Sunday, 27 May 2007

Madeleine's Parents To See The Pope

For fucks sake enough with the prayers its well past noon lets drink.

Madeleine McCann's parents are going to the see the Pope, not sure why. The obvious reason would be that he fits the profile of the kidnap suspect, hes white, 5 ft 10in and short hair. I never did like that nazi fucker, something shifty about him. Never trust a man who wears designer dresses and refuses to wear a condom.

12 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Well they're desperate, Knudie, I wouldn't blame them for seeing Leonard Nimoy.

Fat Sparrow said...

And yet they still have no time for parenting classes.

Anonymous said...

Gotta agree with sparrow, and what the hell is the pope supposed to do? Do they expect him to go out looking for their daughter while they still holiday?

Old Knudsen said...

fat sparrow you're a harsh woman I'm sure the classes will be a part of their child neglect sentence.

kate Isis maybe the pope knows something, bear it in mind they let the power of prayer guard their kids too. Lets hope magic and denial works this time.

The Mistress said...

Is he praying I don't steal one of his margaritas from under his nose?

Momentary Madness said...

He said he has a pair of sun-glasses Bono gave the other nazi before him, that they could auction off.

The Mistress said...

Either that or I could place one tit in each vessel.

Anonymous said...

Never trust a man that hides behind religion.
-P

Anonymous said...

He has cool outfits and even cooler hats. He knows what is right, even when he's wrong -- oh sorry ...

Don't forget, it's an italian organisation: Kiss the ring and obey and they'll take care of everything "in daht life".

boudica of suburbia said...

Need they make it even more blindingly obvious that they kidnapped their own daughter? Whats that whatever-million ££ fund about then? Bollocks.

Is that RuPaul up there?

Anonymous said...

I'm telling you, he looks pretty shady to me too. I have had an aversion to him since the start and never knew why. Could it be how scary he looks? He'd probably look better dressed as a Vampire. Now, that'd be some scary shite, huh?

Anonymous said...

The most incredible thing about your repugnant post is that if the Holy Father actually heard you say these words to him in person, he would still offer you the Sign of Peace, and he would still offer the other cheek for you to slap with your vile abhorrent language.

Lord, have Mercy.