the barrel and telling Mrs Brown to get yer fucking knees up and we were grateful.  

Show me yer hands ya little prick! 

The black white guy who wants to be president Ben Carson wants armed people including teachers in schools. Many schools already have real 'armed' police officers that do school duties, they didn't help at Columbine High School or Virginia Tech though. 

The US police usually respond pretty fast but since it's so easy to kill a large amount of people with a gun it's often not fast enough. If a teacher was armed then maybe they can fire of a couple of panicked shots into their own leg before they get gunned down.    

Sixth grade teacher Michelle Ferguson-Montgomery accidentally discharged her gun in her Utah elementary school bathroom injuring her leg. An Idaho State University professor shot himself in the foot during class 2 months after the bill that allowed those with concealed carry permits to carry guns on state college and university campuses.

If only I hadn't been so fond of smoking weed, I could have had a real job.  

So yeah, lets arm teachers. C'mon, if they were of any use in the real werld they wouldn't be teachers for fucks sake.
It's not just the teachers, I also blame the parents ... and the wee fuckers that spew from their carnal lustings.

Here are some cases in which civvies showed the need for gun free lives never mind zones. There were lots more cases BTW. 

May 2014 a four year-old boy shot himself when he found his parent's handgun in their Indiana home.
  
Dec 2014 a two year-old got into his mom's purse and shot her dead in a Wal-Mart in Idaho. 

Feb 2015 a 3 year-old boy found his mother's handgun and shot his parents in Albuquerque, they all survived even though the mom was pregnant and the boy's little sister was in the room. Also in Feb an 11 year-old boy from Georgia was killed and his parents injured when the weapon the father was cleaning went off through the dad's hand, through the boy and into the mom's elbow.


In March 2015 a 4 year-old girl was accidentally shot in the leg by one of her parents while they repaired said weapon.

July 2015, Texas a 3 year-old boy who should have been napping got a hold of a loaded 380 semi-automatic pistol and shot himself in the head.


Aug 2015 a 2 year-old boy found his dad's gun under the pillow and shot the dad point blank in the head while they were napping together. Also in August a bloke shot himself in the wrist at a Muslim free shooting range in Oklahoma.
An army veteran who was a Muslim protested the shop but when it was discovered that he was a vet he was allowed to use it. The owner just didn't want terrorists, cult members or Islamic extremists using the range. Cos they all wear badges that says what they are ..... stoopid Okies. 
  

I've got 3 more bullets and no right answers yet, whose next?  

Civvies with guns are the cause to those shooting sprees so to stop them you should give more guns to civvies. Is this Ben Carson logic cos he ain't no brain surgeon .... no wait, he actually is. Can I change surgeons please?

Here is the future, 'Protests during nap time after an unarmed black child was shot dead by his teacher. The teacher said the child would not use his inside voice and reached for what looked like a crayon.'  

Arming teachers is as bad as bring in military vets to guard the schools. While the vets would be having flashbacks to Iraq the teachers will be busting caps into some fools because they were asked a stupid question before the teacher had their 8th cup of morning coffee, teachers are cranky fuckers, no wonder Old Knudsen didn't learn nothing.  

If Old Knudsen's sadist ginger English teacher had more that a cane I reckon he'd have killed a few pupils. No matter how hard he hit Old Knudsen's hands Old Knudsen NEVER flinched or showed pain ... fuck you, you ginger tashed asswipe, I mock you with my poor sentence structure.   

 Y'all get out your big book of Texas history and read about Moses, one of the Founding fathers. 

Children are fuckers, they'd pretend to hug you just to disarm you. There would be loads of suicide by teacher when the kids force them to shoot em just to get out of homework.  

As well as the same old arm everyone to be safe argument because battlefields are so safe you have the old, 'all the shooters were on anti-depressants' or they all had Aspergers. Anything to get away and distract about how the likes of Chris Harper-Mercer had 13 firearms. No job but he had a load of guns and those expensive bullet thingys. Luckily his mommy had a job. 

I like puppies, sunsets and giving foot rubs ... no Jews need apply though ... or wogs, E-mail Naziluvfista69.

Oh and if you complain about not having a girlfriend and yer user name on the dating site is Ironcross45 well there's yer sign. Video games, killing zombies, loving Nazis and the IRA are not what I'd call decent bait for fanny. Do what Ben Carson did and pretend to be a neurosurgeon that likes kittens or something. Mercer was all kinds of lame.   

