68-year-old ex-Manchester City striker Rodney Marsh, who lost his sports pundit job after making a joke about the Asian tsunami on-air, made some sexist remarks while appearing on the reality show I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.
Talking about fellow contestant some PR chick Lynne Franks, he said: "She believes in equality of women and that women should be paid as much as men and that women are equal to men."
I don't want to upset any weemen, maybe a fair way would be to pay the hot weemen a little bit extra, wisdom of Solomon here folks.
Then Marsh said, "My point was what has a woman ever invented?" Well Mr Marsh here is an impressive list of female achievements. I cannot stand by and let you put weemen doon, they are not merely sex objects to be lusted over for yer animalistic cravings. Please visit my Blog full of naked and half naked weemen. MY PORNO BLOG
Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper in 1905.
In 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher.
The Barbie doll was invented in 1959 by Ruth Handler.
Ann Moore Invented the Snugli baby carrier.
Bette Nesmith Graham invented liquid paper, also known as White-Out™.
Madame Curie doesn't count as she had help from the "man" and only got credit cos she out lived her husband, in reality she only made the tea, but where would we be without Barbies and windshield wipers? in a ditch with nothing to play with that's where.
Marsh then asked: "Would you fly on a plane flown by two women? ... They would be putting their lipstick on in the wing mirror and all that." He may have a point Amelia Earhart was fixing her bangs when she crashed .
Referring to the show's public voting system, ex-Changing Rooms presenter Anna Ryder Richardson warned him: "Do you know how many women's votes you just lost with that chat?"
Marsh then insisted: "It's a joke. That's why women have no sense of humour either, that's the thing, it's a joke - I'm only kidding."
Well that's true, um oh shit no that's not true as many of my readers are weemen that proves they have an excellent sense of humour or they are all just sick fuckers..... feminists have no sense of humour but that goes with the territory and not expected.
Talking about fellow contestant some PR chick Lynne Franks, he said: "She believes in equality of women and that women should be paid as much as men and that women are equal to men."
I don't want to upset any weemen, maybe a fair way would be to pay the hot weemen a little bit extra, wisdom of Solomon here folks.
Then Marsh said, "My point was what has a woman ever invented?" Well Mr Marsh here is an impressive list of female achievements. I cannot stand by and let you put weemen doon, they are not merely sex objects to be lusted over for yer animalistic cravings. Please visit my Blog full of naked and half naked weemen. MY PORNO BLOG
Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper in 1905.
In 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher.
The Barbie doll was invented in 1959 by Ruth Handler.
Ann Moore Invented the Snugli baby carrier.
Bette Nesmith Graham invented liquid paper, also known as White-Out™.
Madame Curie doesn't count as she had help from the "man" and only got credit cos she out lived her husband, in reality she only made the tea, but where would we be without Barbies and windshield wipers? in a ditch with nothing to play with that's where.
Marsh then asked: "Would you fly on a plane flown by two women? ... They would be putting their lipstick on in the wing mirror and all that." He may have a point Amelia Earhart was fixing her bangs when she crashed .
Referring to the show's public voting system, ex-Changing Rooms presenter Anna Ryder Richardson warned him: "Do you know how many women's votes you just lost with that chat?"
Marsh then insisted: "It's a joke. That's why women have no sense of humour either, that's the thing, it's a joke - I'm only kidding."
Well that's true, um oh shit no that's not true as many of my readers are weemen that proves they have an excellent sense of humour or they are all just sick fuckers..... feminists have no sense of humour but that goes with the territory and not expected.
Warren Beatty who claims to have shagged thousands of weemen, go on if ya did him admit it.Ex-model and walking reason for sterilization Janice Dickinson defended woman by saying: "We give birth." (with the help of men I must add)
Its a lucky thing that weemen give birth to more men than weemen or nothing would get invented.
Marsh added "I don't know why you make such a fuss about it but you do. I don't think it can be too painful actually ... You know, when you break your leg playing football that's got to be more painful than giving birth?"
Or to have yer leg bitten off by a great white Panda but I don't go on about that do I ? Another True Story
I give birth to 8 monster turds a day so I know about childbirth I think weemen go on so much about it because its painful and dangerous to both woman and child and they are totally bitter that men have their fun for 20 seconds and don't have an 8 lbs screaming sprog getting ripped out of their bodies after 9 long months of back ache and looking fat.
A typical woman.Yes today Old Knudsen is a champion for weemen kind, you can show yer appreciation with more naked pictures and a nice cup of tea.
13 comments:
"in a ditch with nothing to play with". you're fuckin' funny Old K!
I keep telling people that.
Also! Didnt women invent The Headache™ ?
I'm grateful for White-Out™.
I coat myself with the stuff and sneak into hotel rooms to watch people having sex.
I'm invisible!
I can get you a discount on the drum size.
And Mrs. Nesmith Graham invented, well, gave birth, to a son, Michael Nesmith. Without him The Monkees would never have been invented.
i find nothing to disagree with here.
mike nesmith was the sexy one anyway.
Dont Forget Mamma Dylan ™ & Mrs Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Titch™ !
Did you see that the man who sexually assaulted a woman on the African reality show (Big Brother or something) won the contest. Charming.
All those reality shows are populated with incredible douche bags.
tony yes weemen have the patent on rejection™ I should know.
MJ I hate to tell you but the Monkees would have gotten someone else, I think I saw you running around on Ghosthunters in yer invisable state.
First Nations men who wear hats are 110% more sexy.
tony men helped them and did all the work.
mebdh shit they have much harsher challenges there.
It's good to be sick and twisted.
That way, most anything at all strikes you funny ;)
Well now, not only am I a feminist with a senee of humor, but I'm really candid when it comes to having sex. When I used to date, I was very upfront about telling a guy what his chances were of getting laid. Ya know, cut to the chase, 'cause I've got enough friends.
-P
I drool? Who told you? Were you on that train from Brindisi to Rome when I feel asleep and had an unfortunate incident with drool between my bosoms? How could you know?
Yeah, right on about the hats. There is no man that is not made sexier with the right hat. Backwards baseball hat wearers notwithstanding.
witchypoo being high all the time doesn't hurt either.
Xul oh I know what you are :::shakes head:::
proxima ok ok I get the message.
fresh hell you only thought that was drool, long tunnels and all.
sam problem-child-bride I keep the hat on 'for her pleasure' oh yeah doin it for the ladies 24/7
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