The Virgin Teens Of Terror Strike

 

Even tough guys need wooly gloves for the cold.

Near Belfast's Broadway roundabout a group of youths scrawled a message on a wall saying that Taigs will be crucified. Then they pulled up their hoods, a couple had gotten their granny to knit them ski masks and they posed for a chilling picture .... well it looked chilly at least. 

 Planks holding planks. 

You can see from the picture that 2 or 3 might be 16 or 17 year-olds while several are like 13 years-old if that. Old enough to cause trouble if directed to do so by a community worker paramilitary hood. That is what they have been doing for years the adults stay to the back giving orders while the younger ones who won't do any serious jail time do the work at the front. 

Do you know where yer children are? ..... Do you even give a shit? That is what happens when abortion is illegal, all the unwanted wee fuckers hanging around causing trouble and Loyalists breed like Fenians popping out a litter of 5 plus at a time. Do those kids in the picture looked loved? I doubt any of them have a pair of trousers with a zipper that isn't their school uniform. It wouldn't be difficult to find those track suits, I'm sure they all hang around the nearest bonfire site, if only we had police who weren't afraid of confrontation .... give Old Knudsen a badge and a gun and he'll clean up the streets like he did in Rio until Amnesty stepped in.

Do these wee cunts think they are ISIS? It takes a lot of time and effort to crucify someone and not to mention the screaming, their screaming, not the victim. I bet these wankers even tag each other in the pictures they post. What the fuck does VTOT mean?  Virgin Teens Of Terror? 

Balls on the Falls.

 

Anyway it was a shite advertising stunt considering they never said when it was to start. Tomorrow? Next week? August? Did you see ISIS threatening to crucify people? They only threatened to behead people for a laugh as they had already did it. They then they went from burning people alive, to crucifying to drowning .... they have so much shit going on you won't find them down at the balls on the Falls roundabout taking selfies in the dark.    

They have gangs of children younger than 10 practicing to be cunts by shooting Syrian soldiers in the head ... and you have planks. 

What about partially skinning a person's torso and stitching the skin around their head so they suffocate? .... the old Afghan way. I mean get out there, the world is full of torture methods and crucifixion is serious work and not very rewarding if you don't want to get caught. 

When a group of 12 spides start walking towards me with their elasticated leisure rape suits I run like fuck because if I wanted to be raped I'd join the army again or get sent to prison again, no street urchins for me, you never know what they have. I don't think, 'oh no I'm gonna be crucified' anyways crucifixion is a doddle.  

Old Knudsen isn't a Taig so they wouldn't crucify him .... he isn't a Prod either so they might just crucify him. The old axiom of the streets is that if there is a doubt on the religion of a snatched straggler then just assume they are a Fenian. The same as on the other side for Huns .... Yes in Belfast being a Jew, Muslim or Pagan tree hugger means yer generally fucked cos then you may be accused of being ghey to justify yer um crucifixion.

8/10 for spelling crucified and being a little different than usual of course no points for empty threats now go clean yer rooms. 

      

 

Two For Flinching

The British government should learn from the Americans. When you release classified documents redact the fuck out of them first. 14 men say they were tortured by the British army in 1971 and the government have just released the documents about the events. As you may remember ..... unless yer from outside of Northern Ireland we were having a wee civil war back then.

They said they were hooded, held in stress positions and beat if they moved, exposed to white noise, sleep and food deprivation. They were also flown in a helicopter and told they were at a great height, dangled then thrown out only to find they were just feet from the ground.

Not all of the men are alive today but the ones that are want some kind of justice, probably compensation because seriously, do they think soldiers are going to be jailed for this now or that Lord Carrington will be ordered to shoot himself like a gentleman? What a bunch of pussies!

Wah wah wah 40 years ago I was beat by the British army and not allowed me lunch, aye you've made up for it since ya fat fucker.  That sounds like nothing, you try being in the British army. The only difference is that it's yer choice and they pay you. I don't think the British government really cares what they do .... can't touch this! 

Who in 1971 could say they have been up in a helicopter? They should be bloody grateful. 

 "Tell them they are up a 100 feet and if they don't hand over their Lucky Charms you'll throw them out the door, is he crying? .... sweet."

  

The British army were ahead of their time. "We were only pretending to torture you, you've been punk'd."

Stress position? Ya always need to do yer stretching and limber up before you attempt yer upward facing doggy reverse cowgurl style pose. What kind of snatch and interrogation would it be if they had warned the people so they would have packed a lunch?

