Starting with this holy douchebag. The reverend Bob Larson
who I mentioned last year, back then he was getting an army of lusty young weemen to do Gog's work in getting rid of demons out of the poorly educated but very religious people of the world.
Now for the paltry price of almost $300 he can do exorcisms via Skype. The money will get you one hour shouting in Bob's face and him pointing a cross at you.
The above picture is of some Norwegian dark soul goth type with 4 demons in him. Isn't it funny how demons speak English? If I was a demon I'd speak in my own tongue or some other obscure language and maybe throw in some English insults, just to fuck with the holy man. This demon was polite enough to speak English even though it wasn't the guy's first language and made lame insults like, "are you Bob the builder?" .... "don't mock the Lord!" replies Bob the scammer.
I would have said how Bob likes to look lustfully at children .... odds are hes a pedo right? I bet hes the kind of guy that shaves all his body hair off and uses the excuse that it makes him go faster while cycling ..... and doesn't even have a bike!
Latoya Ammons has had more than 4 in her I bet.
A woman in Indiana has told of how she and her 3 children aged 12, 9 and 8 were subject to demonic possession. Their eyes would bulge, they would shake and growl .... like the movies tell ya to do.
A clairvoyant told her that her home had 200 demons in it, so it must be true right? When she went to get help because someone reported her to social services for suspected child abuse a nurse and a child protection services worker (CPS) saw one of her sons walk backwards up a wall and do a flip, landing on the ground, all while holding his grandmother's hand.
Walking like a spider and doing a
backwards walk over off a wall is a simple gymnastic move that incorporates a forward roll and a child who is flexible enough can do . Walking just like in the movie The Grudge, why does this shit freak some many people out?
Not as dramatic as a walking up the wall and doing a flip but if you don't exaggerate you don't get the news coverage.
Charles Austin the Gary Indiana police captain was already a believer in spooks, he and a couple of interested officers checked out the home while a Priest did his exorcisms.
One recorder went out of power even though it was fully charged recently and they claim to have caught someone whisper "hey" on their recorder .... as if someone quietly said "hey" to get their colleague's attention but having heard this
hey, it happens the same time as an officer clicks his camera and sounds more of a mechanical hiss than human .... spooky huh?
He said that pictures he and the other officers took had strange silhouettes and one had a white misty blob in the corner ..... allegedly. I haven't seen them so I wouldn't know, hope their thumb wasn't over the lens.
Police dug a hole under the basement stairs to see if there was as they suspected a hell portal and maybe some bodies but all they found was a pair of white gunties and candy wrappers etc.
When about to leave the Captain heard someone say "You outta here" coming from his car radio .... you know, the thing with the magic voices inside. The driver seat to his 2005 Infiniti car kept moving forwards and backwards and his automatic garage door open didn't open first time.
Turns out that the motor in his seat was damaged, probably due to an evil Japanese Nissan spirit similar to the gurl from The Ring cos long black hair is scary .... as for his garage door, well that is just mysterious .... except sometimes it might take a few tries.
Then there are pictures of the house like this. Thumps from the basement, white figures and shapes, dark figures and shapes, children levitating off beds and being thrown against walls, wet footprints on the carpet a dark figure pacing back and forth in the living room, skin bulging, oil dripping from the Venetian blinds ..... must be demonic possession, what else could it be?
The fact that Ms Ammons (who is ghetto fabulous by the way) with her hair and blue eye contacts was in trouble for not sending her kids to school in 2009 because demons made them sick and that she is very religious doesn't mean a thing.
The fact that she owed her white landlord
Charles Reed money and that he didn't believe any of this stuff this until he heard about the nurse and the CPS worker and their claims doesn't mean a thing.
CPS case worker Valerie Washington and registered nurse Willie Lee Walker .... did they lie to help Ammons out? then again we are seeing a lot of people here who are just dumb or superstitious, even the family physician, Dr. Geoffrey Onyeukwu was shaken by it all but at least he put on the report that the family have "history of ghost at home" and "delusional."
The priest that did the exorcisms
The Rev. Michael Maginot was told by other priests who had done the ritual before
to look it up on the Internet , wow so professional.
I hope he didn't go with the one that Misty Moonglow posted because an exorcism rite from a 14 year old with a fixation on sparkling vampires isn't the best one to use.
Finally he was able to get the Catholic church's blessing which made the exorcisms more powerful. Nothing demons hate more than an
army of pedo child abusers giving them shit.
The Right Reverend Ian Paisley who also
supports pedos does far better exorcisms, real edge of yer seat help me I'm dying ones.
The police officers and father Maginot returned to the hoose Carolina Street to do a final exorcism. Samantha Ilic was the CPS worker who went to the hoose as Washington did not want to go back there.
During the rite, Ammons complained of shoulder pains and was brought outside, Ilic started to have panic attacks and says her little finger felt like it was broken, she too was taken outside.
A week after all of this Ilic got third-degree burns from a motorcycle. Then within 30 days, she also
broke three ribs Jet Skiing, broke a hand when she hit a table, then
broke an ankle running in flip-flops .... must be a curse or Ilic is a dipshit who is into fast sports and is clumsy.
Slenderman complained that the little creepy kid at the door was scaring his dog.
All turned out well. Ammons got her kids taken off her for 6 months and when they were returned everyone was told to stop talking about demons and other imaginary friends including God.
The kids no longer growl or act up in public and they have all moved to a new hoose. The hoose on Carolina street has been rented out to new people who strangely enough have not had any demon trouble even with the Hellmouth in the basement.
This story is a load of shit. Old Knudsen has seen shapes and figures that move and he has also seen children infected with evil who run about and scream when yer out having lunch but this is bull shit.
I want to know what was in it for Ammons, who gave her what and if she ever paid her back rent. I bet this gets made into a movie ..... yawn.
Considering I just saw videos of Americans burning snow and wondering why it hardly left any water but if they take an ice cube out of their fridge it melts I have no faith in what any of the witnesses said, show me the video of the levitating and the walk walking, what? there is none? .... Save me from idiot Americans and their lack of basic knowledge and critical.
Ghoulies and ghosties. And long-leggedy beasties. And things that eat fried chicken in the night, Good Lard, deliver us!
