Do Facebook Friends Really Care?

Sometimes I wonder how I became friends with some of the people on Facebook, eventually it turns out they are a raging homophobe or seething Fox news loving racist. Sure it pops out every now and again when they can't keep it hidden or they just don't give a fuck one day.

I shrug and usually don't get stuck into them as I figure they are having a bad day. I'm working on being a better person so brabbling with someone even though it's fun and I can piss people off like no other but I just keep scrolling.

'I just broke up with my girlfriend and I have no idea why, they said I was mean and controlling, well that ugly stupid bitch must have been hiding something.'

18 people like this .... because they know yer a cunt. 

When a person is being extremely dumb it's difficult not to point it out, my patience is tried. Thank fuck for Snopes.com and me posting a link is my polite way of saying, "you've got the Internet at yer finger tips use it for fucks sake."

So about a year ago I friended some bloke from Indiana, he was into all the batshit crazy alien and bigfoot stuff so I thought why not, Americans can be fun.  He looked like a cross between George RR Martin and Santa, a little creepy and sort of aggressive, probably aspergers but that's only a negative thing if you behave like a dick.
I'll change his name cos I respect people an shit and will call him Kale Krinnon. He'd post about what time he got up at and how he has a hospital appointment and how Facebook and Blogger were preventing him from doing anything (everyday) but he did post the odd attractive woman and cos-player chick in a tight outfits. I suspect his computer was full up with porn hence having to run scans all the time.

   I found my future wife through him so it was meant to be.

So recently I shared a George Takei meme about how he was boycotting Indiana. As I've said before Takei was discriminated against during WWII for being a slope and now he's being discriminated against for being a fudge packer ... this isn't on!

Like everyone else I looked up where Indiana was, I then looked up what they were famous for. Of all the places to visit in life no one says, "I must visit Indiana before I die"  sure they say that about Ireland and once they get here Indiana looks far more appealing.

Old Knudsen boycotting Indiana is funny because why the fuck would he go there? It's not as if they make stuff I use. Kale took the boycott personally, he vented a rage at Takei and how he'd fight the 77 year-old for taking business away from his home state. Kale obviously had some impotent rage against Old Knudsen posting Indiana stuff ... I bet it was the 'fuck you Indiana' song that broke him. In my defense it was funny and very catchy.
Kale did attempt to lay a guilt trip on Old Knudsen as FB refers to Old Knudsen as 'she' and 'her' ... obviously Old Knudsen is proud that he is half female (on his mother's side) and fuck you Facebook for trying to define and limit Old Knudsen. I'm half woman, half man hear me ROAR!

He said that weemen had broken up with him over my Facebook gender, cos an old guy picture with a guy's name is so feminine and threatening to yer relationship, yeah right. Not exactly a player he once expressed an interest in contacting a female that didn't want anything to do with him, I suggested not to but stalkers gotta stalk. He blocked me after unfriending so I'll expect a message from him asking if I miss him. 
      
Today my psychic intuition made me check if he was still my FB friend and when he wasn't I went looking for him....  like you do. One guy unfriended me ages ago and when I messaged him he said it was a mistake and friended me again .... he was being polite and it was my Palestine and Hamas are cunts but so is Israel stance, he had a big boner for Israel no matter who they kill and didn't like me pointing out facts. We aren't friends anymore.  

 When you block one Soren Knudsen two will rise up .... Hail Hydra! 

Well sorry as fuck for having an opinion that differed. I wasn't feeling the butthurt because I have more of an understanding of discrimination. Northern Ireland doesn't allowed ghey marriage or abortion .... because of Christian beliefs. I am constantly embarrassed by the law makers and the bigoted people in general, if someone said how backwards Northern Ireland was I'd agree. Boycott Northern Ireland see if I care .... we're xenophobic anyway so yay!

It's Northern Ireland ya dumb American and me boycotting Indiana was a joke. You've got more chance of seeing yer dick than I've got in going to Indiana .... aye angled mirrors are marvelous.

Timbuktu (spell it rite) can fuck off as well! I'm a west coaster, yon stuff in the middle is what you fly over going to Callyfornia.

It says a lot about a person when they will talk about fighting a 77 year-old and get really angry about a boycott than actually getting angry about the bill that caused the outrage in the first place. Now I know his brother doesn't like gheys but he "claims" to be against the bill himself .... yeah, sure, as long as no one insults Indiana right? 

Are his other friends catching on? Voting is irrelevant, this ain't about no politicking, this is about the real world .... on the Internet. I will fight Takei and kill the elite class just as I've done with countless wizards and orcs, I once slayed an army of dark elves and never had any pants on the whole time.   

Old Knudsen doesn't care, he thinks this is quite funny. All bets are off and rational thinking doesn't happen if you insult The Hoosier State.  Dumb people just annoy me. 

There are some decent people in Indiana who care about equality and not looking like a complete tool, there's Gary Indiana, the mayor of Indianapolis Greg Ballard, the Indiana tourist board and countless businesses who do not want to fight Takei.