Guns are a tool and they don't kill people on their own, they need human interaction to work. A band saw is also a tool but it can't be used to kill 9 people in a couple of minutes, a few fingers maybe. Guns were invented to kill, that is their purpose and they make killing so easy and you can dissociate yerself from it because yer 20 feet away and not personally putting in the effort to break the bones and rip apart internal organs. BANG like the movies and move on. Unlike the movies it may take several bullets though. 

Hero of the Oregon shooting Chris Mintz set off the fire alarm and could have gotten away but chose to try to stop Mercer. Mintz took 5 bullets and is still ticking. The mixed marital arts fighter served in the army for 10 years .... an army of one .... fuck yeah! Lets make Mintz the name we remember from this tragic event rather than the shooter.    

The shooter allegedly asked who the Christians were before shooting them extra. I read a article from those who have failed to understand what the 2nd amendment means saying that 9 Christian kids were shot at a school because it was a gun free zone. 

They can't even get a news story right but they think it's them who knows what the Bible and the Constitution says. It was a Community college ... that means adults who don't or can't go away and live at a full time university. All victims were adults, some middle aged and others way older. Fuck I hate it that these idiots voice their opinion and that other idiots believe it cos facts make my head hurt. 

If gun free zones are soo dangerous and it has nothing to do with the ease that most people can get a gun with then why don't the young men of Europe (including the UK) and especially those with mental health issues such as depression, PTSD and Aspergers not go on mass shooting sprees like the young men in America do?     

Is it really a mental health issue?

 

 

Carson Blames The Jews

Gravity also requires faith so keep believing or we're doomed. 

Old Knudsen didn't like Carson at first because he was quiet and not standing out from the presidential nopefuls but now he has brought his A game and it is a train wreck of comedy gold that is outdoing even Trump.   

Carson grew up in Detroit though his parents both came from rural Georgia. He only found out he was black when he appeared on African American lives TV show and found his ancestry as 20% European and 80% African, he vowed to have that 80% surgically removed as he identified with being white... have you seen him dance? .... no ass either.

 

Giving a talk on eugenics.  

He has modestly said that  his hand eye coordination and three-dimensional reasoning made him a gifted surgeon and has wrote several books on how he's fucking brilliant at neurosurgery with only 6 malpractice law suits against him. One being for removing all of a tumor against the patient's wishes leading to damage even though the tumor was later found to be benign and another was leaving a sponge in someone's head and telling them it was a tumor .... his survival rate is still higher than his kills though. Of course most of his patients are now drooling vegetables but still alive so yay! 

I loved your TV show Bill,  those sweaters were horrendous ... It's Ben GW.  

After the Oregon shooting Carson said that the victims should have tackled the shooter. Surgeons don't need facts, they use their 3 dimensional thinking at a level that normal plebs cannot comprehend. He hadn't heard of Chris Mintz who was shot 5 times after tackling the shooter.

He then told the story of how he got the craving for fried chicken during black history month and went into a Pop-eyes restaurant. A bloke came in and shoved a gun into his ribs. Carson used his natural superiority and told the guy that the person behind the counter was the one he should be robbing.

  

That was presidential thinking right there. If the shooter had killed the server then society could have replaced them no big deal but if Carson was killed how could he be replaced? It's for the good of humanity that he saved his own lily white skin.      

By 'us' he means those who have profited the most from private healthcare. 

Carson, a Republican candidate and  possible white supremacist then talked about his favorite topic, Hitler. He said that if the Jews had guns then the Holocaust would have been diminished. Fighting against Hitler with guns ... why didn't the allies think of that?  

He also said there were 6 million Jews, why didn't they tackle Hitler? If they had been less cowardly they wouldn't have died, why did they not use superior reasoning skills and suggest that the Nazis kill they gheys or Slavs instead?  .... oh they were already doing that, oops. 

In 1933 when Hitler was trying to come to power with the Nazi party's 38% of the vote an Austrian Bishop Gfollner called for all Catholics to be antisemitic, there had been an anti-Jew movement ever since the Germans retreated during WWI when they hadn't been losing, they blamed the Jews for doing back room deals. 

President Hindenburg appointed Hitler as German Chancellor and he starts to seize control over his rivals and starts to blame the Jews for losing WWI and for the current recession. 

