Do Facebook Friends Really Care?

Sometimes I wonder how I became friends with some of the people on Facebook, eventually it turns out they are a raging homophobe or seething Fox news loving racist. Sure it pops out every now and again when they can't keep it hidden or they just don't give a fuck one day.

I shrug and usually don't get stuck into them as I figure they are having a bad day. I'm working on being a better person so brabbling with someone even though it's fun and I can piss people off like no other but I just keep scrolling.

'I just broke up with my girlfriend and I have no idea why, they said I was mean and controlling, well that ugly stupid bitch must have been hiding something.'

18 people like this .... because they know yer a cunt. 

When a person is being extremely dumb it's difficult not to point it out, my patience is tried. Thank fuck for Snopes.com and me posting a link is my polite way of saying, "you've got the Internet at yer finger tips use it for fucks sake."

So about a year ago I friended some bloke from Indiana, he was into all the batshit crazy alien and bigfoot stuff so I thought why not, Americans can be fun.  He looked like a cross between George RR Martin and Santa, a little creepy and sort of aggressive, probably aspergers but that's only a negative thing if you behave like a dick.
I'll change his name cos I respect people an shit and will call him Kale Krinnon. He'd post about what time he got up at and how he has a hospital appointment and how Facebook and Blogger were preventing him from doing anything (everyday) but he did post the odd attractive woman and cos-player chick in a tight outfits. I suspect his computer was full up with porn hence having to run scans all the time.

   I found my future wife through him so it was meant to be.

So recently I shared a George Takei meme about how he was boycotting Indiana. As I've said before Takei was discriminated against during WWII for being a slope and now he's being discriminated against for being a fudge packer ... this isn't on!

Like everyone else I looked up where Indiana was, I then looked up what they were famous for. Of all the places to visit in life no one says, "I must visit Indiana before I die"  sure they say that about Ireland and once they get here Indiana looks far more appealing.

Old Knudsen boycotting Indiana is funny because why the fuck would he go there? It's not as if they make stuff I use. Kale took the boycott personally, he vented a rage at Takei and how he'd fight the 77 year-old for taking business away from his home state. Kale obviously had some impotent rage against Old Knudsen posting Indiana stuff ... I bet it was the 'fuck you Indiana' song that broke him. In my defense it was funny and very catchy.
Kale did attempt to lay a guilt trip on Old Knudsen as FB refers to Old Knudsen as 'she' and 'her' ... obviously Old Knudsen is proud that he is half female (on his mother's side) and fuck you Facebook for trying to define and limit Old Knudsen. I'm half woman, half man hear me ROAR!

He said that weemen had broken up with him over my Facebook gender, cos an old guy picture with a guy's name is so feminine and threatening to yer relationship, yeah right. Not exactly a player he once expressed an interest in contacting a female that didn't want anything to do with him, I suggested not to but stalkers gotta stalk. He blocked me after unfriending so I'll expect a message from him asking if I miss him. 
      
Today my psychic intuition made me check if he was still my FB friend and when he wasn't I went looking for him....  like you do. One guy unfriended me ages ago and when I messaged him he said it was a mistake and friended me again .... he was being polite and it was my Palestine and Hamas are cunts but so is Israel stance, he had a big boner for Israel no matter who they kill and didn't like me pointing out facts. We aren't friends anymore.  

 When you block one Soren Knudsen two will rise up .... Hail Hydra! 

Well sorry as fuck for having an opinion that differed. I wasn't feeling the butthurt because I have more of an understanding of discrimination. Northern Ireland doesn't allowed ghey marriage or abortion .... because of Christian beliefs. I am constantly embarrassed by the law makers and the bigoted people in general, if someone said how backwards Northern Ireland was I'd agree. Boycott Northern Ireland see if I care .... we're xenophobic anyway so yay!

It's Northern Ireland ya dumb American and me boycotting Indiana was a joke. You've got more chance of seeing yer dick than I've got in going to Indiana .... aye angled mirrors are marvelous.

Timbuktu (spell it rite) can fuck off as well! I'm a west coaster, yon stuff in the middle is what you fly over going to Callyfornia.

It says a lot about a person when they will talk about fighting a 77 year-old and get really angry about a boycott than actually getting angry about the bill that caused the outrage in the first place. Now I know his brother doesn't like gheys but he "claims" to be against the bill himself .... yeah, sure, as long as no one insults Indiana right? 

Are his other friends catching on? Voting is irrelevant, this ain't about no politicking, this is about the real world .... on the Internet. I will fight Takei and kill the elite class just as I've done with countless wizards and orcs, I once slayed an army of dark elves and never had any pants on the whole time.   

Old Knudsen doesn't care, he thinks this is quite funny. All bets are off and rational thinking doesn't happen if you insult The Hoosier State.  Dumb people just annoy me. 

There are some decent people in Indiana who care about equality and not looking like a complete tool, there's Gary Indiana, the mayor of Indianapolis Greg Ballard, the Indiana tourist board and countless businesses who do not want to fight Takei.

