David Baconham

Tragically there were no survivors, and in other news David Beckham loves bacon sandwiches, this shock comes just after he revealed that 'bacon' was seven year old Harper's first word.

He has to share his love of bacon with his children as his wife Victoria only eats algae.   

I Had A Post But Then I Posted This Shite Instead

Dumb but purdy and with those big fake pregnant breasts now.

Halle Berry had her sprog and named her Nahla Ariel Aubry. Nahla is Arabic word for 'drink of water' 'Ariel' comes from Hebrew and means 'lion for God' ok people we know that most celebs aren't that bright and barely finish school but there should be a law against stupid names like this, here are some others.

Indiana, London, Kenya ,Lyric, Atticus, Ireland, Kal-El, Sailor, Aquinnah, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Moxie Crimefighter, Shiloh Nouvel, Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf, Daisy Boo, True Isabella Summer, Princess Tiaamii and don't forget Apple and Suri.

Famous people do a lot of drugs don't they?

The writer Terry Pratchett who has discovered he has Alzheimer's said: 'I would rather die of cancer than have my living self stripped away a bit at a time.'

What a whiney fuck fuck, I wish I had his problems, he says about how he takes a minute to find the letter 'A' on his keyboard or forgets how to spell the word 'else' welcome to my world dickhead the only difference being is that yer a rich cunt so gurn up.

JK Rowling has given hundreds of thousands to Alzheimer's research and she doesn't have it but tight wad Pratchett gets it and pledges a measly million towards Alzheimer's .............. if he remembers.

Wake up and smell yer ego baldy do some good with yer money before you go and don't forget to put me into yer will.

Not forgetting yer not dead yet and yer still rich, Alzheimer's people have a life span of about 10 years and yer 60 now, do ya want to live forever of something?

WHY WON'T IGGY FUCKING POP WEAR A FUCKING SHIRT?

Speaking of which, isn't it great when they die in threes so you don't have to argue who the second or third is?

Welcome to pedo island me hearties, pull my fish finger.

Director of crap chick flicks Anthony Minghella, Sci-fi writer and egg-head Sir Arthur C Clarke and John Hewer aka Captain Birds Eye (A British icon) are deader than my blogs on a Saturday.

Alien verses predator

Heather Mills will get a £24.3 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney, poor Macca first Michael Jackson buys up a ton of Beatles songs as an investment and now stumpy has taken two weeks wages out of yer pocket its enough to make you want to club a seal cub to death isn't it Macca ? well at least you don't have Alzheimer's .

Hillary is going out of her way to prove she isn't a leezer, looks a bit forced to me.

No way does she look like a leezer. Can you see her being president and making the right choices when she thought those trousers , sandals and marrying Bill were the right choices?

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Men Rule Weemen Drool

68-year-old ex-Manchester City striker Rodney Marsh, who lost his sports pundit job after making a joke about the Asian tsunami on-air, made some sexist remarks while appearing on the reality show I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.


Talking about fellow contestant some PR chick Lynne Franks, he said: "She believes in equality of women and that women should be paid as much as men and that women are equal to men."
I don't want to upset any weemen, maybe a fair way would be to pay the hot weemen a little bit extra, wisdom of Solomon here folks.


Then Marsh said, "My point was what has a woman ever invented?" Well Mr Marsh here is an impressive list of female achievements. I cannot stand by and let you put weemen doon, they are not merely sex objects to be lusted over for yer animalistic cravings. Please visit my Blog full of naked and half naked weemen. MY PORNO BLOG

Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper in 1905.

In 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher.

The Barbie doll was invented in 1959 by Ruth Handler.

Ann Moore Invented the Snugli baby carrier.

Bette Nesmith Graham invented liquid paper, also known as White-Out™.

Madame Curie doesn't count as she had help from the "man" and only got credit cos she out lived her husband, in reality she only made the tea, but where would we be without Barbies and windshield wipers? in a ditch with nothing to play with that's where.

Marsh then asked: "Would you fly on a plane flown by two women? ... They would be putting their lipstick on in the wing mirror and all that." He may have a point Amelia Earhart was fixing her bangs when she crashed .

Referring to the show's public voting system, ex-Changing Rooms presenter Anna Ryder Richardson warned him: "Do you know how many women's votes you just lost with that chat?"

Marsh then insisted: "It's a joke. That's why women have no sense of humour either, that's the thing, it's a joke - I'm only kidding."

Well that's true, um oh shit no that's not true as many of my readers are weemen that proves they have an excellent sense of humour or they are all just sick fuckers..... feminists have no sense of humour but that goes with the territory and not expected.

Warren Beatty who claims to have shagged thousands of weemen, go on if ya did him admit it.

Ex-model and walking reason for sterilization Janice Dickinson defended woman by saying: "We give birth." (with the help of men I must add)

Its a lucky thing that weemen give birth to more men than weemen or nothing would get invented.

Marsh added "I don't know why you make such a fuss about it but you do. I don't think it can be too painful actually ... You know, when you break your leg playing football that's got to be more painful than giving birth?"

Or to have yer leg bitten off by a great white Panda but I don't go on about that do I ? Another True Story

I give birth to 8 monster turds a day so I know about childbirth I think weemen go on so much about it because its painful and dangerous to both woman and child and they are totally bitter that men have their fun for 20 seconds and don't have an 8 lbs screaming sprog getting ripped out of their bodies after 9 long months of back ache and looking fat.


A typical woman.

Yes today Old Knudsen is a champion for weemen kind, you can show yer appreciation with more naked pictures and a nice cup of tea.