Father Charles E. Coughlin had a radio show in Detroit saying how the "Shylocks are causing the Depression"  80,000 letters of support a week, with about 70 % from Protestants, he also has many US senators and representatives as supporters too.

So this Jew blaming in the 20th century wasn't just in Nazi Germany as people prefer to remember, even the 6 year-old Princess Elizabeth was learning the Nazi salute from her uncle.  

After banning Political demonstrations and crushing the communists the Nazis gain 44% of the vote. Hitler assumes complete power.  So you see it wasn't the whole, 'why did the people put him into power?' he worked the system. 

The first of the concentration camps were built, there would be 1000 by 1945. This is still only 1933, he then sets out to brainwash the people with his blood and race art of square chinned blonde people. Rewriting history and even German law to promote the white Aryan type Germans. Even Jesus was turned Nordic.  

Jews and non-Aryans are banned from the practice of law and from jobs in the civil service. Jews in government jobs are made to retire except for WWI veterans. He carries out employment and economic sanctions against Jews and non-Aryans which are those with Jewish blood even if they aren't in the faith. 

The Nazis make a law to prevent too many Jews from gaining higher education ... a similar law to the one in place in the US. 

Hitler says he is only doing to the Jews what the Catholic Church has been doing to them for 1600 years. He later bans the Jewish ritual slaughter of animals for meat.   

While Paris and London hold anti-Nazi protests Norway forms its own fascist party modeled on the Nazis.  The American Jewish Congress declares a boycott of Nazi Germany. 

Still only July of 1933 and 30,000 are in the concentration camps.

With boycotts of Germany all around the world Hitler bans Jews from the fields of journalism, art, literature, music, broadcasting, theater and farming. 

The newspapers are then seized and controlled by the government.  Criminals homeless, beggars, unemployed and alcoholics are put into concentration camps. That's really anyone they want, all they have to do is accuse.

The Arabs riot in Palestine at the increased immigration of the Jews there. 

Now with all political rivals in camps and the population under control the Nazis get 93% of the vote though they were the only ones that could nominate candidates. 

Albert Einstein proves he's a genius by getting the fuck out of Germany for the US. Later he'd turn down ruling Israel as he was against a nation set up by terrorists. He believed in political freedom, tolerance, and equality, that says a lot about Israel.     

That was all in 1933 when people were allowed to have guns.  

In 1934 thousands of Americans have a pro-Nazi rally in Queens, New York. Congressman Louis T. McFadden delivers an antisemitic speech to the House of Representatives. 

 

An extreme anti-Semitic group is formed in Poland. Germany and Poland have a 10 year nonaggression pact signed. 

In Germany Jews are longer entitled to health insurance. 

The Nazis persecute homosexuals, especially those in their own ranks on what was called the Night of the long knives. The pogroms begin in which Jews in other cuntries aligned with Germany are slaughtered in the hundreds. 

In 1935 increased antisemitism in Poland with the Catholic church doing much of the discrimination. The future Pope John Paul II claimed to have been friends with many Jews as a child in Poland, he started to learn about the priesthood in 1942. I suppose you can invent whatever past you wanted to if there is no records. He some how managed to stay out of all the fighting. 

Like other groups throughout history Jews Not Wanted signs appeared in shops and restaurants in Germany. Jews were also banned from joining the military. 

Martin Niemoeller was a Protestant pastor who supported the Nazis until they took over the church. He was eventually sent to a concentration camp for his rebellious sermons. He was the one that said. 

"First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me."

Jews are disqualified for German citizenship. No voting rights, could not hold public office, not even the WWI vets, the Jewish children weren't allowed to play with non-Jews and no mixed marriages. 

Still, they were allowed by law to have firearms.

In 1938 Sigmund Freud flees Austria for England. Synagogues are burned down, Jews are forced to eat grass in a display of humiliation and the pogroms continue. Jews have to have identity cards. Jewish doctors can only work as nurses for Jewish patients. Jewish lawyers for Jews and children have to go to Jewish schools.

US car manufacturer Henry Ford accepts the medal of the Grand Cross of the German Eagle because he is a cunt.  
The American Virgin Islands were offered as a haven for Jews but the US government didn't act on it. Chamberlain appeases Hitler while Winston Churchill said that Palestine was not an option for Jews to settle in.

Whoaa! Black man with a gun, the 2nd Amendment never meant for this, oh it's just Ben Carson, he's all white right.

