That Headache Is Karma

Tense nervous headache? ..... Maybe even a migraine, are you are also forgetful and have difficulty understanding sample wrotten wurds.  

First check to see if someone hasn't attached a G-clamp to yer head, probably kids messing around.

You are probably suffering from a braincloud and don't have too much time left or you have a teratoma.

Yamini Karanam a 26 year-old lass from Fockyew Indiana was told she had a brain tumor but due to its position they couldn't operate. She then found this hippy dippy surgeon in Los Angeles who worked with keyhole surgery and didn't care who he cut open as long as they had signed a waiver.

He cut a tiny hole in the base of her skull and sent in a camera to see whats what. Turned out that the tumour was really a teratoma which is a clump of bone, hair and teeth.

 Yer good twin that you killed off.

Thought to be a twin that didn't develop in the womb and was absorbed by the main baby they are often attached to the outer body when born. 

Nagabhushanam from India had teeth growing into her eyeball, every time she brushed them she'd put her eye out. 

Don't bother with pain relief or a neck rub, yer the evil twin and you killed off the good one while in the womb and now it's in yer head killing you.  

 

Do Facebook Friends Really Care?

Sometimes I wonder how I became friends with some of the people on Facebook, eventually it turns out they are a raging homophobe or seething Fox news loving racist. Sure it pops out every now and again when they can't keep it hidden or they just don't give a fuck one day.

I shrug and usually don't get stuck into them as I figure they are having a bad day. I'm working on being a better person so brabbling with someone even though it's fun and I can piss people off like no other but I just keep scrolling.

'I just broke up with my girlfriend and I have no idea why, they said I was mean and controlling, well that ugly stupid bitch must have been hiding something.'

18 people like this .... because they know yer a cunt. 

When a person is being extremely dumb it's difficult not to point it out, my patience is tried. Thank fuck for Snopes.com and me posting a link is my polite way of saying, "you've got the Internet at yer finger tips use it for fucks sake."

So about a year ago I friended some bloke from Indiana, he was into all the batshit crazy alien and bigfoot stuff so I thought why not, Americans can be fun.  He looked like a cross between George RR Martin and Santa, a little creepy and sort of aggressive, probably aspergers but that's only a negative thing if you behave like a dick.
I'll change his name cos I respect people an shit and will call him Kale Krinnon. He'd post about what time he got up at and how he has a hospital appointment and how Facebook and Blogger were preventing him from doing anything (everyday) but he did post the odd attractive woman and cos-player chick in a tight outfits. I suspect his computer was full up with porn hence having to run scans all the time.

   I found my future wife through him so it was meant to be.

So recently I shared a George Takei meme about how he was boycotting Indiana. As I've said before Takei was discriminated against during WWII for being a slope and now he's being discriminated against for being a fudge packer ... this isn't on!

Like everyone else I looked up where Indiana was, I then looked up what they were famous for. Of all the places to visit in life no one says, "I must visit Indiana before I die"  sure they say that about Ireland and once they get here Indiana looks far more appealing.

Old Knudsen boycotting Indiana is funny because why the fuck would he go there? It's not as if they make stuff I use. Kale took the boycott personally, he vented a rage at Takei and how he'd fight the 77 year-old for taking business away from his home state. Kale obviously had some impotent rage against Old Knudsen posting Indiana stuff ... I bet it was the 'fuck you Indiana' song that broke him. In my defense it was funny and very catchy.
Kale did attempt to lay a guilt trip on Old Knudsen as FB refers to Old Knudsen as 'she' and 'her' ... obviously Old Knudsen is proud that he is half female (on his mother's side) and fuck you Facebook for trying to define and limit Old Knudsen. I'm half woman, half man hear me ROAR!

He said that weemen had broken up with him over my Facebook gender, cos an old guy picture with a guy's name is so feminine and threatening to yer relationship, yeah right. Not exactly a player he once expressed an interest in contacting a female that didn't want anything to do with him, I suggested not to but stalkers gotta stalk. He blocked me after unfriending so I'll expect a message from him asking if I miss him. 
      
