A Naked Hairy Fetish Post

Old Knudsen always welcums e-mails from his fans, here is one picked out at random. 

Dear Old Fucker

Wot is up wit your blog? it used 2B cool with tits and ho bags showing there fannys and now i have 2 go onto real porn sites for a wank. 

hav U gon ghey?

Mark Wilson aged 9

Sheffield 

Well young Mark, thank you for yer e-mail. Old Knudsen likes pics that say something and not just for titillation though he'll post those too if he is blogging with one in the chamber. No I have not gone ghey .... in the past week but I'm werking on it, thank you for asking. Here are some pictures that I hope have something for everyone.

If Old Knudsen was to have a sex change he'd like to look like this but hairier.

 Yes I do like to lure you in with some hotties before I turn it up a little.

This lass calls herself Lady Government and she does not use lube.

I like my coffee black and strong, the same way I like my weemen .... that is a lie, I don't like coffee at all.

Or a damaging deep cell tan will do the trick.

The ladies have to be catered for too, they love a man in a kilt and with nipple rings.

Real men have curves.

Any Ballymena beys reading? .... As if someone from Ballymena could read, luckily I have pictures.

Don't you know that it's different for gurls .... If Old Knudsen did this you'd hear about the clogged up drain for a week.

Win a race and humiliate a chick .... sponsored by misogyny. The peer pressure of having to stand there and take or you won't get paid.

Maybe dead people are yer thing, I likes it when they lay still.

A chick with a dick because God made them that way.

Nothing wrong with meat on a stick.

And end with an anti-climax.

The Sexy Sunday Battle

And don't forget the never ending war against pedophilia and the objectification of weemen. It is my hope that pedos will stop being sick fuckers and get turned on by adults and that those who see weemen as mere sex and sandwich making objects will cum to view them as people.

It is a hard, long road I travel and with many detractors along the way .... oh and many defarmers too but with my strong right hand I will keep fighting .  

And thanks to all those who send me selfies in my constant battle against something. Many of you were too ugly to post but I tried to lower my standards as to not offend you. Onwards to victory!  

Curvy Sunday

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Welcome to my most important weekly post on this fine day of worship. Weemen are sexy, rioting, beheading, bombing and lusting after children are not!

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Since it obviously doesn't say that in the Bible or any other holy book then it's lucky for you that I post on Sundays. 

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The ladies this week seem to have some dangerous bends so caution is advised. 

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This lass demanded more exposure so I obliged. 

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This one is back too with a warning about getting crap looking tattoos.

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Weemen with crappy tats probably makes other rash and stupid decisions too so keep up hope that they may shag you by accident. 

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Old Knudsen is all about giving hope to losers, no offense meant ... well maybe a little. 

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Have a soft, smooth and round day .... don't listen to any preachers, they have control issues. 

Sexy Art

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Today instead of gratuitous adult nakedness in protest against Christians Muslims and Jews who support child abuse as a part of their religious beliefs I thought I'd give you art instead. Here is Milo Moiré, a lass from .... I dunno somewhere foreign who gets onto trains arse naked except for some fuck me pumps, a hand bag and a pair of hipster glasses.

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Just because she walks about like this doesn't mean that she is asking for it ... it's art. Just like the time she plopped out paint balls from her minge. I have one of her vadge explosions up on my wall, she could have at least removed the pubes.

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   I believe Old Knudsen has mentioned his big man sized like of tits hanging doon ... definitely art.

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You untrained plebs just see a naked chick but Old Knudsen sees the emotion that screams out like a lass whose minge is getting waxed. 

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Art means not smiling but instead just ..... being.

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Also it said it was art on the porn site I got it off. 

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What an enigmatic expression, only she knows why she painted her toenails and not her fingernails. 

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This one is saying, "help I'm retarded and haven't eaten in weeks" only a fellow artist can see the layers of subliminal artistic angst. No offense to any retards reading, at least I didn't say Spaz.

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Ryan Gosling makes my stench trench weep with joy yet I remain dry and sullen. 

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I don't know art but I like what I don't know, what is she about to shrug and say? 

 

A Long Hard Weekend

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Another Sunday to persecute those who use their religion to abuse children, perhaps my Sunday posts will make them consider not going to church and will have them staying at home to drool over adults instead.
It's all about the reprogramming.... enjoy. 

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One news article has there being more redheads in the north east of England than there are in Ireland while another tells of ginger extinction. I'd be looking for a Norse link there.

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Some day there will be no white people, never mind ginger. Who the fuck is gonna be doing all the racism and bigotry in a world full of brown and high yellow?

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It must be terrible to look perfect at any angle. 

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Don't assume that a redhead with pale skin standing in front of lichen and rocks is Irish ... way too pretty to be Irish but represents the image that we all know. 

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The importance of personal grooming can never be underestimated.

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And an interesting outfit too. 

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Welcome to the tail end of the post.

Sunday Ogle

Old Knudsen is a people person .... mostly hot naked weemen people but that counts right?

Not only is Old Knudsen saving the kids from the pedos by posting pics of semi attractive people in their natural state but he hopes that his wisdom sinks into yer heids cos hes really fed up talking to idiots.

Yer a bit slow so here is this lass again but with her hair brushed.

And again cos I'm a big fan of her ample child bearing hips though she is suffering from female pattern baldness doon below.

Ogle is a strange word, to stare at in a lecherous manner. Weemen do it to Old Knudsen all the time so he shall ogle away.

Now be off with you before I start Googling chicks with dicks cos Old Knudsen is feeling a little anxious.