A Naked Hairy Fetish Post

Old Knudsen always welcums e-mails from his fans, here is one picked out at random. 

Dear Old Fucker

Wot is up wit your blog? it used 2B cool with tits and ho bags showing there fannys and now i have 2 go onto real porn sites for a wank. 

hav U gon ghey?

Mark Wilson aged 9

Sheffield 

Well young Mark, thank you for yer e-mail. Old Knudsen likes pics that say something and not just for titillation though he'll post those too if he is blogging with one in the chamber. No I have not gone ghey .... in the past week but I'm werking on it, thank you for asking. Here are some pictures that I hope have something for everyone.

If Old Knudsen was to have a sex change he'd like to look like this but hairier.

 Yes I do like to lure you in with some hotties before I turn it up a little.

This lass calls herself Lady Government and she does not use lube.

I like my coffee black and strong, the same way I like my weemen .... that is a lie, I don't like coffee at all.

Or a damaging deep cell tan will do the trick.

The ladies have to be catered for too, they love a man in a kilt and with nipple rings.

Real men have curves.

Any Ballymena beys reading? .... As if someone from Ballymena could read, luckily I have pictures.

Don't you know that it's different for gurls .... If Old Knudsen did this you'd hear about the clogged up drain for a week.

Win a race and humiliate a chick .... sponsored by misogyny. The peer pressure of having to stand there and take or you won't get paid.

Maybe dead people are yer thing, I likes it when they lay still.

A chick with a dick because God made them that way.

Nothing wrong with meat on a stick.

And end with an anti-climax.

Birthday Hoors

Today it seems that dirty, pervy , hornivores types that think they are so hot all have their birthdays so today is 'International full of yerself birthday day'.

No my birthday has already been so nice try.

Prince is a dirty wee Jovohva witness singer type who wears high heels, gurly make-up and pretends to fuck the stage when hes sings those sinful songs full of smut and filth. He is 54 today. I got sick of the wee shite 20 years ago but he hangs around like a fart in a phone box.

Tom Jones is Welsh, that's enough sin and burden for anyone but this cunt flaunts it. I know for a fact that he packs his trousers with rolled up socks cos I gave him the idea. Jones is 87 today.

Dave Navarro is a poofy guitar player who hangs around with other skinny dying fuckers who sprinkle cocaine on to their cornflakes and think lunch is a bottle of J.D. (yes I'm jealous) he tried to be cool but has since appeared in a Puff Daddy/diddy/doddy video and had his own reality show, yes he is now a media hoor, he is 48 today.

Morris Blackstaff is a famous porn star from such movies like 'Animal rights/animal wrongs' and 'Yer ma loved it.' At a premier of one of his films he was to shake hands with the Queen but instead he feed his long dong through his jacket sleeve and she shook his penis, since then he has been on my hit list, yes Mr Blacstaff yer end will cum at my hands, he is 56 today.

Liam Neeson from Ballymena, Northern Ireland a town where Old Knudsen used to reside is a Fenian cocksucker who refused the keys to the city only because its full of bitter Protestants who hated him when he lived there and still do, where is the love Mr Neeson? you don't deserve such an honour. A crappy actor who doesn't do accents because he can't, like Sean Connery but shite.

Neeson is 63 today and hates puppies.

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I was going to put up a post about the importance of fossil fuels and the only problem I have is that when you go to fill up yer coal bucket you end up with black snotters but then I remembered the whining, "too many words, where are the hotties?" or "post naked men pictures" so here it is, the ultimate post for all of you cunts that only want dirty pictures cos words hurt yer brains, maybe you lot should start blogs so you can post said pics, just an idea. I think I have covered all of my 3 reader's tastes if not and if you have any complains at the end of this I shall give up blogging, enjoy.

Don't call old Duncan here a pervert, hes just doing what you wish you had the guts to do, the man is sexually free.

Where would the world be without midget sex?

I never buy off vendors in the street, those fuckers never wash their hands. Do you think this lad's name is calvin? his ma must of wrote that on so he wouldn't lose them.

Here have some violence against Andre Agassi the tennis twat.

This is for all you insertionists out there. I remember when milk was delivered to yer door in bottles not up yer arse from a carton.

Something to get you Knudsenites out there warmed up.

For you multi-taskers, she has my admiration.

Amputee sex, did I mention that I only have one leg? once you have a one legged man you never go back.

For you Japophiles, they really do all look the same to me. Two nukes didn't do her any harm so gurn up.

A bit of Fenian cocksucking for MJ, you can imagine the old fella about to say, "remember that chap who used to run the bookies? what was that mans name? John? Jack? something 'J' anyway he was married to etc etc etc." until she says, "Da shut the fuck up." I told you they were Fenians.

For those a little unsure of themselves.

Cheerleaders, Hollywood has taught me to admire cheerleaders. "Goooooooooooooooooooo Hot-pants!"

Yer grandad before the stroke. He likes a nice stroke.

Those black fellas just want to spank our white weemen and then shove their huge cocks into them, its disgusting I tell you.

For you animal lovers, I won't say what sicko sent me this but it was one of you.

Spiderman Spiderman does whatever a spider can except spin webs as only females spin webs.

Don't worry folks its only CIA interrogation, its not torture because that would be wrong.

For those who like to pack a lunch, the egg and onion sandwiches went in a treat.

Ah fake hard Hollywood bodies, this is what we should all try to look like or so I'm told.

This looks more creepy than sexy, whats with the gloves and the mirror? does she understand mirrors?

Another picture for the ladies, Right said Fred on their cum back tour.

For the Fag-hags who like small packages.

For the minute men, they are in yer country doing the jobs twice as fast for half the money that you are too fat and lazy to do so whats yer problem? Put yerselves in their shoes.

Does this inflated crotch make me look ghey?

For those who like Gladiator films etc, "This is Sparta!"