"Well Have you seen her? look at the fucking picture you papal cunt, where were you on the 3rd of May?" "I'm the Pope I could have you killed you know like in the days of the Inquisition , besides I only like the boys."
The McCanns have met the Pope in Rome and had a photograph of Madeleine for him to bless. They asked if Pope Bene had ever made the mistake of leaving toddlers alone while they went out and partied, he replied with a shrug and said "I'm not infallible you know."
At a later press conference, Mr McCann said:
"In ordinary circumstances it would be a highlight for any Catholic to meet the Pope. Of course it's saddened by the marked realisation that our daughter is still missing, we're hoping to still meet with George Clooney for my wife and Halle Berry for me."
At a later press conference, Mr McCann said:
"In ordinary circumstances it would be a highlight for any Catholic to meet the Pope. Of course it's saddened by the marked realisation that our daughter is still missing, we're hoping to still meet with George Clooney for my wife and Halle Berry for me."
He then said the goodness that had been generated by "one evil act" had restored his faith and yes he would let God and prayers babysit the other two children they have. Those kids are still in the evil Algarve hopefully being looked after by Mr McCann's sister.
The McCanns have decided to eventually travel to Morocco where a tip was given over a week ago and also to Germany (the pedo fatherland) probably to see a Witchdoctor and a Shaman.
Visit www.findmadeleine.com.
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Shaman? Not available, sorry, you'd have to go to the East. Our witches and healers are pretty okay on doing witch-things, don't believe that they search for lost girls. That's the show-number for "the seer" or Uri Geller (is that idiot still alive?).
Apropos, as I read on another comment, the Pope would be glad to offer to you all his other cheeks too to slap on in spite of your rude language ...
It's nonsense and that's that. But just imagine if the child was to turn up in the next day or so. There wouldn't be a seat to be had at your local chapel.
He's also going to save the other 50,000 children who have been abducted in the last month, by blessing their pictures.
Isn't it great?
Good old Ratzo.
mago Uri geller is still at the spoons. I believe in religion as much as the next idiot but commonsense is also something I believe in, if you turn yer cheeks expect to be kicked.
manuel I'd love to be wrong but whats the odds on her turning up? go to Morocco first for fucks sake.
medbh I don't think the pope has any experience in telling others what to do either, his power is fading but there is no short supply of dumb people out there, other wise called the Irish, I knew people that resisted being catholic and kept with good old Eire of Danu.
Mr the robber I saw the pope fly once too.
stayed with Eire or Danu, or Lugh for that matter, excuse me I've been chasing that bloody dragon again, the next time I'll get a puppy.
noooooooooo! don't find Madddy - if they do, those parents will be out of a job...
"The McCanns have decided to eventually travel to Morocco where a tip was given over a week ago and also to Germany"
So, they're extending their vacation to travel the world, then?
"Visit www.findmadeleine.com"
You know, I was expecting something along the line of "Where's Waldo." Thanks for nothing.
i didnt know he blessed photos.Godd innit? A 21st century Pope!I wonder if he blesses blogs too?'might give him a ring............
The Pope should've given them the special Pope Dope slap.
I would even visit Old Knudsen if I thought it would help in any-way to get my child bach from the evil animals who took her. Let us not lose sight of that.
The child is the innocent here.
Forget about who's to blame and what the Pope or anyone else can do or not do, and we all know about the thousands of others but I know too if it was my kid I wouln't be thinking about them at the moment. Paddy
I have seen her , she is calling herself pixie sprinkles......
And with that the pope said "My father plays domino's better than your Father"
jungle jane having kids seems to cramp their style.
fat sparrow some lord has got them on his private jet so its not like they are paying for it.
tony you need an exorcist not a blessing.
sassy he should have locked them up for making catholics look stupid, oh thats right they are stupid.
paddy Its funny, everytime I see them they are not looking for their kid, if you got a tip from Morocco would you go to Morocco and flood the place with tv appeals and posters? or would you wait a week and then go and get blessed by the pope instead? there is doing real world things and then there is dreaming and letting things go to hell. Parenting classes for taigs I say.
Mr beast I would of asked you instead of the pope.
rich the pope didn't have a father he was born of a Jackal and a bar of soap.
1700 children have gone missing since Madeleine first disappeared. Many of them British.
I wonder how many of those parents would get a private jet to Rome to see some paedo-assister in a frock.
I don't lose sight of Maddy's disappearance being hideous for the family but find it ironic they go and see a man who personally enabled child abusers to MOVE parishes rather than get justice.
Yep that was the point to one of my many posts on this, only the cute white kids from civilised countries get the most attention. It would have to be hideous for the family but all I see is crying and wishful thinking going on, they have the money to flood northern Africa with investigators and tv appeals, I don't see parents doing all they can but thats how they got into this mess it would take an act of God but then God doesn't really care for the most, nor does a pedo in a dress.
Nice advert they are showing on the teevee at the moment, must have cost farsans uv pands.
The brown sticky stuff is goin' to hit the spinning air mover soon. This whole affair is earning too many people a good living.
BTW God DOES care; last week he bought me a Mercedes Benz. Apparently it was earmarked some time ago for some bird called Janis but she fucked off before he could deliver it to her.
God cares about me which is why I'm so blessed.
He can start saving children by throwing Cardianl Bernard Law back into the pedophile frying pan.
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