This is nothing compared to what else they have done. Tony Blair gave Gaddafi some of his enemies as playthings to sweeten a BP deal for fucks sake. Don't forget about Simon Cowell and One Direction if yer going to talk about torture.

It was the 70's, torture was more acceptable back then, as was blackface. Even Bewitched had blackface and I'm sure that plenty of the coloureds laughed too. I wonder if they were allowed to watch TV in prisons back then. Everyone smoked in schools and hospitals and not drinking and driving was just weird. Babies were given toys made out of lead everyone knew that if you hid under a table made out of asbestos a nuclear bomb wouldn't hurt you. 

Now you have the wishy washy liberals making hospital patients stand outside the hospital entrance in the cold for them to have a smoke, have times gotten better? 

Back in the 70's we never had pedos .... well you just didn't hear about them and as long as they preyed on kids in care homes we were happy. Now with the Berlin wall doon everyone is a pedo. 

These guys complaining about being tortured 40 years ago, what ungrateful bastards, just trying to spoil the 70's for the rest of us. 

If the people being held in Gitmo for no reason other than being Muslim ever get out are we going to hear their stories of torture?  How boring, torture usually goes without saying except it's called enhanced interrogation.

Seriously though being thrown out of a helicopter just feet from the ground, I guess some people just don't have a sense of humour.

The American Way

Did you feel mildly insulted when Obama said "We tortured some folks, we did some things that were contrary to our values."

"It's important for us not to feel sanctimonious in retrospect about the tough job those folks had."

Usually it's Radical Islamic Fundamentalists and now it's 'folks' he excused these as 'mistakes' made by CIA operatives at Black sites around the world because they were under enormous pressure to prevent another attack after the 9/11 attack.

He said he still had confidence in the CIA Director John Brennan who will make sure that lessons are learned from those mistakes.

So these operatives at bases in Thailand, Guantanamo Bay, Afghanistan, Poland, Romania and North Africa were all under enormous pressure and just had to use excessive torture, I say excessive because the US used torture before 9/11 but afterwards the gloves came off. As former President George W Bush used to and probably still says, “they hate our freedoms, it was them or us."
 
Cofer Black, the former director of the CIA’s Counter terrorism Center told the Senate that "from the point of view of the national security state, anything goes."

So what has changed? The Obama administration tends to use the NSA more and the CIA has fucked up too many times, funding needs to be directed elsewhere. The CIA are forever getting culled and downsized every few decades.

So now those practices of waterboarding, sleep deprivation/adjustment , 20-hour interrogations, isolation, exposure to extreme temperatures, enclosure in tiny spaces, stress positions, loud music, and light control, religious and sexual humiliation, abdomen strikes, insult slaps, shaking and controlled fear (including use of dogs) are now-discontinued, they were seen as questionable in 2009 but they have decided that they are bad.
In 2005 the CIA burned tapes of interrogations knowing full well they would get into trouble for it but having those tapes seen would have been far worse. It only took 13 years to realise that Enhanced interrogation techniques might be morally wrong.


Will they stop these integrations? of course they will, now they'll just hand the prisoners over to brutal non-American interrogators..... under American supervision of course. Nothing scares the ragheads more than the thought of being sent to a prison in a country who really hate their guts.

Ach we've seen Jack Bauer break a hand to get info it's no big deal and really, would these guys torture us?
Treat people as you'd have them treat you or get in there first and break some bones just in case they are lying cunts.  

Israel gets it, you have to fight to destroy and brutalize because the enemy fights like that, good guys finish last. We want to conduct war like how we buy our food in washed, prepared packages that doesn't look anything like the animal.     

We want to log on, fire off a few strategical Hellcats while eating M&M's and sucking on a Slurpee. All clean and civilised then we go home. 

Don't Mute The Skin Flute

The earliest record of circumcision cums from a tomb in ancient Egypt 2400–2300 BCE. The usual theory for this procedure was hygiene in that sandy environment but considering it takes more time to brush yer teeth than clean yer lad, that doesn't really .... stand up to scrutiny .

Do men who are not intact not clean their cock then? 

Other theories point to circumcision being done as either a rite of passage or as a sign of status. Human sacrifice was not known to be done in ancient Egypt but this could have been done for that.   


Egyptian dentists used to suggest putting half a freshly-killed hot mouse in your mouth to cure bad breath.... they were nucking futs!

I wonder who the first person was that decided to lob off the foreskin. I bet it was someone who either didn't have a penis, couldn't use their penis or lost their foreskin in an accident and so talked others into getting rid of theirs.