We just hear about the bad ones more because idiots are louder, even when they block you on Facebook. Crystal says that if a ghey couple wanted pizza for their wedding they would say, "no" at her pizza shop.

Not because she hates gheys but because of her religious beliefs as laid down by Jesus when he said, "love everyone except for shirt lifters who want to get married" ... well ok he didn't say a thing about that and it wasn't because he isn't/wasn't real. Love yer Neighbor, turn the other cheek ... fuck the Bible is ghey!

'Freedom of religion, protecting my religious beliefs' .... all these soundbites we hear from the likes of Fleggers, 'chipping away at our culture'  or from the likes of Osama and Daesh, 'death to the infidels'  it's a pattern of one dimensional thinking that one phrase can say it all but ask them to elaborate and they get stuck, they just repeat the phrase or any other they have heard. Their cognitive complexity has gone. 

Crystal's father Kevin hates gheys too doesn't think gheys should suffer the curse known as marriage either. He says that he chose to be heterosexual just as the gheys chose to be ghey so it's basically their own fault.
1983 Kevin just had a marathon sex fest with Dutch Ingersoll who runs the Happy endings boutique in Indiana. Lying there smoking his ciggie, Dutch lying there exhausted with Kev's cum matted into his hairy chest. Kevin thinks about how much his hole hurts and how after various one night stands he still doesn't like the taste of cum and on that day in 1983 he chose to be heterosexual ... Dutch's heart was broken but it's Kev's choice.

I think we all can remember the day we chose to be straight, ghey, bi or buy. Just like when black people decide to not be white then get all offended when a cop shoots them.... or how Asian people refuse to open their eyes fully just to be cunts, you reap what you sow.

One day of backlash and Memories pizza has closed for now, I guess they reaped. 

Governor Pence in his closed to the public signing of his bill with religious nuts and anti-ghey lobbyists, if only the people of Indiana cared enough to vote for nice people... or to even vote.   

It's sad that the 85% of people in Indiana who say they are Christian feel that they need protecting. The good news is that the Wiccans and Satanists can also discriminate too under this bill.

Arkansas has just signed a bill like Indiana, who the fuck wants to go to Arkansas? Yep I'll be boycotting that one too, this is so fucking easy. Unlike Krinnon I'll be boycotting yon pizza place too.   

Abraham Lincoln moved to Indiana as a boy, he could have said this about the Religious Freedom Restoration Act and about doing and standing up for the right thing in general. Old Knudsen believes in this as a means to stay right. 

   "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."

I Refuse To Go To Indiana

George Takei is just so ghey .... no seriously, he is. Since he is not trying to ram his gheyness down Old Knudsen's throat and seems like a nice bloke then I have no problem with him.

Because the state of Indiana passed a bill that makes it legal to discriminate against queers Takei has called for a boycott of Indiana as he and his kind are not welcome there.  Takei was interned as a child for being of Japanese descent during WWII and has to live in a non-homo friendly world so I suspect he feels the sleights of injustice and oppression more than many as he has had to LIVE it, he knows his oppression.
It took him to be aged 70 before he came out publicly, a very difficult thing to do but I guess he thought it couldn't hurt his career any by then.

Coming out is very difficult as being ghey is not as widely acceptable as you'd think. Some cuntries still execute people for being ghey. In Minnesota 9 teens committed suicide within a span of 2 years  because of anti-gay bullying. The school district has a 'No Homo Promo' policy that homosexuality isn't mentioned in schools giving kids the belief that it's 'wrong' and 'sinful.'

I bet being autistic in Minnessota is a real hoot too.

Old Knudsen is boycotting Indiana (he wasn't going there anyway) and I have burned me Indiana Jones movies except The last crusade cos it has yon sexy Nazi bint in it.... the others were shite anyway. What does Indiana produce anyways? corn, soybeans, hogs, dairy products and cattle ... I'm covered I'll get some from Tesco. I'll add the boycott to Ashers bakery and produce from Palestine ... boycotting Israel was too difficult as those dreidels are just soo addictive.

 

The 1964 civil rights bill protects race, gender and religion but falls short on protecting gheys .... like how the founding fathers said that all men were equal but left out weemen, slaves and injuns. 
 

Many states have sought to overthrow same sex marriage laws as they have abortion laws, also many have sought to introduce the conscience clause which they say is to protect religious freedom .... the freedom to discriminate against gheys more like. No blacks ghey signs will pop up in Indiana businesses should the owners decide it's against their beliefs. 

I want gheys to go to these places under cover and buy stuff to troll them.

If you've followed the news stories about florists, bakers and bed and breakfast places telling ghey couples that they refuse them business then you know why they want their petty religious views protected. Being a dick does not mean you deserve to be protected from lawsuits.

Should private businesses be allowed to discriminate? Maybe they should, you wouldn't want a smelly homeless person nursing a coffee in the corner of yer restaurant all day. Fucking kill the homeless, what have they ever done for us?

