Today it seems that dirty, pervy , hornivores types that think they are so hot all have their birthdays so today is 'International full of yerself birthday day'.
No my birthday has already been so nice try.
No my birthday has already been so nice try.
Prince is a dirty wee Jovohva witness singer type who wears high heels, gurly make-up and pretends to fuck the stage when hes sings those sinful songs full of smut and filth. He is 54 today. I got sick of the wee shite 20 years ago but he hangs around like a fart in a phone box. 
Tom Jones is Welsh, that's enough sin and burden for anyone but this cunt flaunts it. I know for a fact that he packs his trousers with rolled up socks cos I gave him the idea. Jones is 87 today.
Dave Navarro is a poofy guitar player who hangs around with other skinny dying fuckers who sprinkle cocaine on to their cornflakes and think lunch is a bottle of J.D. (yes I'm jealous) he tried to be cool but has since appeared in a Puff Daddy/diddy/doddy video and had his own reality show, yes he is now a media hoor, he is 48 today. 
Morris Blackstaff is a famous porn star from such movies like 'Animal rights/animal wrongs' and 'Yer ma loved it.' At a premier of one of his films he was to shake hands with the Queen but instead he feed his long dong through his jacket sleeve and she shook his penis, since then he has been on my hit list, yes Mr Blacstaff yer end will cum at my hands, he is 56 today. 
Liam Neeson from Ballymena, Northern Ireland a town where Old Knudsen used to reside is a Fenian cocksucker who refused the keys to the city only because its full of bitter Protestants who hated him when he lived there and still do, where is the love Mr Neeson? you don't deserve such an honour. A crappy actor who doesn't do accents because he can't, like Sean Connery but shite.Neeson is 63 today and hates puppies.
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Hey now - I'm of Welsh extraction (though my ancestors left for the colonies more than 250 years ago) AND have the same melodious name as Tom's long-suffering wife. Don't be dissing my Tom.
Surprised you didn't note the oddity of Tom having recorded one of Prince's songs. That's an odd couple if there ever was one.
I'd do all these guys except Skipper Nelson. I like his music, but he does nothing for me. I like my men a little more, um, manly. And taller than me.
Finally they let you out again ... ? Corrupt bastids. I payed so much.
Your collection of men-who-think-they-are-God's-gift is pretty nice. Astounding enough except Tommy Jones they do not wear chest-hair! And this Tommy looks pretty, hmm - dull.
I'd like to see a Old Knudsen self-portrait: "Knudsen - the man behind the penis."
Given their age difference who do you reckon has more lasses up the tater chute? Prince or Tom Jones?
My money is on Prince. Jones, being Welsh, would easily have him on the livestock though.
Who has the most dirty knickers?
Tom Jones? Or Old Knudsen?
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