Today my psychic intuition made me check if he was still my FB friend and when he wasn't I went looking for him....  like you do. One guy unfriended me ages ago and when I messaged him he said it was a mistake and friended me again .... he was being polite and it was my Palestine and Hamas are cunts but so is Israel stance, he had a big boner for Israel no matter who they kill and didn't like me pointing out facts. We aren't friends anymore.  

 When you block one Soren Knudsen two will rise up .... Hail Hydra! 

Well sorry as fuck for having an opinion that differed. I wasn't feeling the butthurt because I have more of an understanding of discrimination. Northern Ireland doesn't allowed ghey marriage or abortion .... because of Christian beliefs. I am constantly embarrassed by the law makers and the bigoted people in general, if someone said how backwards Northern Ireland was I'd agree. Boycott Northern Ireland see if I care .... we're xenophobic anyway so yay!

It's Northern Ireland ya dumb American and me boycotting Indiana was a joke. You've got more chance of seeing yer dick than I've got in going to Indiana .... aye angled mirrors are marvelous.

Timbuktu (spell it rite) can fuck off as well! I'm a west coaster, yon stuff in the middle is what you fly over going to Callyfornia.

It says a lot about a person when they will talk about fighting a 77 year-old and get really angry about a boycott than actually getting angry about the bill that caused the outrage in the first place. Now I know his brother doesn't like gheys but he "claims" to be against the bill himself .... yeah, sure, as long as no one insults Indiana right? 

Are his other friends catching on? Voting is irrelevant, this ain't about no politicking, this is about the real world .... on the Internet. I will fight Takei and kill the elite class just as I've done with countless wizards and orcs, I once slayed an army of dark elves and never had any pants on the whole time.   

Old Knudsen doesn't care, he thinks this is quite funny. All bets are off and rational thinking doesn't happen if you insult The Hoosier State.  Dumb people just annoy me. 

There are some decent people in Indiana who care about equality and not looking like a complete tool, there's Gary Indiana, the mayor of Indianapolis Greg Ballard, the Indiana tourist board and countless businesses who do not want to fight Takei.

We just hear about the bad ones more because idiots are louder, even when they block you on Facebook. Crystal says that if a ghey couple wanted pizza for their wedding they would say, "no" at her pizza shop.

Not because she hates gheys but because of her religious beliefs as laid down by Jesus when he said, "love everyone except for shirt lifters who want to get married" ... well ok he didn't say a thing about that and it wasn't because he isn't/wasn't real. Love yer Neighbor, turn the other cheek ... fuck the Bible is ghey!

'Freedom of religion, protecting my religious beliefs' .... all these soundbites we hear from the likes of Fleggers, 'chipping away at our culture'  or from the likes of Osama and Daesh, 'death to the infidels'  it's a pattern of one dimensional thinking that one phrase can say it all but ask them to elaborate and they get stuck, they just repeat the phrase or any other they have heard. Their cognitive complexity has gone. 

Crystal's father Kevin hates gheys too doesn't think gheys should suffer the curse known as marriage either. He says that he chose to be heterosexual just as the gheys chose to be ghey so it's basically their own fault.
1983 Kevin just had a marathon sex fest with Dutch Ingersoll who runs the Happy endings boutique in Indiana. Lying there smoking his ciggie, Dutch lying there exhausted with Kev's cum matted into his hairy chest. Kevin thinks about how much his hole hurts and how after various one night stands he still doesn't like the taste of cum and on that day in 1983 he chose to be heterosexual ... Dutch's heart was broken but it's Kev's choice.

I think we all can remember the day we chose to be straight, ghey, bi or buy. Just like when black people decide to not be white then get all offended when a cop shoots them.... or how Asian people refuse to open their eyes fully just to be cunts, you reap what you sow.

One day of backlash and Memories pizza has closed for now, I guess they reaped. 

Governor Pence in his closed to the public signing of his bill with religious nuts and anti-ghey lobbyists, if only the people of Indiana cared enough to vote for nice people... or to even vote.   

