Friday, 4 May 2007

Gone Phishing

I will be soon setting up a PayPal account in order to sell you all carbon offsets to help you to feel better about yer blogging habits and the harm to the environment that yer memes and dull blogs are doing. Order now and get not one but two boxes of carbon offsets for the cunning price of £29.99 plus S&H and other tax.

7 comments:

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Would you like to buy some Cheltenham air? £5.99 a box. We have a natural Spa there you know, very beneficial.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

Hey who stacked those skids? They did it all wrong.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

old balls -I'm getting worried about you. I think you're loosing the edge you had to ya. You know -the pissed off angry old salt?

Manuel said...

I'll not be needing any thanks.

Anonymous said...

I'm a giver really; I won't be needing any. Thanks though!

FirstNations said...

are they carbon dated? do they track carbon footprints all over hells' half acre? do they reproduce?


ok. I'm done.

Momentary Madness said...

....and as soon as you do I'll be phishing through you blog for the various approprate pass-words / codes et catera.
PS: did you get the trees yet; always handy to have a few in store for the real fools.
Y:-) Paddy