Old Knudsen Stem Cells Himself

Does anyone remember this comic? I can remember thinking how lame V for vendetta was long before it made into a lame film. Yes I am a trend setter.

50p for this and it was full of talent those were the days. Now Alan Moore is a Hollywood sell-out. Watchmen indeed.

Speaking of talent I've got the front page on Pundit Kitchen with my piffy captions 3 times so far, that is the same number of times that I have lost the Irish Blog awards. I'm a little fish in a big pond but I shall conquer it more.
Not to put the cunting Irish Blog awards doon but I only entered to expose the bigotry of those from the north which can only be rectified by making me fucking well win, no not Manuel you cunts, me!

I have put up a link to the kitchen and have signed up on Twatter , yes Old Knudsen is current fresh and as self absorbed as the rest of you, now you can be more absorbed with me, go on absorb me. Friend me on Facebook or Cheeseburger or read my mostly ignored news blog.



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Dumb but purdy and with those big fake pregnant breasts now.

Halle Berry had her sprog and named her Nahla Ariel Aubry. Nahla is Arabic word for 'drink of water' 'Ariel' comes from Hebrew and means 'lion for God' ok people we know that most celebs aren't that bright and barely finish school but there should be a law against stupid names like this, here are some others.

Indiana, London, Kenya ,Lyric, Atticus, Ireland, Kal-El, Sailor, Aquinnah, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Moxie Crimefighter, Shiloh Nouvel, Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf, Daisy Boo, True Isabella Summer, Princess Tiaamii and don't forget Apple and Suri.

Famous people do a lot of drugs don't they?

The writer Terry Pratchett who has discovered he has Alzheimer's said: 'I would rather die of cancer than have my living self stripped away a bit at a time.'

What a whiney fuck fuck, I wish I had his problems, he says about how he takes a minute to find the letter 'A' on his keyboard or forgets how to spell the word 'else' welcome to my world dickhead the only difference being is that yer a rich cunt so gurn up.

JK Rowling has given hundreds of thousands to Alzheimer's research and she doesn't have it but tight wad Pratchett gets it and pledges a measly million towards Alzheimer's .............. if he remembers.

Wake up and smell yer ego baldy do some good with yer money before you go and don't forget to put me into yer will.

Not forgetting yer not dead yet and yer still rich, Alzheimer's people have a life span of about 10 years and yer 60 now, do ya want to live forever of something?

WHY WON'T IGGY FUCKING POP WEAR A FUCKING SHIRT?

Speaking of which, isn't it great when they die in threes so you don't have to argue who the second or third is?

Welcome to pedo island me hearties, pull my fish finger.

Director of crap chick flicks Anthony Minghella, Sci-fi writer and egg-head Sir Arthur C Clarke and John Hewer aka Captain Birds Eye (A British icon) are deader than my blogs on a Saturday.

Alien verses predator

Heather Mills will get a £24.3 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney, poor Macca first Michael Jackson buys up a ton of Beatles songs as an investment and now stumpy has taken two weeks wages out of yer pocket its enough to make you want to club a seal cub to death isn't it Macca ? well at least you don't have Alzheimer's .

Hillary is going out of her way to prove she isn't a leezer, looks a bit forced to me.

No way does she look like a leezer. Can you see her being president and making the right choices when she thought those trousers , sandals and marrying Bill were the right choices?

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Warakala snakemen gather for the opening of the 46th annual sing sing in the frontier town of Mount Hagen.

Tribes from all over Papua New Guinea - the world's most culturally diverse nation - gather in the Western Highlands each year as a celebration of each tribe's unique traditions and as a way of curtailing tribal warfare.

I noticed this from the Daily Mail on-line paper, this picture of Snakemen from Papua New Guinea. Do you notice any product placement? The description above doesn't mention it unless its a part of the unique traditions, maybe the other tribes drink Pepsi or Fanta.

I suggest you sniff that can of coke as it might contain some 80% proof Jesus juice to get them in the mood.

Fucking amateurs, when I worked for National Geographic I'd make sure all the cans of coke, watches and walkermans were out of out of sight before I took any photographs, just hold up the severed heads of yer enemies and say "cheese." I too had a problem with cutting heads off . I never claimed to be much of a photographer which is why me and the Geographic parted ways, who cares if I didn't get the heads in at least I got the droopy African titties that young males around the world punish themselves to as part of their own tribes rite of passage and wiping it off with the sacred crusty sock handed doon from father to son.

I'd like to buy the world a coke but I'm a tight fisted cunt. America home of Coca Cola is #1 yes #1 hated cuntry in the world how can you not love a cuntry that has polluted so many cultures with addictive death in a can, heart attack in a greasy tastless Big Mac and not very classy open mouthed chewing with chewing gum? Well I think its a great plan they have to make the whole world into fat sick people sort of a great equalizer .