Why did I mention all of this? To give you an idea of what was going on and to blow the whole first they take away the guns argument out of the water. Martin Niemoeller never mentioned guns in his wee poem, this is a modern American idea.

In 1938 Hitler relaxed gun owning laws, before it was rules from 1928 which was well before Hitler that made you have a permit and to be of good character so Jews could have had all sorts of guns then and later on they could do what people do today, break into the house of a gun owner and steal their guns.

In 1938 rifles and shotguns became unregulated but that was when the Nazis banned Jews from owning guns. So much had been taken before the guns had been taken.

Blaming the Jews in hindsight is ultimate victim blaming, you weren't there Carson, you don't know or at least fail to understand how difficult the government can make if for you to live that worrying about your next meal is your key concern.
Yeah we'll just get some guns, a few million rifles and shotguns .... oh they have submachine guns, fancy, it'll never catch on.

I'd like to see the US gun nuts take on the government, they'll soon discover that their semi-automatic weapons are no match for tanks and drones, also not everyone is as paranoid and full of unrealistic gun courage given to them by years of action movies. You think that taking your assault rifles is stripping you of yer rights like Nazi Germany then you are a fuckwit..... a self-entitled, spoiled pampered fuckwit. 

The 6 million Jews would have merely been slaughtered faster like in the Warsaw ghetto when they did fight back in 1943. Why didn't the German people fight for the Jews? Why didn't the Catholic church stand up for the Jews? Why didn't the International community attack instead of denounce and boycott? Everyone trying to avoid a war like WWI that they sacrifice a few things here and there.

Britain and France had around 400,000 troops with rifles fighting the Germans in 1939 - 1940. They were trained fighting men and they got their ass handed to them which led to the Dunkirk evacuation. The Germans remarked on the skill and the bravery of the British Tommy with their Enfield rifles, holding back the Germans with their machine guns and tanks in order for their comrades to get evacuated at Dunkirk, 12,000 were killed and 41,000 captured.  

Britain and France were still imaging WWI and were pitifully prepared for WWII. The Germans were fighting a modern war that relied on fire power rather than accuracy, much like the wars continuing to this day.
Could a load of civilian Jews, not all of them men or of fighting age have made any difference to the Holocaust? Just because they didn't fight didn't make them cowards, they believed in humanity and they and the world were not prepared for what was to come.

Carson you are wrong to judge in hindsight considering it's a proven fact that not even all soldiers will fire back at the enemy when under fire. People don't react the way you'd think they would, you cannot assume they will.
More guns would not make a difference and won't today. If you use a weapon to fight with the chances of that weapon being taken away from you and used against you is high, especially for the untrained population. Just because you have a gun doesn't mean you can use it.

Owning a gun never made Old Knudsen feel extra safe because you aren't always near it, you can get taken by surprise and the other person maybe faster and have a bigger gun. It's an option but shit happens which is why even cops and soldiers get killed.

You, unlike the Jews have given up your rights anyways. That Social Security number that follows you all yer life, those consent forms, the finger printing for some jobs and to receive benefits, the personal info you gave to Facebook, the GPS in your phone and also letting the government keeps records of you and your e-mails and texts .... for yer own safety in case of terrorism.

I don't see you fighting back. That's because the government wouldn't kill us. Well they might imprison us but killing the Native Americans, the Boers, the Irish, the Jews, that's history right?

I live in the UK, handguns are illegal, semi-automatic rifles are illegal and you must have a permit and a reason to own a rifle and a shotgun. Self defense is not a valid reason especially if no one is trying to kill you. Our rules changed after some wankers took the piss with weapons and killed people. It took one school shooting and one street shooting to get here.

You get the odd nutter with a shotgun shooting people but it's rare. Our children don't get shot at school and in all the other gun free zones they don't get shot either. We don't need a gun to feel safe, sure we have violence but not 9 people killed at a time violence, the people usually live and another thing, with the lack of guns the government isn't marching us into the ovens like how all the US gun nuts say they will and our guns laws have been this way since 1996.

Most police in the UK don't carry guns, the threat of terrorism since 9/11 has increased the numbers of armed response teams even though over 30 years of IRA terrorism didn't. Old Knudsen lived through the terrorist years in Northern Ireland which is why I laugh at the small balled Americans clinging to their gun courage. Life is a lottery and if your time is up a gun probably won't help much.

You'll probably put yer eye out.