It's sad that the 85% of people in Indiana who say they are Christian feel that they need protecting. The good news is that the Wiccans and Satanists can also discriminate too under this bill.

Arkansas has just signed a bill like Indiana, who the fuck wants to go to Arkansas? Yep I'll be boycotting that one too, this is so fucking easy. Unlike Krinnon I'll be boycotting yon pizza place too.   

Abraham Lincoln moved to Indiana as a boy, he could have said this about the Religious Freedom Restoration Act and about doing and standing up for the right thing in general. Old Knudsen believes in this as a means to stay right. 

   "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."

I Refuse To Go To Indiana

George Takei is just so ghey .... no seriously, he is. Since he is not trying to ram his gheyness down Old Knudsen's throat and seems like a nice bloke then I have no problem with him.

Because the state of Indiana passed a bill that makes it legal to discriminate against queers Takei has called for a boycott of Indiana as he and his kind are not welcome there.  Takei was interned as a child for being of Japanese descent during WWII and has to live in a non-homo friendly world so I suspect he feels the sleights of injustice and oppression more than many as he has had to LIVE it, he knows his oppression.
It took him to be aged 70 before he came out publicly, a very difficult thing to do but I guess he thought it couldn't hurt his career any by then.

Coming out is very difficult as being ghey is not as widely acceptable as you'd think. Some cuntries still execute people for being ghey. In Minnesota 9 teens committed suicide within a span of 2 years  because of anti-gay bullying. The school district has a 'No Homo Promo' policy that homosexuality isn't mentioned in schools giving kids the belief that it's 'wrong' and 'sinful.'

I bet being autistic in Minnessota is a real hoot too.

Old Knudsen is boycotting Indiana (he wasn't going there anyway) and I have burned me Indiana Jones movies except The last crusade cos it has yon sexy Nazi bint in it.... the others were shite anyway. What does Indiana produce anyways? corn, soybeans, hogs, dairy products and cattle ... I'm covered I'll get some from Tesco. I'll add the boycott to Ashers bakery and produce from Palestine ... boycotting Israel was too difficult as those dreidels are just soo addictive.

 

The 1964 civil rights bill protects race, gender and religion but falls short on protecting gheys .... like how the founding fathers said that all men were equal but left out weemen, slaves and injuns. 
 

Many states have sought to overthrow same sex marriage laws as they have abortion laws, also many have sought to introduce the conscience clause which they say is to protect religious freedom .... the freedom to discriminate against gheys more like. No blacks ghey signs will pop up in Indiana businesses should the owners decide it's against their beliefs. 

I want gheys to go to these places under cover and buy stuff to troll them.

If you've followed the news stories about florists, bakers and bed and breakfast places telling ghey couples that they refuse them business then you know why they want their petty religious views protected. Being a dick does not mean you deserve to be protected from lawsuits.

Should private businesses be allowed to discriminate? Maybe they should, you wouldn't want a smelly homeless person nursing a coffee in the corner of yer restaurant all day. Fucking kill the homeless, what have they ever done for us?

You know what I used to do when I worked in a family restaurant? I made sure that homeless people knew they were taking their order out and I only refused service or threw out people who caused trouble.
It was discriminating to a point citing Gerry boak beard and his mates as being a health violation but as long as they behaved like people they got served. People let service dogs into restaurants and they eat shit, are gheys less than dogs? The Governor of Indiana and anyone not outraged by this bill think so .... We named the dog Indy. 



Christians are not known for making the best decisions in life, they judge others on how they interpret a book written by sand savages and Romans thousands of years ago. God created the world in 6 days and on the 7th we returned the favour .... Turns out that we made him a bigot.

Christian TV celeb Phil Robertson.

"I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’
Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’

If it happened to them, they probably would say something about this just ain’t right."

Robertson who looks like something out of Al-Qaeda even though he has never served his cuntry, even as a terrorist is the kind of person who discriminates against others. He doesn't like gheys and hates the fact that weemen can make medical decisions about their bodies. 

