Paris being ever the lady, getting stuck into her itchy minge , moments later she pulled out her mobile phone and a packet of smokes.
Paris Hilton stupid slut supreme has been sentenced to 45 days in jail. Formerly charged with drunk driving she was pulled over on a suspended drivers licence. Being a dumb hoor that has the ability to annoy the fuck out of people by thinking her money makes her better than the rest she was faced with a judge that in no way thought she was hot and wouldn't let her off with a fine. Paris apologised like you do when you get caught and promised to try to pay attention to important stuff like this in future, what you mean like silly laws etc? she also asked to be sent to a male prison for her sentence but her request was denied.
Well she was named after a plaster (plaster of Paris) and she was plastered when she was caught, and the city of Paris may appear elegant but its really tacky and gaudy and everyone has been there and took pictures as she gives it up too easily.
Friday 4 May 2007
Thats Hot.
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13 comments:
What an incredibly spoiled amount of pink fluff who thinks she's above the law.
I hate it when you agree with me.
I thought she was named after the man who stole Helen of Troy. She needs a good woman to sort her out, preferably with a strapon which doesn't spread disease.
No mate that was Orlando Bloom, she needs prayer and a good flogging.
She keeps her keys in her furry cup.
Clone her! Often! Sent her to Scotland and wait what will come out ...
It's no use locking her up; she can squeeze out between the bars.
And that shot of her rooting in her minge? She was searching for her chihuahua.
Ive never been!But some friends from Sowerby Bridge visited recently & said once you get in Paris it can prove very expensive.
I think its nice to name people after places.If i ever have another child i will Christen her "Batley Burger King" it will give the lass a good start in life.
I'd love to mud wrestle on the floor with you over it Old K... but well, she's just not worth the mud.
I thought she was called Paris Hilton because she once serviced the entire Paris Hilton hotel.
mago we have enough morons in Scotland, especially it you go by our latest election results.
fat sparrow I hear theres an echo up there in her canyon.
manuel dykes, is that those things you put yer thumb into?
tony batley burger king is a very posh name, oh al de da.
lynn I sure you would.
Mr Eater oh she was a waitress then, lucky she didn't work in the Sweaty Crotch.
Savannah its only been a couple of hundred years give it another 1000 before you give up on it.
I think she is innocent! Free the Paris 1 - I shall start a protest movement -anyone care to join me??
You are such a giving person or dog.
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