Saturday, 5 May 2007

Saturday Smirk.

Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

25 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

He will have a plan to get out of Iraq, somebody else just hasn't thought of it yet.

Manuel said...

Boom Boom

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Attention Defecit Syndrome.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Okay i shall disagree with you Old K over something. I think you should allow comments again on your quotes blog. Otherwise, what's the point? You're just rambling on at yerself Old Quoter. I've been back a few times to see if i can add my tuppence, but no, you keep it all to yerself. I know, you think people take the quote and that's enough. No. It isn't. They want to talk it through with you on occasion. Pah! Well. I do anyway. There. Disagreed.

savannah said...

somebody shoot me...
how many days until the next election here?

maybe if i just stay stoned/drunk/both...

Old Knudsen said...

lynn the only reason you want comments on my quotes blog is to hear yerself talk, I think I can live without that.

savannah oh c'mon, Bush is great for a laugh.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

lol Old K. Not really, actually, i enjoyed discussing them with you. Still.

Old Knudsen said...

You still talking I see.

Anonymous said...

My instant reaction: ahahahahahhahahahahhahahha hahaha haha ha haha!!!

Anonymous said...

Oil.

Eyebee said...

He can't help being a total wanker

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Who, Old K? Yeah, eyebee. lol.

Fresh Hell said...

Maybe if I close my eyes and cover my ears the nasty, cruel man and his incipid war will just go away.

Old Knudsen said...

ms pool well I laughed.

mago being from Bavaria what would hitler do? (WWHD) I would use up their oil and then go on to mine.

eyebee but he is funny.

lynn maybe you'd like to do it for me .

fresh hell its not a war its just an excursion to meet the rest of the world.

Old Knudsen said...

Potato potato, Franks, Goths or Carol Lombard I see that culture means a lot to you or not being mistaken for another culture does. The English or Angles,saxons and jutes, the Scottish being the previously the Irish.

All coming from the tribes of the Danube unless you want to go further back.

You became a part of germany in 1871, next you'll tell me Hitler was Austrian.

Actually the SS weren't that powerful as you know, they relied on the people to tell on their neighbours,Blitzkrieg and Paratroopers now there was the big bad, though the later was over hyped.

Anonymous said...

"You became a part of germany in 1871, next you'll tell me Hitler was Austrian."

Sorry: Franconia was on it's own and part of the Reich until the later's end 1806. 1871 "Das deutsche Reich" or "Deutschland" came into existence. Adolf was an austrian citizen, vounteered to a bavarian regiment 1914 and later became a german citizen.

"The SS weren't that powerful as you know"
What do you want to tell me? Kind of boy scouts?

Sassy Sundry said...

Hee hee.

Old Knudsen said...

mago I tried learning german at night school once, I made the mistake of learning french at the same time so I got a bit mixed up but would do great in Belguim if I ever wanted to go to that sneaky little country. Its true I tar many people with the same brush, like I don't care what region of Spain you're from you'd be Spanish etc, if you hike,listen to Hasselhoff, eat raider instead of twix and fought along side the nazis guess what? don't say anything about the holocaust or they'll get ya.
Boy scouts scare the fuck out of me as does the current pope, now where is that ex nazi from?

Anonymous said...

"Sepp der Hacker" as he was known to his comrades was born in Regensburg - occasionally I will go there tomorrow (Monday). Sepp singlehandedly exploded more than 30 Iwan-tanks, brought down several allied bomber with an 8.8 and orchestrated the 20th of July '44. He was decorated with the Gefrierfleischorden, different Iron crosses of all classes and some other less known medals. Later he joint the Jesus-Division and made a career of sorts.

His holyness was for a brief time at the end of the war a member of the Hitler-Jugend (HJ, Hitler youth organization) as every goddam german fucker of his age in this time, my father including. And now, choose your words careful, willya? Or I am gonna sent the goddam SJ over to give ya a good missionexperience ...

By the way: I am from Coburg, a small city you should have heared of, so I am lutheran to the bone.

Old Knudsen said...

I am so diplomatic you can rely on me, Hitler Youth, the last line of defense huh? like Boy Scouts but more into killing than merit badges, I was in it myself, happiest days of yer life. I know Coburg we shop for all our royal families there, the more inbred the better . lutheran to the bone, well I'll be bumping into you in Heaven then unless the whole Bavarian thing cancels you out. So tell me, you've met more Germans than I have (unless you count killing them with me bare hands when I landed at Normandy or was that a film?) why are they such dirty shites? I logged my site meter searches and where they came from and the Germans always search for 'Pedo' or Rimjob' I even did a post declaring them the most dirty nation in the world, even that Martin Luther fella enjoyed a good flogging to rid his wife of sin.

Anonymous said...

Good heavens, are you talking about "sex"? Hey, it's in the bible to whip the wife - ours is by the profit Nietzsche and he knew ... Especially his sister who "edited" his brother's works after his death. And this hypo-evangelical widow of a missionary (lutheran of course) wrote it anew ... Nothing is reliable in this world, not even the bullshit of a german philosoffer!
What's "Rimjob"?

Old Knudsen said...

I just quoted Nietzsche on my quotes blog a fellow much used out of context. Luther's wife was a nun right? if ya want to flog a nun start up a cult, Henry 8th learned that one.
What's "Rimjob"?

Ya made Old Knudsen laugh, well done, I hope you aren't taking any of this to heart, its the Celtic way of Brabbling, you'll be my best fucking mate in no time.
A Rimjob is the licking of someone's anus, bunghole or rusty bullet hole for sexual stimulation, go on give it a try.

Anonymous said...

Katharina von Bora, yes was a nun, than a married Luther. They unearthed their kitchen last year. Really.

I will NOT be your "fucking mate", yer perverted cockslinger!
Rammalamadindong-doodle!

yeah, nice conversation here. Sorry, have to end it here, need some sleep. I hear the archive's call ...

Anonymous said...

Da, it just doesn't get any better than this. How ya been ? Been working, you know how us Keelers are, it's sporadic. They come and they go and it's a done deal so ya got get it while it's hot right?

Lapinbizarre said...

Great joke. Many thanks.