You know what I used to do when I worked in a family restaurant? I made sure that homeless people knew they were taking their order out and I only refused service or threw out people who caused trouble.
It was discriminating to a point citing Gerry boak beard and his mates as being a health violation but as long as they behaved like people they got served. People let service dogs into restaurants and they eat shit, are gheys less than dogs? The Governor of Indiana and anyone not outraged by this bill think so .... We named the dog Indy. 



Christians are not known for making the best decisions in life, they judge others on how they interpret a book written by sand savages and Romans thousands of years ago. God created the world in 6 days and on the 7th we returned the favour .... Turns out that we made him a bigot.

Christian TV celeb Phil Robertson.

"I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’
Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’

If it happened to them, they probably would say something about this just ain’t right."

Robertson who looks like something out of Al-Qaeda even though he has never served his cuntry, even as a terrorist is the kind of person who discriminates against others. He doesn't like gheys and hates the fact that weemen can make medical decisions about their bodies. 

Nice how the story turns into the first person, makes you wonder if he got hard thinking about it. He can't even figure out that you don't need the Bible to be able to discern from right or wrong. He thinks why have healthcare since yer gonna die anyways .... Critical thinking, he hasn't got it.

72 virgins, Allah is grate! 

Why are Christians even alive if they want to be with their god in Heaven so much? Why aren't ISIS so eager to blow themselves up to get their virgins?   

The Pilgrim fathers fled England because of religious persecution, they then went on to persecute the Native Americans ... a total dick move. It looks to be the eternal circle of hate and hypocrisy that this religion of love is caught in. 

Northern Ireland Christian beliefs.

Why does Old Knudsen care? He is only ghey in prison, on long sea voyages and after watching the movie 300. I'll tell you why, because the smug people who agree with Ashers or Indiana aren't ghey either and have probably fitted in nicely never being the outsider in their lives.

Old Knudsen cares because he refuses to be that smug cunt that thinks, 'I don't care I'm alright, I've got mine' these subjects do not directly affect Old Knudsen's life but if allowed to continue they'll affect everyone's life and not in a positive way.

The 6 million Jews killed during the Holocaust might have liked some non-Jews to do the right thing and put a stop to Hitler ..... Because that would be the right thing to do.  Sure invoking Hitler maybe a tad clichéd but he did kill thousands of gheys, the exact number is not known since gheys were seen as being deviants during and after the war.

Don't be smug, thinking that it's alright to discriminate, would you like to be discriminated against? Don't turn a blind eye or a deaf ear, I'm sure that's snow and not ash falling from the sky.

Standing up for human rights is a no brainer, if being ghey was a choice you'd think those 9 kids in Minnesota would have chosen the less dead option. The Christians are making a choice to be cunts, that is not acceptable.     
  

 

The Icing On The Cake Of Bigotry

I don't wear a condom so I always pull out as to not leave DNA evidence.

Do you remember the story about Ashers bakery who refused to make a cake that was to be used during an the International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia event because they said it went against their Christian beliefs? The case has been referred to the Equality Commission which has upset some people who don't like none of that equality shit.

Father Tim Bartlett in true Northern Ireland style is refusing to ever again talk to any ghey groups as his own form of bullying protest.  "I will be writing today to those groups from the gay community, with whom I have had a very constructive and ongoing engagement in recent years, to say that I am withdrawing my engagement until the right of all people, in this case Christians, to freedom of conscience is vindicated and respected by the Equality Commission and the gay community."

If they ever make it legal for weemen to have abortions in Northern Ireland will he pull out of engagement with young boys? ... didn't think so.
Aye the best way to resolve conflict is to walk away and refuse to talk to anyone, fuck away off ya twat, no one cares what you think anyway you pretend friend to Dorothy.

It's great that a hatred of queers and aborting babies unites the Catholic and Protestant communities in Ulster. We are a people who see hate and bigotry as a positive cultural thing.

The trick is to use pictures of them in mid sentence. 

Paul Girvan from the DUP doesn't want equality either. This is the fella who said he didn't have a problem with the burning of the Irish Tricolour flag on bonfires as it was the flag of a foreign cuntry. He wants a conscience clause put into equality laws, that means that if it goes against yer beliefs then yer within yer rights to discriminate.

I'm a Seven Day Adventist Calendar Baptist who works in KFC and refuse service to queers, steers, moosalims and unmarried mothers as I don't believe in equality and their lifestyle choices .... no blacks or immigrants either, that should go without saying.   

Just like the DUP to come up with backwards laws in a bid to make equality (which we don't have in Northern Ireland) more unequal.

  

Yes we should have a  conscience clause because the beliefs/opinions of Christians are far more important than equality and if you can't trust Christians to make the right and just decision then who can you trust?

That was sarcasm, you got that right? Anyone who reads a book full of contradictions, rape, murder, genocide and unicorns .... yes unicorns in the Bible and comes away with a set of morals and rules to lead their life by really needs some psychiatric help and maybe a more rounded education.