Nice how the story turns into the first person, makes you wonder if he got hard thinking about it. He can't even figure out that you don't need the Bible to be able to discern from right or wrong. He thinks why have healthcare since yer gonna die anyways .... Critical thinking, he hasn't got it.

72 virgins, Allah is grate! 

Why are Christians even alive if they want to be with their god in Heaven so much? Why aren't ISIS so eager to blow themselves up to get their virgins?   

The Pilgrim fathers fled England because of religious persecution, they then went on to persecute the Native Americans ... a total dick move. It looks to be the eternal circle of hate and hypocrisy that this religion of love is caught in. 

Northern Ireland Christian beliefs.

Why does Old Knudsen care? He is only ghey in prison, on long sea voyages and after watching the movie 300. I'll tell you why, because the smug people who agree with Ashers or Indiana aren't ghey either and have probably fitted in nicely never being the outsider in their lives.

Old Knudsen cares because he refuses to be that smug cunt that thinks, 'I don't care I'm alright, I've got mine' these subjects do not directly affect Old Knudsen's life but if allowed to continue they'll affect everyone's life and not in a positive way.

The 6 million Jews killed during the Holocaust might have liked some non-Jews to do the right thing and put a stop to Hitler ..... Because that would be the right thing to do.  Sure invoking Hitler maybe a tad clichéd but he did kill thousands of gheys, the exact number is not known since gheys were seen as being deviants during and after the war.

Don't be smug, thinking that it's alright to discriminate, would you like to be discriminated against? Don't turn a blind eye or a deaf ear, I'm sure that's snow and not ash falling from the sky.

Standing up for human rights is a no brainer, if being ghey was a choice you'd think those 9 kids in Minnesota would have chosen the less dead option. The Christians are making a choice to be cunts, that is not acceptable.     
  

 

Demons In Need Of Exercise

 

Starting with this holy douchebag. The reverend Bob Larson who I mentioned last year, back then he was getting an army of lusty young weemen to do Gog's work in getting rid of demons out of the poorly educated but very religious people of the world. 

Now for the paltry price of almost $300 he can do exorcisms via Skype. The money will get you one hour shouting in Bob's face and him pointing a cross at you.

The above picture is of some Norwegian dark soul goth type with 4 demons in him. Isn't it funny how demons speak English? If I was a demon I'd speak in my own tongue or some other obscure language and maybe throw in some English insults, just to fuck with the holy man. This demon was polite enough to speak English even though it wasn't the guy's first language and made lame insults like, "are you Bob the builder?" .... "don't mock the Lord!" replies Bob the scammer.

I would have said how Bob likes to look lustfully at children .... odds are hes a pedo right? I bet hes the kind of guy that shaves all his body hair off and uses the excuse that it makes him go faster while cycling ..... and doesn't even have a bike!  

Latoya Ammons has had more than 4 in her I bet.

A woman in Indiana has told of how she and her  3 children aged 12, 9 and 8 were subject to demonic possession. Their eyes would bulge, they would shake and growl .... like the movies tell ya to do.

A clairvoyant told her that her home had 200 demons in it, so it must be true right?  When she went to get help because someone reported her to social services for suspected child abuse a nurse and a child protection services worker (CPS) saw one of her sons walk backwards up a wall and do a flip, landing on the ground, all while holding his grandmother's hand.

Walking like a spider and doing a backwards walk over off a wall is a simple gymnastic move that incorporates a forward roll and a child who is flexible enough can do . Walking just like in the movie The Grudge, why does this shit freak some many people out?
Not as dramatic as a walking up the wall and doing a flip but if you don't exaggerate you don't get the news coverage.

Charles Austin the Gary Indiana police captain was already a believer in spooks, he and a couple of interested officers checked out the home while a Priest did his exorcisms.

One recorder went out of power even though it was fully charged recently and they claim to have caught someone whisper "hey" on their recorder .... as if someone quietly said "hey" to get their colleague's attention but having heard this hey, it happens the same time as an officer clicks his camera and sounds more of a mechanical hiss than human .... spooky huh?
He said that pictures he and the other officers took had strange silhouettes and one had a white misty blob in the corner ..... allegedly. I haven't seen them so I wouldn't know, hope their thumb wasn't over the lens.

