Willie Frazer Action Mong

Old Bitter Ball's favourite flegger mong Willie Frazer likes to think that rather than being a frog eyed chin-less middle aged half-wit hes a tough super soldier ready to defend Ulster against the evil forces of the Fenians.
So I like to remind him what a joke he is. 

Lord Mater (rhymes with potater) seeks to destroy the rebels and Alliance cos they took his fleg and put horse meat into the space burgers. Now if Jamie would just leave that lad alone and go write a book of poems or something.

There is no doubt that Frazer qualifies as a section 8. He was once asked, 'If you were manning a checkpoint and a car load of IRA men pulled up what would you do?' ..... he thought about this for a moment and replied, 'would you consider them good looking at all?' and thats why he wasn't allowed into the Ulster defense regiment.

Addicted To Panto

Comedy duo Willie Frazer and Jamie Bryson attended court today for Frazer's charge of incitement to violence.
Frazer had said he would dress as fellow radical fundamentalist and friend Abu Hamza who faced similar charges. Mr Frazer believes the charges are a disgrace and that he and Mr Hamza are innocent.

Jamie Bryson took the opportunity to display his love of the Twilight movies and dressed as Bella which was incidentally his nickname while in prison. Bryson lives and breathes Twilight and wants to be a sparkly vampire when he grows up.

Fellow Loyalist Jim Dowson often posed as a gurl named Alice to get quick online kicks so it is not a surprise that Bryson has also cum out.

It is thought that Bryson wore tape over his mouth while dressed as a gurl to give the message 'nil by mouth, deliveries round the back'  he has just had some tongue surgery done to try to correct his lisp and so his mouth is out of order for now.