We just hear about the bad ones more because idiots are louder, even when they block you on Facebook. Crystal says that if a ghey couple wanted pizza for their wedding they would say, "no" at her pizza shop.

Not because she hates gheys but because of her religious beliefs as laid down by Jesus when he said, "love everyone except for shirt lifters who want to get married" ... well ok he didn't say a thing about that and it wasn't because he isn't/wasn't real. Love yer Neighbor, turn the other cheek ... fuck the Bible is ghey!

'Freedom of religion, protecting my religious beliefs' .... all these soundbites we hear from the likes of Fleggers, 'chipping away at our culture'  or from the likes of Osama and Daesh, 'death to the infidels'  it's a pattern of one dimensional thinking that one phrase can say it all but ask them to elaborate and they get stuck, they just repeat the phrase or any other they have heard. Their cognitive complexity has gone. 

Crystal's father Kevin hates gheys too doesn't think gheys should suffer the curse known as marriage either. He says that he chose to be heterosexual just as the gheys chose to be ghey so it's basically their own fault.
1983 Kevin just had a marathon sex fest with Dutch Ingersoll who runs the Happy endings boutique in Indiana. Lying there smoking his ciggie, Dutch lying there exhausted with Kev's cum matted into his hairy chest. Kevin thinks about how much his hole hurts and how after various one night stands he still doesn't like the taste of cum and on that day in 1983 he chose to be heterosexual ... Dutch's heart was broken but it's Kev's choice.

I think we all can remember the day we chose to be straight, ghey, bi or buy. Just like when black people decide to not be white then get all offended when a cop shoots them.... or how Asian people refuse to open their eyes fully just to be cunts, you reap what you sow.

One day of backlash and Memories pizza has closed for now, I guess they reaped. 

Governor Pence in his closed to the public signing of his bill with religious nuts and anti-ghey lobbyists, if only the people of Indiana cared enough to vote for nice people... or to even vote.   

It's sad that the 85% of people in Indiana who say they are Christian feel that they need protecting. The good news is that the Wiccans and Satanists can also discriminate too under this bill.

Arkansas has just signed a bill like Indiana, who the fuck wants to go to Arkansas? Yep I'll be boycotting that one too, this is so fucking easy. Unlike Krinnon I'll be boycotting yon pizza place too.   

Abraham Lincoln moved to Indiana as a boy, he could have said this about the Religious Freedom Restoration Act and about doing and standing up for the right thing in general. Old Knudsen believes in this as a means to stay right. 

   "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."

You Too Can Be Jihadi, Ask Me How

I have a confession to make, last week I went to Iraq on a Jihad for research purposes. I went in wishing to demonstrate my dedication to .... well I wasn't sure to what but who is? After 3 hrs without drink or bacon I was shaking, luckily I carry a med kit containing a wee bottle of vodka with bacon bits in it, Al Qaeda took issue with that for some reason and showed me the door.

I moved onto to another group, I even pointed a finger and shouted Allen Achbar which is the guy in charge of all Jihadis I assume but no one would let me hold their severed heads so I went on a Jihad against them.
Fuck you ISIS and yer mini van of terror. Allen was nowhere to be found so I said screw this, let me know when ya make a video demanding stuff as I want to show off me skills, I've got the moves like Allen.

Old Knudsen is one of the world's top specialists in the werkings of the human mind. I have worked with departments, agencies and companies all over the world to find out A) What the fuck yer problem is and B) How to shut you up ..... when I say 'you' I mean the faction that is causing difficulties..... and maybe you too.


What is Old Knudsen's specialist field? why psychological disruption of course or mind dazzle as I call it so yous that don't like big werds can remember it. You may think that I take the opposite end of the argument because I'm a mean old bigoted asswipe but in reality I'm not bigoted, I have chronic dislike syndrome with a side disorder of apathy.

Yusuf Sarwar and Mohammed Ahmed, Islamic dumb and dumber.

What I have to do is figure out is the mentality of foreign Jihadis. The people who go and fight for Al Qaeda, ISIS or whoever, including both sides of the Ukraine conflict. They are usually male, you'll find that most groups that cause trouble are mostly male for some reason. 

Young males who are attracted to an ideology that is black and white and gives you the answers .... so not really very deep or imaginative people. These young men are struggling to find a purpose to their lives and feel they have something to prove, they need cognitive closure. 

  Foreign fighters in Ukraine.

They feel as if they are driven to act and going somewhere to shoot unarmed men in the sand will make them into important people. Yusuf Sarwar and Mohammed Ahmed were two 22 year-olds from Birmingham ..... England who went to Syria to fight, they didn't know much Arabic and had to order Islam for dummies off Amazon before they ventured to sand world. 

It isn't necessarily brainwashing into the Islamic faith as Jihadi Islam isn't considered to be the real Islam by most "normal" Muslims. 

Young people, especially males can be a little one dimensional, they see issues in black and white and stick to them no matter how stupid it is if it serves their agenda, they haven't had the life experience to analyze things and mostly just live life reacting. 

It's really sad to see older people who are supposed to be adults think this way. They just refuse to see other factors or to share the blame. 

  

 London woman Khadijah Dare and her husband Abu Bakr from Sweden. 

Khadijah Dare is one of the few female Jihadis, she traveled from London to Syria to marry her ISIS fighter husband from Sweden. She has one son with him and is expecting another child. While she does not get involved in the fighting being just a woman and all she does hope and dream one day to bravely kill an unarmed and cuffed British or American captive.

On Twitter she wrote,  "Any links 4 da execution of da journalist plz. Allahu Akbar. UK must b shaking up ha ha. I wna b da 1st UK woman 2 kill a UK or US terorrist."  Her cognitive complexity isn't very extensive which is why she fits in with the 'death to the west' crowd. Many young people from London not only type this way but speak that way too.

 I welcome any move in which she covers up that face.

Sally Jones a 45 year-old mother of two left her life of welfare benefits, and her two kids to run off and marry 20 year-old Junaid Hussain a British computer hacker who she met online. The two now live in butt fuck Syria. Jones has said on her social media account (just like the one Allah had) 'You Christians all need beheading with a nice blunt knife and stuck on the railings at Raqqa... Come here I’ll do it for you!' 

One of her former neighbours said of her , 'She was very scatty, everything was always a drama. Her language wasn’t good, her children were unruly and she was extremely loud. Men came and went but she lived mainly as a single mum with her two boys.'

 Junaid Hussain, I love blokes with masks and guns, they are all so hard ... not!

Another said, 'She was a nightmare. Always screaming and shouting and up all hours of the night. Everything about her was extreme. She had problems with debts so one minute she was there, the next she’d scarpered. She started to go through a phase of thinking she was a witch.' .... pictures on Facebook have her dressed in a cloak as that is how witches dress .... obviously.

A former lead guitarist in an all-girl rock band in the 90's she sounds like a tweaker slapper who likes attention and to shock people and woke up one day and realised she was 45, two kids and no man, when a 20 year-old bloke paid attention to her she became what he wanted ... yeah she'll really fit in, NOT! With female jihadis it seems there has to be a man involved. She won't last that long before she gets fed up being a slave and not partying and he'll get fed up with her too.

Aqsa Mahmood a 20 year-old from Scotland was radicalized online and ran off to join the Jihad. Well educated and from a middle class family she is now married to a Jihadist fighter in Syria. In 2005 western women were used as suicide bombers but now they recruit other westerners and make babies for the cause.

 ISIS dickheads.

Abu Rashash Britani, a British Jihadi has called for the Prime Minister David Cameron to be beheaded and for Muslims to attack soldiers on the street with knives in the same way that off duty soldier Lee Rigby was murdered. 

Yeah yeah yeah, behead him, rise up, revenge this, destroy that. It's as if people were born but only half grew up. Their mental capacity is not necessarily reduced, these people are not less intelligent than others, they have decided to only think in simplistic terms. I am right, you are wrong. Maybe deep down they know they are doing bad things but believe the cause is worth it.... or has to be.

 Iron man.

When 9/11 happened the US wanted some cognitive closure, it needed answers in a situation that was not normal. It boiled everything doon to the bare bones and decided that whatever it did was right, the Islamic terrorists and anyone who liked them were wrong and they would do whatever it took such as drone strikes at wedding parties to torture and rendition to win ..... fuck human rights, we hurt!  

In essence the US went Jihadi. That is the same mindset as the Brit or American who goes to Syria to fight, they look for answers and seek revenge. The thing that saves nations that go Jihad are introspection and having the freedom of speech to say .... wait a minute, are we doing the right thing? 

Bad shit happens during war but now we get to see it on our Twitter and Facebook accounts. It just means we need to be better than what we are. Civvies will never understand the tough calls made by the military if innocents are killed and will lump the tough calls with the bad calls .... Many don't want to know how their food is killed but they'll happily eat it.   

 Jennifer Lawrence

It was very difficult for rational people to be heard after 9/11, just a week after 9/11 Bill Maher said on his TV show Politically Incorrect "We have been the cowards. Lobbing cruise missiles from two thousand miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building. Say what you want about it. Not cowardly."     

ABC cancelled his show. Maybe it wasn't a tactful thing to say but you can't go and watch a TV show called Politically Incorrect and expect not to have your world view questioned.

If everyone stays angry and keeps up with the soundbites such as 'all Muslims are terrorists', 'we are a Christian nation', 'immigrants are evil', 'heritage, culture, no surrender', 'we are just defending ourselves', 'it's our right' then we are Jihadi and are not thinking clearly enough to do the right thing, we have closed our minds, disengaged our brains and our mouths are on autopilot.