"Yeah I wanted to see how tough I was so I cut me foreskin off, fuck I'm tough, you couldn't do it yer too much of a wimp."

Oh yeah, I'll show you! 

Incas, Aztecs and Mayans did circumcision probably to test bravery and endurance, and its use later evolved into a rite of initiation. Ok you win, yer braver than me .... but I enjoy sex more, HA!

The Jews probably got circumcision from the Egyptians, I say this because those born in the wilderness after wandering for 40 years (it's not that big a place) were intact and had to under go this mutilation. "I wandered the fucking desert for 40 years man and boy and you want to do what with my cock?"

When crazy ol Abraham was hearing voices, telling him to kill his son Isaac as a sacrifice an angel stopped him just in time and said just lob off his foreskin instead, God will be happy enough with that blood sacrifice but you have to promise to keep sacrificing foreskins for ever more.

Abraham was happy enough to do that and after several bloody tries he figured out what a foreskin was and got it.

After that the Jews knew who their own people were and so could smite the other tribes who weren't ghey for God.
Of course Muslims also circumcise because of the close links their religion has with Judaism.... well that explains all the anger in the Middle east.    

 The skin does retract ya know, not my fault you don't know what yer doing. 

When  Alexander the Great conquered the middle east he brought with him some Greek ideas like 'foreskins are cool' later on the Romans banned circumcision so the Jews adapted by just taking a tiny bit off the top and pulling their skin doon to hide it. The Jewish leaders didn't like that and said 'fuck you we're cutting the whole lot off, lets revolt!' ..... so it wasn't for hygiene it was for spite.  How can you reason with people like that?

Something creepy about circumcision, it says to babies, "welcome to the world, a place where you don't have a say and that any moment you'll be held down and brutalized even by those who claim to love you."

"Oh and enjoy yer dried up penis and lessened sexual sensation. You also have to use an artificial lubricant for sex or jerking off. You may also lose the desire for sex and suffer from ED in later years but hey, look on the bright side, when yer sexually aroused you won't feel wet .... that kind of thing is for weemen anyway."

Good news about weemen though. Egypt’s Health Ministry banned female circumcision (when a women’s clitoris is removed) in 1996, except in cases of emergency. This loophole, however, is so vague that female genital mutilation is still virtually universal in Egypt.

The US outlawed female genital mutilation in 1997 because it is an inhumane act ... not because it was common sense, male circumcision is dying out there because health care costs so much. Even the men that want their son to be like them think twice when they are told they have to pay.

Male circumcision is very ingrained in the American psyche and seen as normal to those who see nothing wrong with choosing for others whether they like it or not.  

Cheaper to get tats.

  
The Jews continue to do it even though Leviticus tells them not to mark or cut their skin. Rabbis have claimed that the foreskin is a redundant organ and so if removed then the person will be complete .... yes retarded thinking like that has gotten you kicked around Europe and the Middle east for centuries.

I'm not being anti-semitic I'm being anti-moron.  God made you in his image, perfect and intact, away an cut off yer eyelids too.

Well it's not just Christians who are interested in children's cocks it's the whole God bothering lot. Tune in on Sundays for hot weemen to tempt you away from the kiddies.  

Go ask Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer how many babies die during unnecessary circumcision, one death is too many. He cuts off the foreskin then sucks the babies cock to get rid of the bad blood, if he passes on his herpes .... well thats god's fault. Even after knowing hes infected he still performs them.

 

Queen Victoria got it into her head she was descended from the mythological King David and promoted circumcision for royalty.  King George I got the newly born princes cut to show that they were people of status .... a crown and a posh accent wasn't enough I suppose, inbred idiots.

Baby Prince Charles was cut in 1948 by a rabbi, as were his two brothers. Princess Di was against the idea but was she man enough to say "NO" back then?

Circumcision was claimed to cure syphilis, epilepsy, hernia, headache, clubfoot, alcoholism, gout and stopped sinful masturbation .... That was by the repressed Victorians. Today the medical profession flip flops on the issue one minute saying it's unnecessary and then saying but it prevents heterosexual infection of HIV in Africa ..... most African and South American tests are well dodgy with many getting shut down on ethical grounds. You got two men, one mutilated and the other intact, they have to fuck weemen infected with HIV to see which one gets infected first ..... we'll do 100 of these tests and we'll watch and film them all.

One third of the males worldwide are circumcised and most of those are because their parent's imaginary friend told them to do it.
 

Don't get Old Knudsen wrong, children are hateful mean little fuckers .... but Old Knudsen will defend their rights, only because they can't.
 