Police dug a hole under the basement stairs to see if there was as they suspected a hell portal  and maybe some bodies but all they found was a pair of white gunties and candy wrappers etc.  

When about to leave the Captain heard someone say "You outta here" coming from his car radio .... you know, the thing with the magic voices inside. The driver seat to his 2005 Infiniti car kept moving forwards and backwards and his automatic garage door open didn't open first time.

Turns out that the motor in his seat was damaged, probably due to an evil Japanese Nissan spirit similar to the gurl from The Ring cos long black hair is scary .... as for his garage door, well that is just mysterious .... except sometimes it might take a few tries.  
   

Then there are pictures of the house like this.  Thumps from the basement, white figures and shapes, dark figures and shapes, children levitating off beds and being thrown against walls, wet footprints on the carpet a dark figure pacing back and forth in the living room, skin bulging, oil dripping from the Venetian blinds ..... must be demonic possession, what else could it be?

The fact that Ms Ammons (who is ghetto fabulous by the way) with her hair and blue eye contacts was in trouble for not sending her kids to school in 2009 because demons made them sick and that she is very religious doesn't mean a thing.

The fact that she owed her white landlord Charles Reed money and that he didn't believe any of this stuff this until he heard about the nurse and the CPS worker and their claims doesn't mean a thing.

CPS case worker Valerie Washington and registered nurse Willie Lee Walker .... did they lie to help Ammons out? then again we are seeing a lot of people here who are just dumb or superstitious, even the family physician, Dr. Geoffrey Onyeukwu was shaken by it all but at least he put on the report that the family have "history of ghost at home" and "delusional."

The priest that did the exorcisms The Rev. Michael Maginot was told by other priests who had done the ritual before to look it up on the Internet , wow so professional. 
I hope he didn't go with the one that Misty Moonglow posted because an exorcism rite from a 14 year old with a fixation on sparkling vampires isn't the best one to use.

Finally he was able to get the Catholic church's blessing which made the exorcisms more powerful. Nothing demons hate more than an army of pedo child abusers  giving them shit.   

The Right Reverend Ian Paisley who also supports pedos does far better exorcisms, real edge of yer seat help me I'm dying ones.

The police officers and father Maginot returned to the hoose Carolina Street to do a final exorcism.   Samantha Ilic was the CPS worker who went to the hoose as Washington did not want to go back there.
During the rite, Ammons complained of shoulder pains and was brought outside, Ilic started to have panic attacks and says her little finger felt like it was broken, she too was taken outside.

A week after all of this Ilic got third-degree burns from a motorcycle. Then within 30 days, she also broke three ribs Jet Skiing, broke a hand when she hit a table, then broke an ankle running in flip-flops .... must be a curse or Ilic is a dipshit who is into fast sports and is clumsy.

 Slenderman complained that the little creepy kid at the door was scaring his dog.

All turned out well. Ammons got her kids taken off her for 6 months and when they were returned everyone was told to stop talking about demons and other imaginary friends including God.

The kids no longer growl or act up in public and they have all moved to a new hoose. The hoose on Carolina street has been rented out to new people who strangely enough have not had any demon trouble even with the Hellmouth in the basement.

This story is a load of shit. Old Knudsen has seen shapes and figures that move and he has also seen children infected with evil who run about and scream when yer out having lunch but this is bull shit.

I want to know what was in it for Ammons, who gave her what and if she ever paid her back rent. I bet this gets made into a movie ..... yawn.

Considering I just saw videos of Americans burning snow and wondering why it hardly left any water but if they take an ice cube out of their fridge it melts I have no faith in what any of the witnesses said, show me the video of the levitating and the walk walking, what? there is none?  .... Save me from idiot Americans and their lack of basic knowledge and critical. 


Ghoulies and ghosties. And long-leggedy beasties. And things that eat fried chicken in the night, Good Lard, deliver us!