King George I adopted it 250 years ago

Read more at: http://www.jewishpress.com/news/britons-in-suspense-over-possibility-of-a-royal-circumcision/2013/07/31/

King George I adopted it 250 years ago

Read more at: http://www.jewishpress.com/news/britons-in-suspense-over-possibility-of-a-royal-circumcision/2013/07/31/

Now I'm Really Tired

I was walking doon the High street in my beloved Killamory when a black van pulled up along side me. The driver looked over and smiled and asked if I could help him find his puppy, I told him to fuck his puppy and that I had to get home to write a great blog post to keep my readers happy. He then said that he'd give me a lift and that my mother said it was ok, I wasn't sure but then he mentioned he had a bag of raspberry ruffles to share so I got in.

The van smelled like cheap perfume and stale cum, I didn't say anything cos I thought it might have been me. I looked for the bag of sweets and noticed 4 other men all wearing black dresses in the back of the van, I reached for the knife I carry doon my sock but before I could get to it a rope was pulled around my neck and a hood forced over my head, I felt as if I was being pulled from my seat into the back of the van. The rope was getting tighter and as I struggled the men all started to punch me and I became unconscious.

I woke up with a familiar smell in my nostrils a mix between shit and sulphur. Fear, terror, being a scared and sexual arousal hit me all at once like the outside air after drinking in a pub all night. I was in leeds.

I hadn't been abducted by violent cross dressers it was far worse, it was Catholic priests. Those belonging to the Diocese of Leeds neo-Nazi Blogger suppressing cult. I had run into these cunts before with their legal attack dogs now they really wanted to shut me up.

My captors grabbed me and tied me to a cross and started to play Beatles songs as they began to fellatio me, no that's not right I hoped they would but they flagellated me instead which isn't the same.
I screamed "No more fucking overrated poppy hippy music" they hit me harder which was good as it took my mind of the tunes.

Suddenly every thing stopped. I could see out of the bottom of my hood another figure had joined us. I recognised his voice immediately it was my old Nemesis Bishop Cockroache. " See what we do to bad boys who sin Knudsen?" his voice was like a sticky shite that refused to be wiped clean. " You will tell me what your Blogger passwords so we can alter your blogs or you shall suffer."

You know me, I laugh in the face of danger so I said, "Away and fuck ya Fenian Cocksucker is it not about time for the schools to get out?" Cockroache must have gestured cos the air was suddenly filled with Lucy in the sky with diamonds, I screamed like a pretty boy in prison. "Ok ok its 'pissflaps' I use that on all of my blogs cos I can't remember anything."

I also gave them my bank pin number and all the secrets about my fellow bloggers that have been stupid enough to trust me , they didn't ask for that stuff but its good to talk.

Cockroache chuckled, yet again he thought he had me beat but you should never underestimate the Knudsen. He said "Kill him" and turned around and walked off.

The hench priests started to beat me with their fists and bamboo canes, in between hits I mentioned what a waste it was to kill a fella with such a fine looking arse without taking him up the bum first.
They hesitated, one of them in an English accent said, "I only rape young boys hes not my type, " and an Irish accent then said, " Father Tommy you're just so gay sometimes, it is a fine arse though a sin to let it go to waste ," the other priests agreed and they started to untie me.

That was it, feigning weakness I slumped and removed my artificial leg, I was still hooded but I had once did a 3 day Ninja course with the CIA so I could fight in the dark and these cunts were in my killing zone. My leg shoot out with the fury of a PMSing woman without chocolate, I only wish I could see their faces as they died.

I stood there wobbling, the adrenaline coursing in my body and I removed my hood, I was in some kind of tent. I put on my leg and ran out. I saw Cockroache and he saw me, he jumped upon a powerful motor bike and took off at speed, luckily there was another one so I straddled that one, its cold seat shriveling my bollocks.

After a boring motorcycle chase with improbable stunts and the firing of lots of automatic weapons the Bishop escaped in an awaiting helicopter as I stood on the ground shaking my fist at him vowing revenge an armed police team surrounded me with their weapons drawn as a naked man shaking his fist at a helicopter could very well be connected to Al Qaeda.

I showed them my security clearance that was tattooed on the inside of my lip only to be told it was out of date due to lack of payments and I was taken into custody.

Well my dear friends that's my story, I talked the peelers into letting me change my passwords and got bailed out by agent Sax, a beautiful leggy blonde from the CIA , he has never let me doon yet.

Someday Cockroache